Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Heckler1 said:
The fact that Fatty Patty un-ironically thinks of himself as a "firebrand" instead of an "obnoxious oinker" is one of the funniest delusions he holds. Outside of his radical take on urban pepperoni, he doesn't really have any views that one could call "fiery".
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Orange hair man bad is a radical and subversive opinion, stalker. I am very brave for having it. Wait quietly for my next restraining order filing, stalker.
 
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Norton or Anth wouldn't engage so I don't think they'd go after them. Joe 100% will chase a cloud across the sky to yell at it, and he plays guitar in a cover band for a living so he has more free time than even Rick does. Also, retarded boomer political takes. They were saying over there that Snackie Jackie wants it too much so she's out.

Total Wild Card but I hope it's Seth Simons, the guy who got Shane Gillis fired from SNL and wrote an article trying to get their forum closed down years ago. Here's a recent one of his:


And a sample of his comedy (I won't be coy about it, it's 43 seconds and called "Bird Poetry", please watch it):

https://youtu.be/UbnxqvoQmNE?feature=shared
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
3) Jim Norton (aka The Worm - former ONA member): he's my main bet, for the simple reason he's a 5 foot tall 55 year old gigant asshole who just revelead he got married to a 6'4 Norwegian former prostitute Tranny with a huge cock, called "Princess Alena".
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Are they running bets on who is going to look more manly inside 10 years?
 
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Pat tried to do one of those "who's your favorite _____" tweets that gets engagement but he had to be a dick by saying he didn't like one of the choices so it failed. I like that his internet persona is "complete asshole".

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Seanut Arbuckle said:
the constant updates about how much he's so totally writing guys is so cringe. Dont' brag about it just write. His constant need for asspats and validation on X forwhatever he's doing is just pathetic and almost pitiable.
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There's actually some psychology behind that. The more you show off the thing you're doing, the less likely you are to do it. After all, you already got the rush of showing it off.

Draft didn't save the quoted post asking it while I was scrolling, but I think my favorite Pat arc was the Black Twitter contact form trolling, because if he stalker-childed black authors and their followers they'd tell everyone they know this guy is a weird racist. The way the most annoying people on Twitter were turned against Pat in a way he had to defuse rather than deny was some of the heartiest laughs I've had on this thread.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
3) Jim Norton (aka The Worm - former ONA member): he's my main bet, for the simple reason he's a 5 foot tall 55 year old gigant asshole who just revelead he got married to a 6'4 Norwegian former prostitute Tranny with a huge cock, called "Princess Alena".
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Yeah I'd say Jimmy is definitely the prime cow right now. Even though he never responds to anything, just the fact that he's married a man is hilarious in itself and should provide good content for a while. His marriage has trainwreck written all over it too - former cam "girl", obsessed with social media and partying and literally tweeted "I get paid to be in relationships with chumps". What could possibly go wrong?
 
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Sexy Peach Emoji said:
Even if troons had always been around, so what? That doesn't make the good. Murders, thieves and rapists have always been around, are we gonna simp for them next? Slavery has been around far longer than it's been frowned upon, why doesn't it get a free pass?
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"Crazy people have existed forever" really isn't the winning argument people like Pat seem to think it is.
 
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MilkThePig said:
His marriage has trainwreck written all over it too - former cam "girl", obsessed with social media and partying and literally tweeted "I get paid to be in relationships with chumps". What could possibly go wrong?
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Let's not forget that Anthony Cumia also used to get fucked by another troon, Sue Lighting.

Something is wrong with Pat. Everyone that's evenly tangentially associated with the man is a deviant. They're either:
  1. A Tranny (Brianna Wu)
  2. Lusting after a tranny (Cumia, Norton).
  3. Lusting after children (43% of Milwaukee)
  4. Farting in Niki's vagina (the rest of Milwaukee).
  5. A gay rodeo clown who used to serve gloryholes of 17 truckstops in the Midwest during the 70's (Tommy "The Vacuum" Tomlinson).
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
The guys at OnAForums are sick of Pat posting now and started shitting up their own board to get people to stop talking about Fatrick. So I guess it's safe to say we have successfully taken their lolcow. Brand Fatricks ass with the farms logo now because that piggy is official property of farmer Josh.
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I mean... I can't say I blame them. He's pretty much been mind broken into a shell of his former self (and yet fatter than ever before) and isn't as funny as he used to be imo.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Also I uh.....took a look at the feed of fat just now and he....seems to be bothered by something
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it is buried in that wall of tweets but this quote is good:
No stalker. It was a way to identify you, so that your names would be turned over to law enforcement so you could be arrested for your many crimes.

This has been explained to you many times. Now it's no longer necessary, as you are already going to prison. Enjoy.
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pat himself says his lawsuits were just a pretext to get names.
that was what quasi's attorney called out.
that was why the judge agreed with the defense.
that was why pat was ordered to pay attorney fees.

he is so unbelievably fucking stupid. he cannot understand how he caused what happened.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
it is buried in that wall of tweets but this quote is good:

pat himself says his lawsuits were just a pretext to get names.
that was what quasi's attorney called out.
that was why the judge agreed with the defense.
that was why pat was ordered to pay attorney fees.

he is so unbelievably fucking stupid. he cannot understand how he caused what happened.
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this makes no fucking sense.
if the police are looking to arrest some john does in a criminal investigation, they can get a criminal court to order the ISPs to turn over names and addresses directly. they don't need some random civilian to start a bogus lawsuit and make some civil court do it for them.
 
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