Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[puzzlemasterPandora]

At this point, I think it's almost safe to assume that is Druel left, he probably didn't do too much modeling. Or baring that, he too stole assets, but tweaked them to where they weren't as blatant, unlike Eva.

Nah, the dude actually makes everything from scratch. He has a Twitch I've watched him stream on.

and again the passive agressive act for the email problem
for fuck sake Eva.


(also the website looks ugly and basic I learned about the base of coding a website this year and even I could pull of a website like this, did it seriously took him WEEKS for that ? You can't even read the text correctly with that pink background)

No, not even weeks. It's apparently been in the works since the game has first started, because it says on his blog "It's been 27 months."
Nice job Eva, you're totally not a hack.

 

[Trombonista]

New progress video.

I'm surprised you can't see her panties in that thumbnail.

 

[LucasSomething]

He also made a spreadsheet showing stuff he needs:
lol at "I would like to have a small town, but it has to look like this anime here." Alex literally can't make anything by himself (or without stealing).

 

[Juri]

Got a popup telling me it's suspicious

I imagine it's riddled with malware that lets him steal your credit card info for his patreon.

Anything to get his doll amirite.

 

[Beaniebon]

He also made a spreadsheet showing stuff he needs:
lol at "I would like to have a small town, but it has to look like this anime here." Alex literally can't make anything by himself (or without stealing).

"I'm extremely picky about the face"
*hires this artist*

 

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

"I'm extremely picky about the face"
*hires this artist*

something about the skin color seems really off to me.
also, gotta love all the detail around boobs and vagina. looks like she hopped right out of a meet n' fuck game.

 

[X_X]

That website is so goddamn ugly. The text is also hard to read with that saturated pink background and the shadow.

And did he get a new artist? This shit is fucking ugly - moreso than the stuff drawn by the other girl.

Spoiler: Potato Face

Eva is no art director nor web designer. At least his blog game dev blog is readable. His new poal.me is asking fans how much faith they have in him. Oh no his fans are not 100% faithful the cult leader is going criticize them.

 

[Beaniebon]

. His new poal.me is asking fans how much faith they have in him

I am feeling such second hand embarrassment why does he need constant validation from everyone (especially if he isn't going to listen to their criticisms). Honestly, he's worse than the stereotypical Tumblr safe-space people he bitches about in that regard.

 

[A Sign]

I called it, the reason why the site took so long is cause of something flash related (the visual novel/pissy attitude toward emails) welp soon enough we'll get hentai visual novel styled 2d loading screens.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I gotta love how extremely picky he is with his "volunteer" work qualifications. Especially the part about not being able to work with someone who can model, but not texture.

Kinda leaving those people out to dry, aren't you? Also wouldn't more voice actors be a benefit for the game? Because it sounds terrible at the moment.

 

[A Sign]

And it's ALWAYS good to have backup too, but alas panties are much more important

 

[Base Dragon Salad]

He also made a spreadsheet showing stuff he needs:
lol at "I would like to have a small town, but it has to look like this anime here." Alex literally can't make anything by himself (or without stealing).

An excerpt from the other doc he made:

All textures used in Yandere Simulator must be original, not downloaded from Google Image Search.
You can get into serious legal trouble for using non-licensed textures in a commercial product.

 

[MagneticTowels]

The images on that site take a ridiculous amount of time to load. It's like it's 1994

 

[Keystone]

Future Project Concept Art

Before I started working on Yandere Simulator, I was working on several other game projects. Some of them even had playable prototypes. It makes me sad to think about the projects that I abandoned for Yandere Simulator. It would be nice to get some concept art for my other game projects, so that I can feel like I'm still making progress on them.

He's STILL trying to get his Lunar Scythe and fighting games to be a real thing.

Jesus, this guy just can't take a hint can he?

 

[vertexwindi]

The images on that site take a ridiculous amount of time to load. It's like it's 1994

No surprise, those images are way fucking bigger than necessary.

Add making websites to the list of shit Eva sucks at.

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

Now that I think about it, he uses java to code, but why ?

Wait, wait, wait, hold up. You're telling me that between C# and JavaScript he chose JS? Fucking unbelievable. And that man want to build a reputation of professional game developer.
I pity that professional programmer Eva wants to hire. God, what a mess Eva's code might be.

(also the website looks ugly and basic I learned about the base of coding a website this year and even I could pull of a website like this, did it seriously took him WEEKS for that ? You can't even read the text correctly with that pink background)

It looks like it was made by someone called "krmax44" (judging by copyright in footer).
Site itself uses Bootstrap for almost everything, so even Eva could do it since all he had to do is specify type of layout for each block.

Also, do you know who's this dude? He has "Writer, YandereSim" in his bio. Eva needs other people to write his games for him?

 

[Nap-Kin]

Agh! I honestly hate the new art Eva is using.

The artist seems to have no grasp on anatomy. Yandere is twisting her body in such a way that it reminds me of the old Spiderwoman comics. The clothing doesn't fold like how it should naturally and the faces are extremely out of wack. The old artist he had, despite not being the greatest either, was heaps better then the new one. What probably bothers me the most is that he does have a good artist under his belt.

Eva's perveted ways will always be a mystery to me.

 

[cappaint]

Continuing on his stream discussion.

I gave some of my friends my stream key so that they could stream to my old game channel.

The dude streaming on that channel right now isn't me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...est_concerns_about_the_game/d5bibz0?context=3 (https://archive.is/CQdSv)

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...est_concerns_about_the_game/d5bid6m?context=3 (https://archive.is/KIxCY)

Looking at his site legitimately hurts my eyes. I knew it would be hideous, like the subreddit and the wordpress but this is so much worse. There are so many better ways to make that colour scheme work.

 

[Green Green]

Isn't the "new" artist the one who drew the Hentai Yan-mom?

Also, why did he make that flash contact page? Is it scraps from a supposed VN of Yan-chan looking like a prostitute with a knife?

 

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

Out of all the bullshit comparisons Alex has made over the years, comparing his public stream to someone's nudes being leaked has to be the stupidest. And saying it's "fucked up" everyone knows about him being EvaXephon when he literally put no effort into hiding it.

Eva's perveted ways will always be a mystery to me.

He took some really bad viagra once, now he's cursed to have a 24/7 boner. Tragic.