Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Illuminati Order Official said:
It may be some humiliation fetish.
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The longer this goes on, and the more @Harry Hamburgers says these things it's seriously making me wonder if that's the case.

But then we have Shame's 20+ year history online showing him to be a thin skinned little faggot who blocks people for the slightest disagreements. If it was a humiliation fetish it's pretty late in the game. I think it's just Shame and his porcine girlfriend trying to act like it's all a big joke in order to hide the fact that they're angry.

There's a level of artifice about this that is just not making sense. If anything it's the same feeling I had about Commander Jace when he'd post videos. I couldn't shake the feeling that it was all set up.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
But then we have Shame's 20+ year history online showing him to be a thin skinned little faggot who blocks people for the slightest disagreements.
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I don't really know how it works. Maybe it needs to be more extreme than just simple disagreement? Maybe being able to hide or block it makes it less arousing?
 
DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
Just had an idea
Shane is using both @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers. He just got his gf to do pics so he could post them. The reason why he keeps making himself seem as pathetic as possible is because he has a humiliation fetish
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This explains his entire adult life
I'm Just A Worm said:
It’s not like this is anything new. Shame is retarded. He’s said to me that not drawing an ugly picture of his girlfriend meant I was a coward, and that if I got handjobs from women it meant I was afraid to masturbate and was a Proud Boy (?).
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You know Shane having his GF show off her cleavage and her prodigious forehead is about getting you intrigued so you might plow his asshole later on, right?
Plaintiff is fat said:
Celebrating the birth of the Tough Guy board by re-posting the totally real bus driver story:
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from some local paper's comment section he was shitting up

"shoulders like a linebacker"
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What linebacker does he mean? Like from a YAFL team? This nigga has almost negative traps, the delts of a 90 year old woman, and his shoulders are at best average width. If he'd written "abdomen like Octomom" I might have believed it.
Illuminati Order Official said:
Lies! We're the nicest people on the Internet.


Thirsty? I'm not the one posting revealing selfies on KF.
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Even the thirstiest among us would rather drink from the Ganges at bath time than even go near this.
Admiral Throbnelius said:
Instead of the usual Doom armor meter, it should be a Gunt meter. Also one of the guns should fire puzzle pieces.
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You mean butter knives
 
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@Harry Hamburgers
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This you?
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I'd go for that as this lovely thing is supposed to be kinda like Shub-Niggurath:
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Homie, no offense, but I don’t go on the Shane Nokes thread to find out what anime girl you‘d like to fuck, with extensive detail and pictures provided.

In fact, not being an anime fan/coomer is Shame’s one saving grace, from what I’ve seen so far. It’s a refreshing break from the ocean of cursed anime degeneracy I’m otherwise exposed to on this site. He’s into shit like Star Trek, not “Rape Rape Pedo-Chan Adventures”.

This thread should be designated as an anime-free zone, cleansed with holy fire - an oasis in a desert. I think that’s fair.

EDIT: Also, now that I’ve said he’s not into anime, I’m sure we’ll discover his alt that does nothing but retweet lolicon or something. Shame’s on the Incel-to-Troon Pipeline.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
I suggest she does videos of her punking Shame. She can pour water on his head, secretly film him while he’s tweeting in the dark, push him over, just generally bully him. That would be some good content.
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She should peg him and release porn of it. That would really show us.
 
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Lainey09 said:
Do you think it’s possible someone is helping these two idiots. Shane’s girlfriends account is talking with edgy based slang but we know these two aren’t edgy based. I’m not going to say cow tipping but is it possible something rotten is afoot?
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I'm convinced its shane pretending to be his GF/tard wrangler, pretending to be a hooker in some insane and low IQ attempt to own the farms.
 
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There's been a lot of comparisons to patrick tomlinson. After the posts from his "girlfriend", I think this nigga got more in common with Chris Chan. What he is doing is reminiscent of the "information overload" Chris did, where he willingly surrendered embarrassing personal information. I really hope no one convinces him to stick a copy of Halo up his fat ass in the coming months.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
There's been a lot of comparisons to patrick tomlinson. After the posts from his "girlfriend", I think this nigga got more in common with Chris Chan. What he is doing is reminiscent of the "information overload" Chris did, where he willingly surrendered embarrassing personal information. I really hope no one convinces him to stick a copy of Halo up his fat ass in the coming months.
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Thanks for the content idea! I'm gonna make that fat faggy fuck take that whole copy of Halo up his ass so hard he'll be begging that I use the butterknife instead. I'll credit you for the idea on the video.
 
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Plaintiff is fat said:
Shane Nokes on slurping his own ejaculate out of @Harry Hamburgers 's anus
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That is unspeakably vile. It’s been a while since a KF post made me retch, and I read the GRS/SRS thread… If I had posted some shit like this to the internet I don’t quite know if I could live with myself afterwards.

Curiously, this admission has the same energy behind it as Chibinekodemyx/Aquana/Adam fantasizing about eating chocolate syrup-covered fruit from the vagina of the “underage girl” (read: troll) he was talking to on Discord. It’s this coomer-induced need to posture about performing really weird and convoluted deviant fetish shit to appear like an ultra-kinky sex god when all you’re really doing is grossing everyone out and outing yourself as a coom-brained virgin. I suspect this is also why Shane had his girlfriend post about “sucking tomorrow’s dick.” To them it’s this tempting and lascivious way to make the incels on Kiwi Farms jealous, however because both Shane and his wife are fat, frumpy, fat, greasy, crooked-teeth having, fat fatasses it just makes all of us* a little sick.

* …hopefully all of us. I wouldn’t be surprised if at least one of you fuckers ended up simping in the dreadful hambeast’s PMs for some unholy reason. Remember you will be mercilessly made fun of if found out.
 
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