Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Because this is definitely what gay men want to see in "gay" porn.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

For men, getting a receding hairline can be really hard to deal with, especially if it happens before 40 but at least men kind of expect it happening. I can't imagine how it's for a woman to deal with that, especially if she's been promised that she'd turn into a dream dood slaying gay cock.

Especially with a head that shape. She transitioned into Hbomberguy.
If she knows she has the genes for MPB, you'd think she'd try shaving her head before doing testosterone, to see how it'd look first. At least that isn't permanent and plenty of edgy teenagers do it as a phase or a fashion choice so it might satisfy her compulsion to poon out instead of doing testosterone and surgery.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Because this is definitely what gay men want to see in "gay" porn.

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Why is this Pooner targeting Jewish twinks?
Is this stage 2 of Hamas's big plan?

 

[Poonocchio]

If only you knew how bad things really are

Fuck me, that looks like some sort of jokey filter.

Because this is definitely what gay men want to see in "gay" porn

Lol, the cope of it! Whether you're against circumcision or not, SRS of any form and circumcision is hardly comparable. This is like that intersex argument cope they love to throw out, or "if a woman has a hysterectomy or is infertile etc etc bullshit cope". Just a whole lot of cope.

 

[Space Police]

Gay men aren't interested in you because you're female. You're a straight woman, not a gay man. Circumcised men are still men; a woman who yeeted her teets and takes testosterone is still a woman and therefore will never capture the sexual interest of gay men.

 

[Angry New Ager]

i want there to be a pooner tarot card deck one day

It's not strictly pooner, but the Next World Tarot is an absolute freakshow of troons and fatties, and a perfect visual artefact of these insane times. I keep trying to get my hands on a used copy because it makes me imagine some better time, decades from now, when I can pull it out, show it to a young person, and tell them all about just how crazy the world was back in the 2020s, as their eyes widen in horror.

A similar one is the Fifth Spirit Tarot, a "nonbinary" deck, which is less in-your-face grotesque than the Next World Tarot, but illustrated with all the uggo genderspecial types you'd see in an urban hipster neighborhood. It's so au courant, it already looks sort of dated.

That's actually not the first time I see this point. For some reason pooners are obsessed with the idea of terfs being closeted ftms.

Every variety of Woke idiot engages in projection. It's a feature, not a bug.

 

[glass_houses]

It's not strictly pooner, but the Next World Tarot is an absolute freakshow of troons and fatties, and a perfect visual artefact of these insane times. I keep trying to get my hands on a used copy because it makes me imagine some better time, decades from now, when I can pull it out, show it to a young person, and tell them all about just how crazy the world was back in the 2020s, as their eyes widen in horror.

I didn't know about this tarot and I do not thank you for telling me about it.

Look at this shit:


That monster is the 10 of Swords, and apparently this is the card's meaning according to the 'artist':

This is the final straw, and the 10 of Swords is exhausted from counting. They have lost themselves, over and over, in the name of love, self-worth, trauma, post-traumatic stress, healing the body from abuse, healing the mind from manipulation, and unwarranted, non-stop loss. The 10 knows healing; they studied it and have been offered power, candles, bracelets, and messages from their ancestors through the local prophets who run their favorite Botanica. They are listening, but they are stuck. Proving to their community that while they have known power, they have known pain they don’t deserve.

The 10 of Swords asks you to trust your pain, own your suffering, and don’t deny yourself of the care you deserve from self, and the validation from your community. That validation is the rot of safety. The 10 of Swords believes now is the time to ask your people for that safety.

What in the absolute fuck.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Reposting from the Tranny Sideshow Thread

So, I've been doing the daily r/trans browsing and came across this redditor called u/Scarlett_Snow46290. It's a pooner who's stories (in my humble opinion) could be a feature on MATI's Reddit showcase


this was the first post I came across

 

[Aunt Carol]

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

I wonder if she's seen Kevin Gibes' "egg-cracking" tweet, the one that trooned that webcomic artist. The one about how if you think you're not trans because you're worried you'd make an ugly girl, that just means you're trans.

If you think you're really a guy and take meds to make your appearance match, you shouldn't be upset when your appearance matches. Nobody's misgendering Danny DeVito.

Troons don't want to admit it to themselves, but the real problem is that there aren't any Anime Twink Pills and there aren't any Unattainable High School Girl Pills. In that world, everyone would be smokin' hot and pharma stocks would be in the stratosphere.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Reposting from the Tranny Sideshow Thread

That's amazing. How many of those do we think are real and how many are fiction? Either her family is cripplingly autistic or she's making it up, nobody talks that way. Though she did call her granny "oma" and Dutch people are pretty autistic, so it might be true.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Collecting a stray Pooner that was loose on the Pooners of Grindr thread and moving it to the 'Zoo

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Super pooner gets married young, marriage going good, sometime between marriage and divorce she troons out and husband goes "yeah see ya, nice run" and she's so autistic she didn't see it coming, and still failed to see it while it was happening and he was literally distancing himself to get out

Wow, an actual trans widower. Wonder how often that happens compared to the reverse scenario.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

r/FTMfemininity poontastic selfie roundup​

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Wow, an actual trans widower. Wonder how often that happens compared to the reverse scenario.

Yeah, I wonder what it's like compared to that too. I suspect they don't steal their husbands' boxers or pressure them into weird sex shit as much as AGPs, but the cluster B nonsense must be similarly grim to deal with.

 

[Procrastinhater]

DOOD

 

[Captain Confabulator]

DOOD

ultra-realistic poonster


ETA: Upon review, I somehow made her look more human and less obese and rodentlike than she really is.

 

[Procrastinhater]

ultra-realistic poonster
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ETA: Upon review, I somehow made her look more human and less obese and rodentlike than she really is.

I think its because she's got an extra chromosome, or a missing chromosome or some shit, you can she's got that Downy tard phenotype, you made her look less 'tarded.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

I think its because she's got an extra chromosome

could also be the fact that supermorbid obesity doesn't translate as well into two dimensions -- I need to exaggerate the features more to make up for the lack of shading and shadows

For men, getting a receding hairline can be really hard to deal with, especially if it happens before 40 but at least men kind of expect it happening. I can't imagine how it's for a woman to deal with that

wouldn't it be strangely gender affirming for the pooners? I mean, it is male pattern baldness. some of them are probably autistic enough to get euphoria from looking like George Costanza

 

[Space Police]

r/4tran4 is having a pooner/hon art competition. Here's the best OC drawings that have been posted so far:

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Found a ren faire ftm and was inspired to draw my very first pooner. uwu

The model:
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The masterpiece:
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I'm dying.