Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Psionic Rat said:
Do we have a more comprehensive list of Cora's music tastes? I know he's a man of habits (not good habits, just habits), but all I can really remember him talking about are:
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anything that's popular that clint or his mom listened to while growing up.

josh has a very superficial taste in literally anything
 
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UncleBlazer said:

At a bar with two random fans, drinking a beer. Also, no beard or moustache for some reason.
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Honestly dont know why but he looks way better in this pic than he has the last 3 years it feels
 
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Buckaroo said:
For a while he was singing some song by either the Backstreet Boys or Nsync nearly every time he did his covers.
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Do you think he was trying to lure in some lovely of-age fangirls with some 90's boyband covers? Wet almonds all around.
Negev said:
Watching him try to huff any gas he has, including fermentation gas really makes me wonder how far off we are from him doing jankem since its basically free.
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I for one welcome the jenkem arc.
Bogliacci said:
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Honestly dont know why but he looks way better in this pic than he has the last 3 years it feels
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Because he shaved. The pube beard really makes him look even more like a sicko.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Cobes huffs fermentation gas and then attempts to use a sieve as a funnel. timestamp 2:30
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If only he had like a fucking sink or something nearby he could have used to catch any spillage. Truly regarded. For some reason wiping that shit up with his shirt seems more eggrigous to me than when he wears the vomit. Using his gross ass bogmata hand as a stariner before he asserts that "You can get botulism from this so play it safe" is actually fucking crazy. Going back to wiping shit up with his shirt though, fucking mental, schrodingers towel over there. When he brought the drill in I lost it, such a wild juxtaposition for what hes doing. Needing to bring it to the layth and vice just amazing the amount of labor that goes into attaching a Ballon to a jug. Capping all this shit off with talks about what the ancient tribes used to do like i wasnt just watching a modern caveman was the icing on the cake for me. This wine shit some of the best cobes content in awhile. The retardation at like 110% with the wine. Brain working HARD.
 
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And he had a funnel the whole time, but it didnt occure to him to put the sieve in the funnel. A true comedy of errors.
He is completely missing the point of the balloon by the way. You are supposed to put pinholes in the balloon so the gas can diffuse out without letting outside air in. No cap needed. There is no point in the balloon with what he is doing because he still has to burp it. Unless he just wants to capture that jenkum light.
 
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Psionic Rat said:
Do we have a more comprehensive list of Cora's music tastes? I know he's a man of habits (not good habits, just habits), but all I can really remember him talking about are:

*Black Sabbath (but more specifically tied to the image of Ozzy, and no mention of Dio era Sabbath)
*Cradle of Filth
*some references to Johnny Cash, in particular that Hurt cover
*random songs for his "vocal covers"

Is that it? If I recall in the Seizure interview with Mr. Green, he played Gojira for Cobra with positive reception but that's about it.
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I honestly don't know why he tries to spin himself as a goth when, as can be seen from your list, he's clearly a stereotypical metalhead.
 
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I'm not a regular JFS follower, but I found this clip of him playing guitar that made me laugh my ass off.
Starts playing opening to Paranoid
God dammit
opening riff of paranoid
God fucking dammit
opening riff of paranoid
God fucking dammit
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Because he shaved. The pube beard really makes him look even more like a sicko.
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I think he struck a good balance when he lost the goat beard but kept the 'stache. Looked younger and less grimy. But completely clean shaven makes him look like a retarded Cenobite.

Also, I don't think anyone else has mentioned it, but that microphone he has plugged in (and has been "using" all week) is most definitely not selected as the primary audio input on his computer.
 
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Just watched this and I honestly don't know what to say. Our boy is almost aggressively stupid. I'm running out of ways to describe how stupid he is. He literally cannot do anything right. I would love to see him get some sort of critical thinking test and see how he does. Give him a problem with some tools and see if he can figure it out before a lab monkey can.
 
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