Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
So long as faggot idiots like Cgoody keep gobbling his shlong he won't notice.

Cgoody is obviously Rekieta's Riley. Both of these half-wits carry water for their paedophile masters and they do it for NO FUCKING PAY. I can only assume they do it for the opportunity to lick out the used balldos.

How in fuck's name does Dick have a producer that he doesn't pay enough to make rent? That he pays so little he has to whore out his woman on OnlyFans? Who in God's name has so little self respect? Aside from Cgoody, of course.

These motherfuckers are ALL retarded. They're all slime. They're all a waste of fucking oxygen. What a shower of losers.
 
Cgoody is obviously Rekieta's Riley. Both of these half-wits carry water for their paedophile masters and they do it for NO FUCKING PAY. I can only assume they do it for the opportunity to lick out the used balldos.
They do it for free.
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Cgoody is obviously Rekieta's Riley. Both of these half-wits carry water for their paedophile masters and they do it for NO FUCKING PAY.
I would respect CGoody a lot more if he did it for free but that dumb fuck actually pays for superchats to get Nick's attention. You know he pays for Locals as well and do you think if he shows up to a thing Nick does he gets in for free?

It's like all the fucking Reddit jannies who keep buying gold and their dumbass avatars on top of providing value for the company. They're barely even human.
 
Was anything really settled? I don't think there was any kind of middle ground reached or meaningful concessions made. It was just Nick treading water until Eric left.
They were kind of like "I got no beef with you" and parted while talking through their teeth. Kind of felt like they didn't want to feud anymore but were still pissed off.
 
Nick tries to pwn him
Whether bloodsports, classic debate (classic as in abiding to structured rules set in place beforehand,) or just casual conversation, the attempt to pwn someone rather than backing up an argument is a losing strategy. It was clearly a losing strategy in the Rekeita v. July stream.
I have these pictures ready to go in a folder labelled Guntbattle btw.
I, too, have various folders on various computers & devices, with photographic evidence ready to go at the drop of a hat.
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Nick is a Sektur veteran and has way more experience with this IBS shit than July and was able to avoid total defeat, if not embarrassment.
While true that Rekeita has more experience with bloodsports, Nick’s attempt to come at what was initially agreed to be a straightforward conversation, from an IBS angle, is what lead to his failure in the stream. It was transparent that Nick was trying to pwn Eric rather than just honestly talk with him. If Nick had answered honestly & in a straight forward manner, even if July didn’t like or agree with his takes, (as he didn’t ,) Nick would have come across 100X better. Balldo’s sektur shit sunk his credibility in this case, where it wasn’t a sektur scene, and both guys agreed from the start to have an honest, straight up, talk.
July should have broadened the conversation to Nick carrying more water than an aqueduct for Dick and his creepy friends in general.
It came across that way, that Eric was holding Nick to task for being Juju & co’s water boy. He wasn’t giving Rekeita any more slack than was necessary for Nick to hang himself. While watching live, was waiting for Nick to bitch out & hang up on July. For being a spur of the moment stream, Eric handled it fairly well by not playing in to tactics like a sektur denizen but by sticking to his opinion and not playing Nicks games.
 
While watching live, was waiting for Nick to bitch out & hang up on July.
That might have been less embarrassing. There are a few times during the stream, when Nick pulls a pouty face, closes his eyes, and just hangs his head for like 20-30 seconds. He was only a few steps away from rocking back and forth in the fetal position lmao. His usual flamboyant mannerisms were cranked into overdrive on last nights stream.
 
So how long will it be till either Rekeita forgets what happened, starts smelling the syrup, and comes back to try and own the Karen Farms again. Or alternatively, till Dax inevitably forces Rekieta to pick a fight with the forum again in order to try and leech off the drama.
Just under 3 hours after you commented.
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Just under 3 hours after you commented.
@RekietaLaw is not tagged in that tweet. Is Rekieta name searching himself to find new Tweets to get mad at?

Dick also got hot and bothered at the same tweet:

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Also, Dick Masterson is reading comments in Elissa's comment section, guess he can join the club with Kayla based on her playlist:

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Found here on "Eric July v Rekieta Law: The Thing About Nick Rekieta":

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I also found this message about the futility of DMing Rekieta:

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Rekieta being made fun of in new July video. Nick essentially gets called a drama-farming faggot that doesn't practice law, but a bit more politely.

Timestamped at the most relevant part, but the whole video is a response to the Riley thing and the Rekieta confrontation.

 
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Rekieta being made fun of in new July video. Nick gets called a drama-farming faggot, but more politely.
Timestamped at the most relevant portion, but the whole video is a response to the Riley thing and the Rekieta confrontation.
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Edit: Embarrassing is shaking like a leaf while a black man terrorizes you for an hour and a half on your own stream.
 
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The most irritating thing about Nick (other than that nasally, octave-jumping soprano speaking voice he’s got) is not that he is “lawyer-y”; it’s that he’s bad at it.

He doesn’t fail to make a clear statement because he’s so nuanced and clever; he fails to do so because he doesn’t have an answer.

Personal opinions don’t require parsing when you have the fucking facts of a situation.

It’s not “thinking like a lawyer” to be unable to assemble information in your head sufficiently to form a coherent response, and it’s not showing any quality courtroom chops to badger a guest. It is pathetic to think you’re clever because you learned how to avoid saying “I have no idea” and/or “I am certainly wrong” by playing cheap word games you pretend are profound or you think make you appear so.

Ghastly that so many adult humans think his leaping leprechaun act is actual intellect or lawyerin’. Parlor tricks, and not even good ones.
 
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'Hasn't had a fair summary of me in a year" aka when it was found out he went to Hedonism II. Guess Null was supposed to lock his thread for discussing that and mention that swinging is healthy.

Looks like we got a followup on that tweet as well. Same ole' same ole' cope by Rekieta.
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It's just those evil Kiwifarmers manipulating Josh again :(
 
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