Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

You really need a basic course in Pat posting.

OnA? Prongay? Jackie? Dan Mullen? Niggeroni?

Norm Macdonald?

And that’s not even scratching the surface of Patrick S. Tomlinson’s foes, stalkers, and sweet baby children.

Pat vs one of his greatest foes.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

But what would lead you to post in this thread without reading it?

If your answer is that you've paid above average attention to most of the threads on this site for as long as you can remember, then welcome, this actually is the thread for you.

I can only read a few pages of this thread at a time. Every time I see a picture of Patty's face, I want to reach through the phone and slap that dude. He's so unlikable.

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

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Pat vs one of his greatest foes.

Sermon on the dumping mound.

“The atalker child’s shall inherit prison”

 

[Rent Tin]

I can only read a few pages of this thread at a time. Every time I see a picture of Patty's face, I want to reach through the phone and slap that dude. He's so unlikable

Maybe if you can only read a few pages you should start with the first post which contains the most info, don't you think?

 

[break these cuffs]

Don't know anything about that story, and you'd probably not want to talk about a KID and large cocks in the same sentence. Take a look at that, my dude.

This has to be bait. He even did the reddit " le my dude".

 

[RussianParasite]

Fat failed author admits his retard spin-off has already taken two years to write and he didn’t even have a plan to who the main antagonist would be. I’m sure his editor is thrilled.

Oh well, more importantly he has discovered the totally-real-not-troll-identity of his own antagonist, Robert Gayporn I mean Prongay.

 

[grapeshark77]

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Fat failed author admits his retard spin-off has already taken two years to write and he didn’t even have a plan to who the main antagonist would be. I’m sure his editor is thrilled.

Oh well, more importantly he has discovered the totally-real-not-troll-identity of his own antagonist, Robert Gayporn I mean Prongay.

I was wondering where this suddenly came from so I looked up his last published book on Amazon and it all makes sense now. Two days until the anniversary of the end of his career.

 

[break these cuffs]

I was wondering where this suddenly came from so I looked up his last published book on Amazon and it all makes sense now. Two days until the anniversary of the end of his career.

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Jesus Christ, how are the cops not nailing this hog to the wall? He's rubbing it in all our faces. He might as well have name titled it If I Did It 2: Electric Niggeroni Grinder.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

O&A has done several exposes on his first wife:

• She sold off the dead husband (the guy who chucked Patrick) junk in garage sales, and I mean every thing, even a fucking one dollar snoopy so his kids won't have anything to remember him for
• Patrick's 12 year old daughter looks absolutely miserable in the new marriage ceremony, sadly she's starting to look like Pat with long hair
• She remarried within months to a dude who looks like a Inbred trucker, she also done the ceremony in a local public park and convention center and then immediately put all the plastic flowers and napkins back in their boxes and sold them off on Facebook marketplace
• The new guy has a current gen Dodge hellcat and it features as the main photo of the ceremony with her and him hugging in front of the hood, I just find it absolutely hilarious that his ex now married a guy with the car that is the nemesis of the mustangs.

If I were her new husband, I would definitely make sure there weren't any life insurance policies opened up in my name lol. It's worth noting that Adrienne has worked in insurance her entire career.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat is whatever rung is below NPC. He just regurgitates whatever he can cobble together from Democratic Underground threads and Wikipedia and calls himself a “firebrand.” I wish this particular firebrand would spend more time plunged into flames.

Spoiler

I’m too lazy to check, but I’m pretty sure Pat decried it as “racist” when certain Israeli leaders called for the revocation of work permits that created a massive security risk by allowing Gazans to cross the border. In reality, the entire time Hamas was using the program as the core of its future slaughter plans.

Imagine you're a Gazan and for the first time ever, you can cross the border and work a job that pays a decent wage. After you’ve started getting used to having more income and allowing yourself to dream of a better future, suddenly the people you thought made that possible bring hell itself to your doorstep — and that was their plan all along.

That’s what happened. Hamas planned and executed this attack by pretending to open economic opportunities for Gaza residents as a new frontier of freedom, and in doing so actually accomplished it. Gaza residents have been enjoying unprecedented income and upward mobility. But rather than build on that, Hamas was literally only using it as a route to kill more Jews. (In that Reuters piece the PA even complains that Hamas, by seemingly focusing on increasing economic opportunity for Gaza residents, was shirking its duties. Gazans should have been so lucky.)

And Pat Tomlinson is the college dropout who postures online as an expert on the entire region while smugly tweeting from his unemployment barstool, secure in the knowledge that his wife and mother-in-law will keep covering his bills as they have for years now. The average Gaza resident has a higher net worth — and life expectancy — than Pat does. Thank God for small (FAT) mercies.

 

[Lord Denning]

Pat Tomlinson is the college dropout who postures online as an expert on the entire region

I'm sorry you're too stupid to pay above average attention to world affairs, stalker child.

 

[break these cuffs]

And Pat Tomlinson is the college dropout who postures online as an expert on the entire region while smugly tweeting from his unemployment barstool, secure in the knowledge that his wife and mother-in-law will keep covering his bills as they have for years now. The average Gaza resident has a higher net worth — and life expectancy — than Pat does. Thank God for small (FAT) mercies.

We went out for an early dinner at a local taphouse yesterday and there was a guy spread out at a table with two fucking laptops. All I could think of was Rick. There was no food or booze at the table and the guy was tall and rather thin, so all of that was in complete juxtaposition to Fat. He was setup at a six person table and had been there long before we got there and didn't look like he was finishing any time soon when we left. I guess they didn't mind because it was quite time for the dinner rush. I'd never seen this before. It was bizzare.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Fat failed author admits his retard spin-off has already taken two years to write and he didn’t even have a plan to who the main antagonist would be. I’m sure his editor is thrilled.

Oh well, more importantly he has discovered the totally-real-not-troll-identity of his own antagonist, Robert Gayporn I mean Prongay.

Not planning out your main story beats and character-arcs beforehand are pretty definitive signs of a hack author.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yesterday I used the Bing AI art generator to make these with descriptions like "fat" and "obese". This morning I went on there to make more and kept getting a message about abusive image content.
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Love the AI's interpretation of a "Kiwi Bird"
It's combined the fruit with the bird, it's neat.
Retarded.
But neat.

 

[AGPinochet]

That's right about he age where kids google their parents names out of curiosity. Imagine growing up without a dad and you google your father only to find out he has absolutely no excuse to not be in your life. He's not off fighting some war overseas or being a doctor in a 3rd world country, he's just some fat unemployed loser living off his mother in law, within driving distance and he never comes to see you. That poor girl is going to turn our more fucked up than Jackie did.

Imagine if she found the Farms and his thread, imagine if in a fit of teenage rebellion she became a patposter, Patrick would have a Stalker Child quite literally of his very own.

"No stalker child of mine I am not a fat faggot with bitch tits who ruined your life, I'm sorry you're so stupid, enjoy Prison"

 

[Broadside]

Here's a geopolitical solution for ya, Pat.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Fat failed author admits his retard spin-off has already taken two years to write and he didn’t even have a plan to who the main antagonist would be. I’m sure his editor is thrilled.

Oh well, more importantly he has discovered the totally-real-not-troll-identity of his own antagonist, Robert Gayporn I mean Prongay.

I'm actually surprised he's not thought of writing a book about his own experience with the stalker childs. Writing a Jack Reacher style thriller about a humble author with extensive combat training picking a fight with the online terror cell targeting his family seems like a no-brainer.

He even has a supporting cast in the beautiful and exotic cybersecurity expert and the old-timer who's only days from retirement when he tragically dies from a butter knife up the ass.

The only question left is what he could call this masterpiece. I'm going with The Fat & The Felonious.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Sorry if it's already been posted, but this got a nigga's ribs good.



Starting to think Patrick might be in StealthyZarbon's gay porn video.

 

[Broadside]

Sorry if it's already been posted, but this got a nigga's ribs good.

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Starting to think Patrick might be in StealthyZarbon's gay porn video.

Hmmm sounds like something a gay porn star would say tbqhwy

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I can only read a few pages of this thread at a time. Every time I see a picture of Patty's face, I want to reach through the phone and slap that dude. He's so unlikable.

You're new here, so I'm going to show some mercy and help you out.

Start at the first post of the thread. At the top, you should see something Labeled "Highlight." Click the arrow next to it to move to the next highlight. Or just click the "Next Highlight" button at the top of each page in the thread.

This will move you through the best and worst posts of the thread, so you don't have to see endless pages of Patrick squealing "No, child" or wade through pages of fat jokes.