Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
IMO Nick can easily pivot to the left.
I do not think he will pivot successfully. He will be destroyed by the left's purity spiral.
i am hoping for a nick rekieta/duncan mcloud teamup to own the alogs. his lobertarianism seems to be contrarian in nature, so it really is not far fetched.
I want Rekieta, Murphy, Ralph crossover with Drexel copesplaining.
- Nick is supposedly doing 100 push-ups a day. He complained he had to do all 100 in a row right before the show. Right...
Sure.... But his gunt is still there when he stands up on streams, and I'm built like an electric bodybuilder from Russia.
 
What a bizarre excuse lmao
Insert obligatory he goes to wayzata to get something jerked joke here
I believe he went to Wayzata for
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Or maybe
 
Oh, I guess I underestimated the extent to which Nick was not mad last night. I do think that we've moved right past "copestreams" into "seethestreams" now.

It appears that Hydropx has been fully swept from Nick's chat, it seems his messages have been deleted - there's a message from Nick angry at Hydro but not the messages that prompted it. Elissa's video features a screenshot of Hydropx telling another individual who has experience in getting swept what he said to prompt the freakout:

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Nick was almost done with streaming before Philadelphia trip. He was just SO tired and busy.
YOU HAVE A FUCKING CONTRACT!

A little over an hour into his youtube stream last night, Nick went into a whole thing about how he goes to Wayzata MN for beef jerky. He claims that he eats about half a pound of beef jerky a day. (to go along with the ramen and the pre-cooked boiled eggs I guess).
It kind of seemed like he had been looking at the recent conversations here about his various trips to Wayzata MN and was trying to come up with a story to explain them.
Interesting.

Given the fact that Nick has brought up how ridiculous it is that people are speculating about a divorce, it's kind of funny he hasn't brought up the speculation about why he's been in Wayzata and is instead inserting random claims about why he stops in Wayzata like he is here.

If the speculation was way off the mark it would be super easy to dunk on the bottom barrelers over here.

I do love the juxtaposition of "100 pushups today" and "Today I mostly had beef jerky".

He’s got to get his beach body ready for cuck week at Hedo II in 30 days. As always he provides an aloof description of where the vacation is early in the clip. Also he wants to spread the 100 pushups all day, but he’s too busy to do that so he might have to do them all in a row. Phew that’s HARD work! Somebody needs to tell Richard Simmons that spreading them all day defeats the purpose and won’t accomplish much.
LMAO, you weren't lying. He refuses to even say if the vacation counts as "going down" somewhere and walks back that statement.

He says he plans to stream from the location so there is a decent chance the destination gets revealed.

The Vegas and Philly trips weren't holidays, those were "work".
In the video he literally says Philly was a work trip even though he had a bit part appearance in the show which he extended only by being too drunk to understand he was supposed to GTFO and off the stage.
 
Well, Nick claimed in the same video to have the receipts right there.

He just chooses not to show them...
Riiiiiiiiiight...

See, I'd actually believe that HydroPX, or somebody over in Locals, reported Still-Life for fedposting. The interesting thing about that through is it could be interpreted as an act of benevolence towards Nick.

But to claim he's being reported internally for racism and anti-semitism? That's him dog whistling for sympathy from the right. I don't buy it. Receipts or it didn't happen.

It appears that Hydropx has been fully swept from Nick's chat, it seems his messages have been deleted
Another glorious victory for Freeze Peach!!!

His skin is getting about a thin as Ethan Ralph's now.
 
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No way in hell she hasn't had work done.
He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

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April 3, 2022, for comparison:
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October 1, 2022 for comparison:
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I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.
I'm once again quite late on this topic, but figured I'd throw this out as I didn't see anyone on the thread mention it.

These photos to me look like she's been taking some weight loss medicine along with a plastic surgery or 5. A diabetes medicine has been getting popular in the last year that is used off label for weight loss, Ozempic, so popular that there are shortages for the drug currently. Apparently TikTok "influencers" have been pushing it quite a bit, then the traditional celebrity news have been talking about it as well. Off label your insurance probably isn't covering it, so it's about $1,000 a month.

The drug weight loss has an indicator that is known as "Ozempic face". The face skin will start to sag due to such a rapid weight loss, looking like rapid aging. Most people go straight to injections to get the face looking "normal" afterwards. Which adds to the cost dramatically and would constitute going to a plastic surgery place.
Nick yelled at HydroPX again tonight. You can hear him say "Yeah go ahead" he was telling one of his mods to ban him. Freeze Peach 4 life!
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Link to the full stream — https://www.youtube.com/live/5TokgQGEsBg?feature=share
At this rate, the balldo is going to follow the gunts playbook. Will doxxing donors by the end of the year because, "they are haters".
 
Well, Nick claimed in the same video to have the receipts right there.

He just chooses not to show them...
The only butcher close does seem to be around the corner, but I recall distinctly Nicholas saying he had 'an appointment'. An appointment with a butcher??? I have had designated pick-up windows when I have purchased a large-ish amount of meat, but I would never refer to it as an 'appointment'....

They do jerkey.

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It appears that Hydropx has been fully swept from Nick's chat, it seems his messages have been deleted - there's a message from Nick angry at Hydro but not the messages that prompted it. Elissa's video features a screenshot of Hydropx telling another individual who has experience in getting swept what he said to prompt the freakout

What is a 'sweep'? Is this LOCALS chat, YT, Rumble?

I am u familiar with this term and actions. Although I have seen some claims and minimal evidence that LOCALS chats have been scrubbed by various actors.

Interesting.

Given the fact that Nick has brought up how ridiculous it is that people are speculating about a divorce, it's kind of funny he hasn't brought up the speculation about why he's been in Wayzata and is instead inserting random claims about why he stops in Wayzata like he is here.

If the speculation was way off the mark it would be super easy to dunk on the bottom barrelers over here.

He does not read this thread. While strictly true, I imagine that there are more than enough toadies that keep him apprised.

I do believe that even if Nick were going to a butcher market, he would refuse to show receipts out of stubborn mule-headedness.
 
But to claim he's being reported internally for racism and anti-semitism? That's him dog whistling for sympathy from the right.

Carimachet on locals getting reported by someone for anti-semitism would not be surprising. She likes to preach about that stuff and she is not shy about it. She is technically on the far left though and her views mostly derive from her marriage to a muslim guy from the middle east.

If you let some people post whatever they want on a site, you are going to get complaints from other people about what they have posted. That is how it works.

The only butcher close does seem to be around the corner, but I recall distinctly Nicholas saying he had 'an appointment'. An appointment with a butcher??? I have had designated pick-up windows when I have purchased a large-ish amount of meat, but I would never refer to it as an 'appointment'....

They do jerkey.
He mentioned the place by name last night and that is the one. Village meats and deli. But Beef jerky places inevitably ship and the website for Village Meats & Deli brags about how their jerky has been (or is) shipped nationwide.

And I second the person who said that nobody makes in-person appointments at a butcher to buy beef jerky. Or in Nick's case drives four hours round-trip to buy Jerky from a place that will ship it to your door.
 
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Carimachet on locals getting reported by someone for anti-semitism would not be surprising.
Maybe, but @Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown seemed to indicate in his post that Nick was claiming HE was reported.

I don't buy it. Not without evidence.

To be perfectly honest, I've never really known Nick use blatantly racist and anti-semetic language. I attribute that to his Youtube days, where he was always very careful not to aggro Susan. He carefully crafted a image of being more egalitarian than anything else.

Plus it's been speculated for literally years that Nick is at least partially ethnically Jewish (albeit not religiously). He even admitted to PPP years ago that there is a distinct possibility that is the case, but that he never cared to investigate it.
 
Faran Balanced Deletes YT channel

As an aside, fellow Rekieta orbiter Divinity Said streamed tonight in a now private stream claiming that Faran Balanced deleted her YT channel, sold it for 5K to someone interested in making a new Lawtube clips channel and is going back to normie work.

Another interesting claim Divinity Said makes is that Locals leaves the refund requests for annual memberships at the discretion of the creator. Apparently some of Faran's paypigs asked Locals for their money back and Faran ghosted them.

Edit: Link to the Divinity Said livestream, though the channel owner said live he intends to set it to private.


This is kayfabe. Faran take everyones advice and get out of YT and go do normie work. You're too mental to be terminally online
 
He mentioned the place by name last night and that is the one. Village meats and deli. But Beef jerky places inevitably ship and the website for Village Meats & Deli brags about how their jerky has been (or is) shipped nationwide.

And I second the person who said that nobody makes in-person appointments at a butcher to buy beef jerky. Or in Nick's case drives four hours round-trip to buy Jerky from a place that will ship it to your door.
That's actually the first Google result that comes up when you search for jerky in Wayzata, there's also a ton of delicatessens and jerky related stores in that area so I guess it's the regional place to go for that sort of thing. That being said, he's obviously hiding the ball here, the jerky is a tangential reason for going there.
 
The only butcher close does seem to be around the corner, but I recall distinctly Nicholas saying he had 'an appointment'. An appointment with a butcher??? I have had designated pick-up windows when I have purchased a large-ish amount of meat, but I would never refer to it as an 'appointment'....
That is the butcher I believe (I went and checked the replay - he named the place in the stream, he mentioned it in the ad read right after flipping out at hydropx). I will note that it's literally across the street from the hotel he stayed at last year. Very possible that they came across the place when they were staying there.

Obviously, I do not believe for a single second that his appointment was at the butcher.

What is a 'sweep'? Is this LOCALS chat, YT, Rumble?
Swept as in his message to the YouTube live chat must have been deleted. I can see a message from Rekieta responding to what hydropx has said in chat, but I was unable to find what Rekieta was actually replying to. So unless he was responding to a message that was 20 minutes old or something, it indeed looks like Hydropx's RekietaLaw livechat posting days have gone the way of Jub the Nub's Kino Casino livechat posting days. RIP.

He does not read this thread. While strictly true, I imagine that there are more than enough toadies that keep him apprised.

I do believe that even if Nick were going to a butcher market, he would refuse to show receipts out of stubborn mule-headedness.
Ethan Ralph announced yesterday that he's no longer reading his subforum. I believe that almost as much as I believe Rekieta is no longer reading the thread. Even if he's "not reading" it, I think you're right that he has people giving him reports on everything that's being said here, or at least every substantive piece of news or speculation, to the extent that there's not a real distinction between reading or not reading the thread. Some might recall that Kayla's YouTube channel got scrubbed within hours that it was posted here that she had a publicly viewable playlist on it.
 
YOU HAVE A FUCKING CONTRACT!
What us plebs don’t understand is how burdensome the contract is! He HAS to stream 12 whole days a month. How can you take off five days a week and meet that requirement!

Sarcasm aside, I believe he resents the contract because it has become something he’s required to do, “expectations” as he refers to it. Much like everything else that’s been a requirement in his life, his inherent reaction is to fight against it, because he’s always been a spoiled, lazy bitch. Rumble ought to love this come contract renegotiation time.

 
What us plebs don’t understand is how burdensome the contract is! He HAS to stream 12 whole days a month. How can you take off five days a week and meet that requirement!

Sarcasm aside, I believe he resents the contract because it has become something he’s required to do, “expectations” as he refers to it. Much like everything else that’s been a requirement in his life, his inherent reaction is to fight against it, because he’s always been a spoiled, lazy bitch. Rumble ought to love this come contract renegotiation time.

Imagine bitching about having to create content as part of your job as a content creator HOLY SHIT. Everything this faggot does gets me pissed off. Bitch there are thousands of people GRINDING 1000 times what you are required to do, for absolutely no monetary gain, trying to get to a spot where their work is at least acknowledged, all while also holding a full time job, and you bitch about having to work extra hard when you took 5 days off? Suck Drex's dick and choke on his balls you lazy bum.
 
Even if he's "not reading" it, I think you're right that he has people giving him reports on everything that's being said here, or at least every substantive piece of news or speculation, to the extent that there's not a real distinction between reading or not reading the thread. Some might recall that Kayla's YouTube channel got scrubbed within hours that it was posted here that she had a publicly viewable playlist on it.

Kiwibros, I have totally haxxored Nick's LOCALS and will doxx all his paying members to DEATH! I have all their informations ans will buy a private island with their CC's!

I'm doing this becuase Daddy Nick hurt my feelings! He should have stuck to traditional Christ-pilled content! This will teach him!

What!? Don't believe me!? Well that will show you! You shouldn't believe everything anyone says on the internet anyway! I didn't even want to do it anyway!

Get PWND, LOCAL-Losers!

-how some low IQ LAWLCOLS user, probably sees us.
 
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