Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
Nick went from hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Rittenhouse trial, to making less than a hundred his last stream.l, mainly because he is a boring coomer drunk now. Ralph was a angry self-destructive drunk, and still made more of of Fuentes' paypiggies.

Nick has dipped to Ralph levels faster than Ralph did, and it's sad because I think youre right, Nick could pull up from this and go back to his normal life, but his hedonism eats away at that every day. He already squandered all the fame and money he had from the Rittenhouse trial, something he lucked into and will never have again, and there is nothing left to stop him from drinking away his kids.

I liked Nick, I really did, but we've all seen this story play out repeatedly with people Josh interacted with. Jersh and Metokur both have the curse of everyone they ever collaborate with degenerating into shit.

I'm willing to bet that Kurt (Uncivil Law) with his dry but insightful (autistic) commentary on purely law themes makes more money per stream, with far less subscribers than Nick.

So Nick, in his attempts to not be a "Law Streamer" and begin his coomer arc attracted an audience that doesn't pay, alienated his previous watchers AND the ones he got during the Rittenhouse/Depp stuff.

And instead of pulling up, he is now trying to become a mini Dick Masterson, how embarrassing.
 
I don't know why Nick has decided that he doesn't like us. We're so nice, so this makes me really sad.
Unironically Kiwi Farms is..a less Toxic Place than the rest of the internet. The only people who really get shit on by Kiwi farms are people who deserve it.

Why does PewdiePie not get a thread? because typically..he doesn't act like a retard.

Kiwi Farms mostly liked Nick because he didn't act like an Idiot, and when he did most of our commentary was "Wow Nick..why you doing that, you got a good thing going..don't be like the people we have seen go down this path." and only really turned against him when he got completely Ass hurt about it.
 
"Kiwi Farms is just people gossiping about celebrities."
This thread isn't about Nick at all, but about Tiger Woods.


- Nick addressed the trust fund issue. A Rekieta family lawyer supposedly published something inaccurate about his grandfather's estate during the big hospital donation??? I'll dive into it later but he's obviously butthurt by our accusations of him being a trust fund kid.
Another fuck up by Ty Beard?

EDITED: Added Nick comparing himself as Tiger Woods clip.
 
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Nick says he doesn't have ANYTHING to do in the day, but he feels bad for making Kayla do EVERYTHING.
Usually I don’t pay much attention to Lady Rackets, but noticed an uptick in posts calling her lazy. This is primarily based on Nick always talking about “having to drive the kids…” constantly, to the point that it’s considered Nick’s go-to excuse for his disorganized laziness. Been thinking, “Why trust Nick’s account of the state of things?” I’m not convinced at all that Kayla is some layabout. A few weeks ago, someone posted some info & pics about Nick’s family, mainly stuff from his fathers Facebook account. In every single vid or pic that Kayla featured in, she was taking care of the kids, wiping their faces, kneeling down to fix their clothes, had her hands full with typical mom stuff. Nick however was a stark contrast, as he was almost always off to the side, staring at his damn phone, even in the Christmas shots. He looked like the teenager who didn’t want to go to the family holiday party. Point is, made me second guess the assumptions about Kayla. My money is on Kayla almost single handedly taking care of all the kids needs, day in, day out. Only thing Nick does is some driving, as far as the kids go. Provides money, (now less than used to for the last few years,) combined with higher overhead, due in full because of Nicks ego lawsuit w/ Montegraph that has him spending thousands that he really can’t spare for just an ego stroke. Bet Kayla is the most sick of his shit, as she juggles five kids.
New clip from Elissa:



This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.
Nick's framing of this is disingenuous. He acts like it’s been some struggle of equal and opposite proportion between he & Null. I have a close friend who used to abuse alcohol. He would get tossed and sometimes, while drinking, would pick fights with friends, via text messages, as Nick seems to do. My friend wouldn’t quite recall what happened after the fact, but always seemed to rationalize his actions despite being the one picking fights & pushing his BS on everyone. Once he stopped binge drinking, it stopped happening. I’d bet a large sum that Nick was drunk as fuck & thought it’d be a good idea to hint at Null what he wanted done regarding this thread. The social cues thing is more applicable to Balldo than Null in this instance. Think about it: Nick had been drinking & streaming, late at night/ early morning, decided to text Null a piece of his mind. Halfway across the world, Null is sitting at his desk, sipping coffee, working on his bznz, alert and ready for a new day by mid morning. Social cues? Sure Rackets, just take your drunken late night word for it over the cool light of day actuality. Balldo even stooped so low that he tried relying on the court of public opinion (troon & cow accounts of this site & Null,) to sell his cop out. “Social cues, yeah. Right, Dick?! I must be right!”

To be fair, Nick probably does want to make up. It’s clear that he’s not ready to be accountable and make honest amends, yet. Wonder if he’s even considered he was being unreasonable and confusing, and that it wasn’t Null texting him with weird unclear shit, but vice versa. Muh social cues, though. Sure. To accomplish what Old Balldo is attempting (as of last night stream,) with defending Kiwi Farms, he absolutely does not have to be on any terms with Null. He could just do it because he believes in it, but his actions will inform more than his words. Will he defend the site? Regardless? Or is he trying to hold goodwill hostage for his gain. Actions speak louder.
 
just look at Mint Salad
that was a rare situation

  1. She was adopted, meaning abandoning her adoptive parents would hurt just as much as leaving a job to a normal person, just abandoning your kid fucks them up hard, which is why women are 50x more likely to mercy kill it with abortion
  2. Dick was at the height of his fame, straight off the lolsuit and thriving, both on his podcast and on youtube. even joining the killstream at its height, iirc even then that whole situation is what led to the simpspiracy and later downfall. it was a bunt sacrifice with two outs in the big scheme of things
  3. iirc her entire life/friend group was dickheads and she was already dating riley. her 'tism meant that abandoning them would leave her with no one
Nick and even dick a year later wouldnt have been able to pull off that situation.
whether it be verbal
technically him saying on stream what he did already means its verbal abuse.
s. He got his silver play button because of Vic.
i don't know about comicsgate but what led to nick meeting vic and being in a position to recoomend a lawyer
Mixing alcohol and "meds" is a great way to fuck up your organs
i knew a college kid who was drinking and taking the same amphetamines just for a year and his liver was apparently on par with a 60 year old's, that might be why nick's speed running liver failure.
 
This thread isn't about Nick at all, but about Tiger Woods.



Another fuck up by Ty Beard?

EDITED: Added Nick comparing himself as Tiger Woods clip.
Rackets wants to be a cool black guy so bad. Also lol at Null's matter-of-fact "cause he's black." when Rekieta starts going on about Woods' infidelity :story:
 
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Most importantly, both Nick and Dick has invoked Jim, implying that Jim would be fully on their side in this drama. Now, I know eric july is a thin skin retard...but what does long term Jim fans think on what Jim would 'side' on? I know little of Jim but my initial thought that he'd make fun of all involved but I think any normal human that isn't sperging on technicalities can see who are the assholes here...
Here is Nick talking how horny he is all the time and how his life has no purpose beyond that:



Here is Metokur on his last stream of 2022 (around the time of the Nick clip above), ruminating on how horny people are the dumbest people on the Internet:



Nick's issue isn't just talking about degenerate subject matter, or that he has a bad case of TMI. The bigger issue is that Nick has poor judgement in general which led to his oversharing and overconfidence in the arena of degeneracy which was also compounded by his being horny, selfish pride, and incessant drinking (and other substance use).

Nick's judgement overall has been worsening over time and he's at the point where he doesn't even need to be horny to be an embarrassing idiot, and his constant shift between open hostility and desperation toward others just makes him look worse.
 
Here is Nick talking how horny he is all the time and how his life has no purpose beyond that:

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Here is Metokur on his last stream of 2022 (around the time of the Nick clip above), ruminating on how horny people are the dumbest people on the Internet:

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Nick's issue isn't just talking about degenerate subject matter, or that he has a bad case of TMI. The bigger issue is that Nick has poor judgement in general which led to his oversharing and overconfidence in the arena of degeneracy which was also compounded by his being horny, selfish pride, and incessant drinking (and other substance use).

Nick's judgement overall has been worsening over time and he's at the point where he doesn't even need to be horny to be an embarrassing idiot, and his constant shift between open hostility and desperation toward others just makes him look worse.
Jim, NO!!! Oh fucking no..... Jim, Jim, JIM!!!!!

How will Nicky react to this? another cope stream?

Nick: I love you Jim, you are an asshole, but I love you Jim. Let's bury the hatchet, Jim. I can set you up a gofundme to cure your cancerAIDS, I can easily do it if you talk to me Jim....
 
Jim, NO!!! Oh fucking no..... Jim, Jim, JIM!!!!!

How will Nicky react to this? another cope stream?

Nick: I love you Jim, you are an asshole, but I love you Jim. Let's bury the hatchet, Jim. I can set you up a gofundme to cure your cancerAIDS, I can easily do it if you talk to me Jim....
I fully expect Rekieta to blame Jim at some point of everything related to the Monty thing, he implied it a while ago when the lawsuit was started
 
What's with the insufferably punchable staring skyward shit? He doesn't believe in God, so I guess he must have a bug on his ceiling in his tard vault.
Sir, it's the Strategic Balldo Repository....not to be confused with a Tactical Balldo Depository. Please get up with the terminology
 
I'm hoping Null never messages him back. I'm hoping the Rackets segments start to slowly disappear from MATI, as entertaining as they are. Josh doesn't need this abuse.
The man is in the internet equivalent of endemic tribal warfare with troons, banks, the legal system, shysters of all politics and telecoms companies. Somehow I don’t think the amusing, deranged ramblings of a washed up Pollack drunk register all that much.
 
I believe Nick was too surprised by the initial discovery of his follows of Hedo bulls to handle it smartly by casually mentioning them as part of a handful potential interviewees
Honestly, it could even be that. It's the dodging of the issue that makes it problematic.
"If you don't leave me alone, I will do what you ask eventually." -Nick
THIS is the quote. What a weird psychopathology. Just put down the phone, Nick. Play Tetris.
I have no doubt that Nick's contract will be renewed. But probably on far, far less generous terms financially for him.
Yep, and I think he knows that. Explains a lot.
null doesn't need balldo man.
Huh? Null's not sitting on an empire. It's a small forum that much of the Western planet wants to take down. Josh needs every possible supporter.
The last thing Null should want is Rekieta's help. He'll fuck shit up so bad, Null were be sentenced to death and everybody on this site who ever laughed at Greer will be sent to a re-education camp. Null said yesterday on MATI he already has a legal team. Give it up, Nick. You sound pathetic.
See above. Also, I rarely disagree with you but, girl, he's an unmarried FL Millennial in SERBIA to escape... prosecution, taxes, and LLC issues. He relies on Rumblerants, etc to support his daily needs. He can barely stay on the Clearnet.

He needs help where he can find it.
You will note that in his description of the EMERGENCY DRIVING TRIP in this clip he didn't actually specify what he was doing or why it was an emergency or quasi-emergency. Maybe @Geared Chris can comment on whether he's said anything more about this trip later,
He did not.
Does it sound sus? Fuck yes it does.
It is sus but, also, per Himedall's post earlier today, I think he's happy to punk Kiwi for fun.
 
Welp. They're fucked.

Not just for the not having money for college set aside, but also because they want to actually emulate their father. Good jerb, Nick.

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Nah. If kids became what they said they wanted to be we’d have millions of astronauts and no CPAs. It’s not ideal but my money is not on Minnesota being terrorized by the Balldo Clan’s degenerate antics.
 
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I can set you up a gofundme to cure your cancerAIDS, I can easily do it if you talk to me Jim....
To clarify, (was listening to Nicks stream last night when he was talking about the Greer v. KF lawsuit,) & Balldo didn’t say he’d set up a fundraiser, he said he’d share one that was already set up, only if Null made up with him. He’d go so far as to repost a link. Amazing, ain’t it. Balldo truly cares about freedom of speech.
 
Fucking around with BingAI yielded this.

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To clarify, (was listening to Nicks stream last night when he was talking about the Greer v. KF lawsuit,) & Balldo didn’t say he’d set up a fundraiser, he said he’d share one that was already set up, only if Null made up with him. He’d go so far as to repost a link. Amazing, ain’t it. Balldo truly cares about freedom of speech.
I'm sure that if he actually were foolish enough to follow up with Nick on this that he would have to apologize to Juju and hug Vito. Then he would set up the fundraiser so that all the money raised went to Ty Beard as a retainer.
 
Nick could pull up from this and go back to his normal life
He can't go back to a normal life after he fucked his wife with a dildo strap on to his balls. Nothing can't stop the balldo. You don't put on the balldo, the balldo put you on. The ride stop when it snaps and cut your balls clean off.

Rekieta has crossed some lines that he shouldn't have crossed I'm afraid. The only thing he can do now is stop being a bigger retard than he is right now. But I know he won't, he'll continue this path of degeneracy instead of going back and living the old mundane normal life he had before.
 
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