Why don't you just bang normal women, like a normal man? It's not that hard; flash a little cash, dress well, be in the normal BMI range, and don't be fuckin' creepy. You're obviously older than 30; you should have the social skills, experience and confidence that comes naturally to men as they age, and that makes finessing the dummies in their early-mid 20s into bed as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.
What none of us understand is why your restaurant of choice seems to be the fucking dumpster out back of a KFC/Taco Bell combination restaurant. To stretch the metaphor: you either can't even afford a plain old hard taco from inside the restaurant (which, while sad, is at least understandable), or you're a deviant who gets off on eating literal garbage.
If you're a chaser, just say that, and then we'll make fun of you for that instead of this bizarre mega cope, where you insist normal men should be just as attracted to these mentally ill tryhard-twinks and beached whale Guy-Fieri-knockoffs as you are.