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Aru-chu said:
He actually looks heavier than when he was arrested. Guess he's had to catch up on all that missed mickey d's.
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It's the same effect as any yo-yo diet. He clearly lost weight in jail, but now that he's out he quickly added on the lost weight and then some due to his horrible eating habits.
 
Yankee Shogun said:
There is something horrifically poetic in the fact that Chris increasingly resembles Barb as his body deteriorates. I remember being one of the suckers who thought jail would help him get skinnier, how wrong I was, especially now that he's clearly on something
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Chris DID get much skinnier, you can tell from the post-jail mugshot. He simply regained the weight again.
 
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So nothing but more unhinged ramblings and nothing about what's been going on outside his warped imagination? :heart-empty: Guess some questions will remain unanswered.
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
I'm guessing it's risperidal, which is known to cause tits in men and boys. Doesn't seem to make him less psychotic though...
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Dispersal is a known dopamine blocker. In some people, it can increase addictive behavior and amplify habits, since your brain wants that dopamine and needs to make more to get an effect. When I was on that shit, I sought out intense pleasures and masturbated like crazy. I think it’s fitting that its formal name (Risperidone) is an anagram of I Desire Porn. It also “simplified” my thought patterns to the point where history, which was once one of my favorite subjects, became hard to follow, and don’t get me started on math. And I gave up my passion for computer hardware and electronics design since I was worried about sexism… and fucking Risperdal amplified that thought. It’s also definitely a drug that makes you strive for social conformity, which probably led Chris to learn video editing skills.
 
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"Chris is totally going to be raped and murdered in prison lol"

- doesn't go to prison
- has years of accumulated tardbux
- has a sweetheart from the groundup and bad boy charm
- has a succesful business
- doesn't have Barb sucking life out of him anymore

What did they do to him there?
 
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*sigh*

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In case you're wondering why people are tripping over themselves to buy all the crap off that store, up to and including literal dirt and rocks, that's because they're scalpers who think they will make a ton of profit in a few years when Chris is dead or rapes someone else or whatever. Yes, that also includes plans to sell the dirt and rocks, they're biding for their time. These are the same assholes who bought all the retro video game shit and are sitting on it to raise the prices to ridiculous levels, it looks like they will be jumping onto the Lolcow sphere now.
Someone tell Harry that if he has anymore of Ralph's things, now would be the time to sell them, if nothing else it could go towards Cozy Rozy's college fund or something.
 
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OK so as always I'm ultra late and gay but still I must sperg:
1. What the actual fuck did I just watch?
2. Where the actual fuck was it filmed? It couldn't be tard home, and I wouldn't say The Hoard either, so likely some niggerfaggot ween enabler's basement
3. Speaking about ween enablers, Chris is either really close to full-blown schizophrenia or medicated with some shit, and the following sperging activated my almonds
85CentSoda said:
Chris is finally getting his dream of a cult off the ground! He even has real handlers! This is probably even worse than Idea Guys because the new Discord cabal probably has physical access to Chris. If he's not back at BC14 and he's under the direct control of handlers his life just took a bad, but probably predictable, turn. Chris seems like he might be under the influence of drugs, which in combination of enabling his delusions, is probably a really easy way to control him. The whole editing of the video reeks of millennial troon garbage and the Etsy store shows that there's renewed interest in getting money off of his notoriety. The medallions aren't even made by him. When are we going to start getting trash mass produced by Discord troon sold as original Chris work? Get ready for the next few years of nothing but a Discord cabal controlling him with drugs and sucking as much money as they can out of him until popular interest wanes again.
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Sadly, IMO this is spot on. Welcome to the Tard Cult saga.
4. He looks like a total shit, perhaps even worse than before incaceration
5. Zoomer population must be thinned out, inshallah in Israel *sigh*
 
12GameOvers said:
In case you're wondering why people are tripping over themselves to buy all the crap off that store, up to and including literal dirt and rocks, that's because they're scalpers who think they will make a ton of profit in a few years when Chris is dead or rapes someone else or whatever. Yes, that also includes plans to sell the dirt and rocks, they're biding for their time. These are the same assholes who bought all the retro video game shit and are sitting on it to raise the prices to ridiculous levels, it looks like they will be jumping onto the Lolcow sphere now.
Someone tell Harry that if he has anymore of Ralph's things, now would be the time to sell them, if nothing else it could go towards Cozy Rozy's college fund or something.
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im starting to think those communist tranny people were right about the late stage capitalism meme. there used to be baseball cards and beanie babies and mcdonalds toys but the speculative fucking vultures of the modern day are truly a special era of pathetic.
 
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BMO_ said:
Welp, here we are. CWC is back.

If Chris's "Jesus" and Null is Judas, who's Satan and the Anti-Christ?
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Chris is Jesus, Null is Judas, Sonichu Demon is Satan and Crystal Weston Chandler is the Anti-Christ. Why do you think The Sonichu Demon is so obsessed with making her?
Plot Twist: Chris really was The Second Coming of Christ, but he was re-incarnated in the body of a retarded manchild, and was then corrupted by the world of earthly pleasures and human sadists preying on him for laughs. When he was send to prison, he had flashes of clarity, but it was far too late: There is no going back now. The Devil will have the last laugh as The Sonichu Demon eventually jumps into a host that is able to impregnate a woman with a baby girl to complete the ritual(Ethan Ralph was close, but the demon did not anticipate how much Xanax and Alcohol would impair his judgement and the horse ran off with Rozy Crystal before the damage could be done. In an ironic twist of fate, Satan was corrupted by the same earthly vices that did Chris Chan Jesuschu in)
The real plot twist is that while both armies of Heaven and Hell are preparing for the inevitable final war, both of their commanders reincarnated on Earth in the bodies of retards and degenerates, trapped in their forms until their hosts die. You can't make this shit up, this is peak clown world.
 
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arc minsk said:
im starting to think those communist tranny people were right about the late stage capitalism meme. there used to be baseball cards and beanie babies and mcdonalds toys but the speculative fucking vultures of the modern day are truly a special era of pathetic.
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When you can't afford shit the normal way, you will take any venue you think will make you enough money. Not like late Gen Z or Millennials can retire without some kind of big pay off at the end of the day
 
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