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Hair still all kinked from the rat tail braid. But I bet she totally showered every day and isn't just burning through dry shampoo
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Hair still all kinked from the rat tail braid. But I bet she totally showered every day and isn't just burning through dry shampoo
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- Jan 13, 2023
I know that tiktok is all about being braindead and posting the exact same video that everyone else is posting, but Amber has already done this stationary/arms slightly flailing dance before. How many times is she gonna recreate this?
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Now, I haven't been on the Farms for a year and so I am a bit out of the loop but I am still shocked how her range of motion went from weird bippity boppity dance movements to merely being able to move her arms. Even that hair flip looked like it took her a lot of effort because the excess fat makes her body stiff.
And now is the time she is forced to go live without a caretaker and basically be at the mercy of her shit family? Love that for her. And for her family. These people deserve each other.
It would be sensible for her to cut it all off and make it manageable but we all know Amber thinks her hair makes her look like those sexy femmes on lesbian Instagram and not like a neglected, fat toddler who had her last bath two weeks ago.
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- Oct 31, 2013
She claims her bad lip syncing is because of the lag in her AirPods but bitch ain’t wearing any and still sucks ass.
Unless her fat absorbed them.
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- Dec 1, 2018
That's just it, Tank. No one IS talking about you.
You is yesterday, FatAl, and it just eats you up inside, doesn't it??
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- Nov 15, 2014
that hair is ratty af lmao shit isn't even a handful and she flipping it...she better watch she losing about 50% of her hair.
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I think we can agree she’s on the prowl for another… partner. Those carefully angled TikToks, the hair up being flipped and her idea of cutesy expressions reek of desperation.
I’m not sure just what it is she thinks she’s looking for. Her videos since she moved are along the line of ‘Baby’s First Trip to the Grocery Store’; a self assured, independent woman pushing 30 isn’t going to bother showing something as trivial as the first stock up run after a move or organizing drawers unless they feature something really unusual.
She really comes across as a helpless infant, without the inherent cuteness of said baby.
The attempted sexiness of her TikToks is a big fail.
I can’t believe anyone sane in the Oklahoma City lesbian community is going to find either presentation attractive. She comes across as blatantly clingy and a quick look at her videos make it clear how manipulative she is. She doesn’t have the cash to buy constant attention anymore and even if she did.., ick.
Aunt Tammy or Mom don’t strike me as being willing to drop everything to be at her beck and call whenever she wants to go. Mom works, don’t know about Aunt Tammy.
She’s too stupid and stubborn to change anything. Watch her to really triple down on the ‘poor me’ crap.
I’m not sure just what it is she thinks she’s looking for. Her videos since she moved are along the line of ‘Baby’s First Trip to the Grocery Store’; a self assured, independent woman pushing 30 isn’t going to bother showing something as trivial as the first stock up run after a move or organizing drawers unless they feature something really unusual.
She really comes across as a helpless infant, without the inherent cuteness of said baby.
The attempted sexiness of her TikToks is a big fail.
I can’t believe anyone sane in the Oklahoma City lesbian community is going to find either presentation attractive. She comes across as blatantly clingy and a quick look at her videos make it clear how manipulative she is. She doesn’t have the cash to buy constant attention anymore and even if she did.., ick.
Aunt Tammy or Mom don’t strike me as being willing to drop everything to be at her beck and call whenever she wants to go. Mom works, don’t know about Aunt Tammy.
She’s too stupid and stubborn to change anything. Watch her to really triple down on the ‘poor me’ crap.
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Oh, they reek. Of way more than desperation.
Not even a 1970's aerosol can of Lysol couldn't air this stink out.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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This new video of her shows her really settling into her pigsty. More conformation that she sleeps prompted up against the wall. There was so much junk on her bed that looked like she was trying to make a snow angel. Also did not bother to wash her makeup AND didn't put a pillow cover on her pillows.
There is a real disheveled cat lady vibe going on towards the end.
There is a real disheveled cat lady vibe going on towards the end.
Black Coffee
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In the most recent video, Amber confirmed that she is shopping/spending time with Meth Momma. So does that mean Meth Momma is the new caretaker/gorl friend of Season 6?
Since Amber went through a hysterectomy and is starting early menopause, I can actually see her wanting to be in a lesbian relationship with older women. Although it would be super awkward if she's into her mom in that way.
Since Amber went through a hysterectomy and is starting early menopause, I can actually see her wanting to be in a lesbian relationship with older women. Although it would be super awkward if she's into her mom in that way.
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Update:
She deleted all her ex's of her page when she scrubbed it of Jade. Before that they were all still there. She also deleted a lot of older content as well. Good thing we have it all archived.
Just a little thing I found curious (with all the speculation that Jade Francis of New York is still around), Hamber deleted the few pics of her on her IG. Which she didn't do when Destiny broke up with her or even Becky. But Jade is gone. I looked at her IG while she was MIA and noticed but didn't really pay much attention. I did pay some attention today since she is posting thirst traps, again, but no Jade.
Here's the pic she posted today. Identical to all the other ones she's posted for 2 years.
She has this stupid outhouse shirt in green (Shrek one), black and now red. She really thinks her sad, flapjack tits are sexy. Her nipples are not resting on her belly button because she's 600 pounds. Leave to ALR to think that means they're desirable and sexy....
She deleted all her ex's of her page when she scrubbed it of Jade. Before that they were all still there. She also deleted a lot of older content as well. Good thing we have it all archived.
Just a little thing I found curious (with all the speculation that Jade Francis of New York is still around), Hamber deleted the few pics of her on her IG. Which she didn't do when Destiny broke up with her or even Becky. But Jade is gone. I looked at her IG while she was MIA and noticed but didn't really pay much attention. I did pay some attention today since she is posting thirst traps, again, but no Jade.
Here's the pic she posted today. Identical to all the other ones she's posted for 2 years.
She has this stupid outhouse shirt in green (Shrek one), black and now red. She really thinks her sad, flapjack tits are sexy. Her nipples are not resting on her belly button because she's 600 pounds. Leave to ALR to think that means they're desirable and sexy....
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QueenCeeCee
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Are we sure Jade isn't there and being hidden? Any confirmation that she really left
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- Aug 21, 2022
Plot summary with Commentary. Let's get this over with.
TL;DR: Amber is living like a pig. Already the bedroom is trashed and her pillows have no cases on them. Amber admits that she moved to Oklahoma because she needed to be near family (but blames it on the state of Kentucky itself, instead of her being a 600 lb toddler in need of a caretaker). Amber admits that she hates the weather in Oklahoma during the winter and summer, but that's okay because it's currently autumn. Amber pretends to be too retarded to know how to use the pour spout from her laundry detergent bottles, or how her washer works. Amber's new mirror (and apparently new platonic GF) is her mama, and the first step in the transfiguration was to embrace her trashy roots and going to BINGO! Unfortunately, Amber lacked the mental capacity to track the minimum number of cards possible in the game (3) and had to stop half way through.
[Edit - corrected spelling and fixed a few sentences]
FREEZE FRAME!!
Amber shows us this disaster as if it's some unusual circumstance, despite us seeing this during her last month in Lexington, as well as during the ENTIRE Destiny and Becky eras.
Amber needs another excuse to go shopping. She needs a new comforter (despite previously admitting to owning an entire blanket 'collection'). What happened to all of the bedding and duvets you had in Lexington?
JUMPCUT!! Amber's finally sitting up, and she's covered in cat hair. Remember the other day when Amber bought a lint roller? Amber doesn't.
Amber talks about 'running into a bad habit' of being exhausted and falling asleep in her clothes from the day before - forgetting that this has also been something we saw during the entirety of the Destiny, Becky, AND Jade eras. You're a dirty and lazy bitch, Ambo; none of this is new.
Amber doesn't care that she's a dirty and lazy bitch, because she's proud of herself as she could have been even dirtier (as she took off "most" of her makeup before sleeping in her dirty clothes).
The "internet people" (service technicians) are coming over, so Amber's going to pretend to go shower now.
JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom, picking at her ratty braid and looking the same as she did in the last scene (except that she changed into her dark outhouse shirt). Internet is up and running - and is faster than her Kentucky internet (which sounds like copium for having to move to this dump of a neighbourhood). Anyway... Thunderbirds are GO! Get ready for even MORE bottom of the barrel content hurled at you at new lightning speeds! Are you excited?
More shower talk. More hair talk. More talking about how showering didn't include washing her hair. Stream of (un)consciousness rambling not woth paying attention to [SKIP]
(And does it sound like she's screaming to you? Those poor neighbours. In addition to trying to figure out where the smell is coming from, they are going to be subjected to hearing constant shrieking (mainly in the night) about scrunchies and showers and earrings and 'mentulz').
JUMPCUT!! In the living room, holding a bowl of food. You can see the wall behind her: NO STOREFRONT CONFIRMED. So, this is probably about a 600 sqft or so apartment. Amber takes a bite on camera while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact.
"I've been here 4 nights... and I absolutely love it, y'all", Amber said with a forced smile as her eyes darted around the room.
Amber admits to living in Oklahoma. She wasn't keeping it secret, it's just that she didn't feel compelled to tell her audience.... until everyone with eyes and at least 2 functioning brain cells figured it out and she had to admit it.
Amber hates the weather in Oklahoma in both the winter and summer (but then talks about how it's currently fall... so that magically makes winter and summer weather irrelevant, I guess). Oklahoma as a whole isn't her favourite. She moved here because she remembered feeling more welcome in Oklahoma than she ever felt in Kentucky (you know, despite her surprise eviction while visiting Casey, after only living with her family for 6 months). Amber also admits that the move is for her to be near family and that she really needs that. She claims that's because her mentul health declined in Kentucky... and not because she's a 600lb lard ass who has eaten herself to the point where she requires her mommy for the most basic of care.
She was never happy in Kentucky (despite 6 months of videos during late 2021-early 2022 where she insisted she was a whole new person, and bitched about how us fat-phobic haydurs couldn't see it). I can't wait until 6 months from now when Amber's at her fattest and dirtiest, crying about her mentulz, and then reaction channels throw this shit back in her face.
JUMPCUT!! In her laundry closet, trying to figure out how her washing machine works. "It's like technology that I don't even understand". It's a washing machine, not a particle accelerator! Terminally online, yet hasn't figured out that instruction manuals for almost EVERYTHING that ever been in existance is instantly available for free to download. Better call mommy again.
FREEZE FRAME!!
Big Brain 145 IQ Amber pours the detergent from the AIR VENT of the bottle, instead of the little plastic faucet. OMG, are these bullshit fabricated dramas going to be her "content" for now on?!
JUMPCUT!! Amber's back in her dump of a bedroom, talking about how she's been spending a LOT of time with her mom lately. We kinda already figured that out Amber. As Jade dumped your ass, you've been unsuccessful in fatfishing a new caretaker, and you're incapable of doing anything by yourself, it's been the only possible scenario.
Amber's going to BINGO with her mom. Amber's excited, because she used to play in Virgina, and would win all the time (did the other players stand up and clap for you as well?) You go, Gorl! Embrace your trashy roots! Also, how long do you think before Methmama loses her shit over Amber taking over every aspect of her life?
More talking about what a mess her room is [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! In mom's car, sitting in the passenger seat. No seatbelt, as usual.
JUMPCUT!! Amber at BINGO (playing a single strip because the game moves too fast for her to focus on more than 3 cards). Methmama's running a 2 strip. I was about to make a snarky comment about all the heads Amber would turn by being there, but who am I kidding? I've seen the patrons of a Bingo hall before; Amber's found her kin there.
FREEZE FRAME!!
[OKAY, shot of mama's hands. Fairly dark, AND rings on the right hand. I'm correcting a statement from a previous post I made and agree that this could have been the person in the shot at the grocery store. It threw me off because that person in the grocery store didn't seem as big as I remembered Kristine to be from her 2020 appearance in Amber's vlog]
Comparison of the two hands:
JUMPCUT!! Back at home. They were at the Bingo hall for 4-5 hours. Kristine and her boyfriend won, Amber lost. Amber had to stop after 2 hours, because her brain was "turning to mush" from having to track 3 cards. HAH! CALLED IT!
JUMPCUT!! "Good morning. I slept in my makeup"... and WITHOUT CASES ON THE PILLOWS! What a fucking savage. Amber says it's a habit she'll have for the rest of her life, because why would she change it now? Amber has said this line a few times now, and it's the most honest thing she's EVER SAID.
Don't worry, Ambo; we KNOW you won't change.
Random bullshit stream of (un)consciouness rambling not worth listening to or taking seriously [SKIP]
Amber sleeps with a weighted stuffie thing that Jade gave her before she left.
Byee!!
Amber shows us this disaster as if it's some unusual circumstance, despite us seeing this during her last month in Lexington, as well as during the ENTIRE Destiny and Becky eras.
Amber needs another excuse to go shopping. She needs a new comforter (despite previously admitting to owning an entire blanket 'collection'). What happened to all of the bedding and duvets you had in Lexington?
JUMPCUT!! Amber's finally sitting up, and she's covered in cat hair. Remember the other day when Amber bought a lint roller? Amber doesn't.
Amber talks about 'running into a bad habit' of being exhausted and falling asleep in her clothes from the day before - forgetting that this has also been something we saw during the entirety of the Destiny, Becky, AND Jade eras. You're a dirty and lazy bitch, Ambo; none of this is new.
Amber doesn't care that she's a dirty and lazy bitch, because she's proud of herself as she could have been even dirtier (as she took off "most" of her makeup before sleeping in her dirty clothes).
The "internet people" (service technicians) are coming over, so Amber's going to pretend to go shower now.
JUMPCUT!! In the bathroom, picking at her ratty braid and looking the same as she did in the last scene (except that she changed into her dark outhouse shirt). Internet is up and running - and is faster than her Kentucky internet (which sounds like copium for having to move to this dump of a neighbourhood). Anyway... Thunderbirds are GO! Get ready for even MORE bottom of the barrel content hurled at you at new lightning speeds! Are you excited?
More shower talk. More hair talk. More talking about how showering didn't include washing her hair. Stream of (un)consciousness rambling not woth paying attention to [SKIP]
(And does it sound like she's screaming to you? Those poor neighbours. In addition to trying to figure out where the smell is coming from, they are going to be subjected to hearing constant shrieking (mainly in the night) about scrunchies and showers and earrings and 'mentulz').
JUMPCUT!! In the living room, holding a bowl of food. You can see the wall behind her: NO STOREFRONT CONFIRMED. So, this is probably about a 600 sqft or so apartment. Amber takes a bite on camera while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact.
"I've been here 4 nights... and I absolutely love it, y'all", Amber said with a forced smile as her eyes darted around the room.
Amber admits to living in Oklahoma. She wasn't keeping it secret, it's just that she didn't feel compelled to tell her audience.... until everyone with eyes and at least 2 functioning brain cells figured it out and she had to admit it.
Amber hates the weather in Oklahoma in both the winter and summer (but then talks about how it's currently fall... so that magically makes winter and summer weather irrelevant, I guess). Oklahoma as a whole isn't her favourite. She moved here because she remembered feeling more welcome in Oklahoma than she ever felt in Kentucky (you know, despite her surprise eviction while visiting Casey, after only living with her family for 6 months). Amber also admits that the move is for her to be near family and that she really needs that. She claims that's because her mentul health declined in Kentucky... and not because she's a 600lb lard ass who has eaten herself to the point where she requires her mommy for the most basic of care.
She was never happy in Kentucky (despite 6 months of videos during late 2021-early 2022 where she insisted she was a whole new person, and bitched about how us fat-phobic haydurs couldn't see it). I can't wait until 6 months from now when Amber's at her fattest and dirtiest, crying about her mentulz, and then reaction channels throw this shit back in her face.
JUMPCUT!! In her laundry closet, trying to figure out how her washing machine works. "It's like technology that I don't even understand". It's a washing machine, not a particle accelerator! Terminally online, yet hasn't figured out that instruction manuals for almost EVERYTHING that ever been in existance is instantly available for free to download. Better call mommy again.
FREEZE FRAME!!
Big Brain 145 IQ Amber pours the detergent from the AIR VENT of the bottle, instead of the little plastic faucet. OMG, are these bullshit fabricated dramas going to be her "content" for now on?!
JUMPCUT!! Amber's back in her dump of a bedroom, talking about how she's been spending a LOT of time with her mom lately. We kinda already figured that out Amber. As Jade dumped your ass, you've been unsuccessful in fatfishing a new caretaker, and you're incapable of doing anything by yourself, it's been the only possible scenario.
Amber's going to BINGO with her mom. Amber's excited, because she used to play in Virgina, and would win all the time (did the other players stand up and clap for you as well?) You go, Gorl! Embrace your trashy roots! Also, how long do you think before Methmama loses her shit over Amber taking over every aspect of her life?
More talking about what a mess her room is [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! In mom's car, sitting in the passenger seat. No seatbelt, as usual.
JUMPCUT!! Amber at BINGO (playing a single strip because the game moves too fast for her to focus on more than 3 cards). Methmama's running a 2 strip. I was about to make a snarky comment about all the heads Amber would turn by being there, but who am I kidding? I've seen the patrons of a Bingo hall before; Amber's found her kin there.
FREEZE FRAME!!
[OKAY, shot of mama's hands. Fairly dark, AND rings on the right hand. I'm correcting a statement from a previous post I made and agree that this could have been the person in the shot at the grocery store. It threw me off because that person in the grocery store didn't seem as big as I remembered Kristine to be from her 2020 appearance in Amber's vlog]
Comparison of the two hands:
JUMPCUT!! Back at home. They were at the Bingo hall for 4-5 hours. Kristine and her boyfriend won, Amber lost. Amber had to stop after 2 hours, because her brain was "turning to mush" from having to track 3 cards. HAH! CALLED IT!
JUMPCUT!! "Good morning. I slept in my makeup"... and WITHOUT CASES ON THE PILLOWS! What a fucking savage. Amber says it's a habit she'll have for the rest of her life, because why would she change it now? Amber has said this line a few times now, and it's the most honest thing she's EVER SAID.
Don't worry, Ambo; we KNOW you won't change.
Random bullshit stream of (un)consciouness rambling not worth listening to or taking seriously [SKIP]
Amber sleeps with a weighted stuffie thing that Jade gave her before she left.
Byee!!
TL;DR: Amber is living like a pig. Already the bedroom is trashed and her pillows have no cases on them. Amber admits that she moved to Oklahoma because she needed to be near family (but blames it on the state of Kentucky itself, instead of her being a 600 lb toddler in need of a caretaker). Amber admits that she hates the weather in Oklahoma during the winter and summer, but that's okay because it's currently autumn. Amber pretends to be too retarded to know how to use the pour spout from her laundry detergent bottles, or how her washer works. Amber's new mirror (and apparently new platonic GF) is her mama, and the first step in the transfiguration was to embrace her trashy roots and going to BINGO! Unfortunately, Amber lacked the mental capacity to track the minimum number of cards possible in the game (3) and had to stop half way through.
[Edit - corrected spelling and fixed a few sentences]
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It's kind of hard to prove a negative but if you need proof, look at the size of that apartment. Why would Jade stick around for such a downgrade? In Lexington, she had her own bedroom and bathroom plus an office for her work from home job. Can you imagine those two heifers stuffed into a 1 BR, 1 bath?
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Tube sock tiddies
Mekahineyho
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“Currently in my moms car”
And so it begins. God speed Kristine, it’s your turn to taxi the Princess around.
And so it begins. God speed Kristine, it’s your turn to taxi the Princess around.
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- May 7, 2020
she has too much stuff for that small of a space, and she can’t stand to get rid of anything, so expecting to see more of her cramped hoard.
excited to see her spiral
excited to see her spiral
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Only thing under construction is the burden those filters have to hold up and make 200 lbs disappear.
So already 65 years old going to Bingo and shit lmaooooooooooooooooo
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And most importantly, she is no longer bringing in the money like she used to. Amber will be 33 in two and a half months. She's dumb, she's boring, and she's comparatively broke. She's a pillow princess with horrific hygiene. Why would any self respecting lesbian want to date her at this point?
It's ok though Amber, don't fret. I'm sure you could manage to find a man.
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- Aug 4, 2019
It’s crazy that she’d rather do all of that and have shitty sleep than just get a CPAP machine.