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In a span of twenty years, Bam Margera went from Viva la Bam to Viva la Sham, only to be known as a guy who thinks that hiding in a woods is a good idea.
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
- Thread starter Kulee Baba
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His career did.
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He wants to rant because of what he's been through.
What strife has he really had to deal with beyond getting his own fucking way with being a retard and not having responsibilities his entire adult life?
The best way for this to end is he runs across a bear in the woods, high as fuck and it eats him alive.
WonderWino
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So... he's fat as fuck, gen x, pissed in the sink, got bitched at for it, then beat his brother for it and ran off to hide in the woodsUpdate from TMZ ARTICLE: It appears Bam beat the shit out of Jesse because he yelled at him for pissing in the kitcken sink, threatened to put a bullet in his head and kill everyone in the house; Jesse + Phil + 2 women. Then ran off into the woods.
Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family
archived 24 Apr 2023 16:44:22 UTCarchive.ph
Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family
Bam Margera is a wanted man in Pennsylvania on a slew of criminal charges -- this after cops say he got into an altercation ... and made a getaway into the woods.www.tmz.com
Cows really do think alike apparently. This has serious wern vibes all over it
That said, while he's out in the woods he should go full kenny rogers and take some more footage. He certainly has enough alcohol and drugs in him for it
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Yes, it’s obviously Bam and only Bam himself keeping him in this cycle. He certainly doesn’t deserve the family or dozens of friends who have desperately tried to get him to pull his head out of his ass for over a decade.
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Updates
Jess Magera is fine:
As previously mentioned a youtube channel called That Surprise Witness who has crazy eyes did an interview with Bam Magera while he is clearly high on something, and just announced she is planning on releasing it tonight even after he was arrested. Here is the trailer archived
Might be last video of him alive we'll ever see (hopefully not).
Jess made this sad post about Bam's addictions four days ago. Blames his dumbass fans for impacting addiction care:
He made these posts two days ago, Bam is currently fucked up on meth
Jess Magera is fine:
As previously mentioned a youtube channel called That Surprise Witness who has crazy eyes did an interview with Bam Magera while he is clearly high on something, and just announced she is planning on releasing it tonight even after he was arrested. Here is the trailer archived
Might be last video of him alive we'll ever see (hopefully not).
Jess made this sad post about Bam's addictions four days ago. Blames his dumbass fans for impacting addiction care:
He made these posts two days ago, Bam is currently fucked up on meth
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He let the (((Shaman))) down.
Shiba Inu Strike Force
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I am guessing he is here, based on cardio health and time before he needs to crush another whiteclaw and rest.
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Why did god take Ryan Dunn
But not this asshole
But not this asshole
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I'm convinced that Bam'd be in this position regardless of Dunn's passing.
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It's been covered numerous times already but he was on the road to self destruction when Jackass was still going strong. By Jackass 2 he was a chubby drunk, in Jackass 3 he was a fat fuck of a drunk.
Bullfrog meth Bam was inevitable.
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Steve-o will out live everyone. Man is a cockroach
evilsponge
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Years from now mothers in Pennsylvania will warn their misbehaving children that the Bam-man from the woods will come for them if they're not good girls and boys.
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He ran away from the family drama and called a meth dealer or tweaker fan to pick his ass up so he could go smoke more meth. He’d only be a woodland troll for an hour or so until someone came and picked his stinky ass up.
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Bambo: First blood would make at least 20 dollars at the box office.
I never liked how much suffering he liked to inflict on the others on Jackass and his own father. Always just felt so over the top. The snake pit is the best example. The rubber snakes were a bridge too far for him and when a real one was added it was like they just murdered his family in front of them.
I never liked how much suffering he liked to inflict on the others on Jackass and his own father. Always just felt so over the top. The snake pit is the best example. The rubber snakes were a bridge too far for him and when a real one was added it was like they just murdered his family in front of them.
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The best we could hope for he doesn't come out of this unscathed like he did when he clinically died from seizures. I just want him to get hurt since he won't go to jail to face consequences of anything.
He would want to be the one to murder them right now.
He would want to be the one to murder them right now.
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Bam can dish it very cruel, but he's got a real soft jaw and wet eyes when it comes to being on the receiving end of even moderately scaled pranks.
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He's trying to die, how sad.Update from TMZ ARTICLE: It appears Bam beat the shit out of Jesse because he yelled at him for pissing in the kitcken sink, threatened to put a bullet in his head and kill everyone in the house; Jesse + Phil + 2 women. Then ran off into the woods.
Bam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family
archived 24 Apr 2023 16:44:22 UTCBam Margera Allegedly Beat Up His Brother, Threatened to Kill Family
Bam Margera is a wanted man in Pennsylvania on a slew of criminal charges -- this after cops say he got into an altercation ... and made a getaway into the woods.
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His entire life starting at like 16 has been nothing but getting paid exorbitant amounts of money to do fun shit, first it was getting sponsored to skate, then it was Jackass, then it was everything else.
He talks like this because he stopped maturing mentally at that age and never actually had to become an adult, he is a literal Peter Pan, so he has this teenage angst like his life is so hard and full of suffering but in reality he's been living an extremely coddled existence and is just an utter fuckup wasteoid.
Bam Margera is "fuck you mom and dad *cranks up the Linkin Park*", personified as a 40-something ex-husband and parent of children.
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My money's on Wee Man, he seems to be doing great, as far as I can tell was never deeply into booze or drugs, and little people don't have shortened (lol) life expectancies unlike the perpetually morbidly obese.