Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

you mean dick's house?

I mean having one or more very large penises from HIV positive homosexual men jammed up his rectum with no lubrication other than spit and blood. He is only one roofie at Gay 90's away.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nick adopts the position of people posting their bodies in a sexual manner as positive (and is even glad it happens). Nick is "horny all the time" and his daily goal is "engaging in human sexuality" (and he would "do it all the time" if he could). Watch the clip below and see if you think Nick's motivations/interests are aligned with that of a pornographer.

Christ that is pathetic bullshit.

What kind of fucking idiot shares this information so freely with the world?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Christ that is pathetic bullshit.

What kind of fucking idiot shares this information so freely with the world?

It does shed a different light on the speculation as to why they have 5 kids. Did they just want a large, trad family? Do they get more money from the trust for more kids? Does it provide more of a buffer for his parents to tolerate his bullshit because they have grandkids to worry about?

Or is it just that Nick is a retard with poor impulse control who can't be bothered to go grab a condom because he needs sex right here right now and his response to the voice in his head saying that's a bad idea is "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"?

 

[northstar747]

Or is it just that Nick is a retard with poor impulse control who can't be bothered to go grab a condom because he needs sex right here right now and his response to the voice in his head saying that's a bad idea is "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"?

Nick doesnt seem to have that kinda sexual energy

I assume his wife dont like rubbers or taking pills etc

I say this cause nick doesnt seem to like his kids

 

[Kopasea]

was reading some old tweets when listening to marc's arguments saying he met nick because he called his partner a faggot back in 2020 lol

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Also funny that Nick deleted the tweets at some point.

 

[Strix454]

Watch the clip below and see if you think Nick's motivations/interests are aligned with that of a pornographer.

In various parts of Nick's content, he has always sounded like he watched alot of porn and gave the impression of being a sort of archtypical nerd "porn fan". On one occasion I remember him talking sort of in awe of what it would be like to actually interview an important porn star. He seemed to have totally unrealistic fan ideas about porn and the people who worked in it. It was similar to how he seemed so interested in Drex's bullshit stories.

I think he would certainly look up to anyone associated with the porn business and consider being in the porn business some sort of ultimate life to live. But at the same time, he is totally naive about what porn actually is as a business and lacks the right motive (money) for getting into it. If he actually got involved in the business, I think his coom brain would take over to the point where he would self-destruct. He would have a good chance of becoming another preston poulter. Poulter inherited some money, moved out to LA with his wife to make movies, then eventually got into doing cuck porn & was on the edge of trooning out before he stepped back (or had run through all his money).

 

[Chibitzen]

Nick doesnt seem to have that kinda sexual energy

I assume his wife dont like rubbers or taking pills etc

I say this cause nick doesnt seem to like his kids

Tbf, they're both on drugs. Even if just prescription drugs. Drugs. And ample alcohol. With a $2000/mo spending habit for constantly available munchies.

 

[Captain Manning]

Also funny that Nick deleted the tweets at some point.

IIRC, Nick's responses were whiny and dumb. Randazza won that fight, and Nick knows it. I thought it was funny when he got into slapfights with people like Doucette and Twoton, but I felt like he was trying to punch way above his weight class when he started shit with Randazza and Ken White.

I think it was @Strix454 who confirmed that Randazza took this case because Rekieta's situation aligns with Randazza's desire to get some case law on the books with respect to a state that doesn't have an anti-SLAPP (Minnesota), along with the fact that Nick is happy bankroll that effort.

That leads me to suspect that... if those conditions didn't apply... Randanzza might not have taken the case at all. Even leaving aside the fact the two had a spat in 2020, there doesn't seem to be any other benefit to Randazza in taking the case (other than money, of course). It's a pretty run-of-the-mill defamation case between two private parties.

Also, I'm not sure Randazza's specific gambit is gonna work. It seems like a bit of a reach, but I guess we'll see what the judge has to say.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So as the Rekietas party in Philly with Dick and the Locals inner circle move to Discord, the only people left posting are a handful of disillusioned fans complaining about Nick and the resident threatening psycho.

It's starting to get a little sad.

In other news, Ethan Ralph has just walked out of the contempt hearing involving his DVRO with Faith Vickers. Facing a real possibility of jail time, he was able to leave the courtroom and declare victory almost immediately. I'm pretty sure it's now fair to say Ethan Ralph has won a bigger victory representing himself in a courtroom situation than Nick Rekieta ever won for his clients.


Pictured: a more seasoned courtroom operator than Nick Rekieta celebrating his massive victory in court. When was the last time Rekieta celebrated a victory in court?

In various parts of Nick's content, he has always sounded like he watched alot of porn and gave the impression of being a sort of archtypical nerd "porn fan". On one occasion I remember him talking sort of in awe of what it would be like to actually interview an important porn star. He seemed to have totally unrealistic fan ideas about porn and the people who worked in it. It was similar to how he seemed so interested in Drex's bullshit stories.

There was also the guy a couple weeks ago that Nick had on with Drex and Nick was clearly most interested in the guy's interlude in the pornography industry. To a concerning degree.

 

[Jingle Bangle]

Highlights from nick being at The Dick Show WATP crossover live show:

Nick sounded like his soggy cigar ruptured his throat.

He couldn't tell a 1 minute story about a guy killing chickens without making it sexual.

Nick projects his high school reunion fears on Karl.

Nick's first joke on stage bombed completely.

While Karl is playing their horrible crossover song, Nick wont stop talking and Karl has to tell him to shut up. Nick says he doesn't understand preparation.

Nick complains about the show prep he was given for their live show.

After how little he prepped for his own live event why would he try for someone else's.

More gay dick talk.

And he made a hilariously original joke.

I don't know if this guy was trolling or just a drunk fan, but I thought it was funny

 

[Swole McPole]

Highlights from nick being at The Dick Show WATP crossover live show:

None of these links work for me. Is there anywhere else that I can hear them?

 

[Captain Manning]

In other news, Ethan Ralph has just walked out of the contempt hearing involving his DVRO with Faith Vickers. Facing a real possibility of jail time, he was able to leave the courtroom and declare victory almost immediately. I'm pretty sure it's now fair to say Ethan Ralph has won a bigger victory representing himself in a courtroom situation than Nick Rekieta ever won for his clients.

More to the point of the thread, Rekieta "expressed doubts" at Ralph's chance of winning.

How many times is this now? The whole "Rekieta is never right" thing has long been a meme on the Farms, but I'm beginning to think there's some ancient Sumerian demon shit going on here. Statistically you'd think he should have accidentally been more right than he has been. Odds makers in Vegas are soon gonna start factoring in what Rekieta says about legal outcomes. If Nick predicts X, that becomes the longshot outcome.

Next appearance with Dick is gonna be awkward AF.


QFT.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Highlights from nick being at The Dick Show WATP crossover live show:

What's up with his voice? Rekieta sounds worse than normal. He barely sounds like himself in the same way that his wife barely looked like herself at the event.

A wild Montagraph appears!

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@elissa clips No, I Will Not Strike Your Video Down. I Am Sick And Tired Of Being Falsely Accused Of Heinous Crimes That I Never Committed Nor Ever Would Commit! People Are Constantly Pointing Out Petty Falsehoods Regarding Content That Never Existed, To Try And Frame Me As Something I Am Not. I Guess Poor People Are Not Allowed To Defend Themselves And Just Deal With The Constant Harassment.WRONG!! Substitute Your Name With Mine And See How It Feels To Be Me For A Day! I Don't Find Any Of This Funny.

What's going on? I thought Rekieta said Monty "admitted to everything I've said on camera"?

Why is he denying what Rekieta claimed in this comment?

Was Rekieta wrong? Was Rekieta lying?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

More to the point of the thread, Rekieta "expressed doubts" at Ralph's chance of winning.

Nick is to law what Jim Cramer is to finance.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

What's up with his voice? Rekieta sounds worse than normal. He barely sounds like himself in the same way that his wife barely looked like herself at the event.

It took a second but both the tone and cadence of his voice seemed off. After listening to Dick and Nick in the stream @Captain Manning posted I think Nick was trying to mimic Dicks voice and cadence at the show. He sounded like a lil dick wanna be.

 

[Kopasea]

It took a second but both the tone and cadence of his voice seemed off. After listening to Dick and Nick in the stream @Captain Manning posted I think Nick was trying to mimic Dicks voice and cadence at the show. He sounded like a lil dick wanna be.

I thought it was Dick with a cold in the first clip.

 

[waffle]

IIRC, Nick's responses were whiny and dumb. Randazza won that fight, and Nick knows it. I thought it was funny when he got into slapfights with people like Doucette and Twoton, but I felt like he was trying to punch way above his weight class when he started shit with Randazza and Ken White.

I think it was @Strix454 who confirmed that Randazza took this case because Rekieta's situation aligns with Randazza's desire to get some case law on the books with respect to a state that doesn't have an anti-SLAPP (Minnesota), along with the fact that Nick is happy bankroll that effort.

That leads me to suspect that... if those conditions didn't apply... Randanzza might not have taken the case at all. Even leaving aside the fact the two had a spat in 2020, there doesn't seem to be any other benefit to Randazza in taking the case (other than money, of course). It's a pretty run-of-the-mill defamation case between two private parties.

Also, I'm not sure Randazza's specific gambit is gonna work. It seems like a bit of a reach, but I guess we'll see what the judge has to say.

I'm not saying he's hurting for business, but Randaza is also in a pretty niche field. I can't imagine he's in the habit of turning down people who can pay the bill and don't have some obvious baggage that might make the juice not worth the squeeze. Especially over something as minimal as mean words on the internet.

 

[Captain Manning]

It took a second but both the tone and cadence of his voice seemed off. After listening to Dick and Nick in the stream @Captain Manning posted I think Nick was trying to mimic Dicks voice and cadence at the show. He sounded like a lil dick wanna be.

It's long been postulated that Masterson is Nick's idol. More so than any lawyer. Which might also (at least partially) explain the shift from law to more degenerate content.

Problem is, Dick is also Ralph's idol. Which leads to the uncomfortable observation that the three of them all act so alike now. Even if Nick and Ralph are at odds.

I just can't get over why anyone would want to emulate Dick. His star has been fading for some time now too. It's like both Nick and Ralph can now be regarded as "Kroger-brand Mastersons."

 

[Thugnificent]

It's long been postulated that Masterson is Nick's idol.

I didn't think this was even up for debate, he got his entire start by being a Dick orbiter (kek) via his review of the Maddox lolsuit.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I didn't think this was even up for debate, he got his entire start by being a Dick orbiter (kek) via his review of the Maddox lolsuit.

The debate isn't where Nick got his start, but just how much his adulation of Dick is affecting his current behavior.

Spoiler: Bad joke.

How deep has the Dick thrusted into the Nose's psyche?