Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Yksi_Toveri]

The Homeless Saga begins. Place your bets on might happen to him. He gets kicked out, Barbara dies, someone beats him half to death, he ends up back in jail.

Jail is a real possibility if he's not properly tard wrangled. Not any kind of "No Fucking Your Mom!" stipulation in the Court Release Order violation, but I envision him making a scene at McDonald's, the Malls, or some other place over some perceived grievance that really isn't there but he sees it in his slow-in-da-mind brain. Not to mention, he's basically had zero social interaction aside from Jerkops yelling, "Inmate Chandler! Shower time!" for over a year so I can imagine his social acuity is even more degraded than ever before. He's probably real easy to intimidate with any bit of authority in a vocal presence right now.

It's probably best the Tard hasn't been on the Interweb Tubes as any fucking ween who wants to manipulate him could probably, very easily, do so right now. His lawyer -shockingly- seems to have done his best to help Chris and I'm pretty confident he has arranged a Corral that can contain our Teflon Tard for Chris' own protection. I'd guess at the very least, an adult foster care family who has a fetish for autists.

 

[AnOminous]

Not any kind of "No Fucking Your Mom!" stipulation in the Court Release Order violation, but I envision him making a scene at McDonald's, the Malls, or some other place over some perceived grievance that really isn't there but he sees it in his slow-in-da-mind brain.

Or a real grievance when someone yells "it's that motherfucker, get him" and then a bunch of people stomp him in the parking lot.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Zap it to the extreme.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Or a real grievance when someone yells "it's that motherfucker, get him" and then a bunch of people stomp him in the parking lot.

Or, yeah, that.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

Zap it to the extreme.

Is that why Bella tasered herself?

 

[FinnSven]

Or a real grievance when someone yells "it's that motherfucker, get him" and then a bunch of people stomp him in the parking lot.

I hadn’t thought of that admittedly.

His lawyer and the authorities must have found him a “safe” house.
Obviously not witness protection or anything like that, but somewhere like:

I'd guess at the very least, an adult foster care family who has a fetish for autists.

He probably won’t be much harm to others, but the public might not treat him well, and he is not exactly hard to miss.

 

[Got Milk!]

I hadn’t thought of that admittedly.

His lawyer and the authorities must have found him a “safe” house.
Obviously not witness protection or anything like that, but somewhere like:



He probably won’t be much harm to others, but the public might not treat him well, and he is not exactly hard to miss.

Then we need a Door Dash, McDonald's or Best Buy chad to step up and get ebidance.

 

[Cyber Autist]

The Homeless Saga begins. Place your bets on might happen to him. He gets kicked out, Barbara dies, someone beats him half to death, he ends up back in jail.

My money is on murder-suicide.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jail is a real possibility if he's not properly tard wrangled. Not any kind of "No Fucking Your Mom!" stipulation in the Court Release Order violation, but I envision him making a scene at McDonald's, the Malls, or some other place over some perceived grievance that really isn't there but he sees it in his slow-in-da-mind brain. Not to mention, he's basically had zero social interaction aside from Jerkops yelling, "Inmate Chandler! Shower time!" for over a year so I can imagine his social acuity is even more degraded than ever before. He's probably real easy to intimidate with any bit of authority in a vocal presence right now.

It's probably best the Tard hasn't been on the Interweb Tubes as any fucking ween who wants to manipulate him could probably, very easily, do so right now. His lawyer -shockingly- seems to have done his best to help Chris and I'm pretty confident he has arranged a Corral that can contain our Teflon Tard for Chris' own protection. I'd guess at the very least, an adult foster care family who has a fetish for autists.

bet they lain a 'no internet devices' on him

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Anyone betting that Janke bailed him out?

I'm not scanning through a hundred pages to see if the same comment has been made - Sod off.

No need! I said I bet her dad did it pretty early on. You're welcome! Sod on!

 

[Ken_Penders69]

I'm surprised weens or faggots like ethan ralph haven't started ordering pizzas or sending letters to these suspected places chris is at to try and get him to come out and show himself

 

[Mouse Cop]

I'm surprised weens or faggots like ethan ralph haven't started ordering pizzas or sending letters to these suspected places chris is at to try and get him to come out and show himself

How do you know they haven't?

 

[Digital_Disaster]

Let's hope that we don't have to witness the horror of the next Julay saga... He might end up fucking a blowup doll out in public, claiming that the merge is going to happen right then and there.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The Homeless Saga begins. Place your bets on might happen to him. He gets kicked out, Barbara dies, someone beats him half to death, he ends up back in jail.

My current guess is he’s on strong anti-psychotics and has to keep taking them as part of his release agreement.

We’ve never seen Chris so compliant before in regards to not contacting anyone and following orders from an authority figures without issue so I’m thinking it’s either that or he’s been in a position lately where’s he’s just not been able to send letters but my first guess is drugs since I don’t think they can legally force Chris into silence.

If Chris was made homeless I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s attacked by some weird combination of a ween attention seeker and vigilante but in a situation where he’s homeless and can’t afford a cheap motel or whatever I think he’d be able to couch surf for a while due to him being trans and an internet celebrity.

 

[A New Kiwi]

Just want to point out that if Barb was "frail" and "decrepit" and "required care" by 2021, that's not because she was 79 - it's because she was 79 and had been sedentary for 10 to 20 years. My grandparents at 79 all had an erect posture, zipped around much the same as they always did, and didn't need a single bit of help with anything. That's a very common outcome for people in their 70s if you don't abuse your body with shit health habits. Let's stop treating people in the 70s like they're a bunch of broken down old fossils, they're not in their 90s.

 

[Kirby]

The Homeless Saga begins. Place your bets on might happen to him. He gets kicked out, Barbara dies, someone beats him half to death, he ends up back in jail.

he will be in a group home and be heavily medicated to ensure he remains in a zombie like state at all times.

 

[King Kiwi]

Anyone betting that Janke bailed him out?

Spoiler

I'm not scanning through a hundred pages to see if the same comment has been made - Sod off.

I did.

 

[Fortyone]

I'm surprised weens or faggots like ethan ralph haven't started ordering pizzas or sending letters to these suspected places chris is at to try and get him to come out and show himself

Unless the delivery guy is in on it and records the results how would that work? And I doubt they would just let the residents just show up to the door to pick it up.

Chris at least needs to confirm his presence online before people even start doing that shit, we have no clue where he is right now or what privileges he has.

 

[King Kiwi]

Unless the delivery guy is in on it and records the results how would that work? And I doubt they would just let the residents just show up to the door to pick it up.

Chris at least needs to confirm his presence online before people even start doing that shit, we have no clue where he is right now or what privileges he has.

Has he been deemed unfit to make his own decisions regarding correspondence?

Or is he just unable to afford stamps, a letter and a pen?

 

[Ophelia]

The shit tards are in the hospital, not group homes.

In America the shit tards are on the street, in lockup, or in group homes. We stopped committing people in the eighties.

tucker carlson literally had a segment on this fat fuck.

He was barely mentioned in a segment about something else and Tucker got his name wrong.

stupid question perhaps, but is incest a sex crime?

It is in Virginia.

i firmly believe Chris did not rape Barb,

He did.

bet they lain a 'no internet devices' on him

Why? His crime wasn’t related to the internet.

Has he been deemed unfit to make his own decisions regarding correspondence?

Or is he just unable to afford stamps, a letter and a pen?

Or is he more interested in watching TV than communicating with anyone other than asspatters?