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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Kevin is so sexy though.

 

[stupid frog]

My theory on Kevin's income, not based on anything concrete, is that he has a substantial monthly inflow, probably from his father's death, and the aunt/great-aunt story was just a cover. Kevin is quite guileless in many ways, but even he must know how bad a big income would look in his circles, and would have downplayed his monthly "earnings," but anyone can see the amount of garbage he buys. He also has few real expenses (e.g. no rent since leaving the tranch), so anything he does get is purely for discretionary spending.

Vag cope:
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New "nerves are waking up".

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

KevKev theory: his ‘tism makes him feel more comfortable around the ‘known’, which is why he seeks out McDonalds, etc. in London. It’s the reason he can travel there repeatedly. If he squints he can make believe he’s in Queens.

 

[Meiwaku]

Bet that he's still upset with his amhole despite the coping because he hasn't posted it yet

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Kevin forehead update:
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It's getting bigger.

If I saw this out of context I'd think it was Gerard Depardieu in the 90s.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Why is Kevin the sexiest lesbian woman on earth?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Why is Kevin the sexiest lesbian woman on earth?

Because lesbians are ugly?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Because lesbians are ugly?

Aren't you the one who fedposted so much that even @Null had to out you?

Sexy lesbians is Kevin's forte. She is just a pretty little lesbian, unlike your mom.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Aren't you the one who fedposted so much that even @Null had to out you?

No, you must be thinking of some other Signal Segmentation Violation.

Sexy lesbians is Kevin's forte. She is just a pretty little lesbian, unlike your mom.

You leave my mother out of this.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Lesbians love to eat out the amhole.

There's a hole we all know about... the amhole. A place to rest your penis and a place for lesbian tongues. It's just so sexy. So hot. I wish @Null would do an entire MATI episode about Kevin's amhole.

OK, I might be drunk beyond belief.

 

[AMHOLIO]

There's a hole we all know about... the amhole. A place to rest your penis and a place for lesbian tongues. It's just so sexy. So hot. I wish @Null would do an entire MATI episode about Kevin's amhole.

OK, I might be drunk beyond belief.

If drinking causes a man to want to fuck the amhole I'm staying sober in the mountains where no one could ever force me to drink, ever.

Stupid Sexy Flanders has plunged into the dark side of the amsoul.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

There's a hole we all know about... the amhole. A place to rest your penis and a place for lesbian tongues. It's just so sexy. So hot. I wish @Null would do an entire MATI episode about Kevin's amhole.

OK, I might be drunk beyond belief.

Check in tomorrow after you sober up from the online equivalent of getting shitfaced and boning a tranny to let us know how much regret you're feeling.

 

[Summer of George]

@Stupid Sexy Flanders keep going, babe, I'm almost there

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

@Stupid Sexy Flanders keep going, babe, I'm almost there

lesbians can't get enough

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin gets philosophical. QUEERNESS IS TRANSCENDENT

This is literally Scott Adams (Dilbert lolcow) own theory of his perception of reality. He thinks there's people who are 2D (most everyone else) and then people in 3D (himself and select others) and similar to Kevin he ascribes his access to this knowledge as part of some stupid bullshit. (Hypnotism in Scott's case, and don't worry if it's not sexy enough for you in Kevin's thread, Scott claims hypnotism has taught him how to give women constant orgasms just from talking. I am not making any of this up, these claims are in Scott's published mass market books.)

I don't know if Scott has ever addressed the fact that humans live in 4D already (Scott's not one for correcting or even adjusting his theories as people point out basic flaws), but maybe we can get Kevin's take on how he defined himself operating in one less dimension than everyone else.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Lesbians love to eat out the amhole.

There's a hole we all know about... the amhole. A place to rest your penis and a place for lesbian tongues. It's just so sexy. So hot. I wish @Null would do an entire MATI episode about Kevin's amhole.

OK, I might be drunk beyond belief.

I am sobering up and I renounce this message.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I'm first in line to recognise Kevin as a degenerate, grooming waste of air but I'm still impressed he makes these trips on his own.
On the Tranch he would barely leave the house, and when he did pop into town there was usually some sperg out over somebody acting entirely normal.

I'm starting to think everything about Kevin is a larp. He has access to money no one understands and can function perfectly normally when he needs to.
Unlike his Amhole, he has hidden depths.

 

[FinnSven]

lesbians can't get enough

Lesbians with beards and penises? And a dozen children by several different wome…..sea horse dads?

I'm first in line to recognise Kevin as a degenerate, grooming waste of air but I'm still impressed he makes these trips on his own.
On the Tranch he would barely leave the house, and when he did pop into town there was usually some sperg out over somebody acting entirely normal.

I'm starting to think everything about Kevin is a larp. He has access to money no one understands and can function perfectly normally when he needs to.
Unlike his Amhole, he has hidden depths.

Either he can have his sperg outs when Penny is with him or in the vicinity, so he feels safe, so he is just a basic run of the mill coward hiding behind his bigger friend.

Or he is some kind of weird project or LARP like you describe.

I think there is a suspicion that every cow is a troll at some point.

However, it is nearly always the case that the cow has gone beyond the point of restoring their life to order.

Maybe Kevin is independently wealthy and keeps quiet about it, with his mother and family in on the con, for some reason.

But! Even if this is the case and he is up to some seriously elaborate prank, he has mutilated his own penis into a lovecraftian horror.

It would be hard to say “Lolz! I pwned you all!” with all of us knowing what a mess he made of his cock.

 

[stupid frog]

Maybe his mom gives him money.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Kevin's been spending the weekend at a Transformers convention in Birmingham. I doubt he'll be sending the farms a postcard, so we'll have to make up our own from his Twitter feed. Warning: Robots Ahead.

In the infinite wisdom and knowledge that come with the fact that I'm a kiwileak specifically for gibes/tranch, I've got some funny addendums to add to this that I probably should've posted when it was relevant instead of forgetting about the site for several months in a row.

Is this him photobombing? Maybe even Kevin finds this group of Troons creepy

Time to beat a retreat. Safety awaits. Does anyone think he really pulled? No other mentions in his timeline.

Both of these imply the existence of a 2nd troon, one being the one sitting across from kev across the table, and the other being the one they'd share a room with. Well, it's Steb! Wow! Who could've thought! Why kev refuses to disclose the name is probably because we (the boogeyman) exist and steb's actually afraid of this site (what a surprise).

Either way, a story I've caught wind of, is that at one point, Steb was tired, and was gonna go for a lil nap while Kev's gone to a panel or some shit. Steb thought it'd be like a 45 min thing, the usual. Took Gibes over 2.5 hours to return however. The panel in question only was 1.5 hours long. Too dysfunctional to even return to his partner to wake them up from a nap they'd take to pass the time during a panel??? Who's really surprised at this rate.