Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Orange Rhymer]

You shouldn't be having sex with mentally ill retards and lying to them in order to get sex is exploiting their mental illness.......

You just eliminated all of hetero reproduction.

 

[cybertoaster]

Its clear pooners are as delusional as trannies, the latter believes they can turn themselves into an anime girl and the former than they can become an anime yaoi guy.

I actually know a gay guy who told me he once got shammed/forced by a pooner into sex under the threat of being branded a transphobe, and given that gay men are now at the bottom (the irony...) of the LGTV+OLED hierarchy he folded like origami paper. To add insult to injury she forced him to do vaginal sex because she didn't like anal and was afraid of fisures or something.

Also reminds me of a story, this time from a pooner, about how she shammed a gay guy into sex and again forced him to do vaginal and without a condom because "heckin' bareback my dood!" only for the gay guy to have an episode after busting in her and start crying because that's what his dead mother used to pray for while he went out with guys. Needless to say the pooner was very angry and didn't have a shred of simpathy for this guy who was likely a real victim of homophobia for most of his life, unlike "Ayden" whose parents let her do whatever she wants, no matter how stupid/insane it is.

That's like, so heckin' manly my dood...

Downside is a disturbing number have pregnancy fetishes…

That's your brain on hentai, they probably also think cervix penetration will make them climax immediately.

In reality its extremely painful.

JFC how fucking desperate you have to be to want to bang these absolute disgusting broads?

Not sure if just a girl or a tranny pretending to be a girl pretending to be a pooner.

This timeline its very confusing.

This pooner its about to become a walking STD repository.

I'm only upset you might burn some women who detransition later and hate themselves after.

Are you whiteknighting for pooners now? seriously?

Many are already small women who look young and are tired of being condescend to or run over in conversation

The irony is that they will have even worse after transitioning because they just became balding manlets.

It's kind of funny how the mainstream would openly attack lesbians who refuse to date self-mutilating men in drag, yet gays are faced with the exact same issue.

Because media its openly misandric now, including towards gay men.

these girls who literally fetishize gay men and have spent years of their life devoted to imitating them apparently know less than I (or most people) do?

Indeed, one of the if not the biggest perk of being gay has to be the casual almost unlimited sex compared to straight men, and these pooners are somehow unaware of this and believe they will de dotted on by gay guys like straight men used to do to them.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Most pooner should be sent to a workcamp communist style.

I never saw a single pooner who had a job in the primary or secondary sector.
Pooner always work in retail jobs or work in psycho babble.

Lesbian at least sometime work in manual labor.

I thought so too.
Until....

There is a pooner in one of my manufacturing plants. She is a member of the zipper club, but no bottom surgery.
Drives forklift - all day. We call them 'Material Handlers'. Loads and unloads trucks by fork.
Married to a less male presenting woman.
Shaved head, covered in gay-pride/trans-pride tattoos. Makes her more hideous.
NEVER does the pronoun thing. Tries to fit in with manufacturing culture, doesn't mention that she is gay (but does mention her wife).
Adopted a black baby.

Bad person? No, not really. I enjoy speaking with her, for 10 min. She has obvious mental issues, and low intelligence.
We talk about cars. She has to be the expert on muscle cars. Complete overcompensation.

She also feels the need to use sexually-explicit language around her male co-workers. Stuff that would IMMEDIATELY result in a trip to HR and/or the unemployment office.
She frequently indicates how she would 'destroy that pussy'.

I restrain myself from asking: "With what? Your tongue?"

Would I do it? Nope.
...but I understand.

 

[Procrastinhater]

She frequently indicates how she would 'destroy that pussy'.

I restrain myself from asking: "With what? Your tongue?"

You need to do this and record the results.
You know, for science.

 

[cybertoaster]

Okay, you can’t just drop that statement like it’s no big deal. Make with the story you fuckin lunatic,

This is the story:.................................................................................................................................................he's lying.

Fellas, I’m begging you, by all means fuck the crazy pooners, but dear lord use a condom. In what hellish scenario do you want to get shackled to a baby-poonmama for the next 18 years?!

Seriously doubt they wont have a miscarriage with all the T they are taking.

It's worth remembering that fetishes only bear a coincidental resemblance to reality.

Reminds me of actual cucks who have a mental breakdown when realizing actually seeing their wife being plowed by other guys ratter than fantasizing about it its not hot but traumatizing.

Or dumb white girls hooking with the most hood black guy they can find thinking it will be hot and whatever only to get semi-raped and beaten up. They are cumbrained from watching too much porn, meanwhile any self-respecting black girl avoids those thugs like the plague because she knows how they are.

Probably but not why you think.

Thanks I'm dry heaving now...

Maybe someone should make a thread called "Having Sex with FtMs" or "Sex and the Kiwis" for people to powerlevel more in

You're falling for the lies of a coomer who fantasizes about banging confused tomboys.

Like half the posts on this thread are coomers and femcels.

 

[Lithuophile]

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Thanks, it's perfect.

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

Grindr 4d deception? What ever happened to just fucking a fat girl when you get desperate?

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Grindr 4d deception? What ever happened to just fucking a fat girl when you get desperate?

They got attitude now.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Trans friendly pickup lines for cis gay men to use on pooners!:

-Hey baby, wanna roleplay some mpreg irl?
-Can I hold your rotdog while you piss?
-(kisses your flayed arm) who did this to you?
-(traces fingers over your zippertits lovingly) do you ever get phantom tits?

I kind of want to create a grindr and try picking up pooners with KF supplied pickup lines. But I'd be worried someone I know would recognize me.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

LOL at the philosophy thread that was inspired by this one being over twice as large. Haven't read the whole thing (yet), but I heard this thing went left... and fast.

Edit: It sure did. Sorry to my guy JimiHendrix for being vulnerable enough to share, only for it to go sideways (but inspire yet another thread ). As for me, I have no dog in this fight. Been with my wife for almost 20 years, and I love (and am therefore used to) good 'ol vanilla sex. I can't even play out the thought experiment. Thanks for the laughs, though. (Not so much for the horrors.)

 

[Zeke]

They got attitude now.

That's a man.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I love u gorls but jesus fuck wasn't this for pictures? I've found like 5 pages out of 12 that had actual pics.

 

[cybertoaster]

I disagree with the goth argument, this is just the latest form of GOTIS, stop coping its the exact same kind of girl that would've gone to 4chan for validation back in the late 2000's.

Now there's social media but its full of thots and bimbos who outclass these girls, so what do for attention and validation? whatever seems to get you that now, and that just happens to be pretending to be a boy.

whereas the FtM thread degenerated into "would you have sex with that regardless" within a week.

Lots of really really desperate men out there...

dude wants to be a pederast but isn't into penis?

More like he doesn't wants to go to jail so he gets an 18yo pooner who looks like a 12yo boy.

there is no full equivalent to AGP for females,

Lies, look at the average pooner's social media full of yaoi porn and pics of packers she bought and tell me with a straight face that its not a fetish.

Yall gotta stop pretending pooners arent just as fucked up as trannies.

LOL at the philosophy thread that was inspired by this one being over twice as large. Haven't read the whole thing (yet), but I heard this thing went left... and fast.

While there are very few bonafide incels in the farms we're chock full of unironic misandric TERFs and femcels who think that because we don't like trannies we somehow agree with their schizo-tier radfem bullshit.

and that makes finessing the dummies in their early-mid 20s into bed as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

I don't know what decade you're writing this from but nowadays girls under 30 have been convinced any dude 5-6 years older than them are rapist creeps trying to groom them. Dating in your 30s as a man sucks now, all you get are the divorcees, cat moms and basket cases/femcels.

these freaks think they're doing good by spreading it.

Or maybe its "misery loves company" and since they got duped into this they decided they are gonna share the pain with new victims.

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Eh, lets be honest tho the girls who look like that don't poon out, have only seen 1 pooner who might've been a 7/10 before T and that's just because she had a nice bod.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Lies, look at the average pooner's social media full of yaoi porn and pics of packers she bought and tell me with a straight face that its not a fetish.

Well, come to think of it, the fetishization thing makes more sense when one recalls that many of them are lesbians that fell for the tranny grift.

 

[William Tyndale]

Eh, lets be honest tho the girls who look like that don't poon out, have only seen 1 pooner who might've been a 7/10 before T and that's just because she had a nice bod.

A wise man once told me:
“Stand them on their head and they all look like sisters.”

Alternatively:
“No girl is ugly with my dick in her mouth.”

 

[cybertoaster]

Well, come to think of it, the fetishization thing makes more sense when one recalls that many of them are lesbians that fell for the tranny grift.

Nah, that would be pooners who go after women, but "gaypoons" going after gay men are the same as transbians who only go for lesbian women and not straight men. I don't think most of these pooners were ever attracted to women, much like transbians they get to claim special gender status while remaining relatively straight.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Replace the dude in this cartoon with a transman (nonpassing), and the thot with a man who wears a gay pride hat and shirt.

edit: hat

 

[Lady Bizness]

I wouldn't care about men sticking their dicks in crazy if it didn't end up procreating more crazy.

Jimi please be wearing a Jimi Hat.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Absolutely beautiful.