🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[DustBuns]

god half of you are the biggest crybabies, spending this entire time hoping the show ends and talking about how bad it is. bunch of negative nancies

I've loved every moment of this show to the point that I have ignored my workouts and hiking to watch the stream for 9 days.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

god half of you are the biggest crybabies, spending this entire time hoping the show ends and talking about how bad it is. bunch of negative nancies

t. regards

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

from 2 hours ago

 

[curbside2]

blah blah blah defending a chomo

 

[ShapelyMutton]

I still think Vance took an L for singing Freak on a Leash by Korn during Simmons departure instead of Little Girls by Oingo Boingo.

I'm starting to think Mauro left because of how excited he was last night talking about his underage grindr experience with a man 30 years his senior and it rubbed off on him like most gay abuse does.

Reflecting on this. Maybe it was Mauros interactions with Grindr pedophiles that led to his fleeing the fishtank when Simmons got outted.
Although If that was the case then why would he be so excited to reminisce about the experience.

 

[Meth Until Death]

I've loved every moment of this show to the point that I have ignored my workouts and hiking to watch the stream for 9 days.

I can't remember the last time I ate. I have been meditating on Jontent and found that to be both spiritually and physically nourishing. I am slowly fusing to my computer and chair. Praise be

 

[luigismanslave]

god half of you are the biggest crybabies, spending this entire time hoping the show ends and talking about how bad it is. bunch of negative nancies

yeah there's a couple spastic niggers here that ate like "yeah i watched 14 hours today this is the worst show ever made let me post this 12 year old.4chan post infographic again". the amoubt of effort from anti-sam hyde speds is so incredible it makes sam speds look sane. tranny tier hysteronics at the slightest hiccup or issue. "40 dollars for this????" brother we know you didn't buy a pass lmao. let the fish have their night and we'll see if this shit bounces back in the morning.

 

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[King George III]

Bedroom cams are back (for now).

 

[Rakovnik]

Jon would 100% be incapable of keeping his mouth shut while sharking unless you told him you had Andrew Tate tied up in a dark room and started cutting his digits off for every word he speaks.

To be fair neither could Laker when he went up in his shark costume to microwave hot pockets and realized they had no microwave

 

[curbside2]

Bedroom cams are back (for now).

Anything worth hearing/seeing yet?

 

[chumbuddy]

Owkay gays. Stop wif the fucking " I bet yuwll never guess what's unwder Josies dwess.." It's tits. SMAW TITS. It's aways fucking tits. Dis is no mywstery to anywon, an human anatomy has been the same for owver 10 days. Seriouswy, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you weawy fink Josies tits and asshole aw so special that thewre gowing to shift our cowective consciousness or something? "I bet the goys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants." I bet they alweady know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year owds.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

sam hyde has one of the most annoying fandom/hatedom rivalries i have ever seen, they are both incredibly autistic and only seems to be driving sam further into his madness slippery slope.
he definitely has problems , as i said earlier in the thread and its intentionally really hard to tell wich part of him is trolling/kayfabe or legit mental illness. I think the best evidence of this, better than any autistic infograph is how bizarrely his appearence has decayed since he started his comedy career, he looks 50 in his mid 30s.
But i think we all can agree that now and then he strikes gold, this has happened 3 times so far: the TED talk incident, World Peace and now fish tank.

As a Hyde hayder, the problem with Sam is twofold: He's overwhelmingly abrasive and his fans worship the ground he walks on. World Peace was not gold imo, it was a hectic array of mediocre sketches with some very good ones scattered throughout. I'll give you the Ted talk and I'll say his Candyman appearance where he said he'd kill Hasan are both hilarious though. Fistank had its moments, but it seems to be burning down.

A majority of people don't find abrasive people entertaining, or at least to the level Hyde brings. Meanwhile, a majority of the people who do enjoy abrasive people are, themselves, abrasive. So you have a group of people who find abrasiveness irritating vs a professional provoker and his fan base of wannabe provocateurs. As the provocateurs double down on their Hyde love, the haters double down on their hate, but the evidence they provide of Sam being cringe is seen as based by them and vice verse.

It's a never ending forum war of one group of people yelling endless examples of why Sam sucks vs another group of people with a list of why Sam is based. Meanwhile, it's the same list. Also, Sam get's off on this, exact argument which only makes the haters angrier and the fanboys donate more BTC.

 

[Sammich]

I can't remember the last time I ate. I have been meditating on Jontent and found that to be both spiritually and physically nourishing. I am slowly fusing to my computer and chair. Praise be

If this does go tits up, it's still probably one of the most fun times on the internet in awhile.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I think they will try their very best to drag this thing out even if half of the fish leave tonight. There may even be some decent content left to harvest, if not 6 weeks worth. That is still the show in decline, though, ambling towards its grave, never reaching its potential. But I swear if they try and replace Mauro with another one of Jet's wigger friends thats actually worse than if they got nobody to replace him.

 

[cranoppwel]

I've loved every moment of this show to the point that I have ignored my workouts and hiking to watch the stream for 9 days.

The last few days have been slog through work, ignore the other shit I need to get done, and watch these tards. Frankly the best shit of the year so far.

 

[supersock12345]

Hey wiseguy, whats the big idea? Where's the cameras in this joint?

 

[King George III]

Anything worth hearing/seeing yet?

A dying gay baby and muffled voices downstairs. Fucking niggerjet, couldn't he have just lied to the contestants about giving them a night of privacy? I leave for 8 hours and everything turns to fucking shit.

 

[Rayce Farelle]

Just curious, which do you think is worse, the camp book excerpt or this, from Sam's book?

To be clear, I don't think Sam is a pedo either. This is just to show how fucked something can look out of context.

 

[Imagine Reading This LOL]

Cams will be back in 30 mins