Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[lolcows_townwatch]

Nick going off the rails rn hammered with hard R's and ranting about tiktok

 

[Anticipointment]

Yes. Also where he does his performative pig eating, shoveling crap into his gaping cockholster and making dog eating noises (unintentionally) and his creepy low talking or as some people call it his ASMR voice. That's his new voice of authority act. It's pretty irritating and pathetic.

In the Elissa Clips video titled “Dear Fatties” posted a few pages back, Nick says:
“Stop Eating…
Just Stop Eating…
(voice lowered) Stop. Eating.”

Video should smash cut to Nick shoveling / slurping ramen noodles into his mouth when he was whining to Locals chat.

Also, the way he is moving & speaking in that video is so bizarre. He wipes his nose with his hand at least seven times. Is this like a tic he has now? It really looks like addict behavior.

 

[RotPockets]

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He's not mad at us bottom barrel retards.

All I see in that horrible lighting is how much he looks like a mole-rat without teeth. Debilitating overbite and gigantic bags under his eyes flapping as he ”stammers” desperately stalling for time, trying to think of something clever and comes up lacking. Public access wrestling promo levels of cringe.

Gaytarded:


Totally Not Seething:


Insecurity:

Latent Faggotry:

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

All I see in that horrible lighting is how much he looks like a mole-rat without teeth. Debilitating overbite and gigantic bags under his eyes flapping as he ”stammers” desperately stalling for time, trying to think of something clever and comes up lacking. Public access wrestling promo levels of cringe.
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the pink coffee bean eyes are absolutely kino when combined with the cartoonishly hideously giant snout and simpsons overbite. Dysgenic.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

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I'm digging the late eighties Phil Collins hairline.

 

[200MB]

Just watched Elissa's clip of Nick talking about fat people:

Spoiler: Archive

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Nick's mean-girl cheerleader tendencies really shine through with his Designated Ugly Fat Friend (aka DUFF) strategy. You can tell that he's really sorry. Just dripping with sincerity as he calls them "fats" and "cretins", because Nick, well, he's one of the good ones who will find a way to make their eating disorder about him. What a shining example.

Can't help but think that Nick made an attempt to backpedal when he saw people clicking off (300+), and when he saw that he was too late, he settled for calling them fat too (which shows how insincere his apology was in case it wasn't obvious enough).

Since Nick operates by hanging around unattractive people so that he can look good by comparison, this is now a possible explanation for why he brings Crazy-Eyes Kayla to the gay bars:

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Kidding aside, this is not a good look for Nick.

"Your meds Madam."

Gollum somehow looks like the saner individual here.

 

[RotPockets]

I'm digging the late eighties Phil Collins hairline.

Nick next week.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's totally fair to say he's not hostile against the site. He's hostile against the thread, though. He went on a 2-minute long kitchen rant about how posters the thread were "bottom-barrel Farmers" a couple weeks ago.

Which is a bit ridiculous, because the vast majority of people commenting in this thread haven't acted any differently than people commenting in any other lowcow thread.

Hell, he's being spared the poo-touching imbeciles that seem to haunt the threads people like Wings, and Patrick Tomlinson, and cause Null no end of aggravation.

I'm not even going to watch that. Is the kitchen now his coping space where he goes to pretend not to be mad about things?

Better question: If he gets that way again, and he's NOT in the kitchen, should we all collectively point at him at say "Get back in the kitchen, bitch!"?

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

"ill" "sick"

 

[Swole McPole]

Carimachet​

I will pay to re-up you

So is Carimachet another trust fund baby? Despite her being a crusty old hippie whose vag must have healed over from disuse, she doesn't appear to work, seems to spend her time travelling from one useless hippie event to another and yet still has money to burn, re-upping randoms in Locals, sending Lady Rackets leather lingerie, etc. etc. etc.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I don't really get why you guys are complaining about a Null x Nick reading Ralphs legal filings stream together. It honestly should have happened long ago, but the good thing now is that there's a whole story to go through since its been developing for a while.

1. Ralphs legal filings are hilarious
2. many people who don't closely follow Ralph have sat down to actually read that garbage
3. it's actual law content that you guys have been complaining Nick isn't doing anymore
4. Nick x Null always have a fun dynamic and Null will probably bully Nick a little bit about his degenerate behavior
5. Ralph will seethe

I don't see how going on someones stream is "enabling" them in any way. Null has been giving Nick nothing but good advice on how to turn his situation aroind. It might be good for Nick to talk to someone who doesn't suck his ass constantly and to just have some fun making fun of a fat retard. I hope Nick gets his shit together so I can enjoy this stream.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Balldoboy opened tonight’s stream apologizing because Coomalot wasn’t going to be on because he was at the race track. The stream title featured Coomy so Nick must just throw shit against the wall and assume everyone will drop what they’re doing to show up for his “show”. Clearly zero effort to actually source guests or get shit right on Nicks part.

After that he apologized for being sick. He claimed he was damn near deathly ill and couldn’t stream because wait for it…..he was dehydrated. Thats the best line of shit he can come up with that he thinks is believable? I don’t even know what to say.

He should apologize for having COOM-A-LOT on. Not not having him on.

That's what he is going with? Talk about having contempt for your audience.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

He should apologize for having COOM-A-LOT on. Not not having him on.

That's what he is going with? Talk about having contempt for your audience.

I thought Rekieta was going to constantly stream about his own case. Another boastful lie. But then what would he be saying if he did? Stupid lies, more boasting and the occasional forced admission that he hasn't easily won followed by claims he never said he would etc.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I said last night that there was no way in hell Nick was missing his Friday coomer congress, so obviously he's on tonight. Ironically enough it appears that Camelot has skipped tonight, even though he (of course) has top billing in the show title.


That's right. Although last night when cancelling he said he was "sick", resorting to "meds and sleep", and seemed to blame the "dang kids" for getting him sick, tonight he suggested he was probably "dehydrated" and said he was pounding back Gatorades all day today.




It's totally fair to say he's not hostile against the site. He's hostile against the thread, though. He went on a 2-minute long kitchen rant about how posters the thread were "bottom-barrel Farmers" a couple weeks ago.

He was ill... right...

I'm not even going to watch that. Is the kitchen now his coping space where he goes to pretend not to be mad about things?

His rant against Farmers was aimed at myself. It was the reaction to the 'joke' that he planned to plant a fake story about Egalitarian inviting Nick to a drag show. Also, his man-baby rant about breakfast cereals--if you recall.

So is Carimachet another trust fund baby? Despite her being a crusty old hippie whose vag must have healed over from disuse, she doesn't appear to work, seems to spend her time travelling from one useless hippie event to another and yet still has money to burn, re-upping randoms in Locals, sending Lady Rackets leather lingerie, etc. etc. etc.

Nah... Check my Bios of the people on LOCALS on the last EXCEL sheet. There is another tab for it.

She is a fat activist with weird new age medical takes and conspiracy theories. She also won't stop telling you about how she was part of Occupy in the past

 

[bifftango]

After that he apologized for being sick. He claimed he was damn near deathly ill and couldn’t stream because wait for it…..he was dehydrated. Thats the best line of shit he can come up with that he thinks is believable? I don’t even know what to say.

Sounds like he had a heavy case of the whiskey flu, or as normal people call it -- a hangover.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Highlights from the last *shove food in face* stream:

Overall, you can see his narcissism shining through just about every stream now.

- Nick would have to charge 750 dollars an hour if he was a lawyer because he makes SO much money!

- Nick hopes people don't think of him as a lawyer (in response to someone saying he doesn't seem like a lawyer). Nick said GOOD because he HATES what lawyers have become and he just wants to be a PERSON. Totally NOT becuase he doesn't want to talk about law except to moral grand stand.

- Faran Balanced is moving to TX.

- Nick is taking vacation with Lady R in the first week of June.

- While going to Matsuri in August, his kids will be with him up until the days of the con, but NOT for the days of the con. He claims it is going to be 'great'--probably because he can do drugs there.

After sharing he said, he will be spending a lot of time eith his kids 'becuase people cares so much about my private life.' He is NOT reading the thread and is NOT mad or guilty!

- Nick is taking 2 vacations with his kids this year. He's not neglectful.

- To the suggestion he pre-record content to release while he is travelling, he said that he would try to fit in time to stream.

So instead of working and preparing content or telling people to expect a drought, he will just do it unannounced like always.

- Someone asked Nick for advice (WHY?) on being a foster parent, and Nick said that you need to 'realise that isn't your biology. Because that matters.' 'You need to watch yourself' and try to be thr best parent you can because that isn't your kid and they might be taken away from you too.

Truly sage counsel... Be careful...

EDIT: Spelling failures

 

[Piña colada mobster]

Highlights from the last *shove food in face* stream:

Overall, you can see his narcissism shining through just about every stream now.

- Nick would have to charge 750 dollars an hour if he was a lawyer because he makes SO much money!

- Nick hopes people don't think of him as a lawyer (in response to someone saying he doesn't seem like a lawyer). Nick said GOOD because he HATES what lawyers have become and he just wants to be a PERSON. Totally NOT becuase he doesn't want to talk about law except to moral grand stand.

- Faran Balanced is moving to TX.

- Nick is taking vacation with Lady R in the first week of June.

- While going to Matsuri in August, his kids will be with him up until the days of the con, but NOT for the days of the con. He claims it is going to be 'great'--probably because he can do drugs there.

After sharing he said, he will be spending a lot of time eith his kids 'becuase people cares so much about my private life.' He is NOT reading the thread and is NOT mad or guilty!

- Nick is taking 2 vacations with his kids this year. He's not neglectful.

- To the suggestion he pre-record content to release while he is travelling, he said that he would try to fit in time to stream.

So instead of working and preparing content or telling people to expect a drought, he will just do it unannounced like always.

- Someone asked Nick for advice (WHY?) on being a foster parent, and Nick said that you need to 'realise that isn't your biology. Because that matters.' 'You need to watch yourself' and try to be thr best parent you can because that isn't your kid and they might be taken away from you too.

Truly sage counsel... Be careful...

EDIT: Spelling failures

Love how this motherfucker is reading his thread and getting all defensive in his kitchen about it.

Rackets, dude, get your act together. Stop actually worrying over what the fucking Internet thinks of you and get the fuck on with your weirdo swinger Balldo lifestyle so we can keep laughing at you.

... Or don't. We'll still keep laughing at you, because those kitchen streams are fucking cringe.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nick is taking vacation with Lady R in the first week

- To the suggestion he pre-record content to release while he is travelling, he said that he would try to fit in time to stream.

This is exactly the same strategy he tried to use when he went to cuck island and it worked so well for him last time. It’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it works out for him.

 

[gorororo]

I haven't watched Nick in a while and haven't bothered to unsubscribe from the Locals emails, but the notification from this morning made me a touch mad on the internet.

He's making food for himself at 4:30 in morning but if he had waited a couple hours he could've had breakfast with his kids. He brags about cooking and he had plenty of time to make a nice breakfast for everyone and chooses not to.

Spoiler: PL

My dad would wake up early and leave for work before anyone else in the family had woken up. Sometimes on holidays or snow days, he wouldn't have to go work and so he would make waffles or pancakes, bacon, and eggs and we would all eat together. Very nice, warm memories now.

 

[Strix454]

Which is a bit ridiculous, because the vast majority of people commenting in this thread haven't acted any differently than people commenting in any other lowcow thread.

Nick's kitchen rant against the farms was related to his weird Ralphamale move of trolling his own audience on one stream through an op. Then calling the farms "autistic" for reporting word for word what he said on stream and taking it seriously.

He did an op where he and one of his locals minions were talking on stream (the minion was in chat) about going to a Rupaul's Drag Race taping. Nick did the whole thing straight and at least IMO it was a Poe's law situation where there was nothing presented to suggest it wasn't serious or it was a joke.

One of Nick's defenses a couple months ago to information/documentation about himself & his locals that he didn't like was to say that his critics were misreporting his obvious "jokes" about things as if they were serious. Nick seemed to be trying through the op to condition his audience to not accept anything about Nick not coming from Nick as true.

What Nick is really angry about is the transition of his thread on the farms to being a lolcow thread. Its the typical lack of self-awareness of all cows. The farms is always great as long as its documenting other people.