Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas has not said much about the money laundering scheme lately, has he? Whenever he gets into something that blows up in his face, typically he goes radio silent about it and pretends it never happened. Sometimes later he lets it slip out about what happened.
Yeah absolutely nothing about the money laundering shit. It's been almost a week now and he hasn't said a thing. But he's also not posting about going out for food either. I wonder if maybe he just took the first "big" payment (like $400), blew it all on food and weed, and blocked the guy. Guess we'll just have to wait and see. If he doesn't say anything in a couple days I'll ask him about it.
 
and he really seems to have a hardon for troons lately
God I wish he'd shut the fuck up about the troon shit already, this topic has overstayed its welcome 100 times over.
It's not like a loved one or family member of his is struggling with gender identity, he's just fishing for leftwing bona fides as if it's his key back into their good graces.
It'll never happen Lucas. Give it up. That ship has sailed. Either focus on getting useful at something for society or look under the sink for something to drink.
It just shows how schizos are especially vulnerable to this concept of special treatment for troons and troon accessories, it's like a magnet for crazy.
 
I wonder if lucas was given some womens vanilla scented perfume to cover up his stench and wore it until someone pointed out it was for women. I mean why else would he randomly come out with a statement like that.
No idea lol, but I thought it was hilarious that his idea of the "perfect scent" is of course food related. I genuinely think he'd say a cologne that smells like bacon being cooked is a good idea.
 
No idea lol, but I thought it was hilarious that his idea of the "perfect scent" is of course food related. I genuinely think he'd say a cologne that smells like bacon being cooked is a good idea.
At least he didn't go with something horrifyingly food related. Then he might get ideas and start rubbing bacon grease or cheese oil under his arms to attract zoomers with the scent of food. Nothing like the scent of BO mixed with rancid cheese and rancid bacon fat on a swelteringly hot summer day, wafting from gen x hobo to get the zoomers flocking like an axe commercial

Flocking toward the nearest exit of course
 
Lucas has a new FB profile picture up. 🐄 🐮

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Yup, here's the comments from that post. You pretty much nailed it.
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Couple more updates on the scam stuff.
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Damn, crypto-millionaire incoming.
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Some food
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Damn, Lucas getting a little troonsphobic in here. Again.
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"A regular dollar bill in a sock drawer from a year ago now has the spending power of $1.08", holy shit no wonder he's very publicly falling for/participating in a scam if he's this fucking stone retarded. No, Lucas, this isn't how money works. A 2022 dollar bill is just a fucking dollar bill and I think you'll find most people put its worth at exactly $1.00. You can't find a $20 in some old jeans you got from your dad and then buy an $80 steak at Clinkerdagger with it because it's a 1977 twenty you stupid fuck.

Also just wanted to say it's fucking hilarious that he called being a middleman in a crypto money laundering scheme a "cashier job". If his next job is sucking dick under a bridge he'll say he got a customer service position.
 
I haven’t been around here in several months. Lucas, living in poverty, worthless living out his days in a sanitarium for retarded adults was boring. I felt disappointed that that’s how he was going to live out his days—hopeless, boring, fat, retarded. But the last week or so where he’s been off his meds has given me hope. Maybe he’s got one last saga left in him.
 
Got this off the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. This is both dumb and autistic. The fat fuck talking about foods he doesn't like. Yeah, well none of us get the awful combinations of food that creates. The nerve of him to say this when he is a terrible cook and combines foods he has no businesses combining. And of course he doesn't like baths. I hear he stinks!

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Got this off the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. This is both dumb and autistic. The fat fuck talking about foods he doesn't like. Yeah, well none of us get the awful combinations of food that creates. The nerve of him to say this when he is a terrible cook and combines foods he has no businesses combining. And of course he doesn't like baths. I hear he stinks!

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Lucas has a history of recording himself talking about eating hotdogs and bologna at homeless shelters. He's made toasterbortions that have included chicken ramen multiple times over the years, and I don't believe for a second that lucas would turn down a chocolate cake of any kind. Ever. He sure doesn't have a problem being in a church when there is food involved or the possibility of meeting a zoomer bae. By 'people who pry' he means anyone who talks about him at all in a negative way or that bring up his history. I also call bullshit on there being anything, no matter how revolting, that contains mayo that lucas would refuse to eat. He'd eat that shit out of the jar if he had the opportunity. and even he admitted his mother would take him to the park or the zoo and get him an ice cream to calm him down or reward him when other kids were 'mean' to him. So bullshit there as well

and of course he would include taking a bath as something he finds gross. He despises bathing in general and has gone to some bizarre lengths to try to convince people he bathes when he clearly doesn't unless forced

By his own claims he shouldn't even be drinking caffeinated soda or coffee, given his statements about how it totally makes him violent. and his statement about how 'as he gets older' he avoids this stuff is really bizarre when you actually think about what he's implying by it. Yeah i'm sure the older lucas has gotten the more determined he is to totally not eat goat or lentils. Thats just a strange thing to say

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"taking baths is gross" claims Lucas, with his notorious grease spot, festering flesh wounds, unchanged & unwashed clothes and possible incontinence.
What do you mean possible incontinence? He's admitted many times that he has a history of shitting and pissing himself. Especially when medicated. He even admitted he does it to goldaor and then tried to bullshit his way out if having admitted to it when sophie told him pissing yourself isn't something normal people do. I mean lucas is a guy who pisses in the sink and sharts with the video recording so people can hear him do it and who admits to shitting in bushes. Probably does worse when living full hobo

Next time he receives a frozen catfish he should have a coupe depends thrown in for good measure. Lucas waddling around with puffy diaper pants and that crinkly diaper sound when he walks will fit him perfectly
 
What do you mean possible incontinence? He's admitted many times that he has a history of shitting and pissing himself. Especially when medicated. He even admitted he does it to goldaor and then tried to bullshit his way out if having admitted to it when sophie told him pissing yourself isn't something normal people do. I mean lucas is a guy who pisses in the sink and sharts with the video recording so people can hear him do it and who admits to shitting in bushes. Probably does worse when living full hobo
I meant "possible" as in that at any given moment the greasy hobo with festering flesh wounds telling you how gross baths are may or may have a shart drying between his plenty good legs and his unwashed pants.
 
"taking baths is gross" claims Lucas, with his notorious grease spot, festering flesh wounds, unchanged & unwashed clothes and possible incontinence.
I long for the fartbox days of Lucas mooing for zoomer puss puss with his grease festering on the wall right by his fat head. What a cow you are, Lucas.
 
>Those liver spots
I like to think of it as evolution in real time. Lucas is adapting to his environment in the nursing home. Eventually he'll walk hunched over with a cane for his dead foot and add clouds to the list of things he goes on incoherent rants about. He already bitches about how things were in his day....the late 90s and boasts about 'protesting' with blm during the summer of love like he's a soldier storming normandy, and has a hard time understanding new fangled things like obama phones, computers and has nursing home tier hygiene issues

He fits right in
 
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You can tell he’s off his meds because he’s writing in this stream of consciousness manner that makes it really difficult to decipher the point he’s making. Is he admitting he’s a urophile? That he’s an inch and a half from being gay? We all know he sucked off Jason Perva.
 
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