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Well you'd flatten the dough so it won't bake as good.
Would it introduce additional wild yeasts or do I need actual thrush for that? I am not that well informed on the state of the normal vaginal biome, and I tend to wash in disinfectant.
 
I gotta say there is serious demand among women of romatic erotica writing and letter exchanging but thread litgly and you want to avoid shipping characters again they are also crazy 90% of the time
I can write smut but the problem is it's very male oriented smut and not female oriented smut, like from the male pov cause I dont know what gets women off. Also my idea of romance is Paddy Chayefskys Marty not 50 shades of grey. Even if I were to write something "romantic" it would be about how a couple meet as kids, fall in love with each other during adult hood, try to survive/emigrate once war breaks out and grow old together once the children leave, very old fashioned commitment stuff not just sex and action. I dont think the Up(2009) kind of romance is the stuff women are into.
@Georgio Cocklord, try board gaming groups or something that a lot of people gather for. Get to know people and make friends first, you'll have an easier time dating if it's someone you befriend first.
Nobody plays board games and even if they do like the DnD club in my uni, theyre insufferably woke which is not my go to. The interests of women in my immediate vicinity even back in my uni days when I was in social environments were largely relegated to social media gossip, kdramas, sitcoms especially cancer like friends and HIMYM, lot of woke shit and general "current thing" shenanigans. There are no groups to be honest, its just people doing their own thing which is partially why I like SP games.
Also, don't stop at the board game group itself. I always see guys say "But board game groups are mostly men" and stop there. Men have sisters, men have wives with single friends. You must look further than the table itself and realize when you're playing that you're building social relationships that extend to people who aren't even physically present.
I would not date my friends siblings even if theyre older, thank you very much. Theyre like my own sibling (teens who get sucked up in current thing and media trends) and I find my sister fucking annoying. I know you dont exactly mean friends siblings but I really doubt that siblings of friends share the same interests as your friends and yourself.
Every writing class/writing workshop/writing meet up I have ever been to has never had more than 1 man in attendance. Usually there are no men. If you say you can’t meet women you’re not trying.
Just so you know when I mean by writing, I mean "autistic analysis of my script collection and try to stitch together the best bits in one of my diaries". Also again there are no workshops and if there are again like in uni, theyre extremely woke. Im not gonna be able to introduce them to my exploitation spectacular Triple Threat Tranny, best watched on double feature with Savage Streets, possibly Ms. 45.

With that said I appreciate the responses, I will look into getting out of the house first, other steps come later. Thanks ladies.
 
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Nobody plays board games and even if they do like the DnD club in my uni, theyre insufferably woke which is not my go to. The interests of women in my immediate vicinity even back in my uni days when I was in social environments were largely relegated to social media gossip, kdramas, sitcoms especially cancer like friends and HIMYM, lot of woke shit and general "current thing" shenanigans. There are no groups to be honest, its just people doing their own thing which is partially why I like SP games.
Have you actually *looked* or just did a surface level at the college and then write it off? Because I have a witcher board game that I straight up set a group for just by saying I had it and was looking for other people that wanna play. The weirder/more obscure the game, usually the more fascinated people are by it. (Not that Witcher is obscure, but husband has some weird ass games nobody heard of that also gained interest) And I painted all the miniatures that came with it! I also taught them gwent which is super addicting.
The thing is, no matter what you want to do, there is a degree of needing to reach out *first*. It's anxiety inducing but important. *Everyone* needs to do it, and people who seem to have done it effortlessly struggled at some point in an area. Try getting a sports guy talking to women about shopping, suddenly they're lost and don't know what the fuck to say lmao.
 
Have you actually *looked* or just did a surface level at the college and then write it off? Because I have a witcher board game that I straight up set a group for just by saying I had it and was looking for other people that wanna play. The weirder/more obscure the game, usually the more fascinated people are by it. (Not that Witcher is obscure, but husband has some weird ass games nobody heard of that also gained interest) And I painted all the miniatures that came with it! I also taught them gwent which is super addicting.
The thing is, no matter what you want to do, there is a degree of needing to reach out *first*. It's anxiety inducing but important. *Everyone* needs to do it, and people who seem to have done it effortlessly struggled at some point in an area. Try getting a sports guy talking to women about shopping, suddenly they're lost and don't know what the fuck to say lmao.
Ive not looked into the neighborhood if thats what you mean, Ive read all my unis emails at the time and have explored the social media pages setup for them. They were pretty woke at least in early 2020 and Im sure they still are. Neighborhood no, theres no people closer to my age in my neighborhood despite dating app scams showing many in the area (said area being at least 5-7 miles away). I dont know what the perception people outside have of third world countries and asian countries in general, there are two parallel streams when it comes to the relationship market the vapid westernized people on dating apps and the more conservative ones who settle for who their family picks for them, most people are not even that educated or willing to actively become interesting/educated, people just do what they do and get on with their lives. My mother is one of those rare people who actively tries to improve intellect and speech, which is probably the place I inherited the same from. I dont even want relationships to be honest, I just want friends and both men and women are very subpar when it comes to knowledge and awareness of anything, much less interesting subjects/hobbies. That said this whole hobby thing has brought up a funny memory-

I was part of my unis film club 4 years ago and I was more or less part of their chat with quite active participation. They were a bit upto snuff, not quite at my levels of obsession but quite knowledgeable although very insular and elitist which I didnt pick up on. It took me a bit to pick up on the fact that they were very elitist from them actively discussing arthouse films but at the same time rebuking Scorseses sentiments against marvel. I was not yet redpilled and was quite naive so I started discussions on why they dont talk about exploitation films. They said shit like "theyre not real films" or "theyre exploitative, its there in the definition" or some other excuse for lack of political correctness. I caught them, pants down when I said exploitation films were the most pro feminist and pro black films at the time, which is a sentiment common now but not in 2019, gave multiple examples of the same. They didnt have it and tried to hand wave it off, which if youre discussing some shitty feminist oscar flick you should discuss Audition and Coffy as well (Audition is mandatory viewing for feminists, Im sure Anita Sarkeesian has orgasmed to that film just like most women on reddit do to Gone Girl). I got a target on my back from that day and I found they were becoming more insular till they banned me from the chat and club three months later for saying the Lion King was mid (Ive since revoked this opinion). That started my redpill arc and although I was a bit distraught by it then, I dont regret it now. They were also very anti Piracy for some reason, all movies should be watched by streaming or disc apparently.
 
You must look further than the table itself and realize when you're playing that you're building social relationships that extend to people who aren't even physically present.
This is some zen shit right here.
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This changes everything. I never thought about it this way, I usually get so caught up in my hobbies, I forget to throw some subtle lines hinting at my eligibility status.
 
Help Kiwifarms ladies! I want to meet people but leaving the basement is too woke! Please advise so I can shoot all suggestions down
Meeting like-minded people is not possible, I am THAT special and unique.
Everyone is either too retarded or too woke. Except me of course.
Women and Jews are mostly to blame.
 
When do you think the problem, if there is one, is going to come to a head? I regularly read newspaper headlines and articles claiming millennial (and younger) dudes are dropping out of society to be NEET or something, usually proposing short-term non-solutions because tptb want their wageslaves back as opposed to wanting to fix the core issue.
I don't think it will. I think TPTB know enough about population management that they're trying to let the air out of the balloon slowly enough that it never comes to a head. That people just drop out and die but it doesn't happen fast enough or in large enough numbers to cause a panic all at once.
 
Would it introduce additional wild yeasts or do I need actual thrush for that? I am not that well informed on the state of the normal vaginal biome, and I tend to wash in disinfectant.
Well I wouldn’t think so unless you already have an infection. I’d worry more about pubes in the dough.
 
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We really should think about setting up a Kiwi Dating thread. If people meet and don't hit it off, or one of them is a fed, all involved get chloroformed so no one can be doxed.

Well I wouldn’t think so unless you already have an infection. I’d worry more about pubes in the dough.

Yeast is a normal part of the vaginal biome, it's just usually kept in check by the other bacteria, etc... present. That's the reason why antibiotic therapy can cause a "yeast infection" because it kills off the bacteria that are responsible for keeping the yeast in check normally.

I'd guess the easiest kind of bread to make with help from a vagina would be sourdough due to the lactobacillus that are normally present in the vagina.
 
We really should think about setting up a Kiwi Dating thread. If people meet and don't hit it off, or one of them is a fed, all involved get chloroformed so no one can be doxed.



Yeast is a normal part of the vaginal biome, it's just usually kept in check by the other bacteria, etc... present. That's the reason why antibiotic therapy can cause a "yeast infection" because it kills off the bacteria that are responsible for keeping the yeast in check normally.

I'd guess the easiest kind of bread to make with help from a vagina would be sourdough due to the lactobacillus that are normally present in the vagina.
Well this is why if you do nude cooking you still wear an apron I guess, I had to.
 
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