The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[SCRAM]

I hope he took the truck into town and left the others to freeze.

Wondering if LEO visited and this retard got formed. Not sure what happened to the others though.

Maybe they've been in jail. Lol.

 

[FinnSven]

I hope he took the truck into town and left the others to freeze.

I think he has already murdered the others and is fleeing the scene.

He is probably hoping that by the time the bodies are found next spring, he can use his stay in psychiatric care as an alibi.

 

[Spunt]

Wondering if LEO visited and this retard got formed. Not sure what happened to the others though.

Maybe they've been in jail. Lol.

@Cpt. Stud Beefpile has your buddy had to get Medieval with 4 dickless Popsicles in the last 24 hours?

 

[SCRAM]

@Cpt. Stud Beefpile has your buddy had to get Medieval with 4 dickless Popsicles in the last 24 hours?

The more I think about it, it could be totally possible he was brought to the hospital for cold related injuries and since he's a fucking loony who thought he could rough it out they decided to send him for a psych evaluation.

The other three might have just gotten pissy with LEO and gotten booked.

Alt theory: They found space cadet here surrounded by his frozen dead friends and sent him for an eval.

I'm enjoying this new arc.

 

[Spunt]

Alt theory: They found space cadet here surrounded by his frozen dead friends and sent him for an eval.

And of course rather than tell anyone that three of his friends and valued members of the trans community have died tragically in horrifying circumstances he instead only talks about himself. So in other words it's plausible.

 

[Oxyjen]

Personally I think the conditions alone shouldn’t see them off. For all we call Jarrod a larper, he’s got to have way more experience and preparedness at living outside than your average city dwelling tranny. And they have a fair bit of gear with them, and a car, and can always dial 911 if shit gets real.

What would tip the balance is an additional bad luck or human factor. For example, the car goes off the road in a blizzard on the way to the hospital, somewhere there’s no cell signal.

Or if either of the vulnerable skitzo lads run off screaming into the forest for some reason, and end up falling down a slope and knocking themselves out.

Something like that, then you’ve going to have trooncicles. Kiwi farms to blame.

Is there any picture or description of the vehicle these losers are huddling in/around?

It’s a 90s Chevy Suburban, white, pics up thread.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

It’s a 90s Chevy Suburban, white, pics up thread.

I found mentions of 2015 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD 4x4

 

[Oxyjen]

I found mentions of 2015 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD 4x4

That was back on the old tranch (J was unsuccessfully grifting to repair it). This is a wagon . Look around page 1125 for the start of this saga.

 

[Vesperus]

Personally I think the conditions alone shouldn’t see them off. For all we call Jarrod a larper, he’s got to have way more experience and preparedness at living outside than your average city dwelling tranny.

Experience normally says, "This is not a tenable situation, we need to get the fuck off this mountain". You might hunker down for a night if the driving conditions are particularly grim, but playing with tarpaulins and soup is a summer activity.
I'm hoping the silence is because they don't want to admit they've fucked off to Boulder to stay warm.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm hoping the silence is because they don't want to admit they've fucked off to Boulder to stay warm.

All signs point to that being the case. J said they were going to have to pack the tent due to high winds on Xmas eve. All logic would suggest they bailed and are in town, either in the car or in a motel. The ones that aren’t in hospital.

Maybe Penny reached out with an olive branch, they did have a spare travel trailer sitting in their yard (lol, as if).

 

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Feral Crow: Well...What do we do?

lil burger: Why don't we just...Wait here for a little while? See what happens.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

Personally I think the conditions alone shouldn’t see them off. For all we call Jarrod a larper, he’s got to have way more experience and preparedness at living outside than your average city dwelling tranny. And they have a fair bit of gear with them, and a car, and can always dial 911 if shit gets real.
It’s a 90s Chevy Suburban, white, pics up thread.

I think Jarrod and the Two Troons are together is because Jarrod has a sense of loyalty to friends/comrades (which Phil, Shiteater and Kevryn do not have) and he stuck around with the other's to help them get through. He was left at Tranch II as well.

He's a guy and thinks with manbrain despite being superficially 'troonish and he's leading the group...like a guy with a sense of responsibility to his friends and an idea of right/wrong, would do.

Unlike those worthless nobodies at Tranch III.

I think that's a 1995 Suburban. Nice for where they are atm. The rear end work will be around $2500.00

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

A mildly charismatic man with alleged experience and too much confidence (Jarrod)

Christ, how pathetic a human being does one have to be for Jarrod to come across as charismatic?

...pathetic enough to freeze to death in the mountains of Colorado, I guess.

Of all the things they require as troons Twitter is arguably the most important. Without it 24/7 how could they remember that being a tranny is even a thing?

It's like that old philosophical chestnut: if a tranny freezes to death in the woods and doesn't post about it on Twitter, were they even actually trans in the first place?

As a side note, why are people at risk of freezing to death liking softcore furry porn on Twitter?

They're troons. We're talking about people who live for the Coom above all else, to the point of irreversibly fucking up their bodies with hormones and experimental surgeries. Even the prospect of death can't sway them from their pursuit of the almighty Coom.

Why do they put themselves through this? Is clout chasing on twitter really worth living in a tent in the middle of winter?

An ordinary clout chaser would have pussied out and beat a hasty retreat to civilization at the first sign of actual non-first-world-problems hardship. Jarrod seems to be a true believer, which makes him considerably more dangerous both to himself and others.

You can just identify as breathing air and not water to not drown. EZ GG.

Obviously Zinnia should just take a leaf from the therians' book and identify as an amphibian.

 

[curecanti88]

Man, this new expansion pack is taking a comedic turn!

 

[Ghostse]

Yeah I really doubt the troonpack was retarded enough to freeze to death with a vehicle ready to go.

Since we haven't heard anything, ,y guess is being they are squatting on federal land, Rangers did a welfare check and had them charged with trespass for their own safety and soon we'll see tweets about federal overreach.

 

[Gentlebastard]

They're troons. We're talking about people who live for the Coom above all else, to the point of irreversibly fucking up their bodies with hormones and experimental surgeries. Even the prospect of death can't sway them from their pursuit of the almighty Coom.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these coomers from the slow completion of their appointed gooning sessions"

 

[curecanti88]

If these Tranarchists were anything like the lefties of the past, they could at least try making a cool forest encampment like some partisan group in '43 Belarus or Yugoslavia, and hell, it might even get them more donations. This is pathetic. Damn commies can't do anything right.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Are we sure that's ice? 'Cause at a glance it kinda looks like something else.

I took it to be the frozen condensation of their troon breath on the inner walls of the tent. That's the kind of thing that would be grim enough to take a picture like that which on its face doesn't appear too dramatic.

 

[teriyakiburns]

If these Tranarchists were anything like the lefties of the past, they could at least try making a cool forest encampment like some partisan group in '43 Belarus or Yugoslavia, and hell, it might even get them more donations.

That would require work, from all of them, not just the designated slave.

 

[curecanti88]

That would require work, from all of them, not just the designated slave.

Ah, silly me, I forgot that all socialism is basically slavery.