Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Kiwis be on NOTICE!

Spoiler: We have a BADASS!

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Noseguarding a drunk:
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"I got clay and rock where I live..."

Burying a dead body in clay is a great way of preserving it, and I'd imagine any potential biological evidence of himself in the process.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Didn't Nick scream at Sean on stream for 20 mins straight a month ago to drive home the point that Mommy Nick & Daddy Josh weren't actually fighting?

It was more that Mommy Nick didn't want to fight but Daddy Josh was being an autistic retard, according to the veritable Rekieta

 

[huckbeine]

so he's gone full suicide-baiting arc like Boogie now?

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

5 kids? Better get drunk and talk about killing myself. Really Lowtax it up a notch.

 

[AnOminous]

so he's gone full suicide-baiting arc like Boogie now?

DO IT END YOURSELF BITCH!

What an absolute utter pathetic faggot.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

he so desperately wanted to say the N-word but only held back due to the social consequences.

Now that I think of it, Drexel is a self-hating black. Perfect cover for his (muh unironic) blackface and Nigger pass and on top of that, he loved reading the "OVER NINE THOUSAND" manifesto from the crazy nigger in Colorado.

 

[3MMA]

https://twitter.com/BooshB383 https://nitter.1d4.us/BooshB383

Nice find. He’s a genius, sharing weird power fantasies about his e-mommy’s fans & other such denizens, all on public platforms. Just Boosh things , just Balldo things.
(Nitter X Archive)

Uh, okay Boosh.

Bring it bitch.

¡Hola Amigos! Ah juswanna let yew guyz know, it’s propah pronunciation is bish.
(BISH.)

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Anyone finding it harder and harder to even just watch the clips?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Anyone finding it harder and harder to even just watch the clips?

Yes. Because the clips aren't even funny now most of the time save for a few sparks out of the now smouldering dumpster fire (Rippa dunking on him as an example).

 

[Sam Losco]

Anyone finding it harder and harder to even just watch the clips?

Yes. It's all just rambling through different levels of cope and seethe. Plus, his nose is really repugnant now. I don't know if it's because he's gotten even slimmer that it seems to be more prominent or maybe the alcohol induced redness... I don't know, but it's very distracting. It almost looks like he's growing an extra bump on it closer to his eyes.
I also wonder how loud of a crack it'll make when he inevitably falls and breaks it while drunk.

 

[Chibitzen]

Anyone finding it harder and harder to even just watch the clips?

It's the stench of desperation mixed in with the alcohol-induced mental decline.

 

[RotPockets]

>Eric July settles amicably with the charity JuJu the Cow tried to provoke
>Christopher Gesualdi delays his comic yet again
>Rekieta forced to announce he's breaking up with Dear Feeder
Nothing but L after L after L. Very embarrassing.

Nick Rekieta looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his Jamaican crop top coping and seething on YouTube. Very very disrespectful.

I heard poorly rated JuJu the Cow speaks badly of Rippa (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Vito the Pedo, on behalf of Diddler Dax, came.....on Monetize Your Haters around Summer 2022, and insisted on shilling. He was bleeding badly from sodomy. He got muted!

 

[zyclonPD]

Anyone finding it harder and harder to even just watch the clips?

I barely even watch the clips anymore if they aren't short enough. I didn't even watch the "I contemplated suicide" clip because it took too long. Nick is insufferable to listen to now. He's not entertaining, he can't stop being a pervert long enough to be funny, he can't make a cogent or coherent point on any topic. His show is a net negative to spend your time. You aren't being entertained and you aren't learning anything.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nicky is now sneeding that Jersh will NEVER be allowed in the kingdom of Balldo EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Very ironic since not too long ago he said he loved Josh and wished him a billion dollars and he just needed to be a good boy to get Nick's expert legal aid.

>if you stop the drinking i’ll gladly talk to you again, but you just can’t live like this
>stop extorting me
Bro, full fledged addict behavior holy shit.

 

[Space Pope]

The creeps enter the chat:

Booshmcfadden​

I'm gonna go watch Mandy through her window

I was wondering why Boosh was so mad at the farms. Turns out he's just seething because he's been whackin it to some troony catfish.

 

[3MMA]

Strapping on Balldos
Drinking on the way
Over the hills to Minneapolis we go
Our wife will pull a train
Hey!

Balldo bells
Balldo bells
My Balldo’s on all day
Oh what fun
It is to see
This BBC display

Balldo bells
Balldo bells
Swinging every day
Oh what fun
It is to see
Bulls eat my snack tray
Hey!

Merry Christmas

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

Most probably know that Taekwondo sounds close to, “Thai-Kwan-Doh,” in English. Had a friend who pronounced it, “Tay-Kwan-Doo,” as a joke, every time we’d pass by a taekwondo studio or if it came up in conversation. Good memories. Would Lick show us all some boss moves with his taykwandoo, or would he not rise to the task? My bets on the latter. Probably way too much of a lil bitch to bust out the taykwandoo on stream. Has he ever done so in the distant past? Def not in the last few years.

I remember feeling like an idiot after taking some korean classes and learning that I've been pronouncing it wrong my entire life. I actually have no idea how everybody here in burgerland ended up saying it the "thai" way.

In the original hangeul it's written as 태 권 도 - that first character block (태) is the aspirated "t" consonant followed by what I can only describe as a slightly open short e sound "eh." Not that Balldo would know any of this, since we know his contact with taekwondo only lasted long enough for him to misname his dobok as a "gi" and then quit because of muh heat allergies.

 

[thebigdream]

Anyone finding it harder and harder to even just watch the clips?

His stream with Van Sciver was the first one I caught live in awhile and it torturous, I had to bow out half-way through. For someone who claims to have a PhD in Social Mannerisms, Rekieta is unbelievably rude and annoying to talk to, constantly going off-topic, talking over other people, setting them up to agree with his retarded opinions and being passive-aggressively shitty when they don't, etc. He exhibits that feminine trait where he believes that if he maintains a positive inflection and talks louder than the other person, he can smooth over anything that happens in a conversation. That's why everything's a joke, ha ha!, because if you aren't laughing why do you hate fun?

 

[waffle]

the gawdawful joker tattoos he is planning up, (in orange & blue, his “couple” colors, no less,) to be placed on both hip-creases in order to frame his dong. He goes on to say, “my joker tatts will anchor me to reality.

Oh fuck, where does he talk about this? What is it with morons with a questionable grasp on reality and joker tattoos?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The worst part of the tattoo is that he got it because he did Taekwondo in a college. For those who don’t follow combat sports because you’re not an autist, masculine/ immature enough to not find it gay, or gay, taekwondo is basically a shit-tier martial art.

It’s basically something that looks cool, but will get your ass kicked in a real fight.

Taekwondo is really gay now, just touch sparring and points these days, and that’s likely what Nick did. As a martial art, it has problems like any other, mainly that it went so far into the sport direction that what originally made the art so powerful, ie top tier kicks that can take your soul away, got replaced with tricking and points.
But I will say, when I spar a former TKD guy in kickboxing or Muay Thai their legs are a fucking problem. If you have hands and TKD’s wide arsenal of kicks, it just takes a little imagination to fuck a guy up.
I wouldn’t exactly recommend TKD on its own for someone looking to learn striking, but when you take a bit of it and integrate it into other types of kickboxing TKD can be a serious force.
Either way, I’d wager Nick wasn’t exactly Joe Rogan over there lol.