Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Akari Is My Wife]

I have always viewed them as faggot class. They're retards. They suck dicks.

Bruh, gin is like if Pure Flavor jizzed in your mouth.

Learn some culture, fgt

 

[Generic Retard]

I'm actually surprised that it's not entirely alcohol.

As if he could drink chilled drinks with his teeth that would hurt pretty badly I imagine.
At least he has half of the Twangquery bottle left ( ), which tastes probably alright at room temperature.

 

[UncommonParlence]

This is a question that occurred to me -

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

Personally I'd ask him if he is aware of just how sad his life is by any objective standard and has he ever thought abut even trying to make small improvements not trying to do them but just thought about it.

After he beat his hat up he admitted to being miserable and lonely. He basically said that he's just making the most of the shambles of his broken life because that's all you can do toobz, that's all you can do. You can't improve or work towards a change or have goals or any of that dumb shit. In fact you're starting to sound like my troles just by suggesting it. Get blocked, DAD! Block. Delete. Ignore. Just to reilliterate kind of thing. It's the troof.

 

[valence]

This is a question that occurred to me -

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

Personally I'd ask him if he is aware of just how sad his life is by any objective standard and has he ever thought abut even trying to make small improvements not trying to do them but just thought about it.

I wanna ask him the same question. He seems absolutely convinced that his life is better than his trolls. It seems he really, really believes he owns them and somehow his elevated life status makes him better off... but from the outside looking in it's so dismal. He is SO unaware it feels like he's the troll. Living that life seems so impossible to see it as nothing more than a shortcut to death.. not at all sustainable. I guess that is what makes Josh the Boglim. Supernatural ability to persist

 

[Nigson Jr]

I wanna ask him the same question. He seems absolutely convinced that his life is better than his trolls. It seems he really, really believes he owns them and somehow his elevated life status makes him better off... but from the outside looking in it's so dismal. He is SO unaware it feels like he's the troll. Living that life seems so impossible to see it as nothing more than a shortcut to death.. not at all sustainable. I guess that is what makes Josh the Boglim. Supernatural ability to persist

Every lolcow seems to have this energy they tap into where they just keep mooving along no matter what. They genuinely believe they're famous and not infamous, or possess superpowers or can travel to some alternate world.

Cobess himself genuinely believes he is a sexy goth bad boy who can do magic, and not a depressed alcoholic slowly killing himself with the things he does to his body.
A troll asked him where he saw himself in the next 5 years on one of those Krystal streams and he answered "I'll be in my dream clock tower mansion making wands doing my thing."

It's like the only time you really see Josh and not cobra is when he's smashed out drunk and ranting about his trolls.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

I would ask him several things.

• Was he really kicked out of Job Corp for weed or was that just a story he made up to look cool?
• What really happened with Stephanie?
• Did he really double team that pregnant chick with couch Chris for a pack of smokes?
• Was the "cocaine" he's claimed to try in the past really just meth or was the entire thing made up?

A massive part of Josh's personality is needing to feel like a masculine bad boy so he lies and creates stories that sound cool in his mind and that he thinks his audience will believe.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

The burning question in my mind is how the landlord accepts our dork lord in their apartment. Is there a contract in place or law that doesn't allow him to kick the boglim out of the den that he's turned into a pig sty with his beer and taco bell food hack detritus?

I genuinely doubt the landlord is actually a fan of his, along with the neighbors. I know they're probably meth heads like he is but there's only so much even they could endure right?

 

[PetiteFeet]

The burning question in my mind is how the landlord accepts our dork lord in their apartment. Is there a contract in place or law that doesn't allow him to kick the boglim out of the den that he's turned into a pig sty with his beer and taco bell food hack detritus?

I genuinely doubt the landlord is actually a fan of his, along with the neighbors. I know they're probably meth heads like he is but there's only so much even they could endure right?

Cobes cast a wicked spell on the entire apartment building, kinda like how vampires can glamour and mindcontrol normal mortals. They ARE his fans, trole.

 

[AnOminous]

If you could ask Josh a single question and you are 100% guaranteed to get an honest answer what would it be?

Why do you do duster? Just stop doing that. Whatever other dumb shit you do, just knock off the duster.

 

[Goatchoker]

Every lolcow seems to have this energy they tap into where they just keep mooving along no matter what. They genuinely believe they're famous and not infamous, or possess superpowers or can travel to some alternate world.

Cobess himself genuinely believes he is a sexy goth bad boy who can do magic, and not a depressed alcoholic slowly killing himself with the things he does to his body.
A troll asked him where he saw himself in the next 5 years on one of those Krystal streams and he answered "I'll be in my dream clock tower mansion making wands doing my thing."

It's like the only time you really see Josh and not cobra is when he's smashed out drunk and ranting about his trolls.

Just like how amberlynn is a dainty queen and Chantal is…..a Muslim modest wife?
There’s a reason they have threads and we exist to pick apart the delusion.
Cobes is low on my list of cows, whomever throws together his lives into a nice not too long package is awesome. Also he isnt cyraxx or Ralph. The bar is that low though.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

The burning question in my mind is how the landlord accepts our dork lord in their apartment. Is there a contract in place or law that doesn't allow him to kick the boglim out of the den that he's turned into a pig sty with his beer and taco bell food hack detritus?

I genuinely doubt the landlord is actually a fan of his, along with the neighbors. I know they're probably meth heads like he is but there's only so much even they could endure right?

I don't think anyone has ever definitively established that Cobes is surrounded by meth heads or that his landlord is aware of him in any significant detail (and nobody should figure this out by bothering people IRL).

Assuming troles have messaged the landlord as constantly and autistically as I imagine, the landlord probably started trashing any messages about Cobes the instant they come in unless it's from a personal acquaintance.

As for the neighbors, aside from the occasional GAHHDDDAMMMNIT at weird hours they probably barely notice Cobes' existence. If he IS next to a meth head they aren't gonna risk contact with the authorities over Cobes. If they aren't, then maybe they don't notice or care.

I think unless something really insane happens or the boglim burns down / toxifies the apartment, he's gonna be there until he's hauled out on a stretcher due to his chompers poisoning him.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think lolcows like Josh are mainly in one of two camps: those who are delusional and those who know deep down they live in misery and mockery but hide it.

I suspect he is a mix of both as when drunk he starts literally crying about never finding a girl because he's repulsive and his balding and has fucked up teeth. Then in the next breath he is saying its the trolls fault and they scare all the girls away -- even though 5 streams later he is claiming of-age fan girls wanna fuck him.

A lot of what we see is 'King Cobra' the sexy gothic bad boy character but we can also see the 13-year old kid mentality more often than not.

TLDR: He's retarded

 

[bonified retard]

The burning question in my mind is how the landlord accepts our dork lord in their apartment. Is there a contract in place or law that doesn't allow him to kick the boglim out of the den that he's turned into a pig sty with his beer and taco bell food hack detritus?

There was a giant stain on the carpet when he moved in, so I assume Clint made some sort of arrangement with the property manager. At the very least the carpet damage is a non issue.

 

[HiveDull]

I've been trying to upload a picture of his chompers since last night.
I think even the site knows that his teef are getting really bad.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It’s kinda fucked up but I wish someone would make a Timelapse of his teeth.

 

[Devious Dave]

I would genuinely like to know how his therapy is going. Not to mock him or take the piss, I genuinely want to see him succeed and be a more able adult (as able as he can get, anyway).

I have a soft spot for Cobes, ignoring the shitty things he does. He's not actively trying be a cunt, he's just a fucking sperg that shouldn't have been discovered by the Internet + he's been dealt a shitty hand with regards to his autism and his glaring personality flaws like addictive personality, the trolls won't leave him alone but he's too stupid to understand that he could actually do something about them if he just accepted that the Internet isn't good for him.

I think his therapy is online / remote I can't remember where I heard it but I'm 90% sure it is I pretty much lost all hope for it after that I think he's only going once a month as well

 

[HiveDull]

I think his therapy is online / remote I can't remember where I heard it but I'm 90% sure it is I pretty much lost all hope for it after that I think he's only going once a month as well

No ways, he mentioned in a video that he went to the office and that he got freshed up (god of war beard oil, tactical soap, etc etc). I think he also mentioned that his therapist was a Cis-gendered lady.

Edit: I'm too lazy to try and find the clip. If I'm wrong, the my bad toobz. You're not born knowing everything

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I've been trying to upload a picture of his chompers since last night.
I think even the site knows that his teef are getting really bad.
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His gums looked whiteish grey in that video, I really think the theory that he drinks so much because of tooth pain is true because that just looks horrific at this point. I'm pretty sure I've seen homeless people with better teeth than that, he really doesn't look like that kid who chugged monsters in his weird art dad's basement, now he looks like an actual monster-man, and literally all of it is due to his own incompetence on hygiene and "fashion". Also, is that a huge cut/sore on his lip in some shots or just his little soul patch just being patchy and weird?

 

[niggers]

I think unless something really insane happens or the boglim burns down / toxifies the apartment, he's gonna be there until he's hauled out on a stretcher due to his chompers poisoning him.

i know "cobes is gonna get evicted" comes up every 3 pages, but i want to double down (heh) on my prediction that clint paid a big deposit he knows he's not getting back. landlord collects boglim tax, clint doesnt get angry calls about his tardson. probably a good deal for him, all things considered.

 

[HiveDull]

Also, is that a huge cut/sore on his lip in some shots or just his little soul patch just being patchy and weird?

If you're talking about the thing under his lip, then it's actually a droplet of spit/red wine.