Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Since the rittenhouse thing got brought back up. Do you think Nick regrets at all that he had gold in his hands that he let slip between his fingers because he just had to ask the guy that went through a traumatic event and a highly publicized court case what he thought about anime porn and other nonsense?

Actually *takes a sip of a whiskey* it doesn’t matter. *licks bottle* Rekieta simply deserves that audience and money because he’s entertaining *orders a black male prostitute*

 

[waffle]

I'll go against the grain and say I think the leather blazer suits him fairly well, in a kind of sleazy drug mule sort of way.

The studded belt on the other hand was a completely awful choice and looked ridiculous. If he instead wore an understated fine leather belt and some simple jewelry, I think the outfit could have worked for what it was.


Did you just inadvertently discover facetune warp distortion on her butt? Look at the pool edge line on each side of her forearm. The area between her arm and butt looks all fucked up.

It's not a blzer though. It doesn't even have buttons, it's some bullshit motorcycle jacket.

If he wore an actual lether blazer and an adult belt it would basically be an entirely different outfit. He's dressed like a 24 year old who's gonna try and sell me coke at the pool hall.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

To All Judges:

First and Second Appellate Division, Superior Court, Kandiyohi County Minnesota

Court of Appeals, Willmar, Minnesota

U.S. SUPREME COURT , Washington DC

I write DEMANDING a re-hearing of my worse-than-lowest Deadly Gangster police state Defamation Suit which appeal case was in your farce Deadly Gangster ghetto-Communist Gangster Computer God-manipulated Gangster Court! Below, I state some of the many REASONS for said re-hearing, plus all of my evidence the Attorney General chicanerously forwarded to the Bar Association Grievance Committee for prosecution of felon Gangster mafionic negroidic the BLACK Montagraph a Baby Raping Chud, therefore un-prosecutable! The blackish menial negroidic-in-apperance-and-demeanor felon vicious Parroting Puppet ex District Attorney of Kandiyohi County with NO private law experience, DETESTED by all factions. In spite of this, SOLELY because of his many year secret gangsterization and crucifixion of ME, this negroidic low mafionic deadly BLACK David Schneider was then IMMEDIATELY and UNPRECEDENTEDLY and REPEATEDLY rapidly PROMOTED - in spite of TREMENDOUS opposition - to the present position of second highest state judgeship SOLELY through Gangster Computer God manipulation!

As additional evidence; during the last week of my within-mentioned month-long WORSE-than-a-farce Nazi court criminal trial in Kandiyohi County Court 2023, where dwarfted felon gangster Parroting Puppet rectum lapper sodomist Judge William Sullivan’s ball-of-fat felon slut wife, she - AS PLANNED - sat in the front row, repeatedly stripping her over clothes and completely pulling up her dress and slip and pulling aside her old-fashioned pink BLOOMERS in order to display her ANUS, her CUNT! She repeatedly gesticulated and whispered: "I’ll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!!" Her husband, dwarfted felon Gangster Parroting Puppet rectum-lapper sodomist Judge William Sullivan, flush-faced - in repeated open sodomistic displays - stuck out his tongue, WIGGLING it, CHUCKLING to her!
You hangman rope Gangster felon Parroting Puppet scum-on-top playboys can WATCH my Frankenstein Eyesight Television PLAYBACK of this felonious lowly sodomistic display by the felon sodomist Judge William Sullivan and his lowly felon-slut wife during my trial in Kandiyohi County Court!

After my WORSE-than-Nazi-court criminal conviction-CRUCIFIXION, for YEARS in poverty I suffered hopeless, jobless character-assassination and ISOLATION in this low deadly niggertown. I was the repeat target-victim of these gangster a-logs gangsterization and undetectable extermination attempts to SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH MY SECRETS!

Then on November 1st 2023, I attempted to escape this worse-mongrel Gangster Communist country to return to the Slovenic- Polish land of my forefathers. Instead, in a Gangster-staged Parroting Puppet DEADLY CONSPIRACY, I was flown from Wilmar municipal Airport AT NIGHT to a small, distant St. Lawrence River Estuary snowbound small airport under the guise that I was in Palm Beach County Florida. Immediately many, many things proved this to me - including the two big white asbestos-shingled hangars with the large Braniff Airways -signs on their sidewalls - in addition to the many blurted statements I solicited from the many  A-LOG DEADLY GANGSTERS - the assassins of ME - the many, many Parroting Puppets all around me!

I DEMANDED an immediate flight back to Wilmar Municipal Airport. Instead I was held captive ALL NIGHT, later in CHAINS! I refused both; all food and requests I’d “go to sleep”. Then A-log policegangsters pretending to be Florida police with NO identification BEAT ME BLOODILY! Later, while MY return-trip 707 Boeing Jet Airliner was being serviced for MY return trip, I quickly walked into the airplane and saw an A-Log GANGSTER with a small electric hairdryer-type blower pumping DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE into SECRET COMPARTMENTS under the ashtrays in the arms of the chairs where later *I* was ordered to sit in the airplane full of Kiwifarms UNDERLINGS "passengers" - MY ASSASSINS!!! - who GIGGLED as they watched me DRAGGED IN CHAINS into the airplane by the Gangster CIA policegangsters!!

These deadly Gangster A-log passengers, THEY PRESSED THE FRONTAL PANEL OF THE ASHTRAYS IN THE SEAT ARMS to release the DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE! Indubitably, all of the others deadly A-log underling gangsters upon this staged return flight, they ALL had taken the TOP SECRET POISON NERVE GAS ANTIDOTE PILL, IMMUNING them from the DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE! DEADLY POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE was sprayed at me from CIGARS, CIGARETTES, even from a Balldo! Also from the WIG of a woman sitting next to me! Even the Swiss cheese-type ICE CUBES were evaporating into POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE in all of the FREE drinks!

I got up and went to the rear of the airplane by the rear exit door with the large push-up handle. My Frankenstein Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio disclosed my intentions IMMEDIATELY! The loudspeaker SCREAMED that the flight was over and that our airplane was already preparing to land at Wilmar Municipal Airport!

You hangman rope sneak Gangster playboy scum-on-top KNOW these facts are true; not only from taking part in such undetectable exter- minations, but also you chicanerous demented felon Parroting Puppet Gangsters can WATCH my Frankenstein Eyesight Televison PLAYBACK of all these horrible terrifying deadly events!

When I returned home, Montagraph - my main nemisis and deadly felon-murderer and assassin-spy agent against me for this Gangster Government - he BEAT ME REPEATEDLY, CURSING me that I was not exterminated by all of the POISON NERVE GAS SMOKE and that I did the IMPOSSIBLE in that I KEPT AWAKE FOR THREE DAYS AND REFUSED ALL FOOD in order to prevent my SNEAK EXTERMINATION!

In accordance with the completely Gangster Computer God concocted-and-manipulated Statutory Laws, one of your Gangster Court's requisite duties is to AUTOMATI CALLY re-hear my said appeal case because it has been brought to your attention, you hangman rope Gangsters, that MY ENTIRE LIFE was destroyed by you co-conspirators through the Gangster Government’s perjured-and-fabricated CRIMINAL CONVICTION OF ME in order to fulfill the demands of your Communist God, the Worldwide Mad Deadly Gangster Computer God!

You deadly Parroting Puppet felon Gangsters already know that I HAVE BEEN and AM an INNOCENT primary victim and target for DESTRUCTION AND EXTERMINATION because I am a MENACE to your Gangster Computer God and that I am WORSE than defenseless without the Gangster Protection and Control of the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio! I STAND ALONE against you demented Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppets, namely this worse-Gangster Communist Computer God controlled Gangster Government! Before I’m exterminated by you hangman rope underlings, I DEMAND A REPLY

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's Discord: Thank God the Kiwis are gone.
Also Nick's Discord: Holy shit, this place is dead.



I won't say Kiwifarms "made" Nick, but I do think, via Weebwars, it gave him a big push and gave him a huge thing to focus on as Maddox was winding down. Once upon a time, a not insignificant portion of his fanbase were Farmers. Now a significant portion of his critics are those same Farmers.

That said, I think if Nick had gone mask off, but kept up with the trial coverage, he probably would have been okay. He still would have alienated a lot of the Farms, but this site is hardly the final arbiter of success. After all, there are plenty of cows who are successful. He could have had a strong "true crime" audience. Even if said audience consisted predominantly of daytime TV wine moms.

Instead, he went mask-off, stopped the trial coverage, and now puts out garbage content. Look at the state of his fanbase now. Even the wine moms don't seem to care, and some of them have even become critics themselves.

IOW, I don't think the Farms is really even Nick's main problem. I think the repeatedly stupid decisions he has made is what's killing him. Even after Weebwars he was doing okay there for a while.

But hey, it's on-brand for this site to get blamed for everything bad that happens to an e-personality.

To All Judges:

OMG.

Who is the guy that does the videos with the Dagoth Ur voice and the AI Rekieta voice?

If he's here, I'd love it if he would paste this into the program.

It's made even more funny because Francis E. Dec was also a lawyer at one point too. Be sure to sign it off with Nicholas R. Rekieta, esquire.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

OMG.

Who is the guy that does the videos with the Dagoth Ur voice and the AI Rekieta voice?

If he's here, I'd love it if he would paste this into the program.

It's made even more funny because Francis E. Dec was also a lawyer at one point too. Be sure to sign it off with Nicholas R. Rekieta, esquire.

Yeah I thought it was pretty fitting considering Nick's rapidly deteriorating mental state. If someone could synthesize Rekietas voice to generate stuff like this it would be hilarious.

 

[Potatoherder]

That said, I think if Nick had gone mask off, but kept up with the trial coverage, he probably would have been okay. He still would have alienated a lot of the Farms, but this site is hardly the final arbiter of success. After all, there are plenty of cows who are successful. He could have had a strong "true crime" audience. Even said audience consisted predominantly of daytime TV wine moms.

The daytime is the key part. I think many would have stayed even if he didn't do trials had he not decided to continue this 11pm-3am nonsense. The only reason that worked with the weeb wars audience is they were weebs and had no life.

 

[Captain Manning]

The daytime is the key part. I think many would have stayed even if he didn't do trials had he not decided to continue this 11pm-3am nonsense. The only reason that worked with the weeb wars audience is they were weebs and had no life.

I don't know if I agree with you that the daytime slot was key, though it was certainly half of it. I don't think he would have been as successful without the fact there were trials going. His success came down to, in large part, to the fact you could either watch him, or watch some shitty bias MSM coverage that painted Heard as a victim, and Rittenhouse as a murderer. Moreover, I think he realized (correctly) that assembling a panel to review the day's footage at night time wouldn't have worked as well because it's a subject where you need to strike while the iron is white hot. The audience that watched him was the audience that wanted up-to-the-minute coverage. That means doing it live. If he didn't do it, the true crime wine moms would have gone elsewhere and skipped him entirely.

I think this is one of these things where he wants the world to revolve around him, and he honestly felt that his personality played a big role in his success. That if he did something else, people would keep flocking to him no matter what he did. He's overestimating his own abilities, and underestimating the interest people had in the subject matter he used to cover. Maddox is interesting. Weebwars is interesting (some people on the Farms found it lame, but the numbers don't lie). Amber Heard and Rittenhouse were very interesting. Balldos, cooming, and Dick's ridiculous obsession with Eric July, not so much. The numbers aren't lying there either.

 

[AnOminous]

My understanding of him at the time was that he was some legit Criminal Defense attorney living a Evangenical Christian lifestyle with multiple children in the podunk Minnesota sticks (I distinctly remember him saying he's had to defend worse people like sex offenders when interviewing Tonka- which made me assume he was actually practicing law in high=profile cases).

He was practicing at that point, but rarely high profile anything. The one semi-high profile case he did have involved this swindler who ruined a bunch of people's lives and he apparently pled her out without getting any kind of deal, resulting in her getting basically the max sentence possible. Tbh she was a real piece of shit who deserved it, but it was a bad result.

And then instead of preserving an issue for appeal on the record, he cornered the judge in an elevator and chimped out at her, resulting in her hating his guts, and now that very judge is trying Monty's case against him. This combination of bad results and profoundly unprofessional behavior probably put the kibosh on any legal career he had locally, and there's definitely a possibility he's directly suffering from it now as well in the Monty case.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I don't know if I agree with you that the daytime slot was key. I don't think he would have been as successful without the fact there were trials going. His success came down to, in large part, to the fact you could either watch him, or watch some shitty bias MSM coverage that painted Heard as a victim, and Rittenhouse as a murderer. Moreover, I think he realized (correctly) that assembling a panel to review the day's footage at night time wouldn't have worked as well because it's a subject where you need to strike while the iron is white hot. The audience that watched him was the audience that wanted up-to-the-minute coverage. That means doing it live. If he didn't do it, the true crime wine moms would have gone elsewhere and skipped him entirely.

I think this is one of these things where he wants the world to revolves around him, and he honestly felt that his personality played a big role in his success. That if he did something else, people would keep flocking to him no matter what he did. He's overestimating his own abilities, and underestimating the interest people had in the subject matter he used to cover. Maddox is interesting. Weebwars is interesting (some people on the Farms found it lame, but the numbers don't lie). Amber Heard and Rittenhouse were very interesting. Balldos, cooming, and Dick's ridiculous obsession with Eric July, not so much. The numbers aren't lying there either.

I don't understand the focus on rackets. He is a great grifter he started off watching gamergate tards, reckognized a market for charisma and drama, and grifted it and his shitty law advice to the audiance of GG, CG, Weebwars, and eventually expanded to conservacucks, and Libtards ...... Rackets is a trust fund baby, who is a conservative romantic, with liberal cradle, he is entertaining at times, but he ends up fucking the people he defends.
Comicsgate could use your feed back I get it you lost interest because who gives a shit about comicsgate anymore, but you played a pivotal role in the comicsgate thread and some of the slum streams years ago, you just trying to ignore that part of your history on the farms? or ignoring it because you get some flak from time to time?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't see how that would be pleasurable for either party.

That's why Balldo Man is the world's worst superhero.

Pretty good summary, but a lot of it was him lashing out at those who were still sticking around too trying to make him realize he was fucking up. He only got worse and worse and alienated as he went.

He basically told his audience to fuck off if they didn't like cooming and drunken degeneracy, and they said "okay faggot, bye."

I'm not sure how he's still too retarded to realize quitting doing what people were watching for, doing shit they hate instead, and then insulting them, would probably not go well, but he's pretty much a pickled brain retard at this point.

 

[Harm]

The one semi-high profile case he did have involved this swindler who ruined a bunch of people's lives and he apparently pled her out without getting any kind of deal, resulting in her getting basically the max sentence possible.

Oh right, he'd taken that case because he was friends with the guilty party and wanted to help her get a lighter sentence. Her excuse was that she was so upset when she found out her husband was secretly gay that she was forced to become a white collar criminal to save her marriage. Utter nonsense.

 

[AnOminous]

There's even a line about drinking scotch whisky all night and dying in a car crash as part of the fantasy.

Remember that this Dan song is incredibly sarcastic. Nick is the sort of clown who would take it literally.

"Learn to work the saxophone
I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel."

If you know how SD operated it was nothing like this. They were not big on improvisation for its own sake at all. They were more play it just absolutely perfectly if you had to do 100 takes with the most expensive studio musicians in the world and drive your producer crazy. The stuff in it that is true is self-mockery.

The main thing Nick has in common is the descent into a juvenile's idea of what being an adult is like.

 

[Geared Chris]

Yes, Peachy, Elissa should get a life like yours: Posting pictures of your winking brown butthole into a Locals chatroom for hours a day is truly the definition of a life well lived.

The passive-aggressive battle between @elb and Nick is pretty funny.

He could easily DMCA her, and win, because she seldom transforms much. And that's the rub. Because her clips are typically 10+ min and ARE in context, despite what he says, she's literally holding up a mirror to his behavior. To DMCA her would likely be a step too far even for his cunty audience. Not to mention his position that DMCA is stupid.

At least Elissa's unpaid hobby (she's called it that) is providing a huge service to thousands of former fans. It's a helluva lot more impactful than collecting coins, Sally (she does that on her channel).

Since the rittenhouse thing got brought back up. Do you think Nick regrets at all that he had gold in his hands that he let slip between his fingers

For sure. Nick is pretty high IQ and has enough EQ to be somewhat reflective. The reason he's so angry at the Farms, and Null in particular, is because he knows we're correct about 85% of the time.

That said, I think if Nick had gone mask off, but kept up with the trial coverage, he probably would have been okay.

Day stream trial coverage is literally the key to keeping and expanding any LawTuber's audience. I recently skimmed Bytes, Law&Lumber, Emily D Baker, and Joe's sites for their daystream trial coverage #s (Maya case, Paltrow ski case, Trump v CO, and we all know the Depp/Heard numbers - etc).

The views are literally between 3x and 10x of any regular show. I assume the Superchat revenue is also exponential. Even Megan Fox who seldom gets 100 people in her lives, is regularly getting 800 people watching the Maya case with her.

I know this movie is really unpopular here but frankly I loved it. Especially because of scenes like this that had nothing to do with Kevin Spacey pretending to be a heterosexual.

Ditto. I recently stumbled on Nick's daughters' 3+ hour dance recital from last spring. I won't publish links bc they're minors and names are listed.

Suffice to say, I had a full-scale Lester moment. PAINFULLY bad dancing (I have some context for knowing this; none of the 100s of girls performing will ever pursue this beyond, well, cheerleading), painfully midwestern and not in a good way, painfully long. Knowing Nick was in the audience (he was) made me feel both schadenfreude and pity.

Also, the outfits were fairly skimpy for the age 10+ girls. I had some reflections on the Cuties of it all. I'll leave it there.
Edit: Punctuation

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is pretty high IQ

Citation needed.

 

[Pomniman]

Remember that this Dan song is incredibly sarcastic. Nick is the sort of clown who would take it literally.

"Learn to work the saxophone
I play just what I feel
Drink Scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel."

If you know how SD operated it was nothing like this. They were not big on improvisation for its own sake at all. They were more play it just absolutely perfectly if you had to do 100 takes with the most expensive studio musicians in the world and drive your producer crazy. The stuff in it that is true is self-mockery.

The main thing Nick has in common is the descent into a juvenile's idea of what being an adult is like.

Yeah, it's meant as a loser's half-baked idea of what self-actualizing into a cool tragic hero (just like in the movies!) would look like once the character in the song redefines failure into something that can be admired just as much as success after he "bought the dream".

 

[AnOminous]

A two piece bespoke suit from Anderson and Shepard, Huntsman or one of the other long standing Savile Row tailors starts at about £6,500 -- and that'll be for the cheapest wool blend fabric they sell. If I'd just made a million on YouTube, I'd buy a couple of suits from Anderson and Shepard long before I'd spend $100,000 on a car or spunking that money on terrible, terrible 'art'.

A tip I've been told but have never actually done personally is that Hong Kong has a lot of Savile Row-tier tailors for a fraction of the price, and you can get something like ten no-name suits for the price of one in London. I have no idea how true this is.

He could easily DMCA her, and win, because she seldom transforms much. And that's the rub. Because her clips are typically 10+ min and ARE in context, despite what he says, she's literally holding up a mirror to his behavior.

That's what makes it so slimy when turds like Nick whine about shit being "out of context," when they're basically saying "clip enough I can be a flaggot."

To be safe against that kind of liability you'd really have to be more like the video in Hughes v. Benjamin (Sargon).

I honestly think "this faggot kept whining that I was taking him out of context so I had to include more" should be a solid fair use extender. It should be considered an admission by the plaintiff that more context was necessary.

His success came down to, in large part, to the fact you could either watch him, or watch some shitty bias MSM coverage that painted Heard as a victim, and Rittenhouse as a murderer.

This was the perfect time to strike because I don't know about you, maybe you (and others here) already had thoroughly written off the fake news media, but these two cases were more or less where I went from "sure the current state of journalism is shit, but. . ." to full out we need a Final Solution to the JQ (and J does not stand for "Jewish").

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Nick, don't listen to any of the virgin incel loser neckbeard e-daddy-seeking Karens here. NONE of them know how much you deserve your well-earned success.

My suggestion? Have a drink!

 

[Geared Chris]

Citation needed.

Are you questioning my IQ? 'YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, YOU FUCKING MORON WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND BASIC ENGLISH!!!" (Actual quote there.)

He said it once. Mensa briefly became a joke in the chat. I want to say he's in the 120s? I recall googling the cut off. If I stumble upon it in a recap, I'll keep you posted.

 

[Captain Manning]

Comicsgate could use your feed back I get it you lost interest because who gives a shit about comicsgate anymore, but you played a pivotal role in the comicsgate thread and some of the slum streams years ago, you just trying to ignore that part of your history on the farms? or ignoring it because you get some flak from time to time?

Nah, I just don't feel like I have a whole of a lot to contribute regarding CG right now. I think you are in way better hands with somebody like @Mister Dongs than I. His points are usually solid. Dongs is love. I can't compete.

I will say though (and I'm sure this will make you happy), that I personally feel EVS is being a complete faggot with this whole Eric July thing. Just like Dick and Rekieta are. There's been some discussion about that in Dick's thread if you'd like to take a look. People are shitting all over EVS and CG in that thread. Hell, I did too just a few hours ago (which, again, should make you happy). I think EVS and Vito (who is basically now embraced by CG) feel threatened and jealous of July.

Rekieta, Dick, Vito, and EVS are all retards, and the July thing has created something of a fun crossover involving all of them.

Nick is pretty high IQ

Dude, his IQ drops with each lick of the bottle. Null is right. There are holes forming in his brain matter as I type this.

Day stream trial coverage is literally the key to keeping and expanding any LawTuber's audience. I recently skimmed Bytes, Law&Lumber, Emily D Baker, and Joe's sites for their daystream trial coverage #s (Maya case, Paltrow ski case, Trump v CO, and we all know the Depp/Heard numbers - etc).

Yeah, Baker is doing pretty good for herself. She's gaining subs at a rate roughly equivalent to Rekieta's losses.

Emily D. Baker:

Rekieta Law:

I know some people find her "dry" but, FFS, her content is a hell of a lot less cringe than what Nick has been up to. More importantly, I think it underscores the fact that there's a audience for trial content. The personality of the commentator is secondary to interest in the content being commentated on. Nick could be completely drunk (as he likely is), do a trial stream right now, and people would probably watch it.

Bytes is a bit more difficult to get a handle on, because Youtube isn't reporting her sub rate, but her recent SSSniperwolf video actually did pretty good. On the order of several magnitudes better than any recent Rekieta vid/stream.

Even better were her Colleen Ballinger and OceanGate videos.

It's amazing what happens when you do content people want.

Maybe the jokes/speculation about Bytes having the last laugh will pan out afterall. It strikes me all she really needs to do is keep her nose clean, and keep putting out halfway-decent content.

 

[waffle]

I know some people find her "dry" but, FFS, her content is a hell of a lot less cringe than what Nick has been up to. More importantly, I think it underscores the fact that there's a audience for trial content.

I've had a couple "the lady doth protest too much" moments with her and talk about proprietorial misconduct. It makes me not like her because it seems to me like she was probably involved in some majorly shady shit, or at the very least knows where the bodies are buried on some shit in her old office.