More post-jail sightings megathread

[Kosher Dill]

"So it took me years to finally find a boyfriend-free girl to make a sweetheart from the ground up. Here's what I had to do to do it..."

That's quite an act. What do you call yourselves?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

That's quite an act. What do you call yourselves?

"The Autisticrats!"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

There's nothing quite like getting your dick dusty to amplify your confidence level to the point where women will start to notice you. Especially retarded women.

 

[Shagedan]

Lethal levels of cope all over this thread. Chris CHAD will be hollowing out retard pussy for the rest of his life, and all the Niggos of this earth can do is gnash their teeth and seethe. The Sonichu demon will possess their dysgenic child and cast God off his throne. None of you will survive The Merge. Ericius Regnat.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’ve seen the joke of Chris getting a mandated “girlfriend” because of this, though I must say that his definition of being “affectionate” is about as up there as him being “romantic” towards his other female family members. It makes me wonder if the caretaker will have a personal shield after this.

 

[WonderWino]

I've been racking my brain trying to figure out how he not only got off for fucking his mother and almost immediately got involved with a woman. Upon a deep dive, to my horror I discovered what must be the source of the level of autism required to allow for such a turn of events. Behold lego sonic the hedgehog

The timing of its release, august 1, cannot be a coincidence. The autism of lego combined with the autism of sonic the hedgehog are no doubt twisting reality and influencing those around chris in some horrifying manner

 

[kadoink]

I was gonna make a mothers day joke, but am still coming to terms its not his mother much less its ok for her to be with him.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Chris has been active on Twitter/X again for the first time in like 2 weeks. He liked another MLP drawing.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I've been racking my brain trying to figure out how he not only got off for fucking his mother and almost immediately got involved with a woman. Upon a deep dive, to my horror I discovered what must be the source of the level of autism required to allow for such a turn of events. Behold lego sonic the hedgehog

The timing of its release, august 1, cannot be a coincidence. The autism of lego combined with the autism of sonic the hedgehog are no doubt twisting reality and influencing those around chris in some horrifying manner

I don't think we have evidence that Chris has bought Lego since his release from jail, even though he's been shopping at Wal-mart where the Lego selection is good. I would expect him to obtain multiple Sonic minifigs and customize them. There's an Optimus Prime set that looks amazing too. Maybe Chris is not currently interested in Lego, or he is being wrangled well enough that he is prevented from spending hundreds of dollars on such purchases.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

 

[Some dude]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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Holy shit. That's even deeper fuckery than I can comprehend. Does he have his first cult member?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

We've already gotten Chris Goes to Jail, so logically it's next in line. Then we'll get Chris Saves Christmas, Chris Goes to Camp, Chris Scared Stupid, Chris Goes to School, Slam Dunk Chris, Chris Goes to Africa, and finally, Chris in the Army.

I mean there was already an incest arc.. so at this point everything's on the table!

Also.. Ernest wasn't THAT retarded! lol

I'd be surprised if he ever had any swimmers to begin with, with his dogshit health and genetics

If two literal (as in actual medical) retards can do it together... he can unfortunately.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

Oh my god

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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[Fools Idol]

Late?

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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Jesus Christ he's racking up so many Ws

 

[Bearmumrik]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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Wait a fucking minute, is that why Chris had a shiny new medallion in the sightings the first few months post-jail, but suddenly went back to wearing the previous horrific melted medallion in the new pic he sent to Helena a few weeks back where he announced his coming return to the internet?

Did he fucking give away his new medallion to his new sweetheart? Holy shit.

 

[NoosJunki]

Wait a fucking minute, is that why Chris had a shiny new medallion in the sightings the first few months post-jail, but suddenly went back to wearing the previous horrific melted medallion in the new pic he sent to Helena a few weeks back where he announced his coming return to the internet?

Did he fucking give away his new medallion to his new sweetheart? Holy shit.

Sonichu 2: Folie à Deux

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

She may be wearing the Sonichu medallion.

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Even Barb didn't get a medallion. This might be true love!

 

[Shroom King]

Virginia gave James Alex Fields 400+ years in prison for running over communists and coal-burners in self-defense at the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally. Yet, they give a mentally ill career criminal tranny incestuous douchebag a boyfriend-free girl? I hate Virginia so fucking much.