Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[miss ethanol]

He was depressed by a cuck documentary he watched with Drexel when he thought it was going to be funny

Probably hit too close to home.

He is 100% going to end his life crushed in his gay rustang, balldo up his ass, and we're going to get footage of it because he'll be livestreaming to locals.

And it will be hilarious, especially when his last words are "those dumb mango ranchers telling ME the LAW POPE that I cannot drive drunk while streaming to my wine moms, THEY. ARE. WRONG. LOOK. AT. ME. NOW"

I imagine him ending like STAN, but instead of making a voice recording to Eminem, he is sending a DM to the anime rabbit or EJ with Coomalot in the truck.

His diet seems to be jerky, ramen, chips, and chocolate men.

FTFY

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Midlife crisis hits hard. You see a shitload of trannies in mid40'S saying they are having '' a second (girl) puberty''. Rekieta isn't looking to troon out but he's certainly picking up the retarded anorexic teenager shit ala Eugenia Cooney

 

[Nova902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMdoiEAfQ50 Is he speeding up his decent?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I remember a few years ago Nick said that Thanksgiving was his favorite holiday because all of the effort went into friends, family, and food without having to waste any on worrying about gifts. Seems like he's not too big on food or family these days so I'm betting on some retarded antics with his 'friends' if nothing else. I'll be curious to catch up on any drama or weird rants that pop up over the weekend when I return from my trip. To all the ameri-frens here enjoy your holiday!

 

[Potatoherder]

Very good night on rumble in terms of rant $, outdid the $147 youtube did. The topic of the stream seemed to go over like a wet fart as 'lawtube' was under 30 and and 'jews' was 75.

The only thing i picked up is some people think it was a direct attack on Legal Mindset. That would make sense as Mindset had a 3 year anniversary stream and people like Branca were on, at he father's house during thanksgiving no less, and a certain pervert grandpa was no where to be seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVMDKYGowQU

Only said one thing in chat today, why he chose to answer this chat when many others were directed at him is past me.

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[Nova902]

Combine this with his comment not too long ago that whenever he's dehydrated that he drinks a caffeinated beverage, he's heading down a nasty trajectory. That's not even touching the hard drugs he's admitted to using.

His sole health concern is not being fat... which is yet another similarity to DSP and his cope that he's healthier than ever because he's lost weight in recent years (thanks, Total Wine). Meanwhile his arms and legs are atrophied to twigs as his balding head is dripping with hair dye, trying to maintain the facade. You reap what you sow!

Now he is on the homosexual salted crackers, alcohol and water. Cheat days he gets rolled meat slices.

I remember a few years ago Nick said that Thanksgiving was his favorite holiday because all of the effort went into friends, family, and food without having to waste any on worrying about gifts. Seems like he's not too big on food or family these days so I'm betting on some retarded antics with his 'friends' if nothing else. I'll be curious to catch up on any drama or weird rants that pop up over the weekend when I return from my trip. To all the ameri-frens here enjoy your holiday!

Seems like Nick is Thankfully burning bridges with Lawtubers so far...

 

[Pomniman]

- All Christian sects are idol worshippers. They venerate the cross and the image of the Bible. They say the Bible is both simple and complex: full of allegory and literary genius but understandable by sub 80 IQ people.

Why does he even pretend he's a Christian after saying the most jewish thing possible?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Jack Murphy - People who dislike Tim Pool or hate the "Trad Guy" grift.

And now he's a couple bad super chat days away from doing 69 for 69 on cam for wine moms.

 

[Not Who You Think]

(re: Lawtubers are the worst people)
This is a cope I need to find a name for but it's a real lolcow cope. When someone like Chris-Chan, DSP, and many others recognize that other people in their field do their job better than them, they fall back on the "I'm authentic" line.

Why was Chris-Chan better than Liquid Chris? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Sonichu Medallion is GENUINE.
Why was DSP better than other game reviewers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His Let's Plays are GENUINE.
Why is Rekieta Law better than other lawtubers? He's REAL. He's AUTHENTIC. His takes are GENUINE.

I really don't like comparing people to Chris because it's so overdone and rarely warranted, but the "I'm Authentic" cope is absolutely 100% a symptom of unwarranted narcissism. It's a dissonance between him feeling better than others, but not achieving the success that should entail if true. It's his super specialness not being recognized. So he describes it as: I would be more famous and more popular than those other LawTubers, but I'm just so REAL and RAW that I'm not everybody's cup of tea...

It's a "diamond in the rough" mentality where they unwisely seek to define themselves by their imperfections (avoiding the need for improvement lest they lose their "rough" status) while also claiming distinction from the masses. This is how they claim relevance even without official recognition.

They can also leverage this to appear relatable while complaining that they aren't treated as well as diamonds with more polish. Actual diamonds in the rough are deemed so by others and when someone gives themselves that title, they are exhibiting a kind of narcissism.

As you said, REAL and RAW like a diamond in the rough.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

I remember a few years ago Nick said that Thanksgiving was his favorite holiday because all of the effort went into friends, family, and food without having to waste any on worrying about gifts. Seems like he's not too big on food or family these days so I'm betting on some retarded antics with his 'friends' if nothing else. I'll be curious to catch up on any drama or weird rants that pop up over the weekend when I return from my trip. To all the ameri-frens here enjoy your holiday!

to add to that, i'm certain nick doesn't have irl friends. His only "friend" is drexel (where do we even start with this guy lol). It's quite obvious since he's terminally online, overshares and ropes in whoever he can suck into his streaming vortex. i have never heard him talk about any circle of irl buddies, i have never seen him share stories about any friends of his other than common friends of him and his wife. It's one of the reasons why he is so attached to his online buddies, jannies and dax, because they are the only people he can socialize with that he can consider his exclusive circle from his wife.

 

[feral cat #6385]

- Beeping robot is still going strong in this stream

Someone/something has to say something smart on his locals cope streams.

what would it take for this arc to get going? will he have to wreck the car and go to jail and sit there when nobody bails him out, like the typical Florida Man? that's just sad.

Incarceration for vehicular manslaughter from driving the balldo mobile while drunk, rolling it, killing one or more child and/or killing one or more bystanders. Anything short of that he's not getting sober. He does not have the strength of character to clean up his act unless it is imposed on him.

i just gape

Not as much as Nick does after a night at Gay 90's.

So feel free to assume that any lawyer not in this list is trash and garbage human according to Nick, since he also said in the clip that many people have been on his show but that doesn't mean they aren't fake and trash.

So Potentially Criminal and Legal Vices are stand up guys and Branca, Vices and the rest are trash. Got it.

I usually don’t rag on Kayla, but if she’s not driving the kids, cleaning, teaching, working, shopping or cooking dinner, wtf is it that she does???

Lay in bed in a catatonic, pilled out state and watch Star Trek.

He is correct here. However, this should only really be cited for highways and the like. Most people settle in around 80-90 mph, no matter how fast the car can go. Studies, and experiments, have shown this to be safer. Highways are, designed for these higher speeds as well; but speed limits are to be "pro safety" and, of course, income for the state.

No I settle in right at 65. If I'm driving it's to work. I am in no hurry to get to that piss-soaked hell hole. And especially don't want to open myself to an interaction with law enforcement, an expensive ticket and higher insurance premiums. And on the way home I don't want to end up with a fucking deer in the cabin with me.

You seem to be mistaken, I wasn't reading the thread before , and i'm not willing to read 2500 pages of highlight to know what's up with the drunk guy in the last year or so. I did it for Fatrick because he is a joy, and it took me 3 weeks, but reckieta doesn't warrant that.

Rekeita is a more fascinating giga cow than any of those other faggots you follow.

Rekieta isn't looking to troon out

...yet.

 

[mfalkner]

I'm gonna hurl

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMdoiEAfQ50 Is he speeding up his decent?

The fuck?
Rekieta, just swallow your "tic tac" medicine pills with water like a regular person...

 

[Can of Bread]

Nick being on a diet of 600kcal solids/1300kcal liquor is unfortunate but not unforeseen. What he ascribes to his strength of will however might be ascribed to the strength of his alcohol addiction.

If your daily food-alcohol kcal ratio is 2:1, you should start asking yourself if you have a problem. If it's 1:1, it's generally a sign that you're an alcoholic. If it's 1:2, you have a serious problem, and it's an indication that you need a job or hobby so you don't just sit around drinking all day.
But in all honesty, it's a much bigger tell when you start fellating liquor bottles.

 

[Strix454]

- Nick targeted off the above to talk about how Biblical 'modesty' was about ostentatious wealth and not skin exposure. It was about flaunting your own status to draw attention from the service at temple. You can have more revealing clothes that are tasteful and not meant as an invitation for more. This is one of Nick's biggest problems with the modern church.

Not really true at all. Its true that Nick has alot of problems with sexual morality and the church. In particular restrictions on porn and onlyfans. The question for Nick is why Nick isn't applying his views to his own daughters? If whoring out, porn and onlyfans are all so great for everyone, why not for your children Nick?

- 'Genesis 2 is a complete fucking analogy'. The 'who did Cain and Able marry?', is the smoking gun evidence of that. Only modern Christians thought the first 3 chapters are literal. As someone who grew up Catholic and became Protestantism, he can tell they are both wrong.

They married unnamed sisters. If you read the whole of genesis, its clear that all the children of Adam are not named. And marrying close relatives was a thing in the early bible like Poligamy was.

- All Christian sects are idol worshippers. They venerate the cross and the image of the Bible.

Allah Akbar! Nick has embraced Islam.

- He said Paul and Peter told people to keep their faith a secret and follow all laws and taxes becuase they might die. It was about personal evangelism and following all earthly law otherwise you deserve persecution. He cited COVID lockdowns and the upset there would be if there was a messiah defying the government. That was the point

Beyond that, there is Christ's own "render unto Ceaser" words that backstop all that. Nick dislikes the christian idea that a christian should pay their taxes to the state and generally obey the law. But it has nothing to in his case with religion, but rather his attempts to reconcile his libertarian and self-sovereignty ideas with what is in the bible. I would imagine that Nick sees taxes and the laws of the state as something optional for himself.

The Bible is not equipped to tell people how to live in modern times without persecution.

Not. Quite. Its not that the bible is not equipped. Its that Nick doesn't agree what the bible says and wants a different one written by himself. A bible where there is no right and wrong. A bible where God has told Nick that he can do whatever wants whenever he wants and god will always approve of it.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

He bought a mustang during the winter of 2023. He didn't know how to drive it and put it in the ditch on his way home from picking it up at the dealer.

I feel it's worth pointing out that he bought a Shelby GT500, which is the same thing except with a big fuckoff supercharger so it makes 760 horsepower. Considering the weird cope defensiveness about DUIs and texting while driving, he might or might not do both of those in a car he could barely control if it had half the horsepower.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

The only thing i picked up is some people think it was a direct attack on Legal Mindset. That would make sense as Mindset had a 3 year anniversary stream and people like Branca were on, at he father's house during thanksgiving no less, and a certain pervert grandpa was no where to be seen.

I'm surprised that Nicky decided to fire the first shot against his former lawtube fuckbuddies. Especially when you factor in that the formerly Baldo friendly lawtube side was walking on eggshells around Nickys stupidity. I guess I should always bet on lolcows making it worse for themselves unprompted and unprovoked.

 

[AnOminous]

When my eldest was a kid, we'd always rehearse that spot between The Mayor and Mookie because for me, it summarized everything about how to live as a man in a difficult world.

That's a tough example because my view of that movie was there was no right thing to do. Mookie had a choice of two horrible, wrong choices and picked the least bad. Or tried to.

But in all honesty, it's a much bigger tell when you start fellating liquor bottles.

You can tell this faggot wants to lick and suck cocks.

 

[not william stenchever]

Not. Quite. Its not that the bible is not equipped. Its that Nick doesn't agree what the bible says and wants a different one written by himself. A bible where there is no right and wrong. A bible where God has told Nick that he can do whatever wants whenever he wants and god will always approve of it.

And for his sins and hubris God has punished Nick with the balldo and the leathery psycho wine moms.

 

[Neetorino]

It's a "diamond in the rough" mentality where they unwisely seek to define themselves by their imperfections (avoiding the need for improvement lest they lose their "rough" status) while also claiming distinction from the masses. This is how they claim relevance even without official recognition.

They can also leverage this to appear relatable while complaining that they aren't treated as well as diamonds with more polish. Actual diamonds in the rough are deemed so by others and when someone gives themselves that title, they are exhibiting a kind of narcissism.

As you said, REAL and RAW like a diamond in the rough.

And just like those rough diamonds, they only have percieved value, not tangible value. Chris and DSP aren't entertaining intentionally, at least not most of the time; and most people are laughing at them, not with them. You could say the same of Nick but even that is barely the case anymore. There's reluctance to re-make Nick's OP, after all, because he's more pathetic than fun to watch.

Edit:

Its that Nick doesn't agree what the bible says and wants a different one written by himself. A bible where there is no right and wrong. A bible where God has told Nick that he can do whatever wants whenever he wants and god will always approve of it.

Last I checked, TJ Kirk has the market cornered on homemade Bibles. Might be tough for Nick to get a newer one to sell.