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I dated a girl that tard wrangled for a living. Terrible job. It sucks the life out of a person
I don't know quite how to describe it, but in my experience there's an air of bureaucracy that lends to many of them not getting the care that would really help them (Chris Chan and several other lolcows come to mind) bc they're tough to handle and at the end of the day the biggest concern is not getting sued, as opposed to the actual best interest of the person you're trying to care for.

Combine that environment with having to work with people like CWC who will literally fuck their mother if you don't intervene, and you're not allowed to, and yeah it sucks your soul right out of you if you're normal and decent.

I made it about a year(?) Mad respect to anyone who makes a career from it, it's horrible.
 
See that just makes this whole mess funnier to me. I think a lot of people on this particular sub-forum approach Chris in the wrong way, especially after this revelation. You should laugh your ass off at the absurdity of what's going on, not recoil in horror.

Laughter is the best medicine for situations like this, when the alternative is endlessly mulling over how terrible Charb's situation has become.
There's just something about imagining Chris' fat, most definitely unwashed fingers reaching down into an almost comatose Barb's pants as she weakly whispers protests while Chris insists it's OK that grosses me out to the point of not being able to laugh about it.
 
There's just something about imagining Chris' fat, most definitely unwashed fingers reaching down into an almost comatose Barb's pants as she weakly whispers protests while Chris insists it's OK that grosses me out to the point of not being able to laugh about it.
Add in that the hand has crudely painted nails and she's looking up at a face with makeup that looks like it was applied with a trowel.
 
Men who sit on their ass in an office job their entire life are stronger than 90% of women their own size
yes, thats because most women in todays world also sit on their ass in an office job

men are stronger than women on average on the same playing field, but the point being made itt is that Chris is PATHETIC
weve seen him struggle to lift things an armless granny could
 
It's up there with "soda water is the flavor of radio static".
Tofu has its uses. Generally it's just a way to add protein to a dish, since it essentially just tastes like whatever is already in the dish. Similarly, Thai flash-fried crispy tofu is good, even if it's really just a vehicle for the spicy peanut sauce you dip it in. I usually also always throw it in miso soup after frying it with a bit of sesame oil.
 
Tofu has its uses. Generally it's just a way to add protein to a dish, since it essentially just tastes like whatever is already in the dish. Similarly, Thai flash-fried crispy tofu is good, even if it's really just a vehicle for the spicy peanut sauce you dip it in. I usually also always throw it in miso soup after frying it with a bit of sesame oil.
yeah have you ever tasted tofu? it tasted like... barely anything
when i bite into something with that texture i expect to taste something, people always call lettuce 'crunchy water' but lettuce has a TASTE
when i first tried tofu i did it years ago because the texture reminded me of some pleasant cheeses i liked, but to taste something with that expectation and receive a mouthful of nothingness kinda throws you off

it really does taste like wahtever you season it with or whatever else youre eating with it, just more... presence... to the food
 
yes, thats because most women in todays world also sit on their ass in an office job

men are stronger than women on average on the same playing field, but the point being made itt is that Chris is PATHETIC
weve seen him struggle to lift things an armless granny could
idk by now I'm just amused by this notion that people earnestly believe chris to be a tard raging hulk with autismal physical power.
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idk by now I'm just amused by this notion that people earnestly believe chris to be a tard raging hulk with autismal physical power.
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Well, I can see how people would worry - he does look like an orangutan in this picture. Those things are surprisingly powerful:


Edit: Heh, I forgot to mention the 'tan also has DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
 
idk by now I'm just amused by this notion that people earnestly believe chris to be a tard raging hulk with autismal physical power.
I’m more amused by the dipshits who honestly believe and aren’t just shitposting that think Chris is some sort of autistic Adonis able to attract petite little gal pals for his haram. Her just being a clearly exasperated but tolerant tard wrangler? Hell no! Clearly she’s the Harley Quinn to his Joker and is desperately thirsting for that bent duck!

Retards…
 
idk by now I'm just amused by this notion that people earnestly believe chris to be a tard raging hulk with autismal physical power.
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This. That pull up was probably the most physically demanding thing Chris did in weeks for that video, and that was when he was much younger. Plus there's that weird body he has with the twig arms and legs, with a sack of lard and big fat head on top.

I think too since Chris has never felt real pain before, like getting his ass kicked, that even a weak woman could cause enough for him to get off of her. Spritzing a little bit of mace in the shower sure hurt, but getting a face full isn't something he's prepared to deal with in any way. Even just punching or kneeing him in the groin or gut would probably be enough.

This is always a great picture of a comparison between him and normal people (normal in general terms, because it's at BronyCon)

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That girl's legs show more muscle profile than his. I just noticed how his lower legs/ankles have zero, absolutely zero calf muscle, it's just a tube.
 
I just noticed how his lower legs/ankles have zero, absolutely zero calf muscle, it's just a tube.
It's a unique and "perfect storm" of circumstances that made the freak that is "Chris Chan" there.

  • elderly parents
  • coddling parents
  • severe autism
  • possible probable Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
  • "going tomgirl" later on
 
From Reddit via the Cwcki:

A couple saw Chris at store near Bedford. The pair won an Eric Cartman plushie from a novelty game and Chris made some comment to them.
"Dude it was so weird, like he kept very distant but was speaking to us as we were the only ones A) with a Cartman plush and B) the only ones in that little area. He was really skiddish [sic] and gave us like 0 time to really reacf [sic]"
They posted a pic of the car as proof and claim that the short woman was not with Chris at the time but say that they were seen together later that day at a video game store by an acquaintance of theirs.

ETA: not that interesting, but I went ahead and archived it. Live.

I wonder how long it will be till someone asks him an interesting question and gets an answer.
 

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I think too since Chris has never felt real pain before, like getting his ass kicked, that even a weak woman could cause enough for him to get off of her.
He's a rape menace to someone who would be terrified by his corpulence, but anyone who could cause him any pain would get him to back off, because he is also an enormous pussy.
 
Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.
 
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