Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KittyLoaf]

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Very homosex.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

You don't even need to play the video to know he is malding. Excellent efficiency elissa much appreciated.

do i even need to say it?

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I laughed when I saw this. How long until it says "Real PRACTICING Lawyer REACTS"

 

[AnOminous]

You don't even need to play the video to know he is malding. Excellent efficiency elissa much appreciated.

Seethe harder, Balldo Man.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Apparently Elissa lies in her caption, even when she is quoting Nick verbatim.

I knew from the beginning that lady was a liar. Any woman associated with Nick, no matter how tangentially, is not to be trusted.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hey so we all know Nick lies and is a narcissist. What if, and this a theory, that Nick constantly talking about sex and using the balldo is all due to having chronic erectile dysfunction due to his drinking. With his ego and having ED, it’s most likely he’s building himself up as this master seducer while engaging in nude beach trips and swingers clubs as a means of compensating for a broke dick.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What a clip. @elb isn't the Lolcows logo in the top right also because of muh context and how Nick insisted the context of the clips was totally changed by not slapping a massive LOCALS on it?

Because if people saw what Nick was saying without that context, they would be all "WTF? What a drunk, lecherous moron!" but if they knew it was from Locals they would say "Oh, that's just Locals, where Nick and his closest supporters stuff bottles up their asses. What a lovable scamp!"

The clip was interesting in that Nick's bad behavior online seems to be starting to leak out to the people he locally interacts with. Probably his homeschool group. Nick's response (as always) is to gaslight them and assume that lying to everyone around him will be as effective as lying to his wife is. His other new problem is that internet stories are starting to leak through the community to the wife. Nick will have to up her pill consumption to fix that problem.

Yeah, leave it to Rekieta to fuck up his callout of his clip channel nemesis by giving bigger news right afterwards.

Nick has extreme difficulty in expressing coherent thoughts these days, but it indeed sounds like Nick got called out in a church group for something people read online. He specifies "read", as opposed to "watched". He also specifies that this happens only very rarely, but the corollary to that is that it has happened at least once.

Nick says that if it was someone who wasn't a social media creator, and someone at the church group called them out, saying "Well, these guys are X, Y, Z...", it would be easy to debunk. On the other hand:

"When you're a social media person, you go into that room, and they say, "Well, we heard, X, Y, Z, about you' - if they did. Most of the time they actually haven't. Most of the time they don't know anything, at all. Because, what do they do? - they're busy - they're workers, they're humans.

But let's say they do. You go and you're like, 'Oh yeah, I'm this person, X Y Z, I don't do these things.' and they're like, 'Well, I read you did this.' And you're like, 'But I don't.'"

It sure sounds like the cat is out of the bag.

Nick says his defense to these claims is "They're on the Internet. They're insane." Apparently, everybody at the Bible study accepts that. But maybe Nick doesn't understand social cues and that nobody is going to pull out their phone and show the rest of the church group a picture of a bottle wedged up a bare ass or whatever they happened to claim he did to debunk his absurd denials. In the “You don’t know what it’s like to be ME” clip, he starts by saying that he was at church and was invited to a "Young Family's Group." He then goes into how NOBODY can understand how hard it is to be a streamer and then jumps right into how he can't stream trials (as he did in the more recent clip - very jarring and odd)

Spoiler: Clip

If it's reached the point where people are prepared to press him at Bible study for his hypocrisy, everybody in his local community must know.

 

[ChromaQuack]

There's a seasonal vanilla/cinnamon version that's 25% though the regular green bottle one is 35%.

https://caskcartel.com/products/jagermeister-spice-cinnamon-and-vanilla-blend-liqueur

So you're saying that the reason he did that rant is because he bought the equivalent of a rainbow colored Jager bottle that says "faggot edition"? that's somehow even funnier.

Bet if you asked what wine he enjoys he would only mention white fruity light-bodied types.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

"You don't know what it's like to be... me."

Don't even foul the memory of Tom Petty.

 

[Strix454]

This half-hour clip screams "marriage problem" of some kind. Nick looks like he is approaching a complete physical and mental collapse now. He is getting hit from so many different directions close to him that he can't even properly COPE about his problems anymore. The amount of time he is spending defending his wife and kids and talking about those no-fun scandinavian church people means that the fires are breaking out close to home now.

The ship is sinking. It seems only a matter of time now until something very bad happens.

 

[Spitz]

"Don't listen to my worrrds. Don't listen to my words listen to my...actions!"

Pfffft
Bottle shatters

 

[KingofSomething]

New Elissa clip
Warski betrayal!

Woah woah woah Warski, you can't criticize Nick. Don't you know he was nice to you? Nick that doesn't make you friends or give you immunity to be called an idiot when you're acting like an idiot.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He was totally delusional about the ability to drive revenue from a glorified AOL chat room

He must really have thought that the chat was the reason people would sub. Which is bizarre.

There's a seasonal vanilla/cinnamon version that's 25% though the regular green bottle one is 35%.

https://caskcartel.com/products/jagermeister-spice-cinnamon-and-vanilla-blend-liqueur

Is...is it still star anise flavored with vanilla / cinnamon?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This half-hour clip screams "marriage problem" of some kind. Nick looks like he is approaching a complete physical and mental collapse now. He is getting hit from so many different directions close to him that he can't even properly COPE about his problems anymore. The amount of time he is spending defending his wife and kids and talking about those no-fun scandinavian church people means that the fires are breaking out close to home now.

The ship is sinking. It seems only a matter of time now until something very bad happens.

What even brought this on anyway? The only time I've seen our wife's body getting destroyed being talked about was...here.

I know we mock him for reading this thread and claiming he doesn't...but he didn't have to address it. Is someone in his real life reading this thread?

 

[Neetorino]

He must really have thought that the chat was the reason people would sub. Which is bizarre.

Is...is it still star anise flavored with vanilla / cinnamon?

Based on this advert I found, yes I'd assume it is still star anise.
Not gonna lie, that sounds kinda nice. And I've been turned off from Jager after being surprised by a shot of the stuff mixed with fireball. Nasty when you don't know it's coming.

This half-hour clip screams "marriage problem" of some kind. Nick looks like he is approaching a complete physical and mental collapse now. He is getting hit from so many different directions close to him that he can't even properly COPE about his problems anymore. The amount of time he is spending defending his wife and kids and talking about those no-fun scandinavian church people means that the fires are breaking out close to home now.

The ship is sinking. It seems only a matter of time now until something very bad happens.

It was only a matter of time, especially with how his job has been "streamerman" for a few years now. It only takes one person at church to look up how that Nick Rekieta guy's E-career is going to find out how much of a degenerate he is and spread it around. Gossip is a mighty powerful thing after all.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This half-hour clip screams "marriage problem" of some kind. Nick looks like he is approaching a complete physical and mental collapse now. He is getting hit from so many different directions close to him that he can't even properly COPE about his problems anymore. The amount of time he is spending defending his wife and kids and talking about those no-fun scandinavian church people means that the fires are breaking out close to home now.

The ship is sinking. It seems only a matter of time now until something very bad happens.

Nick didn't need to go on 30 minutes about how I LUB MAH WIFE!!!! a couple years ago. it was just assumed.

What even brought this on anyway? The only time I've seen our wife's body getting destroyed being talked about was...here.

I know we mock him for reading this thread and claiming he doesn't...but he didn't have to address it.

The clip starts with one super chatter claiming his wife has bulimia.

This leads to 27 minutes straight of ranting.

But later, 13:20 into the rant, Nick appears to go into a diatribe about what men should say when their wives become bulimic post-pregnancy:

"It's when they're vomiting from pregnancy, and it's when they're vomiting when they're trying to lose that weight and you say, 'Girl, stop that.' It's when you say, 'Girl, you need to have a slice of pizza, you need to have that ice cream, you need to eat the thing, you're not well.' 'But I wanna look...' 'YOU'RE NOT WELL.' That's our job."

He does not say that HE personally ever said that himself, but it does seem odd. This seems like a weird thing to get set off about. Of course, maybe Nick realizes how horrible the rant about his wife's body was and is now retroactively long after trying to do cleanup.

Is someone in his real life reading this thread?

@Strix454 pointed out that Nick recently also whined about how Scandinavians love to judge people or whatever, shortly before this recent rash of whining about how people at his church group don't understand him.

It sure is hard to avoid speculating that someone in his local community found his thread, or Elissa Clips, or whatever.

The most hilarious possibility is that someone in the area is an avid watcher of the Kino Casino and were stunned at what was going on when they started to cover Nick.
(That's a joke.)

 

[mindlessobserver]

The thing he says I said he said that he didn’t say
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How fucking smashed is he in these? I'd say as smashed as those clips of cops pulling over drunk drivers, but I legitimately think he is incapable of even turning the key in his cars ignition.

I'm shocked we've actually not has an Axon Body Camera video of rackets yet. He must be high functioning or something, or else has so few friends in the community he has no reason to ever leave his house. Either way it's not stopping him from drunk driving on the internet.

what a disaster.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“I loved that woman when she was 105 pounds and I loved her when she was 110 pounds.” Wow, you are a great husband, Nick. (He repeated this twice and possibly three times.)

 

[Strix454]

I know we mock him for reading this thread and claiming he doesn't...but he didn't have to address it. Is someone in his real life reading this thread?

These days alot of stuff that first gets mentioned here spills out repeated into the comments on the Elissa Clips. The Elissa Clips is alot more likely place for ordinary people to discover and read damaging information about Nick. The reporting, the detail and the documentation are here. Most of the damaging stuff about Nick gets discussed here first. Nick can to a degree deal with that. But once it starts spreading out to the Elissa Clips and then into his chat, its seems a much harder problem for him to deal with.
Nick and his followers also lost the narrative war on the clip channels a while back. Almost everything said now is exclusively negative and not even really challenged.

 

[AnOminous]

The amount of time he is spending defending his wife and kids and talking about those no-fun scandinavian church people means that the fires are breaking out close to home now.

It's not like people here and elsewhere haven't been warning him exactly this would happen for over a year or anything.

What an absolute buffoon. When a mental wreck.

This leads to 27 minutes straight of ranting.

I like how he cherry picks something that (so far as I know) is complete bullshit when we all know he's seething about nearly everything else that's completely true.