Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

It fascinates me how cows like Masterson and Nick shape their entire behavior to counter-signal the farms. These successful people with millions of views and subscribers change everything because of like 20 anonymous people making fun of them. This pisses off their non-kiwi fanbase since the content has changed. These well intentioned fans complain, but in their well poisoned minds they misconstrue all complainers as being farmers with secret agendas. So instead of fixing things, they double down. This causes a never ending spiral of self-destructive behavior. They insist everything is fine while making less money and experiencing more drama. It sounds farfetched, but almost literally everything Masterson has done for the last couple of years has been in opposition to the 4 people that occasionally post in his thread. That's the route Nick is going down.

All because a handful of people on the Internet called them retards. Absolutely fucking bizarre.

Niggas think they are slighted like Genghis Khan when the Khwarezmian sultanate slaughtered his diplomatic mission seeking trade while they are so powerless that they will never stack pyramids of skulls or roll up royalty in carpets before having them trampled by horses.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Daily reminder that people PAY to chat in Locals hoping that their balldo merchant will talk to them. Meanwhile, farmers get talked to by name on a separate platform for FREE. If you pay for Locals, you are giant sucker.

*something something KF pwns LOCALS*

Speaking of LOCALS...

The LOCALS chat was glitching all through Nick's trialstream. He cannot seem to catch a break:

Spoiler: Tech woes

Andrew_Wahoo​

Locals app is busted af. Desktop plebs rise up

MalikFoxen​

fuckin locals... chat keeps breaking on me

phanse​

Anyone lose having problems with locals app and website?

DexDeadly​

@RekietaLaw tell locals to fix their shit

Rob_Law_9000​	Chat freezing and Rumble freezing
jcornman24​	It's been doing that all day no?
ActualBoomer​	Chats been twitchy for a few days now, refresh the page a few times seems to help

Spices​

My chat on both PC and phone are NOT working right so if you mention me and I don't see that's why.

If anyone cares to see this one in the flesh:

SleepingPsycho​

I'm only 5 away from 20,000 subscribers on YouTube can I get a shout-out to push me over? Bobblehead Homestead. 6 years on YT in Arkansas and I just got 7 acres of raw land I'm making my own and its getting more exciting. THANKS!

Manlet gets a job?

Andrew_Wahoo​

Back DEATH DEATH DEATH on indiegogo! The campaign is shadowbanned, but the link is in my twitter bio. I'm actually the editor! @WahooYellow on Twitter. 18 bucks, 300 pages. Campaign ends at the end of the month!

Another idea Nick will ignore:

Mr--K​

@RekietaLaw I would really like your review of the UFO testimony. I think it would make a great video regardless of where you sit on the topic

Chat does Nick's homework (again)

aCompleteRandom​

@RekietaLaw Looking it up, apparently our (Wisconsin's) Supreme Court ruled in 2015 that a corpse cannot consent.

On another question:

buxombrowncoat​

@RekietaLaw We don't have one. The argument most often heard is that there's no field sobriety test for it like for booze.

 

[Not Who You Think]

The sad thing is, LawTwitter is probably better qualified than his gaggle of misfits.

I was under the impression that people enjoyed Nick primarily because he was entertaining to listen to while they did other things. This tracked with why people didn't look to hard at his actual qualifications and character, thereby putting more stock in what he said than they should. I'm guessing this is the case with a lot of lawtuber streamers.

With such a broad spectrum applied to who can be considered a lawyer online it's a wonder why people aren't more cautious of anyone on YouTube (or elsewhere online) branding themselves with the catch-all term "lawyer". People are interested in watching the big courtroom streams likely because they assume the "lawyer" who is streaming and providing commentary has a respectable amount of actual courtroom experience and not just an administrative clerk, a graduate whose experience is primarily in an academic context, or someone with an embarrassing track record in court.

I am not the demographic for lawtube and their ilk, but participating in this thread has made it clear that the bulk of lawyers who are e-celebrities are just adults playing "pretend lawyer" for cases they aren't representing while asserting confirmation bias in a legal context for their listeners while making dirty jokes. Basically, it's just entertainment (if one finds them entertaining). If they were to put their actual law experience/qualifications in to practice, as Nick is doing with Monty, it would likely reveal similar (if not more) incompetency like what they berate other lawyers for during their streams.

To put it another way, it's like watching a championship game and assuming the loud/funny superfan sitting on the couch next to you knows what he's talking about as he impotently screams advice at the screen. Entertaining to be sure, but there's a reason he's on the couch and not the coach. The only thing funnier would be watching him actually try to coach a team and then scream at the people giving him advice...

Also, on the topic of qualifications, keep in mind that Ethan Ralph has won more court cases than Nick Rekieta while representing himself, and that even the esteemed Marc "I have my own legal font" Randazza wasn't able to summarily deal with the likes of Monty/Schneider.

In other news, Ethan Ralph has just walked out of the contempt hearing involving his DVRO with Faith Vickers. Facing a real possibility of jail time, he was able to leave the courtroom and declare victory almost immediately. I'm pretty sure it's now fair to say Ethan Ralph has won a bigger victory representing himself in a courtroom situation than Nick Rekieta ever won for his clients.


Pictured: a more seasoned courtroom operator than Nick Rekieta celebrating his massive victory in court. When was the last time Rekieta celebrated a victory in court?

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What are your thoughts?

Your accomplishments have made you memorable, though not so memorable that you can escape some locals still conflating you and Cynthia. Your Panoptes succeeded in instilling shame and fear in the locals, particularly the ones who thought doxxing = death.

Nick's shoutout to KF (and you) on locals seems like both a cope and an attempt to get good boy points with them by calling out a common enemy of his locals platform (otherwise he would have done the same elsewhere too).

Nick would have done better to shout out a supporter than try to go after perceived detractors, but this is Nick's mindset now. Nick is trying to leverage the negative energy around him and turn it into content like so many other infamous personalities have. Nick is angry, and understandably so given his circumstances. Unfortunately for him, Nick is also an idiot, which is why we are all here.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

One of you must have touched his narcissistic funny bone. It not only forced him to admit he reads he copeiously reads but clearly sent this twit into a rage. Just wonderful! Whoever accomplished such tactical brilliance, Congrats, Farmer!

You've won.

We have won, comrade

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What are your thoughts?

It's been mentioned up thread, but it's interesting that Nose knows you almost by name but also some of the/your lore. I think it's a symptom of a larger issue he has with the Farms, but it could be direct.

It fascinates me how cows like Masterson and Nick shape their entire behavior to counter-signal the farms

I also know from experience that Nick used to solicit and rely on information from Farmers. I, and others, fed him a lot of stuff during the Vic saga.

Part of the reason Rackets is so butt-hurt is a combination of the two posts above. The Farms, in general, used to enjoy Balldoman, pre-balldo, and saw some good from him. We've talked about his public-facing turn (regardless of whether that was also a private change or not). I'd like to think I was one of the critics, but as others have posted, there was skepticism as already as the first page of this thread.

Above said, the reason Rackets hates the Farms now is we turned on him. The same with Dick. It's been mentioned above thread, and recently the association with Vito is just another nail in the coffin. Rackets is just lashing out at public faces, or as best as he create in his head. And let's be honest, he's lashing out because things aren't going well.

There is an open question of whether he reads the thread or not still. I don't think he could figure out Tor, or at least be troubled to mess with it, even if he runs Brave. I think he may look at it on clearnet but if not, he's definitely getting info fed to him from Locals and Spectre.

The problem Rackets has, and no offense intended Capt, is that the people feeding him info, in particular now, are retards. Spectre has his own thread ffs, but we have seen the level of writing from locals. Yeah, chat room English != formal English essay, but there are many, clear errors of stupidity across it. And from the writings Himedall has collated, we can tell their general handle on reality, much less logic, just isn't there.

Meanwhile, say what you will about the Farms, but our info is in public, maybe only through Tor but public. And you can see what happens when stupidity rises in the Farms. TiC is an example, nuked off the site and by all appearances, gone. When retards like SL rise in Locals, even after bannings, they keep coming back.

And the reason Himedall is noticed, is because the light brought to Nick's locals degeneracy and retardation, in comparison to the Farms, shows two very different communities. And one is clearly better. But to Nick, we're horrible, because we don't even pay to talk about him, and because we don't fellate him.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick... what are you doing?

The OF girl was on one of Nick's Friday fun streams. I think it was the one where Nick dropped out midway through and left them talking. I had a suspicion based on how she was dressed and checked her social media to find that Linktree and posted it at the time. But that was a little while ago, so I wonder when exactly he followed her.

Nick's shoutout to KF (and you) on locals seems like both a cope and an attempt to get good boy points with them by calling out a common enemy of his locals platform (otherwise he would have done the same elsewhere too).

I think it's all cope with no strategy involved.

I think Nick thought that he could at any time turn back the clock on the format of his show, cover legal topics and do trial streams, and regain the growth of his channel. But the results from his last trial stream aren't that good in terms of subscriber growth on YouTube.

Now he's lashing out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is so assmad over KF and thinks he can bitch about it without looking like a thin-skinned pussy.

It’s amazing how wrong he can be about such basic shit. Still, at least this error hasn’t already cost him $100,000 with more legal bills on the way.

He’s running to alcohol, drugs, sex and shopping to medicate himself when he’d be far better off taking responsibility for his actions and admitting he fucked up. That will never happen, but it should have — years ago.

 

[Bepis]

I think Nick thought that he could at any time turn back the clock on the format of his show, cover legal topics and do trial streams, and regain the growth of his channel. But the results from his last trial stream aren't that good in terms of subscriber growth on YouTube.

Now he's lashing out.

Been getting the same impression. On the rare occasion I actually tune into a stream it almost feels like he's trying to get in hot water with Youtube again, too. Makes me wonder if he thinks he can recapture the growth by getting banned again.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive to try to catch up.


True Crime wine moms are not satisfied:

Ickyfoo​

I'm having trial withdrawal.

RekietaLaw​

It's been 14 hours, fam

GingerWithASoul​

What are we gonna do without seeing schabusiness

RekietaLaw​

One locals woman needs to fall on the proverbial sword every month and horrifically BDSM murder a simp so we have a steady flow of trials

Ickyfoo​

Now you're thinking!

This is ban number 5 for Still:

Spoiler: * sarcasm* Isn't ban evasion against TOS?

aCompleteRandom​

New account? What got your other axed this time?

--Still--Life--​

I told grouchy geezer I was goint to cut his head off, shove it and a bucket with his balls and shove his own dick in his mouth.

aCompleteRandom​

You have the weirdest hobbies.

--Still--Life--​

Ban Number 5 Baby !

SirVieVal​	Wait ur going through locals accounts? That's fucking awesome
SirVieVal​	Slow clap
aCompleteRandom​	He started with the one dash between still and life. Every time he gets banned he adds a dash. It's fun to watch.
--Still--Life--​	I have the highset ban count at 5, they even banned my CC last time, so I have to modulate payment types.

SirVieVal​	Yeah I just realized that based on how u noticed. That's great
--Still--Life--​	I call it my WINGSPAN
SirVieVal​	You motherfucker
SirVieVal​	You goddamned cocksucking son of a bitch
SirVieVal​	THIS IS WHY CHAT IS BROKEN
aCompleteRandom​	I'm surprised they didn't ban your CC the first time. Next, they'll ban your billing address.
SirVieVal​	Half of locals' employees are trying to effectively bn still life
--Still--Life--​	Free fucking speech.
--Still--Life--​	I'll use another one.

SirVieVal​

2 of locals 4 employees are coding, the other 2 are trying to dox still life

sanglant​	shall establish no fucking law!
--Still--Life--​	This warms my heart.

Pretty sure the 1A does not apply to private entities like LOCALS.

Andrew_Wahoo​

Is it really still life if it's his 6th account?

aCompleteRandom​	Fine by me. I don't care either way. If people could just use the ignore function the way god intended, bans wouldn't be needed.
Sally78​	Lol

Harassing LOCALS employees:

Spoiler: This endears Nick to LOCALS, I am sure!

Andrew_Wahoo​	Remember when the locals chick showed up in chat?
Mad_Amos​	The poor thing
SirVieVal​	I heard vaguely about it
Andrew_Wahoo​	It was hilarious.
--Still--Life--​	What happened?

Andrew_Wahoo​

People gave her all kinds of shit

JulianDelphiki​

The first thing that was said after announcing she was a locals employee was BasedFromMars replying was “niggers or kikes?” Then chat found out she was Jewish

--Still--Life--​

Why did she she allow her ethnicity to become involved in her Job, can you tell me more?

--Still--Life--​	The Locals Rep talked about her race as a representative?
JulianDelphiki​	She had a lengthy profile after clicking on her name in chat. Sort of a general “about me” as a locals employee

JulianDelphiki​

It wasn’t obnoxious in how it was said. She had a couple short paragraphs about school and personal life and career

--Still--Life--​

I see. I reserve the right to say nigger, kike, of faggot whenever I want, However I would have been cordial to her and curious about her job.

JulianDelphiki​

Lol. Most were. She was kind and helpful. If I spot her again I’ll let you know. I don’t remember her name or profile pic but if I saw it I would

 

[Spaded Dave]

This is ban number 5 for Still:

The saddest part about Still-Gay is that he thinks getting banned is some kind of accomplishment to be proud of. Anyone who really wanted to go for the retard record could just spam hardcore porn and double his number in a day.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

The saddest part about Still-Gay is that he thinks getting banned is some kind of accomplishment to be proud of. Anyone who really wanted to go for the retard record could just spam hardcore porn and double his number in a day.

Yeah he's just hanging around playing grab ass with them all day. Shit or get off the pot faggot.

 

[beautiful person]

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Someone is "NOT MAD" at the internet.

Lmao, what a stupid fucking faggot Way to confirm that you still cling to every word we say! Like, maybe mentioning the one single subscriber that left was legitimately a joke and not cope... but then, who cares? Because this shit right here definitely does come off as cope and seethe. Btw, he just revealed that the subscriber said they left specifically because of Vito and lofti, when before it was just "the last show".

But you know what, Nick? The one thing about you that I am coping and seething about is your ability to run successful grift campaigns on name recognition alone.


Oh wait.

Anyway, have fun driving your kids around in your midlife crisis car going 80+ in slick conditions while still buzzed from your stream that you finished right before the three hours of sleep you got, and being friends with literal pedophiles, Mr. Father of the Year.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The saddest part about Still-Gay is that he thinks getting banned is some kind of accomplishment to be proud of. Anyone who really wanted to go for the retard record could just spam hardcore porn and double his number in a day.

He’s like those retards who think getting blocked by someone is a badge of honor rather than a reflection of how tiresome they are.

Still-Gay is funny when he’s fedposting about bombing federal courthouses and making impotent physical threats on Rekieta’s Locals chat. But if he wants completely unrestricted speech he should stop agreeing to the Locals TOS every time he signs up for a new account. Don’t agree to the contract if you’re (supposedly) willing to commit violent federal crimes in opposition to the terms.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am smert!

SirVieVal​

i tend to be incredibly knowledgeable about both my position and have an empathetic understanding of the positions held by my opposition, both because thats just how i am and also because thats another main hallmark of being a good debater: you can debate the opposing position just as well as your own, and thats how u understand it well enough to defeat the presumably flawed logic in it

Susanna is inspired to support the arts:

Spoiler: NSFW and an embarrassing confession NSFW

Mandy_K​

So Sally asked me to draw a bucket with a dick and a severed head in it. Here's what I got so far.

LongusDongus​

its pretty long for a flaccid dong

Mandy_K​

Dude, I've only seen like 4 dicks in my life ok? lol

When a creator respects their audience:

SirVieVal​

note i was referring to the obvious nature of nick not doing a stream he says he may do

SirVieVal​

if he says he definitely will, he may. if he says he may, he definitely will not. its mathematical, fuck

diamondsndhenna​

If I were Nick I'd at least have an "intern" streamer keeping the daytime stream alive.. he's not thinking out of the box at all

The cost of Nick's Nashville event:

Spoiler: Nick is a planning genius

Jenna_c​

Why tf are hotels in Nashville so expensive the weekend rackets is there. Just that one sucks.

Jenna_c​

$500 for one fucking night. Wtf

Vawus​	The Titans are playing the 17th at home vs the chargers
Vawus​	That's a big reason
Vawus​	And their stadium is a couple blocks away
Vawus​	Nick should've chose a weekend with no NFL game lol

Vawus​	I bought the grifter front stage ticket
Jenna_c​	Me tooooo
Jenna_c​	I know I’m gonna get sat at a table with people idk cuz I just got one ticket, but that’s fine.
Vawus​	Idk if we can dm ppl I'm not sure I wanna post the hotel but I know a cheap highly rated one. Might have a shuttle

Jenna_c​	Good idea. I haven’t done much traveling tbh so I’m not too familiar with the process. I was looking for somewhere close so I could minimize stress
Vawus​	Worst case I'd have to walk a tiny bit and Uber back but a free shuttle down wouldn't be bad
Jenna_c​	But the cost is stupid
Vawus​	Idk how to private message people lol but I don't wanna dox where I'm staying
Vawus​	I paid $161 a night for a king suite

Ah, they can learn INFOSEC...

Vawus​

Yeah I get the feeling faggots like Monty have burner accounts in the chat

They think Monty cares about them! LOL!

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Mandy_K​

So Sally asked me to draw a bucket with a dick and a severed head in it. Here's what I got so far.

What a completely sane thing to ask for. Sally is definitely happy in her marriage and isn't fantasizing about anything.

 

[AnOminous]

The problem Rackets has, and no offense intended Capt, is that the people feeding him info, in particular now, are retards.

The problem Rackets has is he IS a retard. That's a fact whether he has decided deliberately to turn into a lolcow or whether he previously was a disguised retard. He's basically dumb. He's a retard.

 

[Chibitzen]

Been getting the same impression. On the rare occasion I actually tune into a stream it almost feels like he's trying to get in hot water with Youtube again, too. Makes me wonder if he thinks he can recapture the growth by getting banned again.

This is certainly feasible. He has a perpetual victim complex that needs watering. There's a reason he went off like mange from within his Locals re:KF rather than on stream or elsewhere: validation. If he could reap the Youtube wrath using his divinely drunken comedy words to disguise a banthirst, then he can satisfy his old lust for the garbage sycophancy that he once enjoyed. Rumble picked him during such a time, so he could use that to reassert the symbolism of that contract, thus granting them a win if they were to keep the Creator on their books. If there's a cooming together to get him back online similar to before, then that says to Rumble that he is still a win for them in the PR dept.

The material incentives are there for him as well when he has massive legal bills that needs paying. If he can once again reestablish himself as a victim of comedic creativity rather than the lack of creativity due to being an arrogant, narcissistic cockwomble, then perhaps once more the Lawplebs will reunite to batsignal the cause of shielding this complete lunatic from the stupidity of own actions. ie $$$

 

[AltisticRight]

Or just one pair that she's worn for three days?

Why not go the extra mile and get 3 that's been worn for a month?

The OF girl was on one of Nick's Friday fun streams. I think it was the one where Nick dropped out midway through and left them talking. I had a suspicion based on how she was dressed and checked her social media to find that Linktree and posted it at the time. But that was a little while ago, so I wonder when exactly he followed her.

We probably know why he dropped out midway now. There's some urgent "business".

Xia Anderson was one of the two new accounts he's been following, so between my previous post and the latest one would be the time span. That will be about a month and a week. I could set up the script to monitor constantly but there are issues with that too.

I have been seeing videos praising this game for the studio's "based" refusal to implement microtransactions.

Thanks to Balldo, I cannot disassociate the game from his homosexual antics.

Might as well do something cringe for once.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another idea for Nick to not follow-up on:

Lapuamarksman​

Hey @RekietaLaw just a thought, you should have DUI guy on and do a show going over the legalization going into effect and how to deal with the the police enforcement measures. There is a lot of talk about qualifying substantially more Drug Recognition Experts.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Vawus​	Idk how to private message people lol but I don't wanna dox where I'm staying
Vawus​	I paid $161 a night for a king suite

Congratulations, Vawus. You just doxed where you're staying. Anyone who cares can look up hotels in the area for the one where your specific suite is that specific price.