Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

It's a waste of time digging out copies of his books. People have announced they're going to read them probably dozens of times in this thread by now, and they pretty much unanimously report back that they're just blandly shitty. They're not funny-bad, they're just not good.
 
I'm pretty sure one of the AI fags here could train a robot to write original Tomlinsonian content using only his books and that website as training material that would be indistinguishable from his.

....I take that back, the robot would do a better job, while also being less fat.
Someone mentioned wanting to do this a while back, except with his twitter instead of his books, and the next day I came up with a name for what the model should be called and I've been sitting on it ever since because I came up with it too late. It should, of course, be called FatGPT I hope no one else came up with that and posted it and I just missed it lol

Holy shit is that the AGP smirk? Possible post-court troon arc incoming?
I didn't watch the most recent interview but in past interviews he's been a prime example of Duper's Delight, which is basically the AGP smirk of a pathological liar

If anything, though, Pat really comes across to me like an F2M trannie. It would explain almost everything. Admittedly, his daughter becomes more difficult to explain in that scenario. More difficult, but not impossible
 
It’s possible it’s him behind it for this reason.

I agree it is ludicrous as if he successfully manages to sue it would set a dangerous precedent for people being able to sue the police for being called to their place in error.

I don’t think any judge will sign off on that judgement.
I don't see how they're liable unless they're actually acting in bad faith or did stuff like immediately start beating him with nightsticks and tazing him whenever they show up, as he oinks and squeals, as much as I would like to watch video of that.
I didn't watch the most recent interview but in past interviews he's been a prime example of Duper's Delight, which is basically the AGP smirk of a pathological liar
Anyone who amplifies the lies of this bullshit artist whose obvious lying is written on his face is as much of a piece of shit as Pat himself.
 
If anything, though, Pat really comes across to me like an F2M trannie. It would explain almost everything. Admittedly, his daughter becomes more difficult to explain in that scenario. More difficult, but not impossible
And now I have the image of Fat Pat the Seahorse Dad. I just got new retinas installed because of the Leafy nudes, now I need a new frontal lobe. 🤦‍♂️

You got a winner there!
 
Jesus, I hate absolutely everyone in this situation. Fatrick is incapable of handling fucking anything with even a smidgeon of grace, the Opie and Anthony people are outright psychopaths, and how do these cops keep acting on swatting calls to this guy? How many times does the same man have to get accused of grinding up black children into pepperoni before you realize that maybe, just fucking maybe, blowing the doors off the hinges shouldn't be the course of action for the guy whose door you've kicked down multiple times and it turned out to be bullshit every single time?

God, I fucking hate cops.
 
God, I fucking hate cops.
You're acting under the assumption that the cops are being told "muh pepperoni" and "Niki is being held at gunpoint" every time they are called to his residence. You're acting under the assumption that the cops go in guns blazing every single time. You're also acting under the assumption that Pat isn't lying about any of these experiences. During the height of the SWATTING, the brothermen were comparing each SWATTing claim by Pat posted to twitter to actual police logs; many of these were actually calls to neighboring properties. I'm not an ONA user so I can't find that specific post.

Additionally, the police are obligated to answer every single call.

How many times has Pat actually been cuffed or objectively brutalized by the cops? You literally just saw a clip where Pat was aggressive towards police and he faced zero actual repercussions.
 
I think back on Ethan Ralph getting beaten up in Portugal and how some people commented how Ethan's punches were slow and sloppy and really easy to dodge . I can say I think Ethan's punches are better/deadlier than Fatrick's. I wonder if Fatrick only gets into his totally real bar fights with people who are absolutely shit faced since those wimpy movements aren't really going to harm anyone and he can pretend he knocked out someone who actually passed out from being drunk.
 
blowing the doors off the hinges shouldn't be the course of action for the guy whose door you've kicked down multiple times
Whoa. Settle down partner. This sounds like something pat would xeet. His door is still intact and they leave a calling card half the time. If Patsy didn't flip out like a lunatic at the cops as often as he has, he wouldn't get cuffed
 
The fuck they are. Every fucking time the police have been called out for not doing their job the supreme court has affirmed that when you dial 911 they don't have to do shit. Every single time.
So when he actually does murder Niki they shouldn't show up? The guy is an absolute mental case and has at least once actually threatened to murder the pregnant mother of his child after waiting for the child to be born so he could murder her, too.
 
So when he actually does murder Niki they shouldn't show up? The guy is an absolute mental case and has at least once actually threatened to murder the pregnant mother of his child after waiting for the child to be born so he could murder her, too.
After seeing him try to throw a punch, my money is on Niki to beat him to death right now. Especially since he will keep getting fatter and more out of shape
 
So when he actually does murder Niki they shouldn't show up? The guy is an absolute mental case and has at least once actually threatened to murder the pregnant mother of his child after waiting for the child to be born so he could murder her, too.
She let him cum inside her, so at this point she probably deserves it, and by "it," I mean empty threats, because Fatrick is demonstrably only dangerous in his mind.
 
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