🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Look--an Alien!]

Apparently Stripe (payment processor) offers "loans" sort of like Paypal and others. They see you make X regular income via their processors every month so they are happy to give you a loan and then deduct a percentage of every payment you get coming through their processing service and it's put towards the loan amount, plus a few nice interest points. Usually the loans have a year payoff date. It would seem Ralph got a loan somewhere between $15k and 25K. What's even more interesting is usually Stripe offers repayment by taking a 6% to 10% of one's payments but they have Gunt jacked up all the way to 20%. He must be the most high risk type of account they will okay or his income has fallen so low they had to rejigger the rate to get the needed repayment schedule. (TBF you can also up the repayment percentage on your own to get the loan paid off faster but no way in hell I believe Ralph would choose that option.)

From the screenshots and some info it would appear Ralph can keep 52% of every donation he gets, powerchat's cut plus the processor loan payment eat 48% of every dono.

I'd also bet Ralph already blew the loan amount and now is struggling to keep up his donos to make the needed payments. Maybe it paid for his trip to Rome or maybe his latest travel to Vega. I wouldn't be surprised if he blew it all gambling.

This must have been the last American place on earth that would loan to no-credit Ethan Ralph, and that's only because he had regular income coming through their service the past years. (Stripe just looks at your account, not your credit score.)

Stripe loan deets from July, thanks to Mirna

 

[Bland Crumbs]

4 hours, $88. Hes so friggin boring I can't even hate watch.

I am seriously giving Metokur better odds on reaching 2025 at this point.

Ralph is going to end up dead in a Mexican gutter.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Couldn't it also be an early sign of heart failure? Nigger drinks all his calories and doesn't move how is he shedding pounds suddenly.

Cancer is usually a sign of unexpected weight loss. Not to mention weight loss from liver cirrhosis can occur. The most likely thing is he’s cutting back on food and booze because he’s a broke wigger.

 

[Telemeter]

Couldn't it also be an early sign of heart failure? Nigger drinks all his calories and doesn't move how is he shedding pounds suddenly.

It's not had to know why.

Ralph is exactly the type of junkie that would starve himself for one more hit of whatever his current poison of choice is.

If he's not a fentanyl zombie its just because he can still afford slightly more expensive stuff, but no doubt he's already gone a few weeks where he had to choose booze and drugs or more than 1 torta a day.

He's also probably taking some type of amphetamine which suppress appetite, which are less expensive than actual food down there, so out of all of his vices, eating is actually the easiest to give up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If I were Ralph, I’d move to Thailand or the Philippines. Dirt cheap, lots of sex-workers and lots of ex-pats, too.

I need Ralph to buddy up with fellow lolcow Richard Nikoley in Thailand. If he sets foot on those shores, we are closer than ever to getting Ralph on a moped.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

There were talks about gunt cycle, but it's not a cycle, but a spiral. And each spin is shorter than previous one. We are now at the tail end, unless there will be something happening in a near future. That's it, he toasted his brain with drugs, has one bastard son and one daughter, who, while born in marriage, still as legitimate as vegas wedding, he blew money on trips, where he got brain damage, humilited himself and got almost nothing in return. I wonder, what will happen to the subforum, though? Will Ralph's threads be merged and moved to inactive or will it live as monument to his life and all a-hogs he made along the way?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

How does he look now compared to February? Mantsu was sucking the life out of him.

 

[Telemeter]

There were talks about gunt cycle, but it's not a cycle, but a spiral. And each spin is shorter than previous one. We are now at the tail end, unless there will be something happening in a near future. That's it, he toasted his brain with drugs, has one bastard son and one daughter, who, while born in marriage, still as legitimate as vegas wedding, he blew money on trips, where he got brain damage, humilited himself and got almost nothing in return. I wonder, what will happen to the subforum, though? Will Ralph's threads be merged and moved to inactive or will it live as monument to his life and all a-hogs he made along the way?

Correction, Rozy was born a bastard, Ralph and May only got married about half a year later after Null made fun of him and his forever fiancee with their 2 cancelled weddings, and predicted that May would being and end 2023 unmarried.

 

[Um...]

His "weight loss" isn't through him trying to get his life sorted out, it's because he's a broke bitch nigger and can't afford food.

He said on his stream yesterday that smoking has helped him lose weight. Nicotine ‘kills the appetite,’ according to him. I can see that, plus he’s stopped vaping weed (on camera anyway) so no more munchies, plus he’s saving a lot of calories by cutting down his daily beer intake. I still question his claims that he’s dropped 70 pounds though, mainly because the mf rarely moves, let alone exercises or works out. He’s plopped in that squeaky chair all day and the rest of the time he’s asleep.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He never traveled before in his entire life either until May got pregnant, he then made sure he spent as much time away from her as possible.

Remember all those trips to Washington DC he used to IRL stream, sucking on BBC and going on "bar crawls" where he ordered a full meal on each one? The weekly trips to Las Vegas? Portugal I and II? All of those were during May's pregnancy, that's how much he cares about his wife and Rozy.

Ralph literally spent more money running away from Rozy's pregnant mother than he ever did on the poor girl.

Up to that point Ralph basically was a shut in, living off mom's social security, and had a grand total of one trip to England for Nora, and had only recently even been to Texas and California for the first time ever like a year before.

He hadn't even been to New York either until he got together with May, that's how much of a shut in he truly is.

Where had the Gunt travelled to that he refused to come home when Sandra fell?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I still question his claims that he’s dropped 70 pounds though, mainly because the mf rarely moves, let alone exercises or works out.

I question those claims too (I’ll take your word for it that he’s making them) — not because it’s impossible but because I have eyes. I’d believe you if you told me he’s lost up to 25 pounds. But 70 pounds shed from that frame would look way different. Post body pics, Ralph.

It really is true that bodies are made in the kitchen, not the gym. Working out would just make Ralph hungrier. He’s better off smoking, not just because it’s helping him lose weight but because it’s helping him fucking die. To paraphrase John Bender: Smoke up, Ralphy!!!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Where had the Gunt travelled to that he refused to come home when Sandra fell?

Vegas, if memory serves.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It appears "someone" purchased a cameo birthday video from Mick Foley for Ralph.

Lol 289 viewers

 

[Scout Trooper]

It appears "someone" purchased a cameo birthday video from Mick Foley for Ralph.
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Lol 289 viewers

"ANONYMOUS SENT 10 DOLLARS. BLAH BLAH SOMETHING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY RALPH'S OWN OPINION THAT SOMEONE ELSE MAGICALLY SENT AS A SUPERCHAT THAT IS COMPLETELY ON TOPIC."
Ralph: hahahah yeah!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

right?! If I were Ralph, I’d move to Thailand or the Philippines. Dirt cheap, lots of sex-workers and lots of ex-pats, too.

If he moves fast, he & Chantal & Salah could form a polycule! They could rebrand as the Unholy Trinity.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Vegas, if memory serves.

I thought it was Florida and he was there with Warski.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I thought it was Florida and he was there with Warski.

It was when he was gallivanting around with "zoomer girl" in 2020. The day before he took her from the psych ward.

17th of August: Sandra fell on her way to the hospital, bled like a pig. This was during Ralph's vacation which he refused to put an end to.
18th of August: this hostage photo was taken.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It appears "someone" purchased a cameo birthday video from Mick Foley for Ralph.
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Lol 289 viewers

Just wanted to point out the lolcow KingcobraJFS who has a small but dedicated fanbase broke 1.3k viewers a day ago on stream where he was sipping on homemade mead and rambling while Ralph on his birthday is struggling to break 400 viewers.

 

[Rage Pig]

Yesterday he announced:

The great interview:

Who is Polish Connection? 403 watching...great birthday stream.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Just wanted to point out the lolcow KingcobraJFS who has a small but dedicated fanbase broke 1.3k viewers a day ago on stream where he was sipping on homemade mead and rambling while Ralph on his birthday is struggling to break 400 viewers.

Coincidentally Jorph is less retarded and less insecure than Ralph.