Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 158 40.4%

  • Total voters
    391
Nick banned people bc he was being a child.
@Geared Chris --- You don't know fuckin' shit about me! I grew up around BLACK PEOPLE my ENTIRE life!!!
Nick brings NOTHING of value.
@Captain Manning --- You don't know fuckin' shit about me! I grew up around BLACK PEOPLE my ENTIRE life!!!
Resist the siren call of the Blackrechaun.
@Maude Snew --- You don't know fuckin' shit about me! I grew up around BLACK PEOPLE my ENTIRE life!!!
Well that was LITERALLY THE EXACT FUCKING NIGHT Nick had his six or seven hour meltdown stream over Eric July.
@Balldo's Gate --- You don't know fuckin' shit about me! I grew up around BLACK PEOPLE my ENTIRE life!!!
Viva Frei would be useless for the reason Mordecai just went into.
@VIVA FREI --- You don't know fuckin' shit about me! I grew up around BLACK PEOPLE my ENTIRE life!!!

Okay... I'm done screaming my quote of the month at everyone. In all seriousness, I'm hoping Nick lights the torch and starts to burn a bridge with VIVA FREI next. I would pay the $95 to watch that fight on ESPN. Viva would mop the fucking floor with him... AND HE'S NOT EVEN FROM THIS COUNTRY!!! Viva is also a member of the lollipop guild, yet he'd still smoke the 6'4 balldo man.

EDIT: grammar & lollipop guild comment, and the fag faggot colors in his honor
 
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I have no idea where you are getting this idea that naltrexone is '"suppressed"
Yeah that was a fucking head scratcher. Along with the idea that simple detox is all it takes to beat alcohol addiction. If that were the case there would be no need for AA, rehab or the millions of deaths per year from alcohol-related events or health conditions.

As if there’s any doubt that Nick would be draining a bottle of whiskey “for the taste” within minutes of leaving detox. Nick has a buzz on 22/7 because he likes the taste, which makes about as much sense as the Slaton sisters saying they got to 1000 pounds because they just like the taste of fried chicken and ice cream. Like Nick, they are all sick in the head and no pharmaceutical will cure it.

At best a detoxer without a recovery program just transfers focus to a different substance or process addiction, like eating, gambling, smoking, shopping or harmful sexual behaviors. Nick looks like he’s on track for many of the above and then some, e.g. hoarding and self-mutilation. (I’m shocked he went for such a textbook alcoholic response as “I just like the taste!” Next he’ll be claiming he can’t be a problem drinker since he’s never gotten a DUI.)
 
I wonder if Nicholas will be doing a show tonight OR if he will instead choose to spend his time here catching up on his thread. Malding and furiously trying to contact Null from the shower.
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Ah yes sorry forgot to do my duty to announce when he isn't doing a show. It's already proven helpful once with the Hotel Lobby Servicing timeline.
 
Yeah that was a fucking head scratcher. Along with the idea that simple detox is all it takes to beat alcohol addiction. If that were the case there would be no need for AA, rehab or the millions of deaths per year from alcohol-related events or health conditions.

As if there’s any doubt that Nick would be draining a bottle of whiskey “for the taste” within minutes of leaving detox. Nick has a buzz on 22/7 because he likes the taste, which makes about as much sense as the Slaton sisters saying they got to 1000 pounds because they just like the taste of fried chicken and ice cream. Like Nick, they are all sick in the head and no pharmaceutical will cure it.

At best a detoxer without a recovery program just transfers focus to a different substance or process addiction, like eating, gambling, smoking, shopping or harmful sexual behaviors. Nick looks like he’s on track for many of the above and then some, e.g. hoarding and self-mutilation. (I’m shocked he went for such a textbook alcoholic response as “I just like the taste!” Next he’ll be claiming he can’t be a problem drinker since he’s never gotten a DUI.)
Honestly, it works, but everyone screams cold turkey and AA of which neither work and AA was a literal fever dream of the founder. Naltrexone works end of story.
 
Along with the idea that simple detox is all it takes to beat alcohol addiction.
As someone who probably drinks more than they should, the insidious thing about alcohol is that you feel like you can quit at any time and that you can just have one small drink to unwind. It doesn't even feel like you're jonesing when you are, it's more like you're just thinking about how you want to do an activity that's better when you're buzzed or how a good drink with a meal would be nice, but it becomes a compulsion as the day goes on and becomes very evident after you don't drink for a while and no longer get that feeling, but any drink in the future will bring it back. I don't think I have an addiction, but I definitely recognize some of those things that if I'm not vigilant of can lead to drinking too often and consistently.
 
Ah yes sorry forgot to do my duty to announce when he isn't doing a show. It's already proven helpful once with the Hotel Lobby Servicing timeline.
At least the stream was a hit with the fans though based on some of the comments in the live chat.

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Nick has dipped to Ralph levels faster than Ralph did, and it's sad because I think youre right, Nick could pull up from this and go back to his normal life, but his hedonism eats away at that every day. He already squandered all the fame and money he had from the Rittenhouse trial, something he lucked into and will never have again, and there is nothing left to stop him from drinking away his kids.
Nick can't "go back to his normal life" because this is his normal life.

All indications are the self-image he presented before was a fake facade that he developed and maintained for his show, and probably before that for his conservative in-laws and local community.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the mask started to slip within weeks of the Depp trial. He thought after that he was an actual bona fide celebrity and could do whatever he wanted, telling people who didn't like it to fuck off. This seems like it may have caused problems in his personal life immediately involving whatever the "worst day" BS was, which has been discussed again recently, but it certainly caused problems with his channel over the past year and a half.

Nick's super chat total from last night was fucking brutal. I'm pretty sure Ralph was getting more when he was out of his mind on Xanax and interviewing imaginary people, and Ralph's not on YouTube. As I believe I read others post today, (sorry, the thread is moving so quickly I can't find these posts), the "pull up" / cover legal topics again ship has sailed. That audience is gone.

There is still a paying audience for the drama stuff and maybe the coomer stuff. I am guessing eventually he will realize this and position himself even closer to Dick and Camelot. The only question in my mind is whether the "non-practicing lawyer" insult doesn't prompt him to continually cover legal topics to spite the haters even though he hates doing it and his current audience clearly isn't interested.

Like it or not, your entire argument boils down to Null should crawl on all fours to to a washed up e-celeb, under the thumb of another washed up e-celeb (who is even worse), over some extremely nebulous promise of "help," and under which Null would have to completely debase himself and likely engage in actions that would totally violate his most closely held principles. That's just silly. There is no benefit. Only determent.
The big problem is that Nick's offer is not genuine.

In the stream before that, Rekieta admitted he sandbagged Null, not wanting him on his show because he was butthurt earlier in the year. What has changed? Nick has, if anything, escalated things since that time.

It's not a genuine offer. It's Nick waking up and realized he took things too far with a different person and trying to walk it back with his "I WANT TO HELP YOU!" routine on the next show.

To the extent the offer is genuine, Nick probably would expect something tantamount to a conditional surrender where Null concedes that Nick and Dick's personal lives are super enviable and that there is nothing wrong with the people they choose to defend and associate with. I say "conditional" because Nick would probably accept the type of throwaway negative comments about Juju Wack Pack members like Vito and Riley that Nick himself makes to keep a little bit of distance between him and them.

Crazy how long Nick has been able to keep up this "pretense" of being gay. He's still doing a really convincing job at it even to this day.
He even told a story about going to a male strip club with the female cheerleaders. One of the best method actors of his generation.

On a different note, Nick is making his comedic debut in just 3 days!
He should go and do his bit about growing up on the mean streets of Houston. Oh wait, I think that was supposed to be genuine. He'll probably do some great bits he's been workshopping like "Why All Men Are Gay".
 
The only question in my mind is whether the "non-practicing lawyer" insult doesn't prompt him to continually cover legal topics to spite the haters even though he hates doing it and his current audience clearly isn't interested.
There's a new clip from Elissa that seems relevant to this. :story:


There's also this clip of Nick tallking on Camelot's stream about why he hasn't DMed Eric July yet.

 
imagine if you lived your liofe not knwing whi nick rekiets was? imagine how much money you would have saved, how much more sex you eould have had, instead of arguining woith lesser retsrtds than yourself in a south equater fruit farm ...... live your best life
Lol have you just channeled Nick's alcohol demon? And or do you need help?

The big problem is that Nick's offer is not genuine.

In the stream before that, Rekieta admitted he sandbagged Null, not wanting him on his show because he was butthurt earlier in the year. What has changed? Nick has, if anything, escalated things since that time.
This really is the big point of conflict I'm seeing, whether or not Nick can be trusted that he means a word of what he says. I don't think he can be trusted either, and besides he's already proven that he holds the Farms in such low regard that anything he says positive about it going forward will be obvious lies. Besides, Barnes is a much better avenue for good lawyer contacts in other states, which is my suspicion for the help that "paid dividends" with Null only knowing Barnes to get those contacts because of Nick.
 
If he really just like the taste of whiskey, and not about getting drunk... does he know there are like, non-alcoholic whiskey flavored juices and candies?
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I saw something like this at Walmart a few days ago, but another brand.

We all know that for the taste is just cope and very pathetic at that. Just admit you have a problem and that would be more resepectable.
 
There's also this clip
In which Nick describes Internet personalities, including himself, as “broken and disgusting people, fucking dysfunctional…pieces of shit.”

Remember this when he soon is crying out, “I TOLD YOU I’M A BROKEN AND DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT!” as if being a scumbag has always been his personal brand.
 
Like it or not, your entire argument boils down to Null should crawl on all fours to to a washed up e-celeb, under the thumb of another washed up e-celeb (who is even worse), over some extremely nebulous promise of "help," and under which Null would have to completely debase himself and likely engage in actions that would totally violate his most closely held principles. That's just silly. There is no benefit. Only determent.
Well, first, Nick texted Josh while pissing, so your first statement is silly. Without even an argument, Nick went to Josh.

Second, if you believe Kiwi is gonna be just fine on the Clearnet with a 32 yo in Serbia whose meals are being paid for by Rumblerants and Odysee (as per him), I invite you to carefully listen to what BOTH Josh or Nick has to say about that. It's a wing and a prayer. Everyone knows those issues in this environment. We're getting this site via some island off of Africa, FFS. Give São Tomé and Príncipe a big offer from anyone and Kiwi's down again.

Lastly, Josh making alliances does NOT mean he's sacrificing his principles. Nick literally said last night that Kiwi could keep coming at him, regardless.

There is a bigger, principled issue here as you pointed out.

So, @Captain Manning, you asked me to give specifics. I'll do the same. Who would YOU suggest Josh align with for Kiwi's support in politics, social media, tech, legal, and funding? Null has said he has very little.

I can count two. Sean and Nick.
 
Well, first, Nick texted Josh while pissing, so your first statement is silly. Without even an argument, Nick went to Josh.

Second, if you believe Kiwi is gonna be just fine on the Clearnet with a 32 yo in Serbia whose meals are being paid for by Rumblerants and Odysee (as per him), I invite you to carefully listen to what BOTH Josh or Nick has to say about that. It's a wing and a prayer. Everyone knows those issues in this environment. We're getting this site via some island off of Africa, FFS. Give São Tomé and Príncipe a big offer from anyone and Kiwi's down again.

Lastly, Josh making alliances does NOT mean he's sacrificing his principles. Nick literally said last night that Kiwi could keep coming at him, regardless.

There is a bigger, principled issue here as you pointed out.

So, @Captain Manning, you asked me to give specifics. I'll do the same. Who would YOU suggest Josh align with for Kiwi's support in politics, social media, tech, legal, and funding? Null has said he has very little.

I can count two. Sean and Nick.
Nick was glad as shit and very smug over Greer winning his appeal. THE NEXT DAY. Nick acts like he is buddy buddy and will give Null a fair shake while still calling him a faggot, gay, autistic. I don't know why you are so insistent that you think Nick would give a fair shake with Null or that he is being honest.

It's the same with Eric July. Nick acted buddy buddy with Eric. Nick then goes on a 7 hour stream seething about July, then proceeding to ramp up attacks. He isn't impartial as he likes to claim. He will proceed to do the same gay shit to Null.
 
Nick was glad as shit and very smug over Greer winning his appeal. THE NEXT DAY. Nick acts like he is buddy buddy and will give Null a fair shake while still calling him a faggot, gay, autistic. I don't know why you are so insistent that you think Nick would give a fair shake with Null or that he is being honest.

It's the same with Eric July. Nick acted buddy buddy with Eric. Nick then goes on a 7 hour stream seething about July, then proceeding to ramp up attacks. He isn't impartial as he likes to claim. He will proceed to do the same gay shit to Null.
Have I EVER said Nick is an honest broker? No.

Do I think Nick cares about free speech as much as Null (they've both deleted users and comments for debatable reasons)? Yes.

I've watched Nick for years. His issues over the last year are epic. I simply think this relationship could be repaired. Hell, I think Nick is LISTENING to Null bc he knows - deep down - that Josh's criticism is correct. Nick knows he needs to pull up. He's an asshole. He's not stupid.
 
It is unbelievable to me how much of a disingenuous faggot Rekieta has become, holy shit. Constantly brings up Null, "I love you man" "You're a really great retard" "Really smart guy" and simultaneously dickrides every one of Dick's tweets about how much of an autistic loser fuckup Null is. I'm not even a major fan of Null and I still consider this to be really disgusting teenage girl behavior from a married adult with children. Edit: Not to mention just how fucking amused and happy he looked about the Greer appeal going through.

"You can come bury the hatchet with me Jersh..." I would tell this fucker to get bent and come bury the hatchet himself when he finally puts down the fucking bottle for a stream, keep my name out of your mouth if you're not sober or some shit like that. Inviting Null to come bury the hatchet like Null started any of this shit in the first place is ridiculous. I think Null will unironically have to send him a breakup text at this rate. Sorry if this came across as too angry but I have seen and known way too many toxic drunkards in my day, and every one of them is like this.
 
Nick was glad as shit and very smug over Greer winning his appeal. THE NEXT DAY. Nick acts like he is buddy buddy and will give Null a fair shake while still calling him a faggot, gay, autistic. I don't know why you are so insistent that you think Nick would give a fair shake with Null or that he is being honest.

It's the same with Eric July. Nick acted buddy buddy with Eric. Nick then goes on a 7 hour stream seething about July, then proceeding to ramp up attacks. He isn't impartial as he likes to claim. He will proceed to do the same gay shit to Null.
Nick has always been a grifter with no true beliefs. He always just says what he thinks his audience wants to hear because that gets him money. During his rise, I felt he was not genuine at all. Whenever another show would play clips while he was talking about the Edward Elric case, it seemed like the biggest slam dunk victory of all time. There was never any possibility of defeat because he knew his audience was full of anime losers who wanted Vic to win.

So right now his audience is Dick heads because nobody else gives a fuck what some drunk non practicing lawyer in Minnesota thinks. Dick is currently in a feud with Eric July. So Nick will just be disingenuous and interpret the law in a way that makes Eric July look bad because he thinks that's what his Dick head fans want.

Excited for the inevitable "Nick let Dick borrow his wife for a threesome" leak.
 
It’s never been more obvious to me than it became last night that Nick has zero morals or ethics. He does have values, though; he values whiskey, pornography, the internet and drama with other grown men.

There’s no innocent explanation for a married man to follow a local hooker. And Nick is exactly the kind of morally bankrupt piece of shit to fuck one on the side while claiming that paying the mortgage is “simping” for his wife. Because the only men who say things like “I give her EVERYTHING!” are ones trying to justify abusing their wives.
 
It's been quite a while since I've posted on the farms, been a bit busy with work, but I see Nick has been busy, too!

I don't even know where to begin in the "catch up" process of this thread, but wanted to give an amazing shoutout to @Shush for this insane edit.

You made me piss my pants... and say a prayer to make sure the demon was expelled from my computer.

xoxo, Judy

EDIT: grammar
How's honeymoon? :story:
 
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