Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nothing To Say Here]

I think there's just less money flowing his way in general. @Potatoherder has done an excellent job documenting how much money he's making from Rumble rants and it appears his total take in super chats from both Rumble and YT is way under what archived pages from Playboard suggest what it was before his ban.

Not included in this timeline is Nick's progressive infatuation with the Balldo testicle dildo.

Originally just a laugh with the panel on his show laughing at the impotent men and unsatisfied ladies in the company's testimonials, Nick takes the gag too far, ordering test samples for him and Drex, taking about the device incessantly with uncomfortable normie guests, trying to obtain a formal sponsorship with the company to promote the product and admitting to its use with Lady R while lazily failing to actually complete a formal review as promised.

if he drops under that you cannot deny a real decline.

These references got me thinking a bit about Nicks income stream. He’s touted his contract which theoretically allowed him to become less dependent on Superchat/Rumblerant income. He seemingly also secured sponsorships with Birch Gold, Balldo, and two other entities Link/Archive, Link/Archive. These sponsorships quite possibly could have further exacerbated his laziness with respect to any effort in acquiring additional SC/RR income.

Initially he was interrupting streams hourly with routine frequency to push birch gold product. I haven’t noticed this lately, but I very well could have missed it because I haven’t watched anymore than a clip of a stream here or there for a long time. If indeed he’s stopped pushing sponsor products during streams, is this an indicator of lost sponsorships and further income degradation he‘s yet to realize, accelerating his speedrun to the bowels of lolcowdom balldocowdom?

2) Estrangement from some longstanding relationships, most likely his Minnesota in-laws

The estrangement with the in-laws seems to be less of a reality if these posts hold true, unless the vacations are an excercise to try and rebuild a broken relationship (but I tend to think Nick is too cheap and lazy for that effort).

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16140976

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16141361

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Lookin' real good there, boss!
No more free speech for Locals! (Still-Life is still there by the way)
Locals subs cancellation happening in avalanche proportions at the moment. Weird, must be a coincidence.
Rekieta: it isn't Discord, or Locals, or Youtube. It's YOU. You are the central problem. You are the Otter of your own Fat.

For whatever reason, maybe because now it's happening to some of them, the Locals are not happy campers about the latest masterstroke of galaxy-brained lolbertarianism. Also Rekieta is going bald.

ETA
there's some sort of crippled half-membership thing on Locals, like unpaid subs or whatever. They've quit in legion proportions as well. And why not.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The estrangement with the in-laws seems to be less of a reality if these posts hold true, unless the vacations are an excercise to try and rebuild a broken relationship (but I tend to think Nick is too cheap and lazy for that effort).

I had read those posts but subsequently forgot about the trip with the in-laws.

I agree it does poke some holes in the estrangement, "20 years of faking it and now I'm going to have fun" theory about fighting with Kayla's family.

The other prevailing theory was that Nick had clashed with his own family since his YT revenue meant that he didn't have to bend the knee to live off his trust money anymore.

But somewhere back in this thread, someone dug up Instagram likes and comments from his own relatives after the supposed cleavage.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I had read those posts but subsequently forgot about the trip with the in-laws.

I agree it does poke some holes in the estrangement, "20 years of faking it and now I'm going to have fun" theory about fighting with Kayla's family.

The other prevailing theory was that Nick had clashed with his own family since his YT revenue meant that he didn't have to bend the knee to live off his trust money anymore.

But somewhere back in this thread, someone dug up Instagram likes and comments from his own relatives after the supposed cleavage.

Rekieta's whole family as a mass isn't in control of the trust money though. One single person or two at most would be the ones calling the shots to whatever shyster is administering it. With his lack of maturity and general obnoxious mental problems Rekieta would inevitably be offside with whomever in the family actually holds the purse strings.
The rest of his dysgenic brood are in the same boat as him moneywise and would probably even sympathize with him to an extent.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

ETA
there's some sort of crippled half-membership thing on Locals, like unpaid subs or whatever. They've quit in legion proportions as well. And why not.

Yeah the basic account is free. Can watch not-pay walled videos. But can't interact with chat. It's fairly pointless.

 

[Maude Snew]

He’s touted his contract which theoretically allowed him to become less dependent on Superchat/Rumblerant income. He seemingly also secured sponsorships with Birch Gold, Balldo, and two other entities Link/Archive, Link/Archive. These sponsorships quite possibly could have further exacerbated his laziness with respect to any effort in acquiring additional SC/RR income.

No gold, Balldo only ever had the code and he didn't shill, the chainsaw shit only had a couple this year, no Ridge wallet. I don't think he's done more than one for the supplement shit last week but I'm a bit behind and he does that CBD shit on occasion.

Has slimmed down somewhat since the beginning of the year for sure. Less sponsorships, less superchats, lot of the fat trimmed off which is good for a watchable show mind you, just bad for Nick's bottom line.

 

[Captain Manning]

I hope you boys and girls listened to Joshie's response to the "Tiger Woods" video, where Nick and Drex were talking about why a lot of Nick's former fans have turned on him. Joshie was trying to be as diplomatic as he could be and still Rekieta got sliced up a beauty.

Saw it. Still didn't mention the GriftSendGo. Noseguarding must be all or nothing. Sad! Many such cases.

I think Null is trying really hard to avoid this turning into Masterson 2.0. I wouldn't push him on it. You'll just anger him. He either will or won't get there of his own accord. I think Null is the type of guy where if you push him on something, he'll be more inclined to do the opposite. In fact, I think he's even said that outright at one or more points.

Still, I think Nick's behavior is making it a struggle for a lot of hold timers to hang on. Not just Null.

She is on a mission to cause 'maximum chaos'. There was also a threat of a lawsuit too that seemed mite unhinged.

I'm tempted to suggest she's dumb for even suggesting a lolsuit, but considering that Nick is making complete hash out of a lawsuit filed by a guy who fucked a watermelon, I'm not sure I care to actually place a bet on her chance of success.

 

[Swole McPole]

It appears that Cory will flirt with any & all females & will turn none down if they respond in kind. These connections all seem to fizzle out quickly though, burnt stoner / wannabe playa’ + BPD older woman, ya know how it is.

There's something -- if not quite admirable, then certainly remarkable about his tenacious pursuit of the leathery wine moms.

I suppose when you're a grown ass man still living with his parents, you're gonna have to be seeking out women who have their own place if you're going to get any pussy at all.

I feel a little bit sorry for the guy now. I guess it's hard to get back on your feet with a felony conviction. There's something really sad about someone whose major achievement in life is acting as Nick's janny and proxy-banging the old bitches who lust after him.

"Those who fail to find wisdom in that last phase will constantly pretend an unreal world, making plans for a future that cannot be there."

ie most boomers.

Most boomers don't give a fuck. We've got sack loads of money because we bought property and accrued pensions/savings back when wages were good and we're gonna die soon.

I'm pretty sure it's the generations that came after us he's talking about.

 

[newuser131]

think Null is trying really hard to avoid this turning into Masterson 2.0

i agree. but i think nick is living in his own hugbox and will not receive null's criticism as constructive but as an insult. nick's ego will eventually lead to a rift between him and null. it will happen through a superchat response. it is unavoidable.

you see this all the time with e-celebs.

 

[Kopasea]

If you use yt-dlp, please let me know how you rip the whole streams and not just the first 30 seconds. I think I am loading up the cookies wrong...

For the locals streams, I use a browser extension called CoCoCut. I should learn how to properly use yt-dlp, but it's simple enough and gets me what I want.

 

[Thugnificent]

I think Nick wants to be Dick Masterson. Ethan Ralph also wants to be Dick Masterson, so Nick ends up acting like Ethan Ralph if Ethan Ralph had a trust fund.

Let's be real here, Nick is nowhere near as interesting as Ralph. He' s kind of a shitty lolcow, he knows just enough about the Internet to not make a grand spectacle of himself, but also doesn't know enough to not act like a coom-brained degenerate in public.

I predict a slow and painful slide into mediocrity (well in progress) and obscurity for him.

 

[Strix454]

Who the hell is Spectre and what's his deal?

Spectre is a guy who tends to attach himself to e-celebrities to try to build up his own importance. He tells outrageous lies about himself, he pretends to be things he is not and he always attempts to insert himself into other people's internet drama usually with horrific results. He has been around for a long time and in the past created big trouble for himself on the farms by his behavior.

He was a US marine corporal and truck driver. But he pretends to be a marine officer with important contacts at the top of the marines. He pretends to have the skills of a lawyer and will offer his legal services to the foolish. He has told stories inserting himself into historical events inevitably as a hero.

He has some level of communication with Nick. He doesn't get along with Nick's inner circle. Especially the locals inner circle and Cgoody in particular. But for whatever reasons, Nick seems to believe in spectre.

In 2023, Spectre supposedly made a phone call to Monty's attorney. Spectre afterward claimed to have learned all sorts of information about the attorney (David Schneider), his motives for taking the case and lots of personal information as to his views of Nick. He passed all this information along to Nick and Nick seems to believe all of it in spite of spectre's long history of not telling the truth about much of anything.

Nick thought so much of Spectre and his detective work that Nick introduced him to his own attorney. The attorney wanted nothing to do with what spectre was doing in terms of his contacts with Schneider and supposedly (according to Nick) told him (spectre) to stop it.

While spectre was unable to insert himself into the actual case at the level of Nick's attorney, Nick still seems to totally believe in him and has talked about doing things with him outside of the main case. Mainly, Nick has talked on multiple occasions about filing a legal ethics complaint against David Schneider. An ethics complaint whose primary information source would by indications be spectre.

Nick has talked on multiple occasions about how David Schneider "lied" to spectre about Nick during Spectre's phone call with Schneider. He (supposedly) said negative things about Nick's legal ability. Spectre is also the source for Schneider supposedly saying bad things about Nick wearing shorts. How any of that rises to the level of an ethics complaint is something only Nick understands.

 

[Captain Manning]

Let's be real here, Nick is nowhere near as interesting as Ralph. He' s kind of a shitty lolcow, he knows just enough about the Internet to not make a grand spectacle of himself, but also doesn't know enough to not act like a coom-brained degenerate in public.

I predict a slow and painful slide into mediocrity (well in progress) and obscurity for him.

I think it's still too early to tell.

On the one hand, I could see him slowing fading into obscurity like Masterson is. On the other hand, he seems to have an increasingly bad substance abuse problem. Which is a huge part of what makes Ralph what he is.

All that said, I agree that he'll probably never be a lolcow of the same caliber as Ralph. You can't top the ragepig.

Nick has talked on multiple occasions about how David Schneider "lied" to spectre about Nick during Spectre's phone call with Schneider. He (supposedly) said negative things about Nick's legal ability. Spectre is also the source for Schneider supposedly saying bad things about Nick wearing shorts. How any of that rises to the level of an ethics complaint is something only Nick understands.

It doesn't make a lick of sense to me either.

A first-year law student should be able to eviscerate Spectre's credibility if the only proof of anything Schneider did wrong is Spectre's word. You can't lie about things every 20 minutes, and expect that not to come back and haunt you when your credibility becomes front and center.

Just imagine if Schneider, or another attorney, asks Spectre what he did in the Marines. Or where he was on the afternoon of April 15th, 2013 (Boston Marathon). Or a host of other things. What does he do? Admit that he lies an awful lot, or try to hang onto his fantasies and commit perjury? On the Internet, his punishment for doing these things is mockery. Under oath, it's a bit more serious.

Which is why I'm not even sure this is anything other than an empty threat spurred by the fact that there's some facts in this case that are bad for Nick, and his argument for dismissal is a bit of a convoluted mess. This seems like an action you don't take, or even consider, unless you're not confident in your case.

Also, I dunno WHY Nick would want to aggro Minnesota OLPR for any reason. Wouldn't they pretty much tired of hearing about him by now?

 

[SargonF00t]

I dunno if anyone has discussed this before, but if Nick has always been a degenerate and never a Trad Religious family man, why the fuck did he have 5 kids?

Would a degenerate impose such a burden on himself?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I dunno if anyone has discussed this before, but if Nick has always been a degenerate and never a Trad Religious family man, why the fuck did he have 5 kids?

Would a degenerate impose such a burden on himself?

This is why I think the "I've always been this way" is a cope on the part of Nick. He's changed, but doesn't want to admit he's changed so he's rewritten his own past pulling his more degenerate aspects to the forefront of his memories. Pointing to past evidence of degeneracy pre-Depp stream is all well and good, but Nick did used to be entertaining in his own right.

Kiwi's documented the change in his personality in real time.
- Pressure mounts due to overworking himself during the Depp stream
- Toward the end of the trial "Worst Day" happens and he's noticeably upset and admits as such
- Goes to Hedonism II to try molly and potentially swing where he has the time of his life
- Spends every waking moment since then chasing that same high and wondering why he doesn't fill fulfilled any more

The comedy is that Nick built what every man dreams of building, a family with financial independence, but is likely to squander it all chasing drug highs and cooms or kill himself in some sort of molly fueled vehicular accident with his balls in a cock cage.

 

[Strix454]

I dunno if anyone has discussed this before, but if Nick has always been a degenerate and never a Trad Religious family man, why the fuck did he have 5 kids?

Would a degenerate impose such a burden on himself?

He married a woman who was a dedicated baby factory back to college days. Her degree is literally in something like good motherhood.
The big theory is that from the end of college until last year, the parents on both sides were calling the shots in the marriage in exchange for Nick getting massive financial support. Including the parents paying for their house.
Nick went to a rural obsure state college where he got a degree in creative writing and spent most of his time being a cheerleader. He then moved on to jobs as a bank teller at wells fargo and a customer service rep at a financial services company. Then he went to law school for three or four years. Then he worked as a solo attorney in small town law for maybe three years.
IMO, it seems utterly impossible that he could have ever financially supported a stay at home wife and his army of kids with those jobs. He had to be externally supported somehow.

So my theory at least is that Nick's degeneracy is moderated by his need for money and an allergy to work. That striking it rich in social media allowed him to reach financial independence and let his degenerate nature fully flower.

 

[waffle]

@Strix454 One of Nick's most baffling traits is the insane amount of credibility he gives to spectre. It isn't like Nick doesn't know that Spectre massively lies/exaggerates about his marine experience at the very least. Nick's made fun of him for it before. The fact Specter has any credibility, let alone enough that it sounds like he essentially wants to use him as an unofficial investigator, is just flabergasting.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I dunno if anyone has discussed this before, but if Nick has always been a degenerate and never a Trad Religious family man, why the fuck did he have 5 kids?

Would a degenerate impose such a burden on himself?

Not sure if you’re question is rhetorical or not, but pumping out 5 kids falls nicely in line with him trying to maintain the standards of his family upbringing in Catholicism.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-13670730

Only after creating the brood did he decide he didn’t want to play Catholic dad anymore and wanted to be degenerate. For sure he’d claim otherwise and it‘s the outsider that’s misinterpreted what’s happened in his life. The physical evidence supports a different reality than what he wants everyone to believe.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All that said, I agree that he'll probably never be a lolcow of the same caliber as Ralph. You can't top the ragepig.

There are some things you get from Nick that you'd never get from Ralph though. Ralph isn't going to drop close to $100k on a muscle car only to drive it off the road while literally traveling from the lot, because Ralph doesn't have the money.

In 2023, Spectre supposedly made a phone call to Monty's attorney. Spectre afterward claimed to have learned all sorts of information about the attorney (David Schneider), his motives for taking the case and lots of personal information as to his views of Nick. He passed all this information along to Nick and Nick seems to believe all of it in spite of spectre's long history of not telling the truth about much of anything.

Nick thought so much of Spectre and his detective work that Nick introduced him to his own attorney. The attorney wanted nothing to do with what spectre was doing in terms of his contacts with Schneider and supposedly (according to Nick) told him (spectre) to stop it.

While spectre was unable to insert himself into the actual case at the level of Nick's attorney, Nick still seems to totally believe in him and has talked about doing things with him outside of the main case. Mainly, Nick has talked on multiple occasions about filing a legal ethics complaint against David Schneider. An ethics complaint whose primary information source would by indications be spectre.

I want to add something here.

It was Spectre who said (before the call with Randazza happened if I have the timeline right) that he had called Schneider and was about to have a call with Randazza to debrief him on what he learned. When Nick first brought up Spectre calling up Schneider, he didn't seem to approve of it. Nick used generic terms like "somebody" and specifically said that Randazza had to yell at the guy not to do it again. But I'm not exactly sure how Spectre would get in touch with Randazza except through Nick, unless he literally cold called his office. Potentially, Nick put them in touch and Randazza told Nick afterwards "What the fuck is this? This was a terrible idea," which chastened Nick on the subject for a while.

It was only later when he started fantasizing about filing an ethics complaint against Schneider did Nick start using phrases like "one of my moderators" and saying Schneider lied.

Which is why I'm not even sure this is anything other than an empty threat spurred by the fact that there's some facts in this case that are bad for Nick, and his argument for dismissal is a bit of a convoluted mess. This seems like an action you don't take, or even consider, unless you're not confident in your case.

Also, I dunno WHY Nick would want to aggro Minnesota OLPR for any reason. Wouldn't they pretty much tired of hearing about him by now?

Nick is just getting mad and lashing out.

The estrangement with the in-laws seems to be less of a reality if these posts hold true, unless the vacations are an excercise to try and rebuild a broken relationship (but I tend to think Nick is too cheap and lazy for that effort).

Are his parents?

Also... There doesn't necessarily have to be a full estrangement with the in-laws. It's possible there was just some sort of dispute that concludes with (just to throw out a guess) "I refuse to pretend to be religious anymore, at least your brand of religiosity".

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

@Strix454 One of Nick's most baffling traits is the insane amount of credibility he gives to spectre. It isn't like Nick doesn't know that Spectre massively lies/exaggerates about his marine experience at the very least. Nick's made fun of him for it before. The fact Specter has any credibility, let alone enough that it sounds like he essentially wants to use him as an unofficial investigator, is just flabergasting.

Nick is a sucker for ass-kissing and flattery, and I'm sure Spectre knows how to do both for his potential e-daddy.

I dunno if anyone has discussed this before, but if Nick has always been a degenerate and never a Trad Religious family man, why the fuck did he have 5 kids?

Would a degenerate impose such a burden on himself?

A lot of good theories above. Another one is that for each kid they shat out, it increased their income from the various trusts set up to support Nick and/or Kayla.