Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

Nick has been unusually quiet today on twitter coincidentally after @Strix454 pointed out how much time out of the day Nick spends on twitter. He did tweet this gem though. The replies were fun also.

*Edit. I spoke too soon. The spergfest on twitter begins again

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW visual aid

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Not real genitalia, but I'm gonna spoiler it anyways.

The two rings you see are apparently optional, and used if you want to make the "ball penis" (for lack of a better term) part longer.

I'm even more confused now, Nick must have small balls if they can fit into the cuck cage and then some how shoved into our wife.

 

[McMitch]

I saw a comment that said he did a thirty minute set when he was allotted ten. Holy shit, what an asshole; I'd be getting up to leave the event twenty minutes into his set if I knew that.

Open-mic nights for comics are usually cringe-comedy at its finest, but there's a limit to how much you can watch one man crash and burn.

 

[Phillip Green]

The two rings you see are apparently optional, and used if you want to make the "ball penis" (for lack of a better term) part longer.

Do any other former regular watchers remember the episode where Nick claimed he had no idea how cock rings work when they were mentioned in chat? He followed it up with a feigned naïve confusion as to why someone would use them (drunkenly implying that his virility and passion for his wife prevented the need for such degenerate devices). Ringing bells for anyone?

I remember it was later in a show during the pre-balldo era (thus drunk), but I can't recall how long ago. I am curious though how long it took to go from from that point to now needing to wrap his testes into a silicon torture device while high on MDMA to achieve intimacy with his wife...

 

[Strix454]

Nick has been unusually quiet today on twitter coincidentally after @Strix454 pointed out how much time out of the day Nick spends on twitter.

He may have also eventually stopped for lack of sleep. On that day I was looking at, it was tough to figure out when he had actually slept. There were like two window of three hours each where it seemed plausible that he might have slept.
The combination of heavy drinking, stimulant use and very irregular sleep habits at his age are not a good thing.

I see he is offering up hot takes about how kids don't really need eight hours of schooling a day. That you can do it all 90 minutes if you are Nick-like super genius teacher.

He also offered up this one:

"I worked for YEARS to get away from the OBVIOUSLY SHIT PROPISITION of burning all your waking hours working, driving, and then doing the Jordan Peterson ballwashing/room cleaning for that date time or relaxation time you never actually have time for."

For the record, he worked for three years in his entire adult life that way. Though its not clear if he ever did that "room cleaning" thing. Now he can spend his entire day drinking and fighting with randos on twitter in his dirty house. His mistake was in not throwing himself down some stairs after he graduated college and working a disability afterward. Pretty much the same lifestyle of sitting around the house drinking all day.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

the thing i don't understand about the balldo is why is the "tip" pointed down, if it was a strap-on shouldnt it be mounted in front of you so you could use your hips? unless he's taking one of his hands and adjusting it into position himself the entire time its not going to work. no way in hell can you even get a good thrusting motion with that. its a crime against nature. its fucking creepy, a regular strap-on would be a bit more understandable.

 

[TexOffender]

the thing i don't understand about the balldo is why is the "tip" pointed down, if it was a strap-on shouldnt it be mounted in front of you so you could use your hips? unless he's taking one of his hands and adjusting it into position himself the entire time its not going to work. no way in hell can you even get a good thrusting motion with that. its a crime against nature. its fucking creepy, a regular strap-on would be a bit more understandable.

I assume you're supposed to pile drive your girl with it, only with your balls. So you'd be slamming down on them while their have their legs up. That really doesn't sound very fun.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. That really doesn't sound very fun.

the review from wired even states its near impossible to use from your end, plus its also slightly painful for the woman (because of the girth) It feels more like a gag gift than something a normal person would use.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

It finally uploaded
Get a downloader ready

Just scrubbing through because it's painful, but Nick's posture is abysmal. Half the time he looks like he's nursing a really bad hangover. Maybe that's how he drinks so much without stopping. He achieved some sort of powered-up state that lets him have hangovers while drinking to maximize alcohol consumption and save time.

Efficient! Sure it creates craters in his brain, and I'm certain he has some mixture of formaldehyde and vinegar replacing his blood now, but still, efficient.

Anyway, dude has no stage presence what-so-ever. He has no flow and his jokes are shit.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

the review from wired even states its near impossible to use from your end, plus its also slightly painful for the woman (because of the girth) It feels more like a gag gift than something a normal person would use.

Please stop talking about the balldo, the less we understand that horrendous monstrosity the better off we are.

 

[RotPockets]

I still don't understand how this thing works, do the balls go to the side? Whats with the tip what are you supposed to put in there? Why does it include rings like it sounds awful for men lol

Yeah, apparently the balls hang out a bit, like a couple of hacky sacks taped onto a wiffle bat. Not only does that sound profoundly uncomfortable for a man, but women don’t find that appealing either. It sounds painful for us, too.

Jim was absolutely right. It’s for taking the knot.

I wrote this visual aid not too long ago.

Now picture the logistics of it. Both of them on all fours, ass to ass, with his balls locked in her ass like a discontented animal waiting for the swelling to go down. His grey flaccid member flopping lifelessly under his frame like a dead waterlogged worm in a puddle, sputtering feebly on the sheets unable to maintain an erection, Experiencing what is advertised as a “ballgasm” which would more aptly be seen as a pathetic act of submission more akin to a defeated beast urinating on its own upturned stomach. Unable to look back at your disappointed partner to coordinate a way to remove your shit covered scrotum from her dimpled ass. Four pimple covered bags of cottage cheese locked together across the chasm of your disgust, both afraid to look back to face what you’ve become.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Do any other former regular watchers remember the episode where Nick claimed he had no idea how cock rings work when they were mentioned in chat? He followed it up with a feigned naïve confusion as to why someone would use them (drunkenly implying that his virility and passion for his wife prevented the need for such degenerate devices). Ringing bells for anyone?

I remember it was later in a show during the pre-balldo era (thus drunk), but I can't recall how long ago. I am curious though how long it took to go from from that point to now needing to wrap his testes into a silicon torture device while high on MDMA to achieve intimacy with his wife...

It was at the end of June, last year. Not long before he started constricting his balls.

Spoiler: Source: Nothing To Talk About, Let's Talk About Nothing With a Whiskey Review (June 30. 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf3FMYgJSF8

at around 1:19:10

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The combination of heavy drinking, stimulant use and very irregular sleep habits at his age are not a good thing.

But it sure does make for ample entertainment for us!

Nick, we know you’re reading. When are you going to start tripping balls on shrooms? Just don’t do it before a flight. Or do. Whichever way, lol.

 

[AnOminous]

I still don't understand how this thing works, do the balls go to the side? Whats with the tip what are you supposed to put in there? Why does it include rings like it sounds awful for men lol

It doesn't work. It's for impotent men with limp dicks who are desperate for anything they can shove into a woman. They also have to have tiny balls, because normal size balls won't fit into that thing.

Download before its taken down

On it.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Just scrubbing through because it's painful, but Nick's posture is abysmal. Half the time he looks like he's nursing a really bad hangover. Maybe that's how he drinks so much without stopping. He achieved some sort of powered-up state that lets him have hangovers while drinking to maximize alcohol consumption and save time.

Efficient! Sure it creates craters in his brain, and I'm certain he has some mixture of formaldehyde and vinegar replacing his blood now, but still, efficient.

Anyway, dude has no stage presence what-so-ever. He has no flow and his jokes are shit.

I don't think being a low quality racist comedian is a great venture in these times. Saw the clip on MATI. Lawyering, streaming seem better, areas where he has talent.. Main thing it isn't funny, it's hard cringe and shit.

 

[feral cat #6385]

That's Digibro, and he is a tranny and also a pedofile. He used to be associated with Dicks show, but now he is homeless in Tulsa Oklahoma

We can only hope Rackets follows the same trajectory.

Spoiler: Somewhat NSFW visual aid

View attachment 5442909

Not real genitalia, but I'm gonna spoiler it anyways.

The two rings you see are apparently optional, and used if you want to make the "ball penis" (for lack of a better term) part longer.

Call me old fashioned, But I'd much prefer to just use my dick on a woman. From past experience putting you dick in a woman you like feels really good.

The Baldo looks like something you would use to torture a women with. Just looking at it makes me hope "Mandy" rapes Nick in the ass wearing pic related.

mean with all that booze he drinks would anyone be surprised his dick is nonfunctional? Personally I think them simulating animal sex purely because they're so fucking degenerate is the funnier theory though

Of course his dick is nonfunctional. Without the Baldo he would be a non-practicing sex partner with Kayla.

Download before its taken down

Got it. Thanks.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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*Edit. I spoke too soon. The spergfest on twitter begins again

What set him off all of a sudden?

 

[KingofSomething]

I am learning way too much about how a balldo is supposed to work from this thread and I am not happy about it

 

[AnOminous]

Call me old fashioned, But I'd much prefer to just use my dick on a woman. From past experience putting you dick in a woman you like feels really good.

You have to be able to achieve an erection to do that.

Guess what Nick can't do?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Download before its taken down
Might take it down in 8 hrs 2 make sure @Null dont get problems
Cant upload full on kiwi
Link on downloader

Null won't have issues with the video as it isn't hosted on the Farms. Worse thing is that Rekieta drops a DMCA claim on you on YouTube (make sure to screenshot it so we can laugh at him).

I've gone ahead and re-uploaded it to MEGA in case you/youtube decides to pull it down.