Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

Dr. Butt said:
The target audience doesn't read books. They may repost tiktoks of Page talking about the book, but never read it. The few that listen to the audiobook will find a free download somewhere. I don't know what the publishing company was thinking.
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That makes two of us. TikTok activists most likely don't know how to read any book without pictures and spelling lines.

Besides who in their right mind would read ramblings of a pooner radiating such joy (read: Maybe I'm gonna slash my wrists tomorrow) all over?

Audiobook sounds even worse option if Ellen is reading it with that mentioned frog voice :cryblood:
 
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
She narrates it.
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Holy shit.

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Pedophobe said:
Not interested in her book but I had a look at the reviews on Goodreads and the consensus seems to be it's confusing, unstructured, uncomfortably explicit and barely mentions poonerism or movie making but focusses on lesbianism and emotional distress. Sounds pretty bleak.
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What would a (ahem) "man" know about lesbianism? Isn't that "mansplaining"?
 
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
She narrates it.
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She's an actress (supposedly) who's reading her own words, yet her voice always sounds like she's on the verge of tears and at the same time is flat, nasal and monotonous. And don't even get me started on her "writing", within the first 5 minutes it's crystal clear that she is atrociously boring and self-absorbed. To the surprise of nobody, the whole thing is fucking awful.
 
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Narwhal said:
She's an actress (supposedly) who's reading her own words, yet her voice always sounds like she's on the verge of tears and at the same time is flat, nasal and monotonous. And don't even get me started on her "writing", within the first 5 minutes it's crystal clear that she is atrociously boring and self-absorbed. To the surprise of nobody, the whole thing is fucking awful.
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The jacuzzi porn story was the most interesting part, and also the part that made me close the audio and find something better to do with my time. I’m starting to thinking pooning out was of benefit to her because, truly, she’s so goddamn boring.
 
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Doppelmonger said:
Her fake abs always get me, they look like the Colchones bread that you can get for like 75¢ here at any grocery

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You cracked the code! That's what she took inspiration from and installed as "abs".

Maybe she stared at the package after some twansphobic violent molestor monster chased her on the street and she bravely escaped into nearest grocery store? 🤔
 
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