Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

He's been mooing non-stop the past day or two about being single and worthless again.
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This one in particular pisses me off, he's such a whiny little faggot. This (misguided) nice old lady's at least trying to help console him and he's such a petulant little bitch to her. I especially hate the "nope, no proof" replies. Just shows how limited his mental faculties are when that's his response to everything from religion to why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Obligatory disgusting food post:
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The best part is lucas death baiting like that is he has a long history of doing this, even admitted to doing it for years in his 2010 reflections as a manipulation tactic (and weirdly included that he wished he would die so he 'could meet an angel') yet if this was pointed out to him now you just know he'd lose his shit and accuse people of gaslighting even if they pointed directly to his own words on the matter

and its funny how lucas says he 'wouldn't know' if there were lots of attractive women around outside because he 'hasn't seen many' despite constantly claiming to see them in groups of 6 or more with flatbills and greybeards everywhere he goes. Lucas being lucas, as usual can't keep his lies straight and always tries to manipulate people

and he sure thought life was worth living when he had his college schemes to find a zoomer bae and gloating about it and when he was stuffing his face with clinkerdaggers, red robin and sushi

and I wonder why lucas has 'various therapists' because that sounds like he pisses them off and then get rid of him. Probably because they don't want to hear his nonsense about fecund ovulators and fucking little girls and don't want to be put in a position where they have to get the cops involved if they let him keep venting and ranting about his plans, so they refer him to someone else

and no fucking way that jackie person isn't s troll trying to get info and fuck with him. Its so blatantly obvious yet clearly lucas is so into playing victim he can't see it. note the 'have a good snack and take a shower' stuff. Those were digs at him to see how he'd react. Same with the kid and grandkid stuff

and where did he even get that meat? It isn't tugboat day for awhile yet, shelters don't give stuff like that out and neither do foodbanks and such places wouldn't give him a whole plate of meat to stuff himself with either. I wonder who he conned to get that and what he traded for it. The fact he posts that like its normal for a person to just eat an entire plate full of beef and actually brag about it shows you how stupid he truly is

EDIT:

All the wern stuff i've been going through on youtube in the last few days and what does youtube start suggesting to me? The channel of this schizophrenic woman. She comes off as more together than lucas will ever be but theres alot of stuff she makes videos about that makes her sound an awful lot like lucas, with alot of attempts to rationalize her behavior. Suicide baiting, manipulating her way out of psych visits, trying to convince herself her schizophrenia is somehow just bipolar, trying to rationalize going off meds and attempts to go cold turkey, and my favorite:

a bunch of wern tier bs about why schizophrenics shouldn't be judged for not showering for long periods cause muh mental health and depression

If this woman goes off her meds long term I won't be surprised if she gets a thread here. Shes got proto wern mentality thats being kept in check by those meds. She just expresses it in a different manner and tries to be less obvious about playing victim, and isn't screaming like a loon. Hell the titles of the videos alone raise all kinds of red flags

 

[Da Dude123]

What's the matter, Lucas? No bitches and thots? No bitches and thots? Mooo, mooo, mooo! Glad to see he is back to longing for a queefy bae, a baby zoom! Sure wish he would return to wandering around and howling at the moon for a Gen Z woman. And I wish he would record it and put it on Youtube.

I don't think Lucas leaves the house much these days. He probably wanders over to the 7/11 for a energy drink or a slurpee and probably wanders to the food banks and the grocery store on the first of the month. But that is about it.

Of course, the fat faggot cow will do nothing to better himself. And why should he? He is already plenty good! It is the zoomer baes who are wrong! They keep running to the guys with the cars and the credit cards! Greedy! Reeee!

 

[Da Dude123]

Got this off of the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. The death fat is claiming he may have landed a job. I call bs. The cow does not want to work. Can someone get into the comments on this post?

 

[WonderWino]

Got this off of the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. The death fat is claiming he may have landed a job. I call bs. The cow does not want to work. Can someone get into the comments on this post?


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The whole alpha,beta gamma, etc rating system is funny to me because it doesn't show up in other primates. its not science. its just bullshit passed along and changed through personal opinion by idiots

Says the guy who fawned over silverback gorillas, called himself essentially a human silverback because of his age and ranted about it for years. As usual he lies about everything and manages to call himself an idiot

and what the fuck does the technology involved in butting somebody on the moon have to do with getting an obese mentally ill hobo a girlfriend or a job? Those things have nothing to do with each other. and no lucas, making shitty toasterbortions is not a job, whether you're single or not. You didn't take care of her, if anything she took care of you

Unsurprisingly, lucas first bitches about not being able to get a job or a girlfriend and then manages to combine the two in a nonsensical way to rationalize how he doesn't need a job because fucking some teen girl and trying to make her eat toasterbortions would totally be a job

Lucas gets stupider every time he opens his mouth. and this is with the meds. If he weren't in mallon place getting pumped full of meds to stay there he'd be stark raving mad and probably in the nuthouse by now, or under a bridge

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The whole alpha,beta gamma, etc rating system is funny to me because it doesn't show up in other primates. its not science. its just bullshit passed along and changed through personal opinion by idiots

That's such a stupid claim. You only see it among radfem and soyboy circles.
It's obviously dependent upon the situation; in The Emperor's New Clothes the child who spoke up was the alpha in that scenario.
If wolves could speak, they would have words for alphas and betas. It's just basic social structural hierarchy.
To say it's not found among primates is even dumber, where if anything the lines are defined even stricter.
The lengths Lucas goes to impress a minority of women who wouldn't touch him with a 50-foot pole is hilarious.

 

[A Silly Possum]

Small dump of dumb/funny shit he's been saying:




This one is hilariously ironic:

He's so depressed right now he's not even bragging about his food lmao:

Can someone get into the comments on this post?

Who knows wtf cash processing means. Probably something related to that cashier thing for the pot farm. Also probably a scam LOL

 

[Twrx]

Small dump of dumb/funny shit he's been saying:
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This one is hilariously ironic:
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He's so depressed right now he's not even bragging about his food lmao:
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Who knows wtf cash processing means. Probably something related to that cashier thing for the pot farm. Also probably a scam LOL

From Google

"Cash Processing is a very significant part of banking and trading sectors, requiring huge engagement of time and manpower. Cash Processing includes: cash collection, counting, sorting process *(sorting to cash in circulation and cash for exchange); ATM services (counting, filling strongboxes, replenishment)."

I don't think he would pass any sort of screening requirements for handling any amount of cash. He could be handed a few dollars for replenishing an ATM, he'd pocket it and say he put it in. And then moooo about bigotry.

 

[TractorGirl]

From Google

"Cash Processing is a very significant part of banking and trading sectors, requiring huge engagement of time and manpower. Cash Processing includes: cash collection, counting, sorting process *(sorting to cash in circulation and cash for exchange); ATM services (counting, filling strongboxes, replenishment)."

I don't think he would pass any sort of screening requirements for handling any amount of cash. He could be handed a few dollars for replenishing an ATM, he'd pocket it and say he put it in. And then moooo about bigotry.

I wouldn’t trust him with the loose change in the back of my couch

 

[A Silly Possum]

Couple more. That info dump about his brother and troons is fucking hilarious. He's on a wild one today. Sounds manic


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[Tsukasa Kadoya]

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>Goatse style
I rarely mean this, but I wish Lucas would kill himself.

 

[Da Dude123]

Couple more. That info dump about his brother and troons is fucking hilarious. He's on a wild one today. Sounds manic

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Thanks so much for posting these. The cow is starting to act more unhinged. I wonder if he is getting off his meds. And has been pointed out, the earbuds and headphones have returned to the pictures. Maybe the voices on the wind have returned? I bet they tell him that he is a worthless bum and a fat faggot. Probably sends him on some serious hellrides. Not joyous hellrides at all!

His excuses of not being able to afford transportation, I imagine social services agencies could help him
with a bus pass. But this is all just a facade. He is not gonna work, doesn't want to work. He can't get his retard bux deducted. He really is kinda in a hole in life and sort of has to accept it. He is gonna be broke, but he does have his subsidized apartment and fool stamps. And his goatse meals too!

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Thanks so much for posting these. The cow is starting to act more unhinged. I wonder if he is getting off his meds. And has been pointed out, the earbuds and headphones have returned to the pictures. Maybe the voices on the wind have returned? I bet they tell him that he is a worthless bum and a fat faggot. Probably sends him on some serious hellrides. Not joyous hellrides at all!

His excuses of not being able to afford transportation, I imagine social services agencies could help him
with a bus pass. But this is all just a facade. He is not gonna work, doesn't want to work. He can't get his retard bux deducted. He really is kinda in a hole in life and sort of has to accept it. He is gonna be broke, but he does have his subsidized apartment and fool stamps. And his goatse meals too!

The saddest (or funniest) thing about Lucas as a whole is that his obsession with getting a zoomer bae GF has cost him any chance he could have for leading a normal life. He will forever be known as the Starbucks creeper, and even if he really tried to get a job, that reputation alongside an empty work history will nix any chances he has for leading a stable job.
Lucas will die in the streets all because he was too fucking picky to bang a local whore. He doesn't want a wife he wants a fuckable meal ticket (like Chris)
Every attempt he makes to get noticed by baes (his socialism leaning, the autistic screeds he literally posts in town, the ghastly food pics, the shit philosophy, etc) only gets him noticed by people like us.
He'll die with an audience that mocks him.

 

[A Silly Possum]

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For some reason this picture didn't upload properly. Let me try again cuz it's pretty funny. Also notice he liked his own post. He's been doing that the past few days for some reason.

 

[Twrx]

For some reason this picture didn't upload properly. Let me try again cuz it's pretty funny. Also notice he liked his own post. He's been doing that the past few days for some reason.

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Priming the pump with likes, like pigroach and tips.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Priming the pump with likes, like pigroach and tips.

And Russell Greer.

 

[A Silly Possum]

The cow is starting to act more unhinged. I wonder if he is getting off his meds.

Yeah, I've been thinking the same things. Not sure how he's getting away with it at Mallon Place though. Maybe hiding it under his tongue or something.

His excuses of not being able to afford transportation, I imagine social services agencies could help him
with a bus pass. But this is all just a facade. He is not gonna work, doesn't want to work.

Yeah, it's so funny watching him pretend to want to work. He instantly shoots down any suggestions with the most irritatingly dramatic curt responses. Just "nope, won't work", "Won't happen", "Nobody cares, nobody ever helps". Like help yourself you faggot fat fuck. There's so many solutions out there that the state is literally begging you to take and you won't cuz you're a lazy fucking retard.



Also, sorta unrelated: do we have any confirmation of if he actually knows about this thread? Cuz his whole thing about the dark web today was really out of left field and maybe someone told him that the KF (was) only accessible through Tor and that spurred his "we should take down the dark web" rant.

 

[Twrx]

Yeah, I've been thinking the same things. Not sure how he's getting away with it at Mallon Place though. Maybe hiding it under his tongue or something.


Yeah, it's so funny watching him pretend to want to work. He instantly shoots down any suggestions with the most irritatingly dramatic curt responses. Just "nope, won't work", "Won't happen", "Nobody cares, nobody ever helps". Like help yourself you faggot fat fuck. There's so many solutions out there that the state is literally begging you to take and you won't cuz you're a lazy fucking retard.



Also, sorta unrelated: do we have any confirmation of if he actually knows about this thread? Cuz his whole thing about the dark web today was really out of left field and maybe someone told him that the KF (was) only accessible through Tor and that spurred his "we should take down the dark web" rant.

He's big mad because he can't understand how to access tor to show us his favorite gay porn again.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

Also, sorta unrelated: do we have any confirmation of if he actually knows about this thread? Cuz his whole thing about the dark web today was really out of left field and maybe someone told him that the KF (was) only accessible through Tor and that spurred his "we should take down the dark web" rant.

Yeah, he knows about it. He even made an account and posted a bunch of times - mostly gay porn. I can't remember if he left in a huff or got threadbanned. It was a few years back.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, he knows about it. He even made an account and posted a bunch of times - mostly gay porn. I can't remember if he left in a huff or got threadbanned. It was a few years back.

He maybe thinks the farms is gone with the help of that troon, Keffals. He may not know that we exist on the tors to still be around to mock his autistic antics, his cowish ways, and his Islamic content.

Maybe he just learned that we exist on the tors?

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

He maybe thinks the farms is gone with the help of that troon, Keffals. He may not know that we exist on the tors to still be around to mock his autistic antics, his cowish ways, and his Islamic content.

Maybe he just learned that we exist on the tors?

>implying Lucas even knows what Tor even is to begin with.
You give him too much credit.