Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I think my favourite part is the swipe at the incompetent judges ruling against them on technicalities. Those technicalities being the law.

I'm genuinely excited to see where this media strategy goes. Rick obviously thinks it's going to help him out of his debt and I can't wait for reality to catch up to him!
 
I think my favourite part is the swipe at the incompetent judges ruling against them on technicalities. Those technicalities being the law.

Judges typically aren’t thrilled about their colleagues being thrown under the bus or outright smeared the way Pat and Niki are doing. Could make for some uncomfortable reading in the judge’s presence, especially if Pat has to read his own words aloud in the courtroom. What a shame that would be.
 
I'm genuinely excited to see where this media strategy goes. Rick obviously thinks it's going to help him out of his debt and I can't wait for reality to catch up to him!
It may not help with the legal proceedings, but it seems likely to me that if he gets enough media coverage he’ll be able to cover his debts with a gofundme. If he can make it about kiwifarms, which he will absolutely do, he’ll get even more attention. It also seems like he’ll have no problem pulling a keffals and just keep increasing the goal as more people donate. If he does, he’ll be sort of technically correct that he never paid quasi if all the money comes from donations.

However. this theory assumes that he isn’t too stubborn to start a gofundme that admits he’s in debt, which I acknowledge is a big assumption to make.
 
He just posted this twice, once as a tweet and again as a reply to his Elon insult. Fun fact: according to Socialblade, Pat actually lost 50 followers yesterday.

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Now this joke is stolen, if you search on Twitter there's 100 images just like it. I'm pretty sure the actual image is stolen too. Elon has ruined the only thing he loves and he's still trying to somehow go viral on it.

edit: why is Pat stealing bits from Luke Skywalker?

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I assume this was recorded sometime between them signing the amortization plan and then subsequently bailing on it, resulting in the contempt charges. I wonder what happened that caused Fat to sperg out and abandon the surprisingly favorable debt repayment conditions.
I think the most likely outcome is that he thought he could have his niggeroni and eat it too. They probably looked at his twitter (and if Quasi didn't provide his lawyer 5 dozen instances of pat saying he would be paying $0, even after the amortization plan, he's as dumb as pat), saw every instance of him oinking about not paying, and concluded correctly that the filing was in bad faith. I don't think there was some outburst where he intentionally cancelled it or anything.
 
Do you think Pat reads this thread for legal advice?
Is that why he admitted it in all those "publicly documented" news-castings, so it was on the record?

And since it's on the record of him saying he WILL pay Quasi, he thinks he can wave away the 4,000 "$0 child" comments as satire.
Half of those "$0 atalker. Enjoy prison!" replies are to people with names like "@PigTomlinsonsBuithole" so I think he'd have no problem getting those tweets to not be considered in court.
 
"Synopsizes" could also be a present tense verb form. It could never be a plural noun though.
Sir, Patrick is very fat so "size" is something his fat brain injects into everything he does or says, both literally and figuratively.
Possibly she is a really good person and wanted to help a struggling local couple afford tying the knot.
She married and reproduced with Patrick Tomlinson. So either she's a few IQ points short of his 78 (no surprise Pat would take advantage of the intellectually disabled), or she's a similar shitbag of a person. You know, pigs of a feather and all that.
Playing pig's advocate here...
That was brilliant. I actually LOL'd.

Two other thoughts I had. How funny would it be if someone interviewing Patrick asked him why he gets called fat so often? The mental gymnastics that would require on-demand would be fucking hilarious. It'd be a bonus if the interviewer told Pat he could "put that to rest right now" by quoting the size of what he's currently wearing.

The second thing is Nikki has an annoying voice. I had no idea it's almost as bad as Piggy's. That recording of them talking the cops was something else. I'm surprised that one of the cops didn't say to her, "Ma'am, could you tell your gay friend to stop yelling at us?" when Patrick was on the verge of childing the cops.

Maybe Patrick's combat strategy is to make his opponent(s) fall down in basically hysterics after he yells at them in that voice and finishes every sentence with "...child!" Even the toughest man on the planet isn't much threat when he's holding his sides trying not to piss himself laughing. Could be why Pat thinks he's so tough.
 
And since it's on the record of him saying he WILL pay Quasi, he thinks he can wave away the 4,000 "$0 child" comments as satire.
Half of those "$0 atalker. Enjoy prison!" replies are to people with names like "@PigTomlinsonsBuithole" so I think he'd have no problem getting those tweets to not be considered in court.
The fact that he routinely lies about everything tends to impeach his credibility and goes to the weight his testimony should be given. While it's more relevant he openly lied to the court in that Nadolski hearing, any previous incident of his lying is pertinent to his credibility.
 
The Resistance lives on! No matter how hard Emperor Musk cracks down, he will never squeeze those 7 dolla bills out of Patrick. Paying for Twitter? That's not the Jedi way!
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Fat boy is giving a speech like he's Braveheart, but instead of defending his land and freedom, he's whinging about twitter changing name. That's a whole new level of sad.
 
Also- Shane Noakes 2.0 incoming? What a fucking fag. How does Pat find these freaks?
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Hey Erik, big guy- nobody cares if you're 6'7 and let me say, I've met plenty of guys who thought their height was a deterrent. It isn't, and lanky fucks like you are often the biggest pussies because you've never been in a fight. Your doughy little face has clearly never been hit in any serious way either, look at you lmao!

Edit: this guy could be a lolcow in training holy shit:
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Holy shit, my theory was true. When Shane is defeated he clones himself through osmosis and creates another (and with double the soy) super hackerman to threat other people online.

Also, he looks like someone who would break himself just by breathing, he's gonna threaten the wrong people someday.
 
Superfan baseball expert Pat "The Bat" Tomlinson hasn't kept up on all of the new MLB rules changes. A sacrifice fly hasn't counted statistically as an at-bat since 1893, so this Tweet should be reported for misinformation. "This guy" went 3 for 3, not 3 for 4. It's Rick's attention to detail and deep knowledge of his favorite subjects that really make him stand out among his peers (unemployed fatsos).

Shane was a shooting star of a Lolcow. Blink, and you’d miss him, but boy did he shine bright with tard rage, dumb antics, and awful pictures of himself. It was magnificent and we should all be greatful to have been around to witness it.
Imagine if Pat had just stopped engaging like Shane for a couple of months at any point since Norm/11. We'd all be remembering him fondly and telling the legend of Milwaukee Fats, the quick-loading gunslinger who waddled off into the sunset.
 
The fact that he routinely lies about everything tends to impeach his credibility and goes to the weight his testimony should be given. While it's more relevant he openly lied to the court in that Nadolski hearing, any previous incident of his lying is pertinent to his credibility.
True but unfortunately if he says he will make the payments at the next hearing, they have to believe him.
He could refuse to pay and child the judge, but he probably won’t as it does sound from that interview that he is aware of the situation and reality.

If he misses payments then that is when he has to start dealing with consequences.

The other thing with him denying stuff to random anonymous strangers on twitter is that it doesn’t matter because it’s fuck all to do with whoever they are.
Granted it’s public information, but beyond being aware of it, it’s really not anyone else’s business how much is owed and how long Fatrick will take to pay it.

Unless they are Quasi of course, but if Quasi confesses to harassing Fatrick then that would demonstrate that Fatrick was correct in the first place.
Whether or not it cancels the debt, which no it doesn’t automatically, it would certainly give Fatrick grounds to make things complicated again.

This is the main reason poking cows is strongly discouraged and avoided here, because ultimately it is harassment.
Even if it is not expressly abusive or offensive, it can easily be considered unwelcome contact and can be used legally against anyone.
 
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