Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

the apparatus is literally called a "cage"

Dont you worry he will be wearing another kind of cage soon enough.

Here, as shown by an actual lawyer.

Spoiler

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I have it on good authority that Nick staggered to the table and puked all over the greenbeans and mashed potatoes. He then climbed onto the table and curled into a fetal position next to the turkey. He told it, "We're both being picked apart and devoured, my friend. You, by my real life family. And I, by my online family."

 

[AnOminous]

He told it, "We're both being picked apart and devoured, my friend. You, by my real life family. And I, by my online family."

And then he stuck his Balldo into the turkey in front of the kids and in-laws and everyone.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

But after his lapse into degeneracy, I've never had a YouTube rec for Law Nerd Clips. It's all Elissa Clips all the time these days. I assumed Law Nerd Clips had just packed it in.

Her channel got demonetized due to reupping previous clips.

Channel Update​

Her last Rumble video implies that she's only posting new content to her Locals from now on. Though she's since posted another video to YT 11 days ago.

https://rumble.com/v3n098j-legal-update.html?start=34

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If he OD's on Modafinl

Lol. Lmao. The LD50 for Modafinil is over 1g/kg, and no deaths related to Modafinil overdose have ever been recorded. It's functionally impossible.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Lol. Lmao. The LD50 for Modafinil is over 1g/kg, and no deaths related to Modafinil overdose have ever been recorded. It's functionally impossible.

I'm sure Baldo and his 'ODD' can find a way.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Joe was really rethinking his life choices there, like why doesn’t he just get a different Gen X friend to occasionally cohost with rather than hanging on an AIDS-riddled double non-practicing “Christian” lawyer.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

And then he stuck his Balldo into the turkey in front of the kids and in-laws and everyone.

Bold of you to assume he was still conscious enough to do that.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

And then he stuck his Balldo into the turkey in front of the kids and in-laws and everyone.

Balldo stuffed turkey

 

[ChromaQuack]

Lol. Lmao. The LD50 for Modafinil is over 1g/kg, and no deaths related to Modafinil overdose have ever been recorded. It's functionally impossible.

Do. Not. Tell me. What. I. Can. OD. On.

I will. OD. On. Modafinil. I will. Take. 20 boxes. Of. It.

Enjoy world first, incel chud.

 

[mfalkner]

Lol. Lmao. The LD50 for Modafinil is over 1g/kg, and no deaths related to Modafinil overdose have ever been recorded. It's functionally impossible.

Let the boy try

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Let the boy try
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Don't. Tell him. How to drink.

 

[AltisticRight]

I know it's black friday (your favorite kind amirite?) and that can be stressful!

Everyday is Black Friday in the Rekieta household.

Anyway, Black Friday sounds like the name of one of his bulls, hence he dislikes Eric July so much.

I'm kinda curious what this nanny looks like. I think the nanny has a lot of influence on how the Rekieta kids are being raised. I can't see the nanny not noticing how a creep Nick is when he is around or not look into his current social media content. Getting hired by a company is different than working for someone directly. If we are to believe Nick's claims that he has ALWAYS been like this, a degenerate coomer, then I can picture the nanny looking like some E-Thot with a lot of ink and piercings.

Nah the nanny isn’t Asian. She posted some kind of backside photos to Locals, should be in this thread somewhere but can’t find it. Iirc her hair was blonde & she was very pale skinned. If indeed she is the one claimed to be the nanny. Nick has said she’s college aged & has a boyfriend who stays the night when she houses sits.
Edit also Nick & Law Nerd Clips fell out awhile back.

Did she have trashy tattoos too? Didn't she post nudes in their discord/locals chat, or was that another disgusting orbiter thot? I'll try and find those photos.

 

[Father Balldo]

Lolcow of the year.

 

[No Scope]

Did she have trashy tattoos too? Didn't she post nudes in their discord/locals chat, or was that another disgusting orbiter thot? I'll try and find those photos.

@Anticipointment had found the pics here. I think this is correct from what I remember seeing also.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did she have trashy tattoos too? Didn't she post nudes in their discord/locals chat, or was that another disgusting orbiter thot? I'll try and find those photos.

It has very tenuous evidence. As I recall, Nick joked (or leaned into the joke someone else made) that EgalitarianBtch (wife of ArtTheClown) was his nanny after the pictures @Anticipointment found stirred some discussion. For some reason, people said the blonde was thr nanny.

To be clear, EgalitarianBtch is not the nanny.

Nick has claimed that the nanny is university age and has a a boyfriend that comes over to use the hot tub when she is house sitting for the Rekietas when they are on vacation. Other than that, there has not been much corroborated

 

[Anti Snigger]

>imagine, if you will
>an attorney, who has never been inside of a courtroom
>a synthetic pair of testicles
>all of this, and more, in the grifting zone

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So Eric July did a stream and talked shit about EVS and then privated so someone called him out.



But at the end, that someone criticized Nick too. So Nick coped and seethed.

 

[Retink Retunk]

>imagine, if you will
>an attorney, who has never been inside of a courtroom
>a synthetic pair of testicles
>all of this, and more, in the grifting zone
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I can only imagine how difficult it would be to explain Balldo, Juju the Cow, and their fat pedophile friend to a normie. Will we one day get a Geno style six hundred hour documentary of them?

 

[Anti Snigger]

>drinking a little more
Yeah sure m8