🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Tiger Jack]

To be fair, it's not like Ralph is a very good gift giver to start with. Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the only thing he sent Xander for his first birthday just a framed photo of Sandra or something? I mean, if he was older I'm sure he could appreciate the sentiment, but that's a shitty gift for a baby.
The best Xander/Rosie could expect is some cheap crap from a tourist gift shop or some XXXL-sized Kingpin shirts that weren't going to get shifted anyway.

 

[Berrakh]

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This all makes sense until you remember who Andrew Anglin is. Spencer is not even remotely as toxic as Anglin but Nick’s been allied with him for years. And also everyone in that sphere makes alliances out of petty personal drama. Nick isn’t unique in that. Anglin probably just hates Spencer for Charlottesville getting the Stormer thrown off the normal internet (even though Anglin wrote the article which tempted Cloudflare to do that).

There are valid reasons to hate Spencer, and what he says about Nick is true, but I think he’s employing these things in bad faith. Which is why the AFsphere is doomed to be less than useless. Functioning movements don’t act like this.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Daily reminder Andrew Anglin is a pedophile and has advocated for marrying 15 year olds multiple times.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Says the fat loser who chimped the fuck out because Harry Morris got rid of the bow and arrow he got for his third Christmas.

EOR should not have abandoned his beloved bow & arrow.

 

[Axiom.]

EOR should not have abandoned his beloved bow & arrow.

He shouldnt have left his beloved mother either but that didn't stop him

 

[Fornicario]

He should have left Faith at Planned Parenthood, but we all know Ronnie facefucked the common sense out of Ralph long before Faith took a grunting gunting.

 

[Luke gama]

This is the same cope he has been saying since Xander's first birthday. "My gifts will be trashed". Nigger you wouldn't buy them anything regardless. We saw how you treated the child living under your roof, her first birthday was funded entirely by harry and strangers on the internet via an amazon wishlist.

Faith has said to a judge she wouldn't trash your gifts. You'd buy them even if they were going to get trashed if you actually cared.

Yeah you buy gifts and you spend them because in the future you can prove that you did everything you could to be part of your kids life.

Gunt reality

He's doing nothing to be part of his kids life
He doesn't have the money to buy presents.
Even if the kids get the presents and enjoy them he doesn't care about the happiness of his kids on Christmas day.

Seriously what dad doesn't get their kids presents I know crack heads that still get their kid presents.

its all always about his ego.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

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Its hilarious that that the boghig takes screenshots from public SocMed accounts and tries to pass them off as some sort of "exclusive kill retort scoop". Whats even funnier is they are invariably the kind of gossipy drama that excites teenage girls.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the only thing he sent Xander for his first birthday just a framed photo of Sandra or something?

Going to have to correct you, he said he wanted to give Xander that as a gift, but even shipping a shitty photo was too much. He was afraid it would be "trashed".

 

[Franz Joseph]

If Ralph could he would give Xander a bucket of 20 fireball nips, with 18 of them missing, as a gift.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

If Ralph could he would give Xander a bucket of 20 fireball nips, with 18 of them missing, as a gift.

Ralph would just get himself the bucket and a cheap hooker for his son's birthday. SORREH XANDAH!

 

[Drunkensailor]

Not purchasing something because it might get trashed is the same as not buying a bike for your kid because the niggers down the street will steal it. The altruistic act of giving is what makes you a good father. You have no control over what others will do once the gift is delivered.

Pro tip: do not live around nig nogs

Edit: phone posting and I gunted the first draft

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph’s just continuing the lifelong practice of his hero Oday Sampson and not giving a dime to his victims.

@Drunkensailor our parents told us if we saw two niglets on a bike to make sure our bikes were put away.

 

[Drunkensailor]

our parents told us if we saw two niglets on a bike to make sure our bikes were put away.

I graduated highschool with 900+ kids and Devon perish was the only black kid. I did not learn to be wary of blacks until university

 

[Rage Pig]

Posting hooker hand to own horse.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Posting hooker hand to own horse.
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It has been said ad nauseum, however it bears repeating because Ethan is an idiot and reads his threads.
"Do not pull your bullshit with this one Ethan, her family will not sue or dunk on you via social media. They will just kill you and nobody will give a fuck."

 

[Braphamut]

It has been said ad nauseum, however it bears repeating because Ethan is an idiot and reads his threads.
"Do not pull your bullshit with this one Ethan, her family will not sue or dunk on you via social media. They will just kill you and nobody will give a fuck."

She's an orphan and he adopted her. Now he has a wife and a daughter.

Where's yer loli, gaydur?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It has been said ad nauseum, however it bears repeating because Ethan is an idiot and reads his threads.
"Do not pull your bullshit with this one Ethan, her family will not sue or dunk on you via social media. They will just kill you and nobody will give a fuck."

Probably why he’s not showing her face, or she’s fugly or underage or she’s one of a series of paid whores. Or all of the above. Who cares really. I appreciate the small Ralphaflexes- the menu prices, the faceless hiv raw underage hooker, the truck keys, the gross pool, it’s all so trashy.

 

[Um...]

Posting hooker hand to own horse.
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“not a cold Thanksgiving day video, but..” Lol he’s still butthurt about Pantsu’s TG message, a week later. I guess this is him *striking back*? Too bad bc I’m 100% certain Pantsu does not give a single fuck who he may or may not be hanging with. All he’s accomplishing here is showcasing once again how completely and utterly transparent he is.


Also I wouldn’t be bragging too much about this senorita if I were Ralph. She has gnarly man hands and may be wearing oversized cat eye glasses. No Bueno.

 

[Elmo]

“not a cold Thanksgiving day video, but..” Lol he’s still butthurt about Pantsu’s TG message, a week later. I guess this is him *striking back*? Too bad bc I’m 100% certain Pantsu does not give a single fuck who he may or may not be hanging with. All he’s accomplishing here is showcasing once again how completely and utterly transparent he is.

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Also I wouldn’t be bragging too much about this senorita if I were Ralph. She has gnarly man hands and may be wearing oversized cat eye glasses. No Bueno.

There's a non-zero chance that he's using again if he's paying for escorts. Ralph is a slave to his vices (by his own admission), after all, and if he's spending his weekends with senoritas, well...

Who knows, maybe we'll get another video of him walking around the pool or street while hollerin' at Gator whiled geeked out of his mind like last time.