DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hassou Tobi]

I’ll give myself the but I just watched his interview with the slideshow guys and it kinda just made me depressed, like people picking on a retarded kid.

 

[FaXmachine]

The guy who made the Boogie documentary SC'ed Phil. I wonder if something is in the works or he's pushing for it (more likely).

 

[DeeTracktor]

with this rate he will be dressing up as zombie jebus in mid february
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happy easter 'erybody

He is becoming a human JPEG

 

[Iron Hamster]

The guy who made the Boogie documentary SC'ed Phil. I wonder if something is in the works or he's pushing for it (more likely).

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Is it confirmed or is it the habitual impersonator?

 

[Freebird]

With DSP playing MW3 he is seemingly (?) skipping the tiermaker again, making this the second time in a row. What does Derish do? Ask if he should do another one for Christmas

 

[FaXmachine]

Is it confirmed or is it the habitual impersonator?

I can't pull from SC's but it does have a verified tick like his channel. I feel pretty sure its him but I'll admit I don't remember how the tick looks in SC's.

If anyone can pull SC's to check later to confirm it would be best. Sorry for not being able to atm.

EDIT
Thanks to @freund who verified that both the SC and channel ID are both UCeYvzUfpNSGnzasUjNKIA_w

 

[Iron Hamster]

Some perspective to Phail's lie. Starts at relevant part:

 

[Mysterious Figure]

EDIT: Pre-emptive beg tweet!
Imagine being 41 yeard old and not spending one of the most important holidays with your family and instead you stream and beg wheelchairs for sweaty men JPG money.
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I can't believe he's still trying to socially condition everyone into believing his streams are "chill".

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I can't believe he's still trying to socially condition everyone into believing his streams are "chill".

Busy all day but the one time I go to check in...

There's nothing chill going on here. Nope.
edit: Alright I couldn't resist. It's actually super chill.

 

[Whaler]

I can't believe he's still trying to socially condition everyone into believing his streams are "chill".

I love when he starts insulting everything and everybody then gets all upset and defensive when somebody even jokingly suggest his stream isn't chill.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can't believe he's still trying to socially condition everyone into believing his streams are "chill".

His bastardization of the English language knows no bounds.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Wasn't Phil going to do one of his bullshit "special events" today where he orders Doordash and does a tiermaker and tries to bait dents into tipping him $100 for a shot? I get home after a wonderful Thanksgiving with my actual family, stuffed full of delicious non-QVC turkey and pumpkin pie, expecting to see $500 on the leaderboard and a sloshed Phil slowly going through a retarded tiermaker or whining that his Doordash is cold (don't these idiots work on Thanksgiving?!), but he's just playing CoD. Did he give a reason why?

Edit: Oh, that's tomorrow, the stupid Derich sends him ads segment. I'm retarded.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Wasn't Phil going to do one of his bullshit "special events" today where he orders Doordash and does a tiermaker and tries to bait dents into tipping him $100 for a shot? I get home after a wonderful Thanksgiving with my actual family, stuffed full of delicious non-QVC turkey and pumpkin pie, expecting to see $500 on the leaderboard and a sloshed Phil slowly going through a retarded tiermaker or whining that his Doordash is cold (don't these idiots work on Thanksgiving?!), but he's just playing CoD. Did he give a reason why?

He hates his retarded (human) son so he just skipped it probably. Morahn.

 

[Halloween23]

I've listened to several Klum interviews and in basically every one they've told him he HAS to get DSP so I'm sure Klum wants him. I just don't think there's any way at all that DSP himself ever agrees to it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm sure Daves team loves when he sits on his polack ass for several seconds after being (rightfully) killed explaining how the kill wasn't earned before getting back into the game.

 

[Polska krowa]

Wasn't Phil going to do one of his bullshit "special events" today where he orders Doordash and does a tiermaker and tries to bait dents into tipping him $100 for a shot? I get home after a wonderful Thanksgiving with my actual family, stuffed full of delicious non-QVC turkey and pumpkin pie, expecting to see $500 on the leaderboard and a sloshed Phil slowly going through a retarded tiermaker or whining that his Doordash is cold (don't these idiots work on Thanksgiving?!), but he's just playing CoD. Did he give a reason why?

Edit: Oh, that's tomorrow, the stupid Derich sends him ads segment. I'm retarded.

I swear he said in the prestream that he's doing this tomorrow. At the very least he's eating doordash and talking about drinking tomorrow. He went on some weird tangent about how he won't be able to eat leftovers tomorrow because he has to eat takeout. He also said that he's doing something he's never done before(????????)

 

[Old Tonto]

Phil hates to pay people for their work, even in videogames.

One of the things that works for Phil as well is that all his production is made by his fans so it's immune to all criticism since it's a gift (Even if it's fucking horrible, as most of his art and animations are) but it also keeps the production cost at zero.

I'm pretty sure one day he will make a fundraiser to commision a professional though.

With places like Fiverr around, where people like Phil can exploit creatives to do shit for like 5% of the market rate and below, the fact that he's never done it in all these years is pretty indicative that he never will. Like you said, Phil hates paying people for their work. Just ask Respect the Pack. Shit, ask his FATHER because the motherfucker wouldn't even let him and his mom stay in the condo while he had his old man doing odd jobs around the place during their visit. He made them go to a hotel, and you can bet they paid for it themselves, to boot.

Hell, with all these AI bots flying around now, any dipshit could have their logos, mid-roll art, merch art, background music, and just about everything else knocked out for free/next to nothing. FFS, you can get Microsoft to slam out half of the shit for you with a Bing search.

 

[Choom]

The guy who made the Boogie documentary SC'ed Phil. I wonder if something is in the works or he's pushing for it (more likely).

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Hat me if you must, but when someone gives any significant amount of money to Phil, I immediately dislike them and consider them to be a general fucking twat.
According to Boogie when he was on RTU, he "fudged" numbers in regards to the cost incurred with Boogie's boxing match. Not sure what else he might have just made the fuck up. That was going to be discussed in more detail during that stream, but just as they were going to get into that, Mutahar decided to lecture Boogie about his crypto shit and they never got back around to it. I would have been interested to hear more, because one thing that caught my attention during that part of the documentary was the line item for meals was $2000.
Like, I get Boogie is fat, but what the fuck? According to that list, he spent more on meals than he did on the hotel.
Anyone happen to know if those numbers were discussed in detail elsewhere at some point?
But yeah, if this guy thinks Phil is gonna let him in his khando and record and shit, he's got another thing coming. And he's sure not going to be as open as Boogie is about anything. It would just be another generic "documentary" on Phil with some unnecessarily dramatic music and editing.
Mike please fuck off and don't ever give Phil another red cent.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

I've listened to several Klum interviews and in basically every one they've told him he HAS to get DSP so I'm sure Klum wants him. I just don't think there's any way at all that DSP himself ever agrees to it.

I don’t know. The more I think about it, Phil talking highly about himself, explaining his history, telling the world “IT’S NOT MY FAULT—“ for more than an hour sounds right up his alley. Imagine. He just gets to ramble on and on and complain as much as possible.

So Phil tell us about yourself
**clears throat** Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been making Internet content for the Internet for the better part of a decade until I was laid off in late 2010. Then in 2012, a wave of negativity came around known as “This is How You Don’t Play.” And then in 2015 I was erroneously SWATTED directly responsible because of memes—

I firmly believe Phil would do anything for extra-attention and to hear himself talk.

 

[Iron Father]

but we also know he can control it because he didn't do it at all during the bankruptcy hearing and the Sidescrollers interview.

Fake lore. Stop repeating it.