Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[TyrasGuard]

Based old lady dunks on tranny while doing a helicopter spin:

By the way, good news to all of you late transitioners!

The new subreddit for transitioners over the age of 50 just opened! So if you didn't think a sub full of ugly fucks was enough, now you can browse this sub of ugly old fucks!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Social media break for sanity, but I return. I always return.

What’s on Reddit this morning…

This fucking potato mfer. Profile - is that his real fucking name? Lmao yes it is- although he had enough sense to private his FB.
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Of course he lives for the coom.
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Breast pain is euphoria.
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Works as a medical professional… wants to invade women’s spaces.
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Work selfie, they have no worries about posting these.
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Has a hormonal condition, or two?
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I can’t imagine screwing up an already broken body with cross sex hormones.


Gate keeping surgery is bad
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The advice? Lie.
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Find a different doctor.
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I see the knee surgery thing thrown around a lot. I’d love to the the validity to it, I can see a few reasons why someone would regret their joint replacement.
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And a little bit of truth, to which OP argued and rejected.
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Lastly, Why people wank to trans but not accept?
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Because obviously porn logic applies to the real world. Look at those top categories lmao. It’s like saying people shouldn’t be racist because Japanese and ebony are in the top 3. There seems to be an inability to separate porn from reality here.

Individuals with Kallmann syndrome have no sense of smell. This guy is a close as it gets to an ideal troon surgical patient. Sharpen the scalpels, boys!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Lil pooner got rejected for having no dick

pooner transitioned into emotional support carpet. Very validating! Welcome to the friendzone lil dood!

 

[Stan]

Most of the like 40 comments are fellow troons whose wives divorced them. I wonder why!

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I don’t think I’m the only one who would feel scammed if they married a man and after some interval of years and kids they came out as a troonbian. I can’t blame em for not sticking around.

Oh they are truly vile when it comes to detransitioners, even the ones who don't medically transition. This is the number one thing that convinces people its a cult.
Reminds me of this nutter who keeps spamming the terf tag on Tumblr.
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"yes you were told this!" yeah and they were also told that getting those hormones/surgery is the best way to go, that not getting it will ultimately kill them. You guys literally call it "life saving care". Half the time you go back on whether it is or it not reversible, and there's plenty of instances of doctors freely giving out HRT like it's candy with no prior background check whatsoever. You guys are the ones who get mad that there even is a background check.
Imma bring up the consent comparison again since weirdly enough trans ideology overlaps with the removal of the concept of consent (I wonder why)- if someone gets manipulated into doing something, could they consent? If you groom someone into performing a certain action, are they giving proper consent? Yes or no? Answer wisely.

These people encourage children to transition "for any reason or even no reason", and don't worry bro it's totally reversible, and then dare to cop an attitude after someone realizes they've been scammed and mutilated. They are pure evil.

I don’t understand their investment in other people’s plastic surgery. Do women who get boob jobs actively Stan in small titty subreddits about how great and affirming their fake tits are? Does Dolly Parton look around for women who haven’t had work done to try and convince them they would look so much better with some fillers? Do these women get all angry at other women who had boob jobs/nose jobs/botox and are unhappy at the results? No, because their emotional investment in the procedure is limited to how that surgery could affect them. This obsession with how other people feel about their dickoplasty is unsettling, as if the troons are secondhand invalidated because some other troon hit the brakes on their transition.

 

[glass_houses]

I don’t understand their investment in other people’s plastic surgery. Do women who get boob jobs actively Stan in small titty subreddits about how great and affirming their fake tits are? Does Dolly Parton look around for women who haven’t had work done to try and convince them they would look so much better with some fillers? Do these women get all angry at other women who had boob jobs/nose jobs/botox and are unhappy at the results? No, because their emotional investment in the procedure is limited to how that surgery could affect them. This obsession with how other people feel about their dickoplasty is unsettling, as if the troons are secondhand invalidated because some other troon hit the brakes on their transition.

It's for the same reason Christians are the cattiest, worst gossipers in the world.

It's for the same reason the Amish shun the wrong doer.

It's for the same reason that Muslims think gang rape is an appropriate response to a woman accidentally flashing an ankle in public.

It's for the same reason Scientologists try to break anyone who tries to leave the organisation in every conceivable way.

It's for the same reason that the residents of Jonestown drank the Koolaid.

It's for the same reason niggers and bogan families treat any members who decide to buckle down, get an education and break the poverty cycle like traitors and scum.

Welcome to the cult crab bucket.

 

[Kumquat]

I don’t understand their investment in other people’s plastic surgery. Do women who get boob jobs actively Stan in small titty subreddits about how great and affirming their fake tits are? Does Dolly Parton look around for women who haven’t had work done to try and convince them they would look so much better with some fillers? Do these women get all angry at other women who had boob jobs/nose jobs/botox and are unhappy at the results? No, because their emotional investment in the procedure is limited to how that surgery could affect them. This obsession with how other people feel about their dickoplasty is unsettling, as if the troons are secondhand invalidated because some other troon hit the brakes on their transition.

Because unlike the Dolly Partons and Joan Rivers of the world, these surgeries aren't cosmetic to them. Women who get boob jobs don't make it the basis of their entire identity. Their entire personality is not defined by plastic surgery.

The trans cult, however, do that. These surgeries are, according to them, "life-saving" and "necessary" so they can be their "true selves." To deny them such surgeries is to literally commit genocide in their eyes. I said this before in another thread, but the mere existence of detransitioners calls their entire ideology and worldview into question. They say it's necessary, that it's needed, that it's not a phase but them being who they really are. Detransitioners, or even people who regret the surgery, demonstrate that, no, you can be wrong about this, that it's not necessary, it's not needed, it may very well be just a phase. It demonstrates the doctors aren't infallible beings, that they don't know what they're doing, and that the trans people have based their entire lives, ruined all of their relationships and career opportunities on a lie.

They need to recruit others into the cult, and they need to censor all dissidents at any cost, because if they don't, then the crushing realization that they've destroyed their entire lives and ruined everything because of a lie will obliterate their mental state. They might realize that they did this, they ruined everything, they permanently fucked up their body, there's nothing they can do to fix it, and it's all their fault. It's almost enough for me to feel sympathy for them, but they're all malignant narcissists, so this is just karma giving them exactly what they deserve.

 

[2 braincells]

quick tax:

 

[Stan]

I know I'm over-simplifying it, but what can I say? I'm a man, I'll never really know that feeling,

I don’t want to be mean, but…you can say nothing. You can just not opine on how it feels to be an object in the eyes of men instead of post cringe about how women learn to love being treated like fuckable objects.

The trans cult, however, do that. These surgeries are, according to them, "life-saving" and "necessary" so they can be their "true selves." To deny them such surgeries is to literally commit genocide in their eyes. I said this before in another thread, but the mere existence of detransitioners calls their entire ideology and worldview into question.

“It is genocide not to allow me to sterilize myself and indulge in a plastic surgery addiction” fucking lmao though

Ok ok enough of that feminist stuff in the Tranny L thread. Let’s post some L’s.

…doesn’t look it.

 

[Niggolash]

It's becoming more and more challenging to browse reviews for women's clothing on Amazon without encountering some tranny advertising a checklist of fetishes. If you made a bingo sheet for this, the free space would be "exhibitionism" because they get off on exposing themselves to the world with zero shame.

Spoiler: Man with a diaper under bloomers made for girls

To my horror, there is also a tranny working at one of my local libraries. Pictured in the children's section, no less.

Spoiler: Literally malding

 

[Convery§]

A trans cat is like a vegan cat.. wait..

 

[Procrastinhater]

>Love is not enough

>Love isnt enough
>gets hooked on hardcore drugs
>opens relationship to other dude, who then steals his wife

WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING?! If you weren't such a hollow shell of a man, you could stand up for yourself and your marriage, but you decided that you are a pretty fancy princess from AGPland, so I guess this is the way it will be now

What a terrible surprise this must have been for him, who coulda thunk women want men, are attracted to masculinity and confidence, and repulsed by men that mince around like faggots, call themselves Alice and let themselves be consumed by a gross sissy fetish.
I guess there's only so many times this guys wife could walk in on him in his anime uWu outfit frantically jerking his flaccid dick to that Bambi Sleep shit before she stops seeing him as anything other than a disturbing joke.
Then this faggot lets her move another guy into the house, (I'm betting partly at first so she could feel safe because she didn't like sharing a house alone with a fucking gimpified Buffalo Bill impersonator who she never knew when he was gonna finally snap and turn her into a Titty Suit) and another in the Rollercoaster of surprises for poor Alice, she catches feelings for the actual man in the house and they grow closer as they bond over laughing at the ghastly laughable Ghoul in the spinny skirt locked in his room with his porn videos talking to faggots on Reddit.

Really the best thing he can do is rope, he's allowed his vile fetish to ruin his life, the only way he can reclaim some dignity is to off himself.
He proved himself a failure at living as a man, he can at least try to die like one and do it Seppuku style.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Sad tranny used to hang out with some of the most based individuals in existence.
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Not gonna lie, making an ack! meme out of a tranny you know irl and showing it to them to express your disgust is a baller move. I know it's reddit, but the mental image is so hilarious I want to believe this actually happened.

 

[expectant asshole]

I recommend Nair, it's safe, environmentally friendly and is produced by an LGBTQIA+ friendly company.

Nair is toxic shit and putting on your dick is a monumentally bad idea which is why troons should do it.

Eh go ahead a nair the fuck out of that bad boy. Hell go billy big balls
and wax that fucker. It’s arm skin not actual penis skin.

God the idea of a dick with stubble is horrifying.

 

[Punished Neco]

I'm sure some of you will remember this individual
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[Constellationzero]

Based old lady dunks on tranny while doing a helicopter spin:

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By the way, good news to all of you late transitioners!

The new subreddit for transitioners over the age of 50 just opened! So if you didn't think a sub full of ugly fucks was enough, now you can browse this sub of ugly old fucks!

Because we ALL FUCKING KNOW you fuck that troon IKEA shark in the background, shit smelling sharkboy.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I'm sure some of you will remember this individual
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When these sick fucks get "disowned" it's actually very rarely only due to them claiming they're transgender.

It's always multiple factors that add up before the parents finally break and are like "We tried, and you didn't listen. Get the fuck out."

I'm sure he's jobless, doesn't contribute in any way to the household, is a foul smelling slob, steals female family member's clothing, and spends his time masterbating in his room.

Just being a complete and utter subhuman and his parents probably got fed up.

"Fine, you wanna destroy your life? We won't let you take others in this house down with you."

 

[TheDataHorder]

Based old lady dunks on tranny while doing a helicopter spin:

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By the way, good news to all of you late transitioners!

The new subreddit for transitioners over the age of 50 just opened! So if you didn't think a sub full of ugly fucks was enough, now you can browse this sub of ugly old fucks!

fucking angry i didn't get to see an old woman spin around while spouting facts and instead only saw that dogs breakfast troon.

also that new subreddit will provide many l's for years to come, i recommend stocking up in popcorn boys.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Man is shocked that transitioning and opening your marriage will lead to the death of it. Wife found a new and younger man that isn’t in indulging in agp fetish.

my fucking sides. tranny thought he could have his cake and eat it too. power to the soon-to-be ex-wife.

 

[DSHK]

Lil pooner has penis envy

 

[Fapcop]

Lil pooner has penis envy

Gee… Weird! It’s almost as if it doesn’t solve anything, and they’re always looking for the next fix.