Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Devious Dave]

At the point your a life long alcoholic that has had his account in the negative for a month, you're probably looking for anything to make your mind leave your body. At this point I don't know if it's sadder for him to drink hand sanitizer or huff cologne again for a fix.

I'm always hopeful but watching him stream really is like taking a glimpse into something grim

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

The saying comes from Terrence Popp, some gendur realtashuns podcaster that Cobes used to watch. I think he said retard or something that Cobra didn't jive with so now he doesn't watch him anymore.

I believe he said lisping is gay. Poor bog boy almost broke down in tears on that particular video responce.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I hope one of the discord gayop servers he's in tells Cobes about Chris Chan getting a gf. The cope will be enormous.

 

[Negev]

At the point your a life long alcoholic that has had his account in the negative for a month, you're probably looking for anything to make your mind leave your body. At this point I don't know if it's sadder for him to drink hand sanitizer or huff cologne again for a fix.

But really, fuck whoever for the wellness check; it's not like they're going to do anything to the wasteland, alcoholic duster to fix his pathetic life (unless he put that shotgun in his mouth infront of them and then he's gone for a couple days before he can binge again). And then, on the other hand, if his trolls stopped screwing him he'd only have his tugboat with a couple 20 cent donations to live off of, so maybe it's just a part of his regarded existence. Really makes you think

Honestly I have no idea what hes going to do if the tik tok kids get bored and stop giving him money, he refuses to make wands and basically lives off doordash, I can only assume Clint will have to stop making horrible pictures and step in.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Do the Casper police wear bodycams?

 

[HiveDull]

I wish Cobes would go back to doing gendur relatshuns rants.
I tune in to him so he can fill in the dead air during wagie hours.

Now it's all:
"Hey, thanks homeslim jim for the penny donation."

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Honestly I have no idea what hes going to do if the tik tok kids get bored and stop giving him money, he refuses to make wands and basically lives off doordash, I can only assume Clint will have to stop making horrible pictures and step in.

He views YouTube as his job though. Go live until you get money for what you want and then turn off the stream and get fucked up. He is like a high tech gypsy.

Do the Casper police wear bodycams?

Yes, but they only release the footage if the police are accused of a crime. People tried during the gas station meltdown that landed him in the drunk tank. This isn't Akron.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

He's already making a new batch. Hawaiian Punch this time, really showing that viking ancestry toobs.

EC-1118 brewing yeast
Dilute preservative with other juice
Use balloon airlock

Adding in fruit without pectic enzyme
Not dissolving all the added sugar
Didn't make a starter with the nectar and yeast

He's getting better, but it still isn't great. He's thinking outside the box with strawberry banana, so at least he's got that going for him.

That fruit isn't going to do anything but rot as the yeast wont be able to penetrate the cell wall. Brewers usually add pectic enzyme to break down the structure of the fruit so it releases the fruit goo in to the liquid. Also, if he gets a good ferment going all that banana is probably going to foam and froth up, overflowing out of the balloon.

I don't know why he'd spend all that money on Jumex nectar when he could just buy a frozen can of Welch's juice or a gallon of Great Value apple juice, both of which would not have sorbate in them.

At any rate, it will be fun watching him chug the actively fermenting yeast slurry and pass out.

 

[Bogliacci]

Jet Neptune coping and sneeding that he isn't able to get the baddest goth Rockstar west of the Mississippi on fishtank so he's gotta spin a narrative

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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Where did Airsoft Fatty fit into this idea of bringing new people up? They basically relied on him to make the show interesting, since other than Letty, the rest of the contestants just sat around doing nothing.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

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Jet Neptune coping and sneeding that he isn't able to get the baddest goth Rockstar west of the Mississippi on fishtank so he's gotta spin a narrative

I think Jet's secret talent was actually just posting retarded shit on twitter X all along

 

[Negev]

He views YouTube as his job though. Go live until you get money for what you want and then turn off the stream and get fucked up. He is like a high tech gypsy.

I agree but most of the older viewers didn't really give him much money or just charged it all back, so he never had much money and actually had to make wands. I think once he started getting posted on tik tok he got tons of money for once and that's why he started going into the red so much, if they get bored he's going to go into the red and expect them to bail him out and he's going to be fucked.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

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Jet Neptune coping and sneeding that he isn't able to get the baddest goth Rockstar west of the Mississippi on fishtank so he's gotta spin a narrative

hes going to advance his view count in the wrong direction without entertaining clowns like cobes or fatty to shit talk or rile up on TTS

 

[Bogliacci]

YOOOOOOO NEW EDITION OF PIPE THOUGHTS JUST DROPPED 2023 EXCLUSIVE!!!


Cones says no more drinking streams, or at least not a lot. The cops visiting so close together has him spooked

And wow we actually get some pipe thoughts at the very end as well!

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

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Jet is avting rather Semitic

 

[D_Tractor]

But really, fuck whoever for the wellness check;

He looked so close to death in that stream that it's likely someone was honestly concerned and not trolling.

 

[Devious Dave]

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Having airsoft fatty on is the only thing that made fishtank interesting he's coping so hard

 

[berry bruiser]

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Jet neptune is such a pathetic midwit faggot who is literally incapable of thinking for himself. He just regurgitates the shit that daddy Sam feeds him. Jet was practically begging cobes to come on fishtank several months ago and now that Sam deemed KF to be tahxic, he's scared to have any kind of second-hand association with the farms.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Jet Neptune coping and sneeding that he isn't able to get the baddest goth Rockstar west of the Mississippi on fishtank so he's gotta spin a narrative

I'm glad that people in the replies are pointing out that "advancing culture" means trying to recapture the magic of making weird incels and autistic women Internet famous for a few months.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Do you guys think Cobes is at the point where he needs to drink daily or he gets sick? Like is he physically addicted?