Call of Duty Thread - Potential return to form? Or nothing but cope on the horizon? You decide!

My starting assault rifle has 86 different sights. What the fuck it takes 30 seconds to scroll through all of them.

Whoever did UI design for this game should legally be forbidden from touching a computer again.
You will have to be more specific buddy, there is 20+ names there
This one speaks for itself
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Things not looking good for MW6 stans!
BTW, if you though there was any hope for better UI this time around, think again
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COD is going to get fucked hard this year, doesn't help this is the first Microsoft Partnership game as well
At least these sights are free, never forget that Black Ops 4 made you pay 2$ for red dot sights you unlocked for like 5 kills in Black Ops 2, the exact same one
 
Activision are trying to channel that old school COD lobby chat with this skin.
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Why are these burger king skins never offered in the US?

I found a guide on how to get the one from last year on Youtube and it required you to make an account with the Mexican Burger King App and shit.

Little Caesars has one in the US, but Burger King doesn't? So weird.

Anyways, I was looking on the subreddit to see how upset/shilly people were, and I saw a bunch of Zoomers talking about how Graves was based on "some guy" named Eric Prince and it made me laugh my fucking ass off. Gen Z CoD players don't even know about Blackwater and shit.
 
Activision are trying to channel that old school COD lobby chat with this skin.
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Even Little Caesars is hopping on the bandwagon

I can't believe Randy Quaid gets to eat like this everyday.
Why are these burger king skins never offered in the US?

I found a guide on how to get the one from last year on Youtube and it required you to make an account with the Mexican Burger King App and shit.

Little Caesars has one in the US, but Burger King doesn't? So weird.

Anyways, I was looking on the subreddit to see how upset/shilly people were, and I saw a bunch of Zoomers talking about how Graves was based on "some guy" named Eric Prince and it made me laugh my fucking ass off. Gen Z CoD players don't even know about Blackwater and shit.
It's like what Carl's Jr./Hardee's did back in 2015
 
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God, he sounds like such a faggot now.
I know Verdansk is supposed to be fake Ukraine, what is that fake country he wants to take back again?
Either way sounds fucking stupid. Somehow, all Sledgehammer stories end up being nothing more than a wet fart:
*Advanced Warfare had a great premise but turned Irons into a cartoon supervillain instead of a morally grey ruthless leader that gets result, but they're rarely pretty or cheap(You REALLY should have been able to side with him).
*WW2 was inoffensive and somehow the least memorable WW2 title. Shoehorned in wacism and holocaust bits that just make you want to die inside out of cringe, inaccurate weapon placement for a series that have gotten this correct to a science years earlier.
*Vanguard was literally just Sam Maggs' capeshit story set in WW2 right down to the "protagonist" acting and looking like superheroes rather than ordinary soldiers. Even worse than WW2 in every conceivable way(seriously, just look up "all historical inaccuracies in Call of Duty Vanguard" on youtube or 21 Kiloton review of the game). Guns not only randomly strewn about with no rhyme or purpose(like Japanese using experimental German rifles before they were even developed) but what was done to those guns is a crime against nature. Even more shoehorned in wacism on a level that would be parodied 10 years ago
*Modern Warfare 6/MWIII, which is...well, it exists and badly tries to skinwalk MW2/MW3, and that's about all one can say about it. Oh, 4 hours long for 70$ lmao

What a fuckup of a studio, should have either been relegated to only doing Advanced Warfare games or kept as a support studio, period
Even Little Caesars is hopping on the bandwagon

I can't believe Randy Quaid gets to eat like this everyday.

It's like what Carl's Jr./Hardee's did back in 2015
God this shit is cringy. I remember when they offered Mtn Dew and Dorritos Armor for Advanced Warfare and at least that looked aesthetically pleasing
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Powerlevel, but I actually bought enough of that crap to get an entire set back in the day. At least it still made me look like a soldier instead of a paid company mascot from an advertisement, there is no product placement for either brand or anything like that

Edit: Apparently Urzikstan is supposed to be Syria, in the same way the "Unnamed Middle Eastern Country" in COD4 was actually Saudi Arabia(altho I like to think it was the same country that the 50Cent Blood On Sand game took place in and that game was the prequel, it's a Zero Punctuation joke but I like it).
Is Syria even relevant anymore? Why not a story about Ukraine or Israel conflicts that are much more relevant? Hell, go back to Africa or do a worldwide tour like original MW3 did. "Not afraid to tackle controversial issues" my ass, as if Makarov would give two shits about some arab mudpit in the middle of a desert.
 
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God this shit is cringy. I remember when they offered Mtn Dew and Dorritos Armor for Advanced Warfare and at least that looked aesthetically pleasing
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Powerlevel, but I actually bought enough of that crap to get an entire set back in the day. At least it still made me look like a soldier instead of a paid company mascot from an advertisement, there is no product placement for either brand or anything like that
And this all led to the creation of MLG montage parodies
 
And this all led to the creation of MLG montage parodies
MLG parodies were a thing long before that, this is more of a dewritto pope gracing us with double XP sort of thing. The Mountain Dew had a cherry flavor so I didn't mind those but am I glad I had people who were more than happy to take those shitty dorritos off my hands.
BTW If you drank enough dew to get diabetuus, there was a special playercard which even I didn't get(I never saw anyone with it either, so it must have been the rarest one in the game probably). The armor was good enough for me, it reminds me of Combat Armor from the Fallout series so I didn't mind buying all that stuff(I similarly had the Rainbow Stripe Spectrum camo in Ghosts and people would often tell me I'm a cheater for it, ditto with that hellfire camo for Infinite Warfare that codes for both would go for ridiculous prices if you didn't buy them immediately)
 
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MLG parodies were a thing long before that, this is more of a dewritto pope gracing us with double XP sort of thing. The Mountain Dew had a cherry flavor so I didn't mind those but am I glad I had people who were more than happy to take those shitty dorritos off my hands.
BTW If you drank enough dew to get diabetuus, there was a special playercard which even I didn't get(I never saw anyone with it either, so it must have been the rarest one in the game probably). The armor was good enough for me, it reminds me of Combat Armor from the Fallout series so I didn't mind it(I similarly had the Rainbow Stripe Spectrum camo in Ghosts and people would often tell me I'm a cheater for it)
Yea, actually something like 2011 or 2012 was when MLG montage parodies became a thing. I still have fond memories of watching these videos.
 
God this shit is cringy. I remember when they offered Mtn Dew and Dorritos Armor for Advanced Warfare and at least that looked aesthetically pleasing
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Looks like a Halo armor ripoff.

*WW2 was inoffensive and somehow the least memorable WW2 title. Shoehorned in wacism and holocaust bits that just make you want to die inside out of cringe, inaccurate weapon placement for a series that have gotten this correct to a science years earlier.
I liked WW2 for what it was. The Holocaust level took me by surprise, although it could've done more with it. It comes and goes.
 
I haven't touched this franchise since Ghosts and I have no intention of doing so ever again. Especially when I can play Stalker Anomaly instead.
 
I haven't touched this franchise since Ghosts and I have no intention of doing so ever again. Especially when I can play Stalker Anomaly instead.
You're not missing out on anything. Zombies was a blast but it might as well be another franchise altogether. Jetpack era of COD was cool since it was something new but it got milked dry way too fast, MW2019 was basically what Ghosts should have been but then they ruined everything with 24$ microtransactions and Warzone(Battle Royale) shilling. Honestly, last good cod was BO4 unironically, last time I played all 3 modes regularly all year round, even tho it didn't have single player(Zombies could be considered one, I guess)
 
You're not missing out on anything. Zombies was a blast but it might as well be another franchise altogether. Jetpack era of COD was cool since it was something new but it got milked dry way too fast, MW2019 was basically what Ghosts should have been but then they ruined everything with 24$ microtransactions and Warzone(Battle Royale) shilling. Honestly, last good cod was BO4 unironically, last time I played all 3 modes regularly all year round, even tho it didn't have single player(Zombies could be considered one, I guess)
Yeah I kinda gave up on it because I prefer Stalker Gamma, Risk, and chess over these games but to each his own. Plus the influx of angry racist 12 year olds who think they can rap helps nothing. CoD is basic bitch shit, and this comes to mind
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CoD is basic bitch shit, and this comes to mind
That's true for single player and multiplayer. Look up "Call of Duty Zombies Easter Eggs" and witness the Alpha and Omega: The "Storymode" of Zombies is the most convoluted mess you can imagine, you need a guide and oftentimes up to 3 different players just to complete a "mission", the exact opposite of "basic bitch shit". Extinction doesn't have the ARG puzzles but goddamn is it still hard regardless, especially in solo.
What an interesting franchise, the highs go to the moon and the lows make you question how the fuck this industry lasted as long as it did.
 
That's true for single player and multiplayer. Look up "Call of Duty Zombies Easter Eggs" and witness the Alpha and Omega: The "Storymode" of Zombies is the most convoluted mess you can imagine, you need a guide and oftentimes up to 3 different players just to complete a "mission", the exact opposite of "basic bitch shit". Extinction doesn't have the ARG puzzles but goddamn is it still hard regardless, especially in solo.
What an interesting franchise, the highs go to the moon and the lows make you question how the fuck this industry lasted as long as it did.
I've been questioning that for years actually, honestly I don't understand why this franchise isn't gone yet when so many more worthy others have vanished or gone dormant.
 
CoD is basic bitch shit, and this comes to mind
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Supposedly, CoD3 was made in nine months. Sledgehammer sources said they had sixteen months to develop MWIII. CoD3 came out in 2006 after CoD2 (Big Red One) and Finest Hour during a two year development cycle. Yet, CoD3 ran on a Treyarch engine, upped the player count to 24, had four small original campaigns, released on two console launches AND introduced vehicles to multiplayer combat.

You'd think with advancements to technology and manpower, they'd be able to do more. CoD3 isn't perfect, but there was heart to its creation.
 
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