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Somehow watching Dubya's favorite team shell Dean Kremer like they were Hamas and sweep the O's has me actually optimistic. Is this finally the year that the Rangers don't suffer some hilarious misfortune? After all the yapping the commentators did about Kremer being "the first Israeli ace pitcher" and "dedicating his start to the tragedy in Israel", he gets two moonshots hit off him, gives up 6 and comes out before the end of the 3rd and the commentators shut up about Israel after that. Maybe the Rangers really do have the might of Allah behind them this year.

By the way, I looked up Kremer after the commentators wouldn't shut up about him being "Israeli"...he's from California. :story: I really hate sports nationality laws. Naturalized citizens and people who have never lived in a country should not be allowed to play for that country. It's how Italy makes the WBC nearly every time...they have really lax citizenship laws that make it really easy for Italian-Americans to get Italian citizenship and that lets them build their whole team out of Americans who don't live in Italy and can't speak Italian. Same thing for Nootbaar on Japan- I was shocked that they even let him on because he's a hapa who's never lived or played in Japan as far as I know, and the Japanese seem too xenophobic to let someone like that on their team.
 
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A.P. Hill said:
Somehow watching Dubya's favorite team shell Dean Kremer like they were Hamas and sweep the O's has me actually optimistic. Is this finally the year that the Rangers don't suffer some hilarious misfortune? After all the yapping the commentators did about Kremer being "the first Israeli ace pitcher" and "dedicating his start to the tragedy in Israel", he gets two moonshots hit off him, gives up 6 and comes out before the end of the 3rd and the commentators shut up about Israel after that. Maybe the Rangers really do have the might of Allah behind them this year.

By the way, I looked up Kremer after the commentators wouldn't shut up about him being "Israeli"...he's from California. :story: I really hate sports nationality laws. Naturalized citizens and people who have never lived in a country should not be allowed to play for that country. It's how Italy makes the WBC nearly every time...they have really lax citizenship laws that make it really easy for Italian-Americans to get Italian citizenship and that lets them build their whole team out of Americans who don't live in Italy and can't speak Italian. Same thing for Nootbaar on Japan- I was shocked that they even let him on because he's a hapa who's never lived or played in Japan as far as I know, and the Japanese seem too xenophobic to let someone like that on their team.
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As a Rays fan I'm overjoyed to see those smug fucking birds have their wings clipped. Half their damn roster is "my dad owns a dealership" personified.

As a far right extremist I'm overjoyed to see a kike beaten silly with bats .

Go Rangers
 
So the Braves are, as of writing this post, losing 10-2 to the Phillies. But the BIG story tonight is the fact Bryce Harper made a throat cutting motion after hitting a homer. Now I'm not going to say Braves fans are completely "booty-blasted" as the kids say, buuuut...

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I'm sure the outrage is over the Gaza situation, and certainly that your "Number 1 in the League" team is choking like a teenager on a casting couch.
Allegedly the Braves official radio presenters called for Harper to be suspended. Certainly moral outrage. Not the fact that he had a hat trick in this game alone so far.
Eat shit Faglanta.
 
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RA-5C Vigilante said:
So the Braves are, as of writing this post, losing 10-2 to the Phillies. But the BIG story tonight is the fact Bryce Harper made a throat cutting motion after hitting a homer. Now I'm not going to say Braves fans are completely "booty-blasted" as the kids say, buuuut...

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I'm sure the outrage is over the Gaza situation, and certainly that your "Number 1 in the League" team is choking like a teenager on a casting couch.
Allegedly the Braves official radio presenters called for Harper to be suspended. Certainly moral outrage. Not the fact that he had a hat trick in this game alone so far.
Eat shit Faglanta.
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Braves, Orioles, and Dodgers can all eat shit and die. Playoffs will be better without them.

Atlanta fans all seem like nigger loving leftists anyways. Give me some degen Phillies fans any day.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Braves, Orioles, and Dodgers can all eat shit and die. Playoffs will be better without them.

Atlanta fans all seem like nigger loving leftists anyways. Give me some degen Phillies fans any day.
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I don't care about the politics, I just want to never hear about the fucking Barfs ever again. Georgia's a nice state and I love the South, but Atlanta is a carpetbagger filled tumor that should get Sherman'd again.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Braves, Orioles, and Dodgers can all eat shit and die. Playoffs will be better without them.

Atlanta fans all seem like nigger loving leftists anyways. Give me some degen Phillies fans any day.
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Dodgers fans also had that satanic tranny dance in one of their games so I gave them the nickname “Satan’s team” because they always like calling the Astros “cheaters” over something that occurred in 2017 (and condemned by everyone including Astros players themselves)

Seeing them lose is satisfying. I sure hope the Phils kick the Braves’ ass just so I can laugh (but I’m biased and lowkey want the Astros to win another World Series this year so the Dodgers fans can shut up for once)
 
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I'm not an Astros fan but I'm so over the booing over the cheating. Baseball is a game that has a rich history of teams and players cheating to try and get ahead. Hell, the Yankees have gotten away with cheating and over favorable decisions over the years.
 
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What a crazy game. Great playoff baseball.

Nick Castellanos is just a stud. The whole damn Phils lineup is nuts. If Schwarber doesn't get you then you got Turner and Castellanos. Oh yeah then an absolute monster in Bryce Harper. Bryce is still just disgusting.

Phillys probably win it all I think.

Only gripe I can see Atlanta having is that strikezone for the last AB. With a rookie who was struggling up having that first baseball called strike led him to expanding his zone.

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RA-5C Vigilante said:
So the Braves are, as of writing this post, losing 10-2 to the Phillies. But the BIG story tonight is the fact Bryce Harper made a throat cutting motion after hitting a homer. Now I'm not going to say Braves fans are completely "booty-blasted" as the kids say, buuuut...

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I'm sure the outrage is over the Gaza situation, and certainly that your "Number 1 in the League" team is choking like a teenager on a casting couch.
Allegedly the Braves official radio presenters called for Harper to be suspended. Certainly moral outrage. Not the fact that he had a hat trick in this game alone so far.
Eat shit Faglanta.
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Didn't the Phillies broadcast guys get buttblasted during a regular season game when a Braves player stopped during a home run trot to high five the third base coach? I think in part these grand displays of indignation stem from the local booth guys needing to be nakedly partisan... lest they share the same fate as Kevin Brown of the Orioles.

Also lol if Seager had made that gesture after hitting a homer off of Dean Kremer.
 
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Although I’m an Astros fan, I am impressed that the Rangers have made it this far into the post season. Bruce Bochy has done a hell of a job with managing that team.

If they don’t make it as World Series champs this year, I’d wager that in the next few years the Rangers will finally grab their first World Series award.
 
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Revuelto said:
The Texas Rangers have won two games in their series against the Houston Astros. Like I said previously, the TX Rangers are an underrated and overlooked team. Way back in April when I watched the rangers play, I had a feeling they’d make it far
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Phillies vs Texas is my bet right now for the Series
 
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