Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Cannibal Machine said:
I just want to pretend I've got a dick in the short time I have left.
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That's a talk you'll have to have with your hospice nurse Miss. Seriously though, it's not even confirmed cancer so it would be retarded to not even know what it is and just let it grow for a year so you can grow your clit. I'm sure she could find "gender affirming" care, even if she has to go to an informed consent clinic, even if she has cancer. Vulva melanoma is very rare though, she probably/hopefully has something easier to treat, like herpes or HPV.
Apustajan apustaja said:
I come from a culture with a lot of intrasexual naked mingeling, i've had a beer with my mother in law like every other weekend naked, but I wouldn't like her to having to deal with AGP troons. That is not just a naked man, it's a perverted naked man. Women need safe spaces from a certain type of men, not men general. But "all men" is the safest sorter. Sorry for culture-sperging while drunk.
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Finn?
 
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So I was browsing Reddit, looking for some tax and lulz to bring back to the farms, when my Pooner senses started tingling.

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Note the classic pooner move of writing 5000 words when a guy would have written a sentence or two.

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Ah! Hearts and rainbows… Constant apologies and references to her feelings. Very manly!

At this point I’m thinking…

1: Where are her parents and/or caregivers?
2: Is she retarded? Or merely a teenager that somehow got her tits chopped?
3: There’s gotta be some good stuff in her posts.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shai:

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Procrastinhater said:
I'm distracted by how small and pointless the pickup bed on that truck is.
Maybe I'm biased, but it looks so weird compared to the Ram 3500 I'm used to.
I always love Chevy trucks though. Prefer the old school ones though before they started filling them full of all that modern shit.
Maybe I'm getting old but old trucks you can keep running yourself without all the computerized bullshit they fill new ones with.
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I had to take a zoom call to train my dog like with the trainer... And it had me thinking how much I hate technology nowadays and how we should have put a moratorium on everything but medical advancements in 2010 lol
 
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Fapcop said:
Fellow men… What do you do to make you feel EXTRA masculine?! Or feminine?

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Fuckin’ love the lil’ pooner who starts bringing up the most female of accessories like belts and rings and want to feel like a… Little boy?!?
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This chick gets her entire wardrobe from hot topic, guaranteed.

Tips for being manly? Maybe she can try devoting a few decades to a soulless mega corporation before getting laid off for not being diverse enough, and have half her wages garnered by a woman that hates her?
 
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I had a dream this morning with a pooner in it. Jean jacket, black t-shirt, door knocker nose ring, pube padlock beard, frog voice, the whole package. She was manning a women's dressing room area in a clothing store, handing out those number of garments tags. And as a WTF bonus, she kinda looked like Null. Yep. A Null's sister pooner.

I've been thinking a lot about a dream I had many years before Transmania hit lately. I dreamed of an Asian tranny geisha cyclops in a bright red kimono. Tall. A true Hon. One enormous eye in the center of its forehead. Jet black hair piled high with dangling ornaments. It ran past me (yes, in those black wooden sandals and white tabi socks), lifted its arms and rose off the ground and began to fly.

I've had a lot of odd and inexplicable dreams over my lifetime, but that one really stuck with me.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
FTMs: being around males in a bathroom is literally the most terrifying thing I can think of.
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Don't these pooners dream of being a twink getting his boyhole stretched at a bathhouse?

Leaving aside that the odds of getting raped in a mall bathroom are below zero, isn't that the kind of shit they always shlick about?
Fapcop said:
So I was browsing Reddit, looking for some tax and lulz to bring back to the farms, when my Pooner senses started tingling.

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Note the classic pooner move of writing 5000 words when a guy would have written a sentence or two.

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Ah! Hearts and rainbows… Constant apologies and references to her feelings. Very manly!

At this point I’m thinking…

1: Where are her parents and/or caregivers?
2: Is she retarded? Or merely a teenager that somehow got her tits chopped?
3: There’s gotta be some good stuff in her posts.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shai:

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Those legs look like 2 fucked up hams.
Fapcop said:
Fellow men… What do you do to make you feel EXTRA masculine?! Or feminine?

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Fuckin’ love the lil’ pooner who starts bringing up the most female of accessories like belts and rings and want to feel like a… Little boy?!?
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Dear pooners: there's nothing MANLIER than going to a biker club and starting a random fight.

Seriously, just go to the dingiest biker bar in the worst part of town and punch the biggest motherfucker there, it will give you +1000 manly man(TM) points which takes you to lvl90 beefcake status in the man-o-war scale.

DO IT, DO IT NOW!

...........that part about red shoes making her go faster sounds like a sonic autist.
Shard said:
Back in the day, when teenage girls wanted attention, they'd just dye their hair and cut themselves, but now they... dye their hair and cut themselves.
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Yeah but back then the worst case scenario was thin hair and thighs that looked like a map.

Now you're looking to a chick that is bald, barren, with zippertits and possibly a rotdog all before she hits 30.

There's no comeback from that, only anheroing.
 
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cybertoaster said:
Dear pooners: there's nothing MANLIER than going to a biker club and starting a random fight.

Seriously, just go to the dingiest biker bar in the worst part of town and punch the biggest motherfucker there, it will give you +1000 manly man(TM) points which takes you to lvl90 beefcake status in the man-o-war scale.

DO IT, DO IT NOW!
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It's Saturday...

ACT TONIGHT and headbutt the biggest scumfuck drunk in open booking, and receive another +1,000 DOODLY DOODY DOOD pointz on your way to the SHU!!
 
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Hey, I got a question: Are tranzz men men??

If so, then have they taken a trip to the Post Office to fill out and send in their Selective Service registration cards?
If not, why not?
And while we're at it, shouldn't FAFSA be denying loan money to poonz who don't fill the card out?
If not, why not?

I'm just asking the poonz a question.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Hey, I got a question: Are tranzz men men??

If so, then have they taken a trip to the Post Office to fill out and send in their Selective Service registration cards?
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There was an ukranian pooner who when the war started temporarily de-pooned and went back to be a girl so she wouldn't get drafted or forced to stay in the country.

All this talk about male privilege but nobody wants to lose that coveted pussypass.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Hey, I got a question: Are tranzz men men??

If so, then have they taken a trip to the Post Office to fill out and send in their Selective Service registration cards?
If not, why not?
And while we're at it, shouldn't FAFSA be denying loan money to poonz who don't fill the card out?
If not, why not?

I'm just asking the poonz a question.
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Seriously, all trannies have managed to do is reinforce stupid gender stereotypes for the sake of performative bullshit. TIMs reinforce the notion that girls are flighty bimbos obsessed with looks and petty shit, and TIFs reinforce the notion that women want accountability and equitable conditions until it inconveniences them.
 
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