Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Null says we have emails between 80s Girl and JLH saying 80s Girl is resentful of Dick for wasting her entire life and that Dick dresses up as a cow and gets fucked in the ass. Does anyone have these?
 
Null says we have emails between 80s Girl and JLH saying 80s Girl is resentful of Dick for wasting her entire life and that Dick dresses up as a cow and gets fucked in the ass. Does anyone have these?
I would also like these. When I was jumping through the thread, highlight to highlight, people talked about them but they were not in the 1/2 pages surrounding where they were talked about.
 
I would also like these. When I was jumping through the thread, highlight to highlight, people talked about them but they were not in the 1/2 pages surrounding where they were talked about.
You might have to check the Simpspiracy thread for those which is a completely retarded trashfire and a massive clusterfuck. It could be that they aren't highlights in there tho.
 
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I would also like these. When I was jumping through the thread, highlight to highlight, people talked about them but they were not in the 1/2 pages surrounding where they were talked about.
Finally, my very niche skillset of wrangling the search feature comes in handy again.
I wasted my time down- and uploading the JLH goss leaks from TDS Reddit so none of you have to go looking for them on Jesse's podcast.
have fun worshiping your favorite eceleb I guess?

Edit: Perhaps this is more digestible
My favorite of all the leaks.

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I always found it interesting how up until this particular screenshot, Dax always had some smartass thing to say about all the JLH leaks. Whether it was a cope or an outright dismissal (which of course turned out to be a lie every time), he couldn't help but run his mouth about it. Until this. Whenever anyone brought this up, he immediately blocked them. This was pre-Cuties too, so as far as I know, he wasn't really known for being block happy just yet.

Really makes you think.
Other shit probably, too, but to give an idea of how I searched for it:
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Slap that into the "advanced search" option under the "search threads" tab and muck around if you want, dunno if this is all of them or not.

Apparently PodAwful the faggot that he is somehow had a whole interview with JLH where they went in-depth into the leaks, if anyone wants to root around for that on the internet, if it even still exists.

Oh, and the "sort by date" does it newest -> oldest so if you want to go to the oldest first start at the last page available and work your way back to front.
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JLH on dick
having a fursona
a female cow named Juju
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First result searching "this thread" for the term "fursona". Dunno if anyone wants to try a more advanced search for this, but I'm done for now at least.
Edit2: Nevermind, fuck that, found something else:

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According to the pdf Simptexts JLH leaked to Jesse, Marie told her some “shocking” things about him “even before she met them” and going so far as to leave that comment with a “...” ending. With the trail of breadcrumbs she’s already left (see the artist who drew the juju art’s live realization that she asked him to draw juju months before it was leaked to Podawful by @BIG_BRAD https://youtu.be/fneaPk3_8Oo), I’d say it’s plausible that’s what she’s talking about here. Which would mean those texts would be pretty old.

Medium article archive for reference: https://archive.md/Glk25

Someone's going to want to rip that immediately and upload a local archive in case of a mysterious DMCA.
 
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I would also like these. When I was jumping through the thread, highlight to highlight, people talked about them but they were not in the 1/2 pages surrounding where they were talked about.
happy 1000snth
 

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So the only evidence for the furry thing is that JLH requested a drawing of Dick as a cow being milked? And people immediately think that's a furry thing instead of a lolcow or any other possible explanation? Pretty flimsy. You think if JLH was willing to talk about Dick telling a guy he'd suck his cock or using a strap-on in bed (she literally specifies he sucked it, no mention of pegging, but ok), she wouldn't talk about the furry shit openly? Retarded.
 
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I went through all of those and the only relevant thing was the chatlog about Dick texting a guy and the pegging, from an Discord account I guess we're supposed to assume is JLH? No proof of Dick being a furry cow named Juju or 80s Girl resenting Dick for "wasting her life" or whatever Null says constantly. Thinking JLH requesting an image depicting Dick as a cow means he's a furry requires so many mental leaps you have to be retarded to think that's evidence.
Null, and most of everyone in this thread, is either willingly obtuse or actually retarded/mentally ill.
When I said this:
Other shit probably, too,
I get that I probably should've explained it, but there's a lot of shit I just glossed over, and more that I know I didn't find. Pretty certain there were actual emails or something and I didn't use that search term, just grabbed the most interesting shit that pertained to it as a launch point.

I wanted to do a relatively quick search for shit pertaining to all of the old drama and the shit around it uploaded to the site, I don't know what your investment is in this (you sound pretty upset for some reason), but I'm not going to go digging for the exact, first post linking to the emails or whatever JLH leaked on reddit as that would take more time than I'm willing to give today.

Which is why I included the search that I used to get what I did, so if others are interested they can go look for it and have a rough starting date to work backwards/forwards from. You'll note nowhere in my post did I say "HEY GUYS HERE'S THE ENTIRE JLH LEAKS THAT STARTED DAX HERRERA'S DESCENT INTO COWDOM!!!!1!", not that I'm that melodramatic anyway but I also know it's a very incomplete search.

So, if it's not enough for you, or if anyone else wants to continue digging, like I said:
Slap that into the "advanced search" option under the "search threads" tab and muck around if you want, dunno if this is all of them or not.
Anyway -
happy 1000snth
Nice. Any idea why some of your posts when I was searching were deleted? It seemed to happen a fair amount to the extent, even, that I figured you were banned or something.
 
Maybe put the "I have no idea if any of this is even relevant to your question" disclaimer before the things you link next time.
"I don't know where to find this, and I've tried using the highlight feature"
>Hmm, well I know how to use search to get posts from around the timeline that these events unfolded, and give an example of how I did it to help them search further if they do want to find it, while also dredging some of the shit up while I'm at it for kicks, might as well post it.
>Ah, crap, finding this shit would probably take longer than an hour or so and I'm kind of done poring over search results and trying different dates/keywords. I'll put this up and go.

"WTF THIS ISN'T THE DEFINITIVE EVIDENCE I WAS LOOKING FOR WHAT THE HELL GIVE YOUR 'THIS SHIT ISN'T RELEVANT DISCLAIMER AT THE TOP NEXT TIME!"

Seriously? It's pretty relevant for establishing a timeline for anyone interested in looking into the shit - on the farms at least - further.
I just wanted to see the evidence for what Null keeps saying.
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In the original version of your post, the one that I quoted, you sounded pretty intense about it. Sorry that I took your weirdly hostile response as indicative of some kind of investment in this topic beyond that of a passive observer. You really sold it on the edited version that you're not, though. :story:
 
I just wanted to see the evidence for what Null keeps saying. Maybe put the "I have no idea if any of this is even relevant to your question" disclaimer before the things you link next time.
did I ever post the one with his bojacksona too
 

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So the only evidence for the furry thing is that JLH requested a drawing of Dick as a cow being milked? And people immediately think that's a furry thing instead of a lolcow or any other possible explanation? Pretty flimsy. You think if JLH was willing to talk about Dick telling a guy he'd suck his cock or using a strap-on in bed (she literally specifies he sucked it, no mention of pegging, but ok), she wouldn't talk about the furry shit openly? Retarded.
Yeah, I agree there is a very limited amount of direct evidence for Juju the Cow getting fucked in the ass.

However, there is a fair amount of circumstantial evidence:

-Getting his balls inflated by a furry live on air, while Stonetoss and others made artistic renditions (best episode of TDS btw hands down)
-Admitting to imagining himself as the taker / receiver in pornos
-Complimenting guys big fat cocks, sucking strap-ons

JLH's perspective is clouded by love, even after the break-up. And I just don't put it past him to get fucked in the ass as Juju the Cow.
 
What did Eric July do that was racist? I might gain some more respect for him, even though I'll still never read his comic.
If Dax claims or says anything about Eric, just immediately assume it’s an outright lie based on absolutely nothing.

Saves yourself a ton of time.
 
I don't think he's been keeping his drug addiction and hiring of prostitutes secret at all. He even makes them read the news on his show so he can write them off on his taxes as well.

Its kind of an open secret that dax distributes "stuff" to his friends and fans with patreon being the way its paid for. People like his "producer" have been known to earn their keep making deliveries. I imagine this has gotten a lot tighter since the show he did in Chicago, though, and since Maddox tried apparently tipping off LAPD at some point.

This is definitely why he bolted out of the room during ralph's stupid bowling thing, too.
 
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