Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FedPostalService]

Does Nick still keep doing those gay disingenuous toasts to the audience members who kept having people they know kill themselves or has that section of the audience gone now that he’s no longer the wholesome tradcath edaddy?

 

[No Scope]

Back in either the Rittenhouse or Depp "12-16 hour days", Nick would frequently talk about having to end the daystream around 5-6 pm CST in order to go cook dinner for his family. Or would sometimes discuss what he had cooked for them upon firing up his nightstream at 11 pm CST.

I remember it in particular because:

a) it seemed late for a family with young children to be STARTING to the process of cooking dinner and

b) why would a streamer running a "multimillion dollar enterprise" have to interrupt his golden goose revenue stream to cook dinner for his stay-at-home wife?

Now that I think about it, you're right! Nick did have pauses whenever he did those long day streams that ran into the early evening hours. It would have been easy for Nick to just pass off the responsibility to Kayla or just order food to be delivered, not sure if that's possible where he resides. However, he gave me the impression that he was willing to hustle to provide for his family and set aside family time to be with them. This was all a huge fucking lie as I was not aware that Nick had a trust fund. I only knew about this after the Rittenhouse interview and came here when he asked Kyle how it felt to kill someone.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

just order food to be delivered, not sure if that's possible where he resides.

IIRC, there's at least a Dairy Queen in the nearest town a few minutes away.

Edit:



There is a DQ in Spicer but no other fastfood chains.

Maybe a few other independent/seasonal family restaurants.

 

[Seafarer]

I remember when Juju and Pedo and Riley (too generic for nickname)

I propose “Viley” as his nickname.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Is it just me, or is it whenever he streams from his kitchen it looks like shit? Look at all that crap stacked up behind him. I don't follow Balldo Boy close enough to know if the rest of his house is like this (from what I've seen his coomer stream dungeon is kinda cluttered but not a mess) But given that he's a father and lives in a house with kids and a wife, you'd think he would want to keep his place looking a bit nicer.

He's drunk/strung out all the time so no dedicated time for cleaning.

Two most prominent things that happen is physical deterioration and the deterioration of their living space.

Both are happening to Nicky boy.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I propose “Viley” as his nickname.

PPP’s moniker of Wish.com Gator is spot on, tho’.

 

[No Scope]

I'm kinda curious what this nanny looks like. I think the nanny has a lot of influence on how the Rekieta kids are being raised. I can't see the nanny not noticing how a creep Nick is when he is around or not look into his current social media content. Getting hired by a company is different than working for someone directly. If we are to believe Nick's claims that he has ALWAYS been like this, a degenerate coomer, then I can picture the nanny looking like some E-Thot with a lot of ink and piercings.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Surely you mean how can anyone pull with Nick as a wingman given he's literally irresistible to random thots who would totally have been hitting on him instead, right?

The funniest part about all this has to be that Nick is dogging this Legal Mindset guy for boffing the weebina that Nick brought to the party for having low standards.
Like what does that say about Nick's supposed ability to pick up women? And why was he so apologetic to faggot Mr. Biggons (also affectionately known as 'Paypiggons') on not being able to introduce her to him first? That guy is already known in CG circles for his involvement in weird hotwife/swinger shit at Comicsgate meetups. Is that what these dorks are getting up to at Anime Matsuri? Was Rekieta's plan just to bring some brown blob off the street and hope that would count as swinger coin at this anime convention only for Legal Mindset to fuck it all up?

 

[huckbeine]

I'm kinda curious what this nanny looks like. I think the nanny has a lot of influence on how the Rekieta kids are being raised. I can't see the nanny not noticing how a creep Nick is when he is around or not look into his current social media content. Getting hired by a company is different than working for someone directly. If we are to believe Nick's claims that he has ALWAYS been like this, a degenerate coomer, then I can picture the nanny looking like some E-Thot with a lot of ink and piercings.

if the nanny is an asian, then she is already a better parent than both of them. I have seen documentaries about asians going to other countries, working as nannies and caretakers for decades so they can send dollars back to their families, and they usually don't have any vacations that they can go back to visit their families at least. they spend so many decades working to those families that they start to treat their bosses' children as their own. so, hopefully that nanny has instilled better morals to the kids than O'l Nicky and Our Wife

 

[Mister Dongs]

Look this is Nick we're talking about here. He's not going for some incel prude nanny that's all super responsible and wants to send money back home, he wants Tammy from the trailer park to supervise those kids and maybe have a few drinks with him just for fun it'd be funny c'mon once he gets home.

 

[ChromaQuack]

getting paid more by Rumble

They can't be that stupid.

Have you seen how startups in general and alt-tech in particular is managed?

They absolutely can be that stupid.

 

[feral cat #6385]

"Nick's docking list."

 

[No Scope]

"Nick's docking list."

This is why I like Sean, he DGAF! All those people that Nick mentioned to be in his corner are enablers of his current behavior. It's a really damn shame as a few of them I really liked and followed. I'm kinda excited to see if Nick is gonna actually throw the grenade he pulled the pin from into Lawtube.

 

[Potatoherder]

I'm kinda excited to see if Nick is gonna actually throw the grenade he pulled the pin from into Lawtube.

I don't think it'll go the way he expects simply because 'lawtube' isn't really a thing anymore. The big names have already moved on and the biggest name left, Law and Lumber, has put the Maya verdict in jeopardy. Invoking lawtube is a desperate move on Nick's part as he was so strongly against it. It's his form of 'member berries.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Law and Lumber, has put the Maya verdict in jeopardy.

Wait, what? Wasn't his whole thing "don't talk to the juror because it could put the verdict in jeopardy."?

 

[TheSoutherStar]

sean can just say

"i'm just joking buddy i hope you make a dollars! why are you getting offended you weirdo? it's just jokes!"

nick really fucked himself with that free speech hypocrisy

 

[not william stenchever]

Speaking of Sean and naughty lists, that man was made to dress up as Santa. Can't be on someone else's naughty list when you're the big red bossman.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Sean is literally star wars guys. If you mock balldoman you become a subsidiary brand of disney.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

@elb carrying the fire from Sean this weekend

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The funniest part about all this has to be that Nick is dogging this Legal Mindset guy for boffing the weebina that Nick brought to the party for having low standards.
Like what does that say about Nick's supposed ability to pick up women? And why was he so apologetic to faggot Mr. Biggons (also affectionately known as 'Paypiggons') on not being able to introduce her to him first? That guy is already known in CG circles for his involvement in weird hotwife/swinger shit at Comicsgate meetups. Is that what these dorks are getting up to at Anime Matsuri? Was Rekieta's plan just to bring some brown blob off the street and hope that would count as swinger coin at this anime convention only for Legal Mindset to fuck it all up?

WAIT WHAT?

Can you drop the lore on this Mr. Biggons guy?

I wasn't really familiar with the person, but I found it interesting that Nick also goes out of his way to praise Mr. Biggons' physique (which apparently is a slightly chubbier version of Chris Hemsworth) and says he has a way more impressive job than lawyer (it's apparently plastic surgeon, according to the Comicsgate thread).

And. without going back to verify, another thing that caught my attention in terms of his story changing since 2022 was that I'm pretty sure in the clip I posted from llast year Nick said that he was planning to introduce the woman he met to Cecil after Legal Mindset. But now it's this Mr Biggons guy, who also has a wife. I didn't flag it because I didn't know who Mr. Biggons was supposed to be. But it seemed like something where he was trying to misdirect before but this week was drunk and forgot that he did that.

What's the meaning of this?