Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Male Idiot]

"Pasta"! Lol, I hope that means she has a sense of humor.

That aside, the shorty factor in poonerism is starting to concern me. As a card-carrying member of the Short Petite Women of the World (tm) club, I'm wondering: is this some sort of extermination plan by giraffes and giantesses (yes, I wish I were you!)???

Y'all don't mind me; I'm just playing.

Twitter also thinks you are pedobait. Its teitter don't take it personally they are retarded.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I bought a laptop from a pooner today. She was polite and helpful by the standards of a retail worker, but man did she fit the pooner bill. Super rosy cheeks, short (maybe 155cm), and had several small dumb tattoos of random objects on her forearms. Didn't seem to be wearing a binder, or if she was it wasn't very effective. My favorite part was the nametag. She calls herself Pasta.

It is the kind of nickname your manly bro friends would give you if your last name is Alfredo. But if this one is organic it is refering to Puttanesca.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Dark academia memes are wrecking pooner's brains. If she only knew what that would get a real dude.

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"Yippeee" - proclaimed the real boy

For those who aren't aware, "dark academia" is what a lot of the nerdy, non-athletic tomboys get up to, but not all the women who do it are tomboys. It's basically middle class (usually Americans) people wishing they were old money and attending a wealthy European or New England boarding school in the 1880s-1980s where they read old books, wear brown clothes, drink black coffee and develop a cocaine addiction. The twee masculine fashion is only worn by women and maybe fictional men (in media written by women or aimed at women). But the males/male characters they want to skinwalk are usually younger than 25. Victorian twinks aren't known for living long.

 

[melty]

Why the fuck is she dressed like a schoolboy? That looks like a school uniform. Is she trans age as well or something?

3rd grade mama's boy on picture day is a popular aesthetic among pooners. I guess they think it makes them uwu soft nerd boys. I've seen at least two or three of this type of pooner IRL. It's up there with the piercing and shitty tats pooners in popularity. Gotta collect all these little doods in their adorable little costumes!

I bought a laptop from a pooner today. She was polite and helpful by the standards of a retail worker, but man did she fit the pooner bill. Super rosy cheeks, short (maybe 155cm), and had several small dumb tattoos of random objects on her forearms. Didn't seem to be wearing a binder, or if she was it wasn't very effective. My favorite part was the nametag. She calls herself Pasta.

A lot of them also love calling themselves random, often disgusting, objects. Literally know one that calls herself tuna, though I think she's just a gender person and not full pooner. But it's totally not a mental illness to ask people to refer to you as sock and only use it/it's pronouns.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Twitter also thinks you are pedobait. Its teitter don't take it personally they are retarded.

Wait, what? Who? You mean short women?

(I might be being thick/all day in continuing ed so my head is very literal/halp )

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You mean short women?

Yes, apparently petite women "look underage".

 

[Wednezday]

Pooner with hijab wonders how she can look more manly while wearing the hijab.

 

[Lady Bizness]

A lot of them also love calling themselves random, often disgusting, objects. Literally know one that calls herself tuna, though I think she's just a gender person and not full pooner. But it's totally not a mental illness to ask people to refer to you as sock and only use it/it's pronouns.

They're all like abused little house elves.

Pooner with hijab wonders how she can look more manly while wearing the hijab.

I think this group of people are dysfunctional day dreamers. They conjure weird conflicts to play around with that never happen just because they're bored in math class. Thanks to the Internet they have a place to document and concretize what should be fleeting thoughts.

Or, y'know, welcome to the west where we will devour your culture by plying your youth with nonsense.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

That aside, the shorty factor in poonerism is starting to concern me. As a card-carrying member of the Short Petite Women of the World (tm) club, I'm wondering: is this some sort of extermination plan by giraffes and giantesses (yes, I wish I were you!)???

I don’t know, the most likely candidate to poon out I know personally is a woman who is already well over six feet. As far as I know she’s still in the enby stage but we’re all keeping an eye on it.

 

[Male Idiot]

Yes, apparently petite women "look underage".

What she said. Also what italian law says so don't get hentaid!

Dark academia, I always thought it was related to Moldbug's dark enlightment, a blackpilled pro monarchist anti globalist philosophy.

But its women cosplaying as Poe? I somehow find that funny. Quote the Toob, Feminine Penis! Howard Penny Bindcraft and the Innsmouth Tuna.

 

[AfghanBlue]

My half considered theory is that tiny pooner and huge Hons both troon out because they experience the most extreme aspects of their born gender that they feel they can't live up to/ don't like.
The hulking Hons feel big and ugly and ungainly, unable to fulfil the promise of their stature, the smol poons feel helpless. Under threat.

Both feel more constrained by the physicality of their sex and focus more on seeking to escape it. Or something.
I mean there's got to be something to it. There's plenty of small men and tall women yet poons are way more often miniscule, reverse for troons.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Pooner with hijab wonders how she can look more manly while wearing the hijab.

>be born into a religion that views women as subhuman
>forced to wear a cloth the signifies you as an owned woman because the men of your religion view women as rape meat and the religious text says that female bodies are inherently sinful
>hates being female
I can't bully her. I just feel really bad for her.

 

[cybertoaster]

went from bombshell

This is a bombshell for zoomies? back in my day they would call her a slampig.

But this:

"Look how they massacred my scenegirl..."

Losing a job is depressing and its normal to be upset, but its not normal to cry like a little bitch.

Just down a six pack and throw the empty cans at squirrels...

It's basically middle class (usually Americans) people wishing they were old money and attending a wealthy European or New England boarding school in the 1880s-1980s where they read old books, wear brown clothes, drink black coffee and develop a cocaine addiction.

Got some pictures of this? how far does the LARP goes?

3rd grade mama's boy on picture day is a popular aesthetic among pooners. I guess they think it makes them uwu soft nerd boys

More like its easy to pull, far easier than you know looking like a real dude.

Literally know one that calls herself tuna

What an unfortunate choice for a pooner...

Pooner with hijab wonders how she can look more manly while wearing the hijab.

Women in islamic countries are the only ones I could understand would want to be men, because they live in an actual real patriarchy.

I think this group of people are dysfunctional day dreamers. They conjure weird conflicts to play around with that never happen just because they're bored in math class.

Yeah I thought the same, I mean if she's in an islamic country depending of how bad it is (quite a difference between turkey and saudi arabia) she could get hanged/stoned for it. If in the west then consider how many muslim girls got honor-killed by their relatives for not wanting to marry her cousin and have retard babies.

the smol poons feel helpless. Under threat.

So they become the kind of man who would get beaten half to death as everyone laughs, 500IQ move.

At least hons have the added benefit that punching one its a hate crime, so on top of being able to knock out even a man you can't fight back because they are "women" now.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

...with what?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

More like its easy to pull, far easier than you know looking like a real dude.

Easier to pull off, yeah, they make it much less easy to pull. A lot of these pooners were cute baby butches and would've been drowning in pussy if they'd not pooned out.

Women in islamic countries are the only ones I could understand would want to be men, because they live in an actual real patriarchy.

It's definitely worse than the West, but remember these kids are terminally online and addicted to grotesque violent porn. You have teenage boys thinking strangulation and anal is normal and expected in relationships, and teenage girls thinking that's what girls are supposed to do to keep a man, so it's no wonder the boys end up coombrained AGPs who can't live up to the stereotype of the huge dicked brutes in porn, and the girls poon out to try to escape the victim role (but end up obsessing over victimhood anyway).
The whole thing is a "grass is greener" cope caused by ever younger kids finding ever more fucked up porn and getting warped by it. If parents supervised their damn kids' internet access and teachers reported kids acting out sexually to social services or the police (since it's a big indicator that the kid's being abused), and if the pimps and groomers didn't make that sick shit in the first place, then trooning out wouldn't be an issue. Kids would just grow up normally and their first experience of sex would be with their high school boyfriend/girlfriend having an awkward fumble on prom night or getting fingered in the woods while drinking cheap cider like a normal teenage life.

 

[cybertoaster]

...with what?

I'm guessing she was riding him (as he cried after being bullied into sex with a woman) so she's technically on top which in her DOOD mind means she's topping him.

You have teenage boys thinking strangulation and anal is normal and expected in relationships, and teenage girls thinking that's what girls are supposed to do to keep a man

Its women who turn shitty novels about forced anal and strangulation into bestseller books, not men. And given that 30% of zoomer men aren't getting any you really have to wonder what a girl that age has to do to not be able to keep a man, given those men are desperate enough to pay for a chatbot that pretends to be a girlfriend.

and the girls poon out to try to escape the victim role (but end up obsessing over victimhood anyway).

More like move up on the progressive stack, the pooner behavior online is what we used to call GOTIS, and their IRL behavior is a combination of virtue signaling and victimhood olympics, they are constantly trying to outdo eachother for status.

The whole thing is a "grass is greener" cope

Nah, it definitely is greener for women over here

Things are reaaaaally bad for women in large swaths of the planet, which makes the complaints of first world women seem absurd in comparison.

I doubt any of those women wouldn't trade a tranny pissing in their bathroom over being executed with no evidence for an accusation of anything from infidelity to witchcraft.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Spoiler: Old School POONZ Ahoy!

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Sorry, no complimentary barf bags to place in the seat backs.

Pooner number 2 looks like Kyle Rittenhouse. That kid is getting fucking fat, I almost think that pic with Tucker Carlson has been photoshopped, he's got a big ol' gut and rosy red cheeks, he'd look pretty jolly tbf but its just funny seeing that Wisconsin diet take its toll.
Also looks like he plucks his eybrows.

He looks like fucking Big Boy.

go full schizo ego death and make your own religion?

Worked for L Ron Hubbard. Not so much for Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite.

 

[marjoram]

Pooner number 2 looks like fucking Kyle Rittenhouse. That kid is getting fucking fat, I almost think that pic with Tucker Carlson has been photoshopped, he's got a big ol' gut and rosy red cheeks, he'd look pretty jolly tbf but its just funny seeing that Wisconsin diet take its toll.
Also looks like he plucks his eybrows.

Isn't pooner #2 Chaz Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny? Birth name Chastity (no joke)

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Isn't pooner #2 Chaz Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny? Birth name Chastity (no joke)

Yes, who started transitioning in 2008.

Baby pic with Dad:

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

wonders how she can look more manly while wearing the hijab.

Isn't she misgendering herself by being a trans man wearing a hijab? If she really believed she became a man through being trans, why still wear it?