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Before my transition, I was a WWE star, weighed 280 pounds, and had 6% body fat. It took a lot of trial and error to get the feminine body I always wanted.​

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Really neither here nor there, all things considered, but is this actually what 6% body fat looks like? Sure, he's jacked, but I guess I'd expect more visible sinew at a body fat percentage that low.

If so, I suppose we can just add it to the growing heap of evidence that troons are utterly incapable of honesty or forthrightness. Quelle surprise.

This one's confusing me a bit. Did she get blood all over the bathroom or something? Or leave a bloody pad on the counter? I'm a woman and I don't think anytime I've gone to a public bathroom anyone would know I've got my period. It doesn't really influence anything unless you're a gross slob.

I bet she disposed of her bloody pad/tampon in an open trashcan and it freaked the men out.

EDIT: Ninja'd. lmao
I bet she uses a menstrual cup and rinsed it out in the communal handwashing sink. It's a thing.
 
That's weird, guess my boomer dad and all his mates were lying about Vietnam.
I have to assume that she is being intentionally obtuse in asserting that the war started for the US in 1955. As I stated in an earlier comment, the hot war didn't start for the US until 1965. "We Were Soldiers" with Mel Gibson was set in 1965 against the background of one of the US's first big campaigns. Remember, the average age of a US serviceman in the Vietnam War was nineteen.

 
That's weird, guess my boomer dad and all his mates were lying about Vietnam.
I'm not saying boomers didn't participate in the war; just that it began with the Silent generation. Boomers likely had their father and uncles participating if they were still alive.
the hot war didn't start for the US until 1965.
Meaning the age of Silents at that time was 20 years old to 37 years old. They sound pretty involved to me.
 
OK back on topic please. :P

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No comment. :christine::medallion::pickle:
 
They are just always on the lookout to find some way to blame anyone else for the end result of decisions they make if they aren’t to expectation. The perfect cult for people with a martyr complex.
Plus, I never trust anyone, especially a woman, who says they are/were nothing but polite, kind, pleasant etc. it’s almost a calling card for bpd combined with a post that is anything but
 
Crying collapsed on the floor of a public bus is totally not demanding special treatment. Yeah, go ahead and call the police and bus service.

I need one of these dumbfucks to learn the difference between standing up for yourself and throwing a narc tantrum.
There's a lot of missing information here. What was he doing on the bus that prompted the women to say he wanted to be treated specially?
I hate how these lunatics weaponize mental health talk, as if it makes medical sense that he was stricken with paralysis until his boyfriend talked him out of it????????
 
There's a lot of missing information here. What was he doing on the bus that prompted the women to say he wanted to be treated specially?
I hate how these lunatics weaponize mental health talk, as if it makes medical sense that he was stricken with paralysis until his boyfriend talked him out of it????????

Maybe he asked for a seat.


I was working at a bank and was in this training program for some new shit we were doing, anyway I was waiting for the bus to take me to the train when I saw it. There was a gaggle of office chicks waiting there in office garb and towering above them was this six foot three troon with the most tragic blonde curly wig Ive ever seen. It looked like something you would buy on wish. Anyway, we get on the bus and it's pretty packed and the troon was forced to stand. Well this dainty troon wear what I would describe as an 80's "power suit" only he didnt need shoulder pads. High heels that made his size 13's look like size 20. And the worst makeup think Dee Synder at the office.
In the worst falsetto voice asks this big honking burly man to "give up his seat for a lady" to which the burly man responds "if you see one let me know"
The troon then made disgusted ugh's the whole way to the train while most people snickered at how ridiculous it looked.:story::story:
 
Really neither here nor there, all things considered, but is this actually what 6% body fat looks like? Sure, he's jacked, but I guess I'd expect more visible sinew at a body fat percentage that low.
Lol no. That's not 6% at all. As big as he was before trooning out, if he was 6% he'd be fucking shredded. The thing about being big is you don't need to be that lean to really show it off like you do if you're a "smaller" dude like a Zyzz, for example, who wasn't big by any means but ridiculously lean. At 6% you'd be vascular as fucking shit at his former size.

6% is like what Hugh Jackman got to for his shirtless Wolverine scenes, and he definitely wasn't a particularly large guy muscularly speaking. 6% is around the ra ge you'd expect to see someone on a pro body building stage to be at, and we've all seen how those freaks are veins open veins, with feathering/striations out the ass.

He's, at most, somewhere between like MAYBE 10-12%. Maybe even a little higher. Being that lean for any significant period of time is such a goddamn chore that you could not possibly hope to keep it up with the schedules pro rasslers have. Even with all the steroids and dialed in nutrition in the world. Because at that point you're having to heavily restrict your fluid intake.

It's just a mix of troon bullshit ontop of retarded rasslers not actually knowing what they're talking about. Could he have been 6% at some point? Sure. But he definitely didnt choose the right pick to showcase that.
 
I once wrote about a Pooner who wrote a rage chapter for someone misgendering a Troon in her COD fic, and who was begging people to send her money to buy clothes. She's in college, trying to keep good grades...and casually talking about a woman being murdered.
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"I'm going to talk about the murder of a woman on my trans SoapGhost fic, in the most autistic and careless fashion possible."
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She initially stated she was non binary. Now wants to become a full pooner. Does not have a stable job but will get hormones. Obviously her shitty art isn't paying the bills, see below.
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Original mention here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/post-13678533
 
Kid im sorry your pooner mom I guess doesn't or won't work and your tranny dad is clearly a screeching its ma'am narcissist. Nobody deserves your lot in life.

Late, but I read the posts as

wife = lesbian who married a man in drag transbian
teenage daughter = pooner
kid in car = 13 year old boy
 
I will always point out the Eleanor Roosevelt and Sigourney Weaver are considered handsome. These men can't even scratch the surface of what that means.
They are also undeniably real women. Sigourney Weaver may look relatively mannish for a woman but you can never deny that she is, in fact, a woman despite her cheekbones, strong jawline or shoulders. Eleanor Roosevelt's ugliest feature by far are her teeth, and while her facial features didn't age very well she is still a woman. I wouldn't call her handsome, but she's also not my type.
Even ugly women will always be real women over the tranny who passes relatively well. Blaire White will never fully pass as a woman, despite being one of the prettier trannies I can think of. I haven't seen Blaire unedited and in real life, so I cannot say how doctored every appearance of his is but I'm fully expecting the same uncanny feeling from looking at him.

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looks like a little boy at most. Also dat pube beard, totally manly dood.

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Someone please come get grandma.

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I love that they have to *dream* about standing up for themselves and "educating the world" to their plight. If it had been a real thing, she would never have had the guts to speak up or the men wouldn't have cared at all. "Horrible things she's said and done" like what, loony troon?

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daaaahxing.

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The surgery she's talking about is to make her sterile, however I'm not familiar with it at all so I don't know if that'd change her hormonal cycle at all aside from the sterilization itself. Just get a hysto like a normal pooner.
 
The surgery she's talking about is to make her sterile, however I'm not familiar with it at all so I don't know if that'd change her hormonal cycle at all aside from the sterilization itself. Just get a hysto like a normal pooner.
I have to imagine any alternative to hysterectomy has to be interesting though? Hysterectomy has a very high rate of adverse effects like prolapse and incontinence, which is part of why it’s so hard to get approved for it. The only ablation I’m familiar with is the skin rejuvenation one, but this seems to work similarly (except the desired effect is scarification). It doesn’t sound like it would actually fix her hormonal issues though. If she wants to actually get rid of the estrogen she’ll need to do more than just destroy her uterine lining.

I do find it very strange to dream about taking testosterone in one paragraph, and then whining about losing her k-beauty skin in the next. She’s in for a nasty surprise when she starts HRT and the acne+balding combo hits her.
 
Was this pooner really talking about her sterilization in one sentence and Shark Week in the next?'

Jocular term for menstruation because… well, I think you can work out why. Our little chap is having a period every two weeks, and frankly you don’t have to be a pooner to want rid of that. Just hoping her ob gyn is competent and cancer has been eliminated as a cause.
 
Lol no. That's not 6% at all. As big as he was before trooning out, if he was 6% he'd be fucking shredded. The thing about being big is you don't need to be that lean to really show it off like you do if you're a "smaller" dude like a Zyzz, for example, who wasn't big by any means but ridiculously lean. At 6% you'd be vascular as fucking shit at his former size.

6% is like what Hugh Jackman got to for his shirtless Wolverine scenes, and he definitely wasn't a particularly large guy muscularly speaking. 6% is around the ra ge you'd expect to see someone on a pro body building stage to be at, and we've all seen how those freaks are veins open veins, with feathering/striations out the ass.

He's, at most, somewhere between like MAYBE 10-12%. Maybe even a little higher. Being that lean for any significant period of time is such a goddamn chore that you could not possibly hope to keep it up with the schedules pro rasslers have. Even with all the steroids and dialed in nutrition in the world. Because at that point you're having to heavily restrict your fluid intake.

It's just a mix of troon bullshit ontop of retarded rasslers not actually knowing what they're talking about. Could he have been 6% at some point? Sure. But he definitely didnt choose the right pick to showcase that.
Gabriel Alan "Gabbi Alon" Tuft is a weird one. More than most, he almost seems to want to talk more about himself pre-transition, like that's who he wishes he could still be. I feel like he's a genuine case of body dysmorphia more than AGP despite being an AGP poster child.

Also, is he Jewish? I think he's 100% goy, but I remember him pretending to be Israeli or something (which would explain the name). Another example of him trying to escape himself, I guess.
 
I have to imagine any alternative to hysterectomy has to be interesting though? Hysterectomy has a very high rate of adverse effects like prolapse and incontinence, which is part of why it’s so hard to get approved for it. The only ablation I’m familiar with is the skin rejuvenation one, but this seems to work similarly (except the desired effect is scarification). It doesn’t sound like it would actually fix her hormonal issues though. If she wants to actually get rid of the estrogen she’ll need to do more than just destroy her uterine lining.

I do find it very strange to dream about taking testosterone in one paragraph, and then whining about losing her k-beauty skin in the next. She’s in for a nasty surprise when she starts HRT and the acne+balding combo hits her.
She could easily just have gotten any other contraceptive, like an implant or the IUD she says doesn't work if all she wanted was to get rid of her period. Hell, she could be eating birth control pills with no break between if she doesn't want to deal with her cycle at all.

If she wants to become a trans man with testosterone injections and entirely removing her feminine birthright, the hysterectomy is probably her best option. Again, if her periods bother her that much, there are tried and proven methods.
I agree that the side effects of getting a hysterectomy aren't particularly attractive to me. The whole menopause-like experience alone would bother me.

She clearly doesn't know what side effects being on T would give her. I can't wait for her to screech about going through second puberty and suddenly wanting to detrans.

Jocular term for menstruation because… well, I think you can work out why. Our little chap is having a period every two weeks, and frankly you don’t have to be a pooner to want rid of that. Just hoping her ob gyn is competent and cancer has been eliminated as a cause.
Betting the pooner herself hasn't actually been to her doctor or seen an obgyn. That amount of bleeding is not normal, regardless of whether one is trooning out or not. I'd be legitimately worried finding just trace amounts of blood, so I cannot imagine why the pooner would think it's an acceptable condition to suffer with alone.
The bleeding could be perfectly harmless, a small bit of uterine lining that hasn't shed properly, but she could very well have something awful happening inside of her. I'm thinking ALR cancer levels of awful.
 
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